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How do normalfags drink this shit in such high amounts every single day? One cup leaves me feeling like I'm tweaking.
I'm NEET and I have 3-5 a day. Sometimes I just need that extra kick, especially when I'm really trying to focus on the novel I'm writing.
>>25777843
like many other drugs you build a resistance to it.
>>25777843
normal fags drink tea
Get out faggot.
Privyet Wagecucks!
I hope you enjoyed your day at work, Mr Goldberg really appreciates the money you make for him, he NEEDS that new yacht for his Caribbean cruise this summer!
While you have been flipping those burgers and kissing Monseigneur Goldbergs cut dick, I've been studying culture, language, philosophy, Im currently reading "Theories of International Relations" by Scott Burchill, I recommend you give it a look over some time...oh that's right, Tu es completement debile, you cannot read.
paka paka!
>read a book a day
>listen to an album a day
>watch a film a day
>lift
>do boxing
>learn russian
>learn an instrument
How can wagecucks even compete?
i have a 10 hour shift of wagecuckery tomorrow
I miss my neet days
>>25777087
freelance self employed master race coming through
I work 2 weeks a month and still get more than wagecucks earn in a month and I still have free time to learn what I want
while you sit at home and learn about culture I travel the world in my spare time actually experiencing it
Dear femanons, please use your cute powers to brighten up the lives of anons for brief moments at a time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XDSAoOF0Mp
>>25777167
He said femanon, dude.
>>25777167
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XDSAoOF0Mp
Cute voice 2bh
What music is /r9k/ listening to right now? Post a link.
I'm listening to feelsy weeb music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-cvKiFf0n0
Post a picture of a chubby QT with your link for extra credit.
For your soul senpai https://play.google.com/music/m/Tzxbpdfvmyuwc65old4cedmnahm?t=Touch_You_feat_Piakhan__Supa_Dav_West
>>25776878
That's pretty good m8, gonna check the full thing out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP6C3UernUo
drum and bass, my man
You will NEVER make a girl react like this.
I have a monster cock but I have grotesque stretch marks everywhere so I can never whip it out in front of a girls face
>>25776762
this is acting friendo, if you had a dick this large in real life, the girl would actually be anxious/scared seeing it.
>>25776800
Who cares about stretch marks
Who here /doubleposter/?
(By this I mean, you post in a thread twice in a row because you posted and then realised you had something else to say.)
I mean, like, sometimes.
>>25776630
OP here,
coincidentally I forgot to say
>Inb4 someone doubleposts
But I just did anyway.
>tfw constantly samefagging and never get btfo
What other boards do you frequent robots?
browsing other board?
Op is a faggot
are you /fa/ anon?
post your fit
lets see it
>>25776463
I am a faggot please fuck my face.
I haven't been on /mu/, /v/, or /vg/ in months, maybe years.
how would /r9k/ interpret this image
>>25776390
I'm not really sure what I'm looking at.
>>25776390
gaymance between pol and lgbt ofc
>>25776390
third hand
What are you drinking?
Guinness here.
>>25776217
solid choice anon
gin and orange juice here, but it's the morning so people just think its normal juice :^)
>>25776446
Nice. What country?
>>25776468
Western Australia
>tfw no latex gf
what would you do with a latex gf robots?
make her wash my dishes
>>25776283
that's ... hmm... okay
ask her to penetrate my urethra
>In my room reading and listening to Tycho
>normie STEM roomates hanging out in my living room drinking and watching Family Guy
>can hear them making fun of me
Where will it end?Where will it end?
Just figure out what they're making fun of you for and change it. Most people shit around about others behind their backs because most people are absolute cunts. Might as well use it as a learning experience.
>>25776037
Ice those fuckers op
>>25776098
There are making fun of me for being in my room, but my alone time is literally the only thing I enjoy in life
Am I supposed to b myself? Or pretend to enjoy their company and pretend I like Family Guy's dick jokes?
Hello my fellow robots, I want to teach you how to make the best tuna sandwich!
>Get tuna
>Put tuna in bowl
>Stir tuna til no longer compacted
>Add in salt n' pepper
>Add in whatever veggies or fruits you like
>Add in two spoon scoops of sour cream
>Add cheese
>Mix all together until consistent
>Put on bread
There ya go, my fellow robots, you can now make a great and delicious tune sandwich!
>>25776018
great idea thx
>>25776018
Sounds gross brb trying anyway
>>25776018
>>Add in two spoon scoops of sour cream
what the fuck, i think you meant mayo.
>tfw girl with aspergers in uni
you male robots don't know this hell.
i'm uninterested in sex. i just want friendship with someone.
>>25775906
That's actually refreshing. I would kill for an honest female friend such as you. What are you studying sweetheart?
>implying anyone wanted to be friends with a frogposter
>girl
>hell
Life is literally easy mode for you you fucking cunt. Stacy life is somehow even easier.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/4144b4/all_ive_been_putting_my_time_into_is_an_illusion/
>woman is so ugly she calls herself a swamp troll
>yet she has a Chad chasing her
Is it this easy?
for women, yeah.
they will never understand anon.
no matter how hard they try to fit in here.
>this is "foreveralone women"
>they have oportunities, but "not the right ones"
fucking hell, we should keep banning women desu
>>25775837
they actually think these feelings are legitimate
this is why no great art or literature has ever been created by a woman
I'm the birthday boy!
happy birthday
you do anything special?
Happy birthday, anon. I hope you had a good one.
>>25775463
My friend came around and we played games
He smells really niceI think I'm in love with him
