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Hey /r9k/, I'm a /pol/ack. I don't like being a boring NEET with no friends. Part of the reason I have no friends is that most of my hobbies and personality are incompatible with most people. So I've decided to try to become a normie in order to be happier and make more friends so I can enjoy life more. I'm bored and lonely all the time, all I want is some funny friends and a hot gf.
Anyone else feel this way?
Here's my plan for Operation: Become a Normie:
1. Stop using non-normie sites
2. Listen to more normie music instead of edgy metal bands
3. Get an iPhone and do normie stuff with it
4. Stop talking about and worrying about my edgy political views
5. Be more sociable by talking about normie stuff with people
6. Pursue more normie hobbies like dancing and sports
7. Be more carefree
8. Only look at normie memes
9. Do other stuff normies do
P.S. I used to have a really hot gf but she broke up with me last month and I'm still sad about it. I don't have any friends though.
inb4 normie reeeee
PLS RESPOND I WANT TO BE A NORMIE SO BAD DDDD:
I also want to be normie. Hmm...
9. Become fit to make everything easier
9. Drink occasionally in social situations to help me expand my comfort zone
9. Shit... maybe take St. John's Wort or 5-HTP to make myself a happier person
>>25785468
Boy you are already a normie. And
>operation: become a normie
What are you, 11?
Srsly I used to just live with my parents posting memes on 4chan,then I found a sugar daddy (he's 67) and now I get to spend all day on 4chan in an apartment he pays for, with a gf he finances. Seriously I only have sex with him like once a month, this is a robots dream. You can live it too
Also I'm not even that good looking, like all I did was post a profile on a sugar daddy dating website and boom, I never have to work plus with gay marriage legalized I get half of this dudes money when he dies
Does no one want a sugar daddy?
>>25785170
That's gay AF nigga, I'd rather not have my boypucci fucked by some.old fart
I don't know what to do anymore...
>Was at a party two weeks ago.
>Girl who I had known for years was there
>She's pouring me shot after shot
>Next thing I know it's the next day
>I wake up naked with her laying next to me
>I flipped the fuck out
>She's laughing asking am I serious
>I look down and I've clearly got vaginal secretion on my dick.
>Tell my family and friends; they laugh and think I'm overreacting
>Go to the police which was even more embarrassing
>After they realize i'm serious, they ask if I'm gay. Then they tell me it's my fault for drinking so much.
I actually liked this girl, and can't believe she would take advantage of me like this. I've barely left the house since all this happened.
If you didn't contract a virus or get her pregnant it's not a big deal. Did you think at all about why she was trying to get you so drunk. I haven't had sex in so long I would be glad if that happened.
>>25785093
>>Go to the police
lmao
>at a party
fake and gay
>ugly as fuck
>ridiculously massive penis
i am a walking contradiction
post your rare feels
>>25784787
Maybe you can fuck yourself with your huge cock faggot
>>25784787
see obscure >>25778315
Why not work in porn industry, OP?
Who /selfharm/ here? Doesn't matter if you still do or not.
Any good coping methods? Pics of scars?
I scratch and pour boiling water on my hands when stressed. Does that count?
Sorry, don't have a camera.
Scratch behind my knees and my ring fingers.
hurts to bend my ring fingers but my knees have scarred up so its okay
>>25784245
Yeah, that totally counts.
Help me stop being obsessed with Katya. No matter what I do or how many girls I talk to I can't get over the fact that I'll never find such a beautiful girl. I probably wouldn't even like her but fuck, she just makes every other girl look ugly or mediocre. How do I get over this, it's this board's fault I even found her and now it's ruined my perception of beauty. A girl who looked like a 10/10 to me before is like a 7/10 now since that's what she looks like compared to Katya who's a perfect 10/10. I feel like this is going to make my standards too high.
Katya isn't even the best 3d girl mate.
>>25783782
I wish that were true, but I've never seen anyone better.
>post video of Katya speaking
>thread dies
Is game of thrones normie-core? I was interested in binging it since i'm a neet with nothing better to do
Everyone on the show is a walking meme.
You can literally describe every single character with "le" + 2 word description +"man"/"lady."
That said it is enjoying if you know it's not as good as normies say when they're sucking it off. It's fine for what it is. Watch a few episodes and decide for yourself. If nothing else it's a good time sink.
>>25783420
>Virgin MC vows to disown women for his brothers
>hideous manlet fucks whores and disparages normies every chance he gets
>stacies get raped left and right
>whiteknight faggots get killed on the reg
You decide, robot
Just watch what you want and enjoy what you want.
Don't be a fucking hipster about it faggot.
1. Snickers
2. Twix
3. Take 5
4. Kit Kat
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25. Almond Joy
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50. Milky Way/ 3 Musketeers
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95. Butterfinger
POWER GAP
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9001. Hershey's """""Chocolate"""""
Europoor Honorable Mention: Kinder Bueno
If you disagree with this list, you should seriously start questioning your sexuality.
Thanks for posting this.
What's so bad about butterfinger?
>>25782659
Shut up, faggot. Go suck a dick.
All I wanted was a healthy hairline
>mfw 25 and receding
>>25782516
How about a slav beak
>>25782516
>manbuns
Fucking normie hipsters kill yourselves please
Homeless at twenty three. This is going to be a shitty journey. It's a lot colder than I expected. I'm paralyzed with fear & anxiety.
what happened anon kun?
sell your phone, dumb phoneposter
>>25780779
find a homeless shelter.
How will you call your future sexbot? What will be her name, her personality, how will she look?
I don't want a sexbot, I want a lovebot.
![71414ce20cfbb73452629c570f6b33ac[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pVwcHjb.jpg "71414ce20cfbb73452629c570f6b33ac[1]")
I like plant-related names for girls; Rose, Lily, Heather.
She will be a petite, spunky, slightly hyperactive girl with a pageboy haircut.
>>25777105
/board
Muted for 2 seconds, because comment not original
>mom thinks i have too many piss jars
>empties one in the backyard
>doesn't give me back the jar
>ask for jar
>mom says i need to start using the toilet
>THE TOILET
THE TOILET
FUCKING BITCH!! RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25786722
Man FUCK HER
REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOM IM PART PAJEET
NO POO IN LOO
TENDIES NOW
FUCK YOU IM NOT GOING TO APPLY TO JOBS TOMORROW
BITCH IF I HAVE TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME FOR TENDIES THEN YOU AND THIS HOUSE ARE GOING UP IN FLAMES TONIGHT
>poo in loo
>wipe
>poo on the sheet
>wipe with a new sheet
>poo on the sheet
>trend continues
>get bored and give up past a certain point
>get back on the computer
anyone else?
Can you be a Chad and never have sex?
Pic related. He's pretty Chad-like and assuming he never secretly broke his beliefs has never had sex.
He'a also a movie character.
Hey Nat, nice thread XD
>>25786324
Wait is it really jedi beliefs to never ever have sex? So many jedi have children
Who here /drunk/? Pic related, its what I'm drinking at the moment.
Chimay Blue reporting for duty
>>25786299
I'm drinking based pic related right now. It makes my teeth hurt after a while but by then I'm too drunk to really care.
Gibson's Finest 12 Year reporting
I moved out at 23 and I'm living alone. I make enough money to not have to live off ramen after paying rent/bills.
How do I not become a spooky skeleton shut-in? It seems so easy to come home from work and just go straight to my computer in the dark.
>>25785959
Yeah same here anon
I'm pretty content
>>25785975
Do you ever think about roommates or is it worth paying extra for privacy?
>>25785959
What do you do for work anon? How much you make if I may ask?
