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Now, at age 28, I finally see video games as stupid and anime as stupid and gay, just like non autistic boys when they start hitting puberty at age 12-14.
Thinking about it more, I see how socially retarded I must be in eyes of normies and specially girls.
I am good 12-14 years of gaining social experience in the back. Is there I way to power level those?
>>28650967
you realized it too late, you can't just start up a social life at age 28 dude
>>28650977
Yep, no hope.
Best to just an hero
>>28650967
Took you long enough, faggot.
Is this a nice looking vajay-jay?
DESIGNATED POOPIING
>>28650950
I'd rather stick it in her shithole desu
>>28650950
its an 8/10
what the fuck is the point of being a male if you don't have a dick like this?
>jdimsa
>>28650861
my dick is literally exactly like that except unjewed
>>28650861
>have dick that is nowhere near that thick
>also probably shorter
>still have female friend that basically only likes me for my wiener
>tfw just want her to be my gf
Don't worry about it too much bros.
>>28650885
> have female friend that basically only likes me for my wiener
how did you achieve this
>he doesn't AMOG other guys whenever a girl's around
What does AMOG mean?
>>28651497
autistically massage own genitals
>he has a girlfriend
POSSIBLE KEK DETECTED
ITT: Red flags for men
>He does the virgin walk
>his penis is less than 9"
>he visits the gym less than 15 times a week
>his bank account has less than 9 figures
>his height starts with a 6 or below
>he doesn't look like a pornstar
>he isn't funny, witty, charming and intelligent
>has blond hair
>showers more than twice a day
>owns a pair of blue jeans
>has a lot of female friends
>is attractive
>has had sex before
>has a lot of friends
>wears expensive clothes
>has a six pack
>is confident
This is a 10/10 chick on r9k.
>>28650672
i buy that seltzer brand too
>>28650672
>3d
>10/10
heheeeheehe
>>28650672
No, OP, this is
Any potential?
>>28650671
wear kitty ears and a bell collar
get a black latex zip up suit too
start wearing paw gloves
yeah you could totally be a gay cat
>>28650671
paint yourself white, shave your head and you've got a perfect halloween costume that you don't even have to pay for
>>28650671
why did you poop on a plate tho
>see fembot in "ideal bf" thread
>actually kind of match
>she actually seems like could be my type too
>this has literally never happened before ever
>nobody else really seems interested in her
>give my email
>wake up this morning with anticipation in case I got a reply
>nope
Why is it like this.
I guess it's normal but any bf/gf threads I never find anyone I feel I remotely identify with. Then the rare time it happens, nothing.
Every other occasion when i do post in those threads and exchange emails after a few days of going back and forth they ghost me. We will get along real well, like similar things, have hour long conversations and then they just stop completely. This has happened multiple times. I cant even get a robot to like me for more than a few days.
The one guy who didnt drop me turned out having a gf and he was stringing me along.
I give up.
>>28650893
>>28650661
the 2 of you should fuck each other in the dick
>shitpost about my fetish in a random thread
>femanon sees it and we start talking
>have been talking for about a month now and I'm gonna visit her soon
I don't know what to tell you, dude. I'm not even an interesting person or amazing conversationalist.
Shit just happens.
Fingers crossed that I don't lose my kidneys or anything.
>tfw missed out on high school relationships because I was an insecure faggot
>tfw missed out on slamming some high school chick I worked with because I was an insecure faggot
>tfw have missed out on literally every opportunity the universe has ever presented to me with women because im just one monumentally insecure giant faggot
>tfw 23 years old and still eat pizza rolls every day of my life
Wow what the fuck have I become
An insecure faggot
>>28650642
>tfw had a primary school relationship despite being an insecure faggot
>tfw had a secondary school relationship despite being an insecure faggot
you can still be insecure and a faggot to get girls
>>28650642
>Wow what the fuck have I become
my sweetest friend
Hi robots,
the last couple days I felt incredibly empty and bored.I just realized that what I was searching for was a new casual and chill game,where you can live a perfect life and just be happy about it.Something like Stardewvalley or the Sims did it but I need something new.Can you advise me a new one ?
TL;DR
need new comfy and chill game with a perfect life like Sims or Stardewvalley
Bump, I'm in the same boat as OP
Terraria should sorta fit
Faster than light given you get some mods to make the game more comfy.
Good morning, wagecuck.
Three days left until your next two days of freedom. Do your best today.
Another day, another dollar.
the Frankfurt school was designed to destroy the white race, by creating the "nu-male" among whites, who's main trait is their NEET status.
Dependent on the state & white & male? Objectively nu-male.
However, the NEET will not be able to take the HEAT of this truth
>>28650468
Thisday is also known as hump day.
>>28650502
Being dependent on Mr Shekelstein the employer or Mr Shekelstein the politician, what the real difference?
>ITT: I have no personality
the guys that wear this are basically screaming to the world "I WILL OBEY WHATEVER I AM TOLD TO DO"
>>28650409
What if they're worn down and losing colour, anon?
>>28650409
I wear those shoes.
Who /takingashitatwork/ here?
Literally the best feeling ever.
Not only am I taking a shit, I'm also slacking off and getting paid for it. So far this shit has cost my employer almost 5 bong
>>28650336
anon your penis is visible in this image
>>28650336
>5 bong
It really annoys me that us Britbongs cannot use our currency symbol here
>>28650408
Fucking yank apartheid mate, they want to feel special
>>28650355
Yeah but my face isn't, so I don't care
My online business has been kicking ass lately. I have about $6000/month surplus that I want to use to start shooting porn. I don't have any hope of making a profit in porn, it's just something I want to do.
Basically I want to do an Anal POV site, since it's my 'fetish' (if you can call it that) and there's no enough content being made at all.
I was tihnking about hiring the girls off Backpage / Tinder / Craigslist. I'm having trouble writing a pitch that would make the girls receptive to my offer. Any ideas?
What's the least I can get away with paying these girls? I was thinking like $250 USD for an hour, which would be like 10-15min of fucking. I think girls would do it if they could keep their identities hidden -- like blurring their face or intentionally obscuring it from the camera shot.
Thoughts???
>>28650328
You should just commission a whole bunch of 2D art instead. Cheaper, easier, and better quality.
>>28650328
Change the pic and ask /biz/ if you are serious. You will get some useful insight there and for whatever reason I get the vibe that this is a real quest that you are considering.
Link me if you make it - I'm interested.
Would you bareback girls off of Backpage/Tinder/Craigslist? Hiding your face?
>>28650366
That's another thing I thought of. I would have to wear a condom unless they brought in a recent STD test confirming they're clean. Maybe I pay them a $100 premium if they have a clean STD test?
I would be shooting it POV style so you wouldn't see my face, just my dick which is 6.75" uncut.
my only friend is a prostitute.
I paid for an hour with her plus extra to do it at my place. I couldn't do it, we ended up just talking. She tried to give me the money back(because she felt bad for me I guess?) and I told her to keep it because I wasted her time. Pretty much was like a cheaper therapist, except she talked about her life too. Discussed how much of a loser I am, no friends, etc. She discussed how she used to be an addict and wants to change her life and stuff. Didn't think much of it after she left.
Fast forward a few days and I get a knock on my apartment door and it's her except nowhere near as 'dolled up' is the expression I guess? Just wearing regular clothes and minimal makeup. She asked if I wanted to hang out for a while and she just walked in before I answered because she knew I was a social fuckup by this point. I remember we bingewatched house of cards(her idea) on netflix, it was alright, she seemed to enjoy it. She crashed at my place.
This became more common, we went out to eat and stuff too. She started bringing food to my place and cooked for us. Found out she was going for nursing at the local community college on the side. I started tutoring her to help her pass her required math classes(I have a M.Sci degree.) She got kinda drunk one night, think something bad happened, didn't ask as it seemed rude to. Found out she has no family or friends(that aren't into drugs etc) besides me. She told me that whenever she gets the urge to start using again she comes over to my place.
She's graduating soon.
I'm actually proud of her, it's a weird feeling. Is this sort of what being a dad is like?
Never thought I'd be friends with a prostitute. But she's actually pretty cool. Life is weird.
Have you had sex with her?
She's the pinnacle of degeneracy.
You sound like a cuck.
That said, I'm still kinda jelly.
>>28650306
That's nice bro
>>28650306
Doubt its true, but if it is thats a pretty cool story desu
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