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Has anyone noticed porn isn't as good as it used to be? I used to cum buckets whenever I'd watch it. Now I can barely get a boner. Most of it's cuck/interracial/BDSM shit that does nothing for me.
>>25781587
get tor and seek out more extreme shit
start raping people to get a thrill
>>25781587
It's not that porn has gotten worse, it's that you've fried the pleasure centers of your brain from watching so much of it. Never before in history has there been so much hardcore pornography that's so easily accessible, and it's having disastrous consequences for many men.
on a scale of 1-10, how important is dick game to an average woman?
>>25781549
>on a scale of 1-10, how important is dick game to an average woman?
hella
10
Unless you've got a long and thick dick you should just kill yourself to avoid the embarrassment.
>>25781549
>small penis humiliation
thats my fetish
>customers tell me I need to smile more
>customers tell me I look angry all the time
YOU FUCKING DUMB BITCHES THERES NOTHING TO SMILE ABOUT THIS JOB HAS MADE ME HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE AND I WANT TO REACH AROUND THIS COUNTER AND SLAM YOUR FUCKING HEAD REPEATEDLY AGAINST THE COUNTER FUCKING CUNT
>>25781311
I used to wagecuck at McDonalds back in the day when they had the whole "We love to see you smile." BS going on.
For the uninformed no we really could not care if you smiled.
>>25781369
Working front end and dealing with people has made me lose all of my patience and I am constantly on edge. I have so much anger and rage built up that one day I think I'm gonna explode in front of people and just walk out the store. It's so fucking bad. I can't keep dealing with customers (people) who have no interest in making even the tiniest bit of my day better. The smallest shit makes my blood boil.
>>25781510
I lucked out and was in the grill. They tried putting me in the window to take the cash give the drink and food. Had some morbidly obese cow pull up to the window one day in a beat to hell caravan, just a total cunt. It ordered a chocolate shake in the old super sized drink cups when those were still offered. Decided to not "Securely" put the lid on and as it wrapped its fat nubs around the cup the shake gushed out the top and bitch fucking flipped out. I just closed the window and told them i was going on break.
If I eat a lot and get fat, will my dick get bigger too?
>>25781155
The opposite will happen- relatively speaking. The fat around your junk will kind of eclipse it, effectively reducing your length.
wtf 5 and a half inches is just fine.
Mine is 3 and a half, and it doesn't even bother me that much. You can fuck girls just fine with a dick that size.
>>25781155
it'll get smaller because you have a pad of fat building up around the base of your penis
holy shit im so lonely. im so depressed. and a little tipsy yess. but i just want someone to connect with. can anyone else relate PLEASE? anyone? im so alone. i stare out into the world and i feel like im not a part of it
>i stare out into the world and i feel like im not a part of it
why this gotta be a bad thing?
go out and make some friends faggot
>>25781161
BUT IM SUCK A FUCKING LOSER> nobody fucking likes me. im so lonely that it makes me wanna hurt myself. i just want to ram my head against the wall. this is my life and it will continue to be my life. FUCK IT. fuck it all
>went to cross country today
>22 years old
>went alone
>everyone was with families
>ended up seeing my old high-school coach
>he gave me a hug and asked me how i was, how happy he is to see I'm still running
>told me if i was with anyone, and after he found out i was alone he told me he is my personal cheer-leader for today
>he was screaming my name when i was running, clapping his hands
>yelling at the top of his lungs
>'BEAT THESE BLOODY SNAILS, WHO'S THE FUCKING CHAMP? YOU ARE MATE"
>nearly started crying mid-run since no one has done that in years
>no one has ever patted me on the back
>ended up coming first
>10 kilometers in 35 minutes
>he hugged me and said he always knew i had great talent
>tfw had a tear in my eye when i got home
i-is this what it feels like to be chad?
Yea anon I imagine it's something like that
>>25780799
>10k
>35 minutes
Bullshit, that's professional athlete levels.
>>25780861
Is this athlete levels in America? i knew people who were sunning sub 32 minutes.
How slow are you?
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/memetoys#/
WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?
aaa I don't know man that smells like multiple lawsuits to me.
Wojak maybee.
>>25780645
The pepe is really well done and I wouldn't mind having it displayed with my anime figurines and amiibos.
Who was the cuck who made this lmao
"Splish splash it's time for anon's bath!"-mummy
>>25780425
>those toenails
I want to puke.
"Oh god what did I do wrong, what did I do to make him a person like this" - OP's mom
>>25780425
Time for a bathy wathy anon
Do you want bubbles?
>one chance in life
>born in Africa
JUST
Are you African? Do you still live there?
>>25780433
Yes, I live in Nigeria.
>>25780407
This robots. We maybe autistic, neet, virgins. But at least we're not starving in poverty in a third world country.
NEETs, on what condition would you become a wagekek?
We know you wouldn't work 40 hours per week at $8/hr but what about 12 hours a week at $35/hour?
>>25780045
They would be too lazy to cash in a winning lottery ticket.
No amount of money is going to make me waste this much time on something I don't enjoy for someone I don't care about.
I would do things for people I love, for free though.
>>25780139
>No amount of money is going to make me waste this much time on something I don't enjoy for someone I don't care about.
So you wouldn't work for 4 hours a week at $120/hr? Even for simple data entry or other cushy job.
5'10' 125 pounds 27 inch waist femboy here
please humiliate me so i can get off
>>25779844
i love you and i hope you feel well soon
>>25779844please original comment
>>25779844
i want to force you to watch anime with me
Who /sharktank/ here? Sharktank thread?
>not dragons den
I'm actually on /biz/ right now. Who would you want to invest in your manga company?
>reject people
>they go on to be moderately successful
>make deals with people
>we never hear about their shit ever again
What goes wrong 100% of the time?
> Buy my first car age 30 (good public transport in previous town, so no need before)
> Driving around at night to get used to the car
> Discover a world of feels
> Dat feel when going through an amber lit tunnel
> Dat feel when listening to a cosy as fuck talk, low key talk station
> Dat feelest of feels when listening to Amesoeurs along on an empty grey stretch
If you are a robot, save and get a car. Mine is a total shitbox and I love it.
I almost like the drive home from work if it didn't take an hour
>tfw all alone driving through the cold black desert night
Driving at night is the best, when all the streets are empty and you can just chill, not having to worry about shit
driving during the day (with a stick-shift no less) is pure hell
>>25779924
OP here, in West London. What city are you in? Manual car isn't so bad, but I have never tried an automatic to compare
Is Jeb one of us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbi7jNI1yOQ&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYhtNM0irZ0
You haven't met Jeb bush. His father a war hero, very successful business man,president . His older brother George will soon follow his footsteps to be come president of the united states. Then we have Jeb Bush. He marries a 5'0 midget Latina, his daughter is in rehab for addictions and is hideous to the eye. He was supposed to sweep through the polls and become the Republican nominee and face off against the Democratic nominee in the primaries.
Donald Trump out of nowhere appears and explodes in polarity, he's number one in the polls. Jeb is low below Chris Christie at 3% and decides to diss trump in the republican debate. It goes wrong for poor Jeb and trump blasts him in front of America. Then the rest jeb's campaign videos are dissing trump. Keep in mind Jeb has spent over a quarter billion dollars on his campaign and is still in last place. last night he was on the sixth seat on the republican debate table. If he goes any lower he will be thrown to the kitty table with Carly and rand paul.
It gets worse for Jeb. Despite him spending the most money on his campaighn out of all of the republican nominees combined, his pr people thought it was a good idea to sell little plastic guac bowls online for $75.00 USD. Believe it or not, he keeps tiny plastic turtles in his pocket and hands them to children at his rallies which only have 20 attendees. Imagine what holiday dinners are like. He's a robot
CAN'Toh no is he about to do it?
>>25779776
cool pic but the last one doesn't truly convey that same absolute dejectedness of the original. find a better one.
>tfw I fucked everything up with my online gf
I want to die, the last small semblance of love in my life is gone
online relationships aren't relationships, stop kidding yourself
>>25779548
Normies need not to post here
>>25779548
how'd you get an online gf? I can't even get that.
