Hello my fellow robots, I want to teach you how to make the best tuna sandwich!
>Get tuna
>Put tuna in bowl
>Stir tuna til no longer compacted
>Add in salt n' pepper
>Add in whatever veggies or fruits you like
>Add in two spoon scoops of sour cream
>Add cheese
>Mix all together until consistent
>Put on bread
There ya go, my fellow robots, you can now make a great and delicious tune sandwich!
>>25776018
great idea thx
>>25776018
Sounds gross brb trying anyway
>>25776018
>>Add in two spoon scoops of sour cream
what the fuck, i think you meant mayo.
>>25776070
Nope, add in sour cream. Mayo destroys the taste of the tuna
>>25776018
>sour cream
you're a degenerate
You add mayo, pickle relish, pepper, some lemon juice, stir that bad boy up and BOOM instant tuna salad.
I'm going to teach you how to make the god tier sandwich
>Obtain bread
>Put bread in toaster just until it's light brown in the middle
>Obtain either smooth or crunchy peanut butter and a jam of your choice
>Spread the peanut butter on one slice of toast
>Spread the jam on the other slice
>Combine the two slices of toast, effectively creating a sandwich
It's pretty easy desu senpai
>>25776124
Peanut butter is disgusting and for normies leave my board you swine
>mix tuna with miracle whip
>put on whole wheat grain bread
>put kraft sandwich spread on other slice
>put fuckload of spinach on
>add mustard
Bon appetit
>>25776249
PB is GOAT you pleb, that is, PB which isn't jiff or skippy and doesn't have loads of extra sugar added.
>>25776253
More like bon appeshit
>>25776335
Enjoy your no gains pleb
>>25776111
This.
>sour cream
>cheese
What the fuck are you doing?
whats the tastiest and best brand of canned tuna? ive never eaten a tuna sammich but ive always been a fan of rare ahi steaks
>>25776018
Gbi examples of veggies and fruits suitable
What kind of cheese, cream cheese?
>>25776432
Canned tuna is primarily all skipjack, the lowest kind of tuna there is.
Brand makes no difference and is just a dumbass tax.
It's never tasty because they are a small fish with low fat.
You're basically asking what kind of shit is the tastiest.
>sour cream instead of mayo
>no lemon juice
>fruits
>adding the cheese to the tuna
disgusting
this is the proper way to do it
>tuna
>mayo
>dijon mustard
>diced onion
>maybe diced celery, usually I'm too lazy
>salt
>black pepper
>lemon or lime juice
mix/mash thoroughly with a fork, then serve on either toasted brown bread or baguette with some combination of the following toppings (though not all, that would be too much): arugula, cucumber, cheddar, and avocado
>>25776567
this is the closest to my fave sandwich. switch the dijon with yellow mustard and no onions and yes lemon juice, just a bit to brighten up and cut some of the richness of the mayo n mustard
>>25776018
>Hello my fellow robots, I want to teach you how to make the best mercury poisoning sandwich!
>
>>Get mercury poisoning
>>Put mercury poisoning in bowl
>>Stir mercury poisoning til no longer compacted
>>Add in salt n' pepper
>>Add in whatever veggies or fruits you like
>>Add in two spoon scoops of sour cream
>>Add cheese
>>Mix all together until consistent
>>Put on bread
>
>There ya go, my fellow robots, you can now make a great and delicious mercury poisoning sandwich!
>>25776671
do you put on the same toppings though?
>>25776964
that only happens if you eat tuna frequently or in large quantities, a can or two a week won't harm most people
>>25776964
A lot of trouble for an inaccurate post.
>>25776996
Yeah, they have calculators online to see how much each individual can handle. But there are people out there who really don't believe that there is any mercury poisoning. Pregnant women too.
>>25777034
>put mercury poisoning into clipboard
>double click tuna to highlight the single word
>ctrl-v
>implying that mercury poisoning is somehow inaccurate
mercury poisoning mercury poisoning mercury poisoning
>>25777057
well obviously pregnant/breastfeeding women shouldn't eat tuna, same with really young kids. but for the most part, it's completely fine in moderation, like just about every food/substance people freak out over
>>25777171
>like just about every food/substance people freak out over
Yeah well when I am smoking marijuana I am not worried about mercury like I am while doing something as simple and legal as eating tuna. Doesn't that put things into perspective? There are terribly dangerous things that we go through every day, yet we only perceive threats from terrorists, guns, and drugs.
