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I DONT WANT TO HAVE INTERACTIONS WITH LITERAL ROBOTS
GIVE ME BACK OMEGLE
REEEEEEEEEE
seriously can omegle staff do nothing about that guy
what if they did something like this:
to prove you are not a robot start your conversation with: howdy
or something like that
and if you type anything other than the answer you are eliminated
Post on the toast tag
>>27222470
Text?
also bumperoni
PRAISE BASED JAPAN
The era of succubi is coming to an end. Checked new products at an adult webshop, and what do I see?
> customizable VR porn +
> VR glasses +
> penis controller bundle
Tell it to me straight, who is getting one?
>>27221833
Glorious specs. Dumpan.
>>27221867
Boxshotty
>>27221880
Closeup shot.
Does anyone on /r9k/ still play and if you quit what is your reason for quitting?
>>27221692
I don't feel it anymore.
It used to be so fun and awesome. I would log in, talk to my friends, do some woodcutting or mining, slay scorpions in Al'Quaida, practice Strength and basically get better at everything.
These days... it's boring. It's just same actions repeating all over again, nothing new.
Also, I hate that you have to download the game. I loved the browser aspect of it.
>>27221692
is that a fucking max cape?
and I used to play but got bored really quick.
I wanted to play recently but I couldn't get my fucking account back. It's been 12 years and they expect me to remember pretty much all of my old information (e-mail, passwords, recovery questions).
>oh anon, I'm so glad I met you. I know dating a single mother has a stigma to it but you've been nothing but wonderful to both me and Alice.
>So um, as a token of my appreciation - and I know this might be weird but...could Alice join us in bed tonight?
What do?
>>27221637
Call 9/11 immediately.
>>27221637
>could Alice join us in bed tonight
I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
there is no experience possible that could be better than loli mommy threesome
>>27221637
She'd be pretty fucked if she said that to me. I wouldn't kill her outright. But I would want to.
I adore children. One of my few saving graces.
*smacks lips*
AYO
*smacks ass*
HOL UP
*breeds white woman*
DAM SON
hahah niggers are funny
>tfw no big bellied girlfriend
>horrible piercings
>cat ears
>dyed hair
>short hair
>tattoos
>literal hamplanet
That's just unsanitary
>>27221630
seriously
I have a fat fetish but this is basically every red flag in the book
I need to learn to defend myself today...There was a homeless black man asking me for money and he got aggressive by using his voice loudly.....
I looked on google for a few self defense groups, and all of them are really expensive. As a NEET I don't have much (Want to pay 100 dollars or less).
But what defense should I learn?
>ninjitsu (I might have to look on craigslist)
>karate (The only classes are recommended for little kids)
>tai chi (Can't find)
>tae kwan do (Idk)
>boxing (Little kids)
>kick boxing
Do you think the little kids will make fun of me? I'm 22. I just want to use my muscles
Also is there any defense styles that allow me to take out people in one hit (Like hitting a pressure point or something). I want to be able to take out enemies quickly. Also this will help me lose weight and maybe meet people
>>27221036
kick boxing looks like your only option
try shadow boxing at home. throw punches remembering to keep your hands up. Keep you body slightly curled like a C so it's ready to brace for a body shot.
Muscle memory and good form is most important. that was when shit gets real you'll maintain that good form
>>27221078
keep your head a little low so you can block your chin with your shoulders
don't exaggerate anything. it should feel natural, not overdone
>>27221078
Should I only hit headshots or bodyshots? Also where do I kick with? I will start now
By now a lot of you are familiar with what pic related means. I want to try a different approach and give you a backstory:
Ive been trying to change since 2008 and i just can't do it, I can't sustain it; it's been 8 years, 8 fucking years and I haven't done anything in my life to show for it. And it took me this long to say "look you just cant afford to sit there and hope for the best while surfing the net all day, something has to change", and this is where the strong desire and desperation comes from.
I do not give a fuck how awkward it will be meeting up with someone, all i have my eyes on is me changing, and i think having someone to do it with will give me the motivation. The awkwardness is nothing compared to my sense of urgency. I really dont care about the awkwardness(really), i cant let myself waste time having feelings of awkwardness stop me; do you care about running away outside naked if some random person tries to kill you while you are browsing r9k naked?
From 2008 - 2011. I tried changing on my own. In short i couldn't do it and when i do i cant sustain it for more than a week. I disappoint myself with my own incompetence and every month/year that passes i am confronted with that incompetence and the time wasted.
Perspective- A university degree takes 3 years. My former high school peers finished their degree while i had the full 16 hour waking day to myself and i end up achieving nothing useful.
>>27221013
In late 2011 i went to see a psychiatrist because, i want to know why the fuck couldn't i get things done. To keep it relevant, he prescribed me Lexapro -acts as both anti-depressant and anti-anxiety- i felt better, less suicidal, was able to muster up the emotional energy to converse with my younger cousins, less hatred towards the world, less filled with desire for revenge, until they were eventually gone and i was carefree and nonchalant, being able to accept my useless self, but still failing to achieve anything i ever tried, BUT STILL able to accept my useless self. Eventually i was prescribed Ritalin; in short, unhelpful. (if you're reading this and want my Ritalin and if you're from Sydney, ill trade you something for it; I'm quite flexible as to what i want, you never know you might have something that interests me).
Then, in January 2016, my psychiatrist switched me from Lexapro to Paxil. I weaned off Lexapro completely before taking Paxil, i noticed i feel more alive, determined, free, less subdued; like how i was before i took Lexapro. I took Paxil until mid-February, i then decided to stop taking it as i feel the anti-depressants just subdued my mind so it would prevent me from eventually killing myself if i had not been on it. I feel that the anti-depressants has done its job to subdue my negative thoughts, suicidal ideation, hatred. Its been 5 years since being on Lexapro and i have been off anti-depressants for a month. Other factors considering, which i will not bother mentioning, the point is my external situation and my mind has both improved enough for me to say "i think now's the time".
Just letting you know that i'm reading the thread.
Post your shitty halfbaked Shopenhauerisms or other and I'll tell you why you're wrong and just a sad impotent faggot.
Rule: You have to try your best to explain and be good philosophers
Break the rule and you get no replies.
>>27220605
guess I broke the rule
riddle me this
you suck
I've had my fill of arguing with pseudo-intellectuals on the internet. If you don't know what the term 'nihilism' actually means from a philosophical standpoint, or you don't know that it (and other terms) can have multiple meanings, this is probably just going to be frustrating for both of us. Like playing chess with a monkey; I wanna take your king, you want to flip the table and chew on the pieces. Everyone loses.
You have a baby Elliot Rodger.
How would you raise him? What do?
I wouldn't change anything.
Except maybe more time at the shooting range.
Navy seal training so he can kill more normies
teach him how to drive
Why are girls so ugly when they eat?
Why are you so ugly all the time?
hila is goddess
Why are Jewish girls so hot?
I'm not a virgin, I'm not a dorky 'nice guy' or whatever. But answer me this.
Why do women go for fucking losers, drug dealers, scum of society and get the shit beat out of them because they're 6'3" and haaaaawt?
A woman would rather get the shit beat out of her by 6'2" alpha chaddington than get treated like a human by you.
>>27220521
The laws of attraction are harsh, anon
Try not to take it personally even though I know it's impossible not to
>>27220521
Because those are real men and you are a pussy.
>>27220521
They all come crawling to us in our 30's
would you date a bird girl
>nose ring
Into the trash she goes. At least, that's what I would be saying if that was an actual woman and not a wax sculpture.
It doesn't really fly with me
gross. she probably has fleas
Fembots.
Replace the guys in this picture with internet dudes and this picture defines you.
Except for FujoshiBot, who is perfect.
I wish I could hurt a fembot. I wish I could rape one.
>would place Barbies in sexual and degrading positions as child
>would just stare and be aroused
Thanks for reminding me of this fetish.
I'm going to try and track it down on the internet.
>>27220841
we all do buddy, we all do
Is a girls skin really soft and cushiony or is that a myth?
I've never done manual labor in my life but even my skin is leathery. I'm so curious about how a girls skin feel, must be so nice.
It's pretty soft.
Also depending on what they eat and their genetics they can smell really good.
My ex gf used to eat tons of junk food and it made her smell like sour milk.
Then when she cleaned up her diet her body odor was like heaven. I would beg her not to wear deodorant because the smell of her sweat was amazing.
>>27220357
My dick would tear through that one piece pham
>>27220357
A girl's skin will soften when they are aroused, so it gets pretty soft in the heat of the moment. They also tend to use lotion more often than men, so that's a big part of it as well.
