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I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YOU
>>28651640
What's your problem, anon?
>catch grenade for you
>for you
Bane?
Is Bruno Mars' classic "Grenade" the ultimate robot-cuck tragedy?
Original pepes: pics of frogs you have taken in real life.
>snapchat
>frogposting
>OFFLINE frogposting
OP, have you ever considered that this might not be the best place for you?
>>28651634
this is actually really funny OP. good post, keep it up.
>>28651651
How about you contribute to the thread or keep quiet please, I'd really appreciate it.
>>28651758
Thankyou!
ITT: /Uncomfy/ images thread
This looks comfy as fuck dude.
>>28651568
i dont get why people are so uncomfortable with these type of pictures. Pictures that make me the most sad are sad dogs
>ywn run a hand like that across a sand belt
Feels bad man
So I get a call from my Iranian friend, apparently he's getting married to a woman from his homeland, They're getting married in Iran but I'm invited to a ceremony they're having in my city when they get back.
Pic related, That's what she looks like.
Are Persians White ?
Pics of her
>tfw I'll never have anybody that hot
>>28651576
Looks like Kaya Scodelario
>>28651584
IKR
It's not fair, I should be happy for him but I'm not.
I'd give my right arm for a babe like that :(
Who here isn't white? It's hard to picture myself not being a white person.
I can't even consider an Asian or negro looking back in the mirror.
I'm Maori, sucks when most people think I'm from the Middle East
"my skin my body good god lets party"
>I can't even consider an Asian or negro looking back in the mirror.
I'd get a refund desu
Post your hands or faces niggers.
>My room is to cold, anon
>Is it OK if I sleep here with you?
>And I sleep in the nude btw :)
>Hey, anon!
>What are you looking at?
MOMMY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28651351
WELL MAYBE IF YOU SLEPT WITH SOME CLOTHES ON YOU WOULDNT BE SO FUCKING COLD YOU STUPID ROASTIE WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!11
Ask someone who just committed suicide anything
>>28651311
why are you such a coward?
>>28651311
r u o k frend-o, heer I p
lay trombone 4 u
>>28651311
What's it like to be dead!
Who's /r9k/'s favourite Disney princess? I personally like Rapunzel.
YOU LICK BONERS AND ARE GAY
YOU LICK BONERS AND ARE GAY
YOU LICK BONERS AND ARE GAY
GAY! GAY! AND ARE GAY
>>28651255
Elsa is the best
>>28651255
Jasmine is the sexiest. Perfect bod, those big brown eyes, black hair and perfect delicious brown. Elsa is a close second. Those hips man...
>tfw its gotten to the point where i need to do a line to get out of bed in the morning
>>28651191
I've been there, being a robot druggo is a lot of fun if you can afford it.
>>28651191
You too anon? Bumps here, got to maintain. Whatcha snortan
I did coke once and hardly felt anything. It was kind of like drinking coffee. My shitty friends also sprinkled coke on a bowl of pot that I smoked, and I didn't notice anything.
What's coke like? Is it like adderal?
ISTP General
>step on someone's foot
>say sorry
>not actually sorry
DEVILISH
>comes into an ISTP thread
>is actually INTJ
D E V I L I S H
>Meyers-Briggs
am i in high school again? this is the same as taking a facebook quiz to see which color M&M you are, except a bit longer
>>28651187
I'm envious of your obsessive behavior and how you can stick to one thing for extended periods of time without getting bored.
I noticed you guys are also bullshit detectors. You guys are alright.
t. INTP
>Want HRT
>Can't afford it anymore
>tfw going to have to admit that I'm an ugly disgusting freak instead of life a fantasy life that'll make me happy
also trap thread i guess i dunno
>>28651159
you would still be a disgusting freak, you would just look different
>>28651170
true, but at least I'd be a girlish freak
>>28651159
that's a cute boiclit, post more
We all know about the Isla vista killings by Elliot Rodger in 2014,
But he was not the first, but the third person to commit mass killings in Isla Vista, a small town of just 23,000 people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Isla_Vista_killings
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_Nis_Christiansen
What is it that caused 3 people to go on killing sprees in this small town of just 23,000 people?
Maybe they also heard their sister(s) getting fucked in the other room too
>>28651156
Wow, nicely picked up OP. Sensory overload perhaps. Too many hot blondes partying, triggers the autist, murder ensues.
What is it with California (and to some degree all of the west coast I guess) over all that seems to attract serial killers/spree killers?
I mean yeah, there are serial killers and spree killers in other places aswell - but California seems to have a lot of them
Had sex for the 1st time yesterday.
AMA.
>>28651137
How many years on your sentence?
>>28651185
Kek.
She's my age so nothing illegal here.
hi /r/4chan
originalomente
I might be losing my virginity soon. What type of condom should I get? I have a 6 inch dick
>>28651056
First off, good for you.
Second, I have no idea, I'm a virgin as well.
>>28651056
Trojan Ultrathins my friend. Goodluck
>condom
>losing virginity
pick one
>try to open up to ""friend"" about psychological problems
>try to formulate myself
>she just stares at me
>"lol those arent real problems, you just need to shape up"
>starts blabbering on about her so called problems with guys, her job and what not
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Honest question - Are normies psychopaths? They always seem to think the world revolves around them
>implying she isn't right
>>28650985
maybe you just did a terrible job explaining yourself lol
>>28650999
women are never right
