>QT gril asks you this
>What do?
>>25784071
I'm at the point where I willingly and publicly admit to being a virgin who gets no women
I just don't care anymore
>>25784071
Idk depends, are you a virgin?
>>25784071
A girl asked me once
I just told her I was single, simple as that
Who here /Sardines/
Litrelly god food.
>>25781355
moreso than anything i've ever seen on this board, this is depressing me
dude. you are a loser
>>25781375
>dude. you are a loser
hello reddit.
>>25781375
idk why tomatoes basil sardines are choice af
with a few pita chips and a handful of say... spinach? fuck me up all day pls
sweet dreams lil nippa edition
Poleaboo is
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you
He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham
His fellow employees
Found his blog
Sooner after
About the polish bog
They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace
Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight
"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"
Lowe...
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>>25777987
Absolutely beautiful mate.
I will post this every time he replies
Bit nippy init.
Can we just have an autistic/aspie feels thread? I'm having a bit of a meltdown and just want to talk to people about it.
>visit sisters for break
>sister says that one of my childhood friends lives in the same neighborhood as her and that he's not doing too well
>conversation turns to how he always seemed "off" somehow and how he seems to have sensory problems
>the bouncy toe-walking thing gets brought up
>it...
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>>25753451
>tfw it's made clear that just your face and the way you move seem wrong somehow
>tfw seeing a photo of yourself and realizing that you're "off" somehow
>tfw hearing your own voice on a recording and realizing that you don't even sound right
>tfw realizing that nobody can see what's going on behind your eyes and that you just look like some kind of freak or monster...
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>>25753471
>tfw realizing that nobody can see what's going on behind your eyes and that you just look like some kind of freak or monster on the outside
goddamit that hit hard.
I tried to be as likable as possible to those around me but they all reject me on some level because of my appearence. Now i feel nothing towards normal people since its clear to me im not human.
>>25753451
That is called anxiety, not autism. Autistic people do not give a fuck or can even comprehend what other people are thinking.
>25, super virgo robot never had gf
>install tinder
>take like 1000 selfies
>realize I'm ugly so it's pointless
>upload a few of my most flattering selfie (me in dimly lit room)
>barely get any matches, but once in a while I'll get someone.
>finally match with one girl who is really into me
>not fat, average build,...
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Sex isn't that fun and if you aren't enjoying yourself with her just leave it.
>>25790281
>Should I stick to escorts?
Yes.
>>25790295
I don't know how to find a kinky girl without tinder though and this could be my only chance at a gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLyKSYRqXM
you want to go after the ethnicity and not the powers behind them. the banks, the real estate industry, they're all controlled by massive corporations who want to stay in power. faceless, multinational corporations that will have no problem protecting their own while you imprison, murder and terrorize big nosed civillians.
bad economic policy, lack of knowledge about health, stupid techno-fetishist ideas that presume there's a miracle answer for every ill out there, it all adds up to a faceless bureaucracy that can survive just fine a holocaust because they're...
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and then donald rumsfeld becomes a fucking meme. oh, he's not jewish, he must be one of the good guys! you goddamn morons. remember the real estate bubble, the first sign of the economy? that's the business where he made most of his profit. now you come here with zombie propaganda, trying to shill the same stupid solution. the world bank is based in germany. most off shore bank accounts are swiss. the bible itself says, give jews the word of law and the leadership, and when shit turns south blame them. the scapegoats of history.
smug trump
Celebrities who probably browse /r9k/ thread?
Micheal Cesarean
>>25789883
>Probably?
Undoubtedly.
she's on /pol/ too
>>25789769
Feels good to be a handsome man.
>>25789769
wrong, it's like this:
> ugly girls
> beta man (looks don't matter for men)
> average man
> average woman
> good-looking woman
> alpha man
>>25789769
>ugly girls have it harder than an average man
Lol
>>25789769
back to tumblr with you
it goes like this:
>ugly men (hell mode++)
>average men (hell mode)
>handsome men
>women (easy mode)
>tfw you LITERALLY cannot get a gf if you don't have a beard
WHY DO I STILL LIVE IN THIS FUCKING PLANET
FUUUCCKKKKKK
(not true by the way)
Original
if you have a masculine face and strong jaw and chin then beard is negligible
hell its better to not have any beard since it would only obstruct your features
>>25789525
>>25789526
FUCK OFF
Having a beard is a clear sign of masculinity.
If you don't have a beard, all females think you are a boy.
Also, for you to be handsome WITHOUT a beard, you literally need god tier genetics, like 0.1%
Tick
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Reminder, you only get two days of freedom, wagecuck. Better get up and make the most of those two days instead of sleeping them away.
mushie mushie
>>25789457
I like the picture of the funny lizard on this post. anyone got a source?
Shekelberg called wagie. It seems you have to work in the weekend as well. better hurry up and get dressed. you can't be late bor your wage will be cut in half.
Thank you for applying to be my bf.
Every applicant so far has said that they would be a "nice guy and treat me well".
Is there anything unique you would bring to the relationship?
You have 10 seconds to respond.
Being an individual is in and of itself unique
Next question
I can hold a conversation and am kinky as hell.
Now what did you do with your application aside from write your name on it and dot your I with a heart?
>>25789361
No. But you're not unique either. So I guess it'll be OK.
>You missed out on young love
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I really fucked up my youth...
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NO FOND MEMORIES OF HER.
BECAUSE THERE IS NO HER.
WHY COULDN'T I KISS BEHIND THE SCHOOL, AND THEY GOSSIP ABOUT OUR LOVE.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>25789158
>tfw didn't miss out on young love
>tfw things are working out
>tfw will marry my high school sweetheart
Life is gonna be alright, fellow robots.
>>25789273
She's gonna fuck a nigger behind your back. You'll smother the kids and set the house on fire. Better kill yourself now.
Why is normie fashion fucking allergic to things such as comfort, practicality, and reliability?
Why is it than whenever 2 footwhere who have the same function(example:flip flops and crocks) are compared, the one better at intended functionm(from example: crocks offer far better protection, stability, strength and comfort) is called"autistic"?
Why does it create fucked up dogshit arbitrary standards about such trivial shit , especially like which types of almost identical sneakers are considered autistic or for old people and which are cool?Normieshits will scream about "muh social nuances" but if these nuances involve identifying which of 2 almost undistinguishable pairs of sneakers is "autistic", on the bases of you extremely vague illogical normie criteria of what is acceptable then these nuances are worth shit and I sincerely hope someone unretarded will destroy your precious cues ASAP.
>Retarded crapass swag hats and clothing, and ugly baggy jeans with "FUCK FUCKS EVERYTHING", "WHERE DEM BOOTY BITCHES AT" and other niggerspeak inscriptions are considered normal
>shitty rainbow, pink, or neon covered faggotwear is considered fashionable
>tribal nigger nose, tongue and lip piercings are considered fashionable
>Faggot sidecuts:wow dude so cool
>Someone wears white hiking shoes in a non-ceremonial enviroment:OMG HURR DURR WHAT A RETARDED CREEP
If society in general and specifically females is instantly loses respect for about wearing something so unprovocative then It's one more reason for me to piss on you cues and to think females as retarded conformist livestock who can't fathom their own bullshit.
Normieshits will scream about "muh social nuances" but if these nuances involve identifying which of 2 almost undistinguishable pairs of sneakers is "autistic", on the bases of you extremely vague illogical normie criteria of what is acceptable then these nuances are worth shit and I sincerely hope someone unretarded will destroy your precious cues ASAP.
Tl;dr
Shut up fag.
Crocks users, everyone.
>>25789147
retarded normie detected
>Beg for game via steam
>someone gifts it to me even though I have a dick
>feel bad because I'm the kind who wants to pay people back
>Show him my feet via skype
>Shy as fuck, shakey terrible dark angles
>He thanks me and says I have nice feet
Thank god for foot fags man. You are truly saints among us.
Is this the next shitposting thread?
I think so
Tomoko and hex maniac?
I like this thread already
>>25789225
But it is called cebruzposting
>can't watch porn anymore
>get angry thinking about what their fathers would feel if they found out
>thinking about what if they are were daughters being used like a pocket pussy and degraded
>>25789120
This is very sweet of you
Awesome! You should try 2D.
>can't watch cute girls anymore in porn because it reminds me how i am 26 khv and never had a gf never will be loved by a woman
>can only fap to weird shit like old women and shemales, traps even though i am straight
kill me now