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I moved to my own place awhile ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
>>27212618
Buy it with eggs and tell them your gonna go fuck some guys house up
Just do this every time you need TP and they will think your a badass and want the dick
>>27212618
You just buy it. They scan it, you give em dah money, bada boom, bada bing
It just werks
>>27212618
>go to McDonalds or any other fastfood with a backpack
>go to the bathroom
>steal their toilet paper
>free toilet paper for life
>one chance at life
>be fat
why im i such a failure? pic releated my boyfriends they all bullied me -.-
>>27212581(you)
heres your free (you)
>>27212581
if you're a troll, well done, this is excellent bait
if sincere: kill yourself you attention whore
>>27212614
>if you're a troll, well done, this is excellent bait
But this was horrible bait. They don't even teach this in bait school.
Well this was sorta successful last time, so I thought I'd do it again. Go ahead and ask a professional programmer anything really.
For reference I've worked for the past 8ish years. I've worked on a lot of stuff, but highlights are operating systems, computer networking, custom hardware designs, supercomputers (HPC), reverse engineering among other things... I can say that your internet packets get to your pc by some code I wrote as well so that's something I'm proud of
Let me hear it friends, I will listen.
>>27212440
do i need a cs degree if i wanna work in your field, anon?
>>27212459
I have a CS degree, but I just hired a guy without one. I think it's easier to get by w/o a degree in some subfields (like web or phone app dev), but its definitely not as easy in the domain I'm in. That being said never say never, I mean I did just hire that guy
>>27212488
Thanks dude, I appreciate it.
The guy you hired, how did he convince you to do so? Did he just say "I code as a hobby" or "I've read <Insert Coding Book Here>"?
Let's start an Italian thread
>>27212374
no. TRUMP 4 PRES 2016
>>27212374
Is Italy the most normie country in the world?
I'm doing computer engineering and the class is FILLED with guys talking about how many chicks they scored the previous night at the club. What the hell mang.
>>27213286
Yes. It's almost impossible to be a robot in italy, expecially in the middle-south regions.
I live in Australia. What career should I do I don't have the drive to do anything in life involving studying and assignments at university but I want to get a decent paying job so I can live a comfy life.
You seem like a smart feller, OP.
http://gizmodo.com/5966617/job-opportunity-how-about-an-exciting-career-as-a-professional-fart-smeller
>>27212365
Suck a kangaroos dick you outback faggot from down undAH
>>27212365
>Australia
Kangaroo breeder. You can raise the roos and introduce yourself as a kanga-wrangla
>Anon why are you so sad?
because im crippled and i'm not the happy kind of cripple
because tfw no prime teen pussy ever
Because I'm unappealing and uncomfortable to be around and feel like I can't connect with anyone. I also hate half of the things I do everyday and feel like I'm living my life for the expectations of others. An error in my brain chemistry is also likely a factor.
Living with your parents past the age of 20 is pathetic.
lel nice bait
still gonna bite
>tons of people live with their parents past 20
>parents are literally assholes if they kick you out
>housing is fucking expensive
>people at the age of 20 dont make livable wages
>not going to go out and suffer and scrap pennies and eat ramen noodles in my 1 bed apartment just to say Im living on my own
It is a pain as well. I would rather share rent with normies like I do now than have my mom control everything I do.
>>27211914
thank you
>>27211877
t. american
what does /r9k/ think of Milana Vayntrub?
unfunny whore who has made it in life thanks to her pretty little mug.
/thread
>>27211881
She's pretty cute but she's gotten fat lately. But yes I agree
>>27211864
Nothing, I don't give a shit.
Does having a rare stroke of luck and getting a GF in High school disqualify one from having the title of a robot? It only lasted for five months, and I was like 17 at the time.
Yes
Normie please leave
>>27211470
Yes, only normies have luck
>>27211470
Nah don't worry about it anon. You have my permission to stick around
I can help you learn a thing or two which can hopefully give you the intelligence to hoist you up to the realization of why your problems exist in the first place. It occurs to me that you guys generally aren't very intelligent. I know this because the few people who responded to a thread I made couldn't understand my language. They assumed I was Chinese. I'll try to use idiomatic phrases and slang to help make you feel more at home! :)
Something neat in the English language is that we sort of take the logic that is used in algebra and apply it in formal speak.
Let's take a look at an example sentence. It'll rock your world:
>Sometimes, the only way that society can be helped is to give them a one-on-one crash course of their own behaviour detailing their logic and idiosyncrasies that they aren't aware they are doing, and propose an alternative social infrastructure that starts anew with a different philosophy, otherwise there is no hope.
Let's call a multiplier in grammar as being an main object that can be attached to a list of objects which begin with the appropriate tense needed to follow from the main object.
A basic example of this is as follows:
Altho you aren't very smart, I still accept you, that anon, your friends, and everyone.
I still accept is the multiplier here, because I can adjoin it to the beginning of each object (you, that anon, etc.)
so that the format looks as follows:
Altho you aren't very smart, I still accept ___, I still accept ____, I still accept ___, and I still accept ___.
cont
This is the idea behind the use of commas after a multiplier. It separates the objects appropriately. In the same way, let's look back at our original sentence:
>Sometimes, the only way that society can be helped is to give them a one-on-one crash course of their own behaviour detailing their logic and idiosyncrasies that they aren't aware they are doing, and propose an alternative social infrastructure that starts anew with a different philosophy, otherwise there is no hope.
The multiplier here is
>the only way that society can be helped is to
so that if I were to parenthesize the objects, it would look as so:
>[The only way that society can be helped is to] (give them a one-on-one crash course of their own behaviour detailing their logic and idiosyncrasies that they aren't aware they are doing), and [the only way that society can be helped is to] (propose an alternative social infrastructure that starts anew with a different philosophy), otherwise there is no hope.
Let's break it down once more:
The only way that society can be helped is to ____, and ____, otherwise there is no hope.
Kind of neat isn't it? Now, you might be able to understand formal English a bit better! Any questions? I would be happy to help. :)
If you want another sample practice, try to find the multiplier in the opening message of my previous thread (located here: >>27210334)
>There's nothing worse (EDIT: than) watching socially-oriented people like yourselves fail at being the only thing you value. It would be different if you acquired the knowledge of why being what you see when you leave your doors is dreadful and a burden, and changed your life of living as a recluse to your own confident advantage, but seeing that you guys cancel yourselves out with your values, and as a result you are simply not able, it is actually sort of funny as the folks who lurk and watch find pleasure in your misery.
The solution and philosophy is so easy, and you haven't figured it out yet. One day, anon. :')
>>27211331
>Let's call a multiplier in grammar as being an main object
>an main object
>an main
>an
BTFO FUCK OFF BACK TO CHINA
a day in the life of chico is more eventful and happy then my entire life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIzWmIV1QwU
Surrounded by stacy bitches yea no thanks
>>27211313
Why do people do this? Yeah, he's an attractive guy, but what's the point in worshiping him and forcing the guy to pretend to care about you?
This culture is so pathetic.
>>27211806
those normie stacey sluts are so desperate they would probably give him their life savings just to suck his dick
Have to quit smoking weed for at least 2 years cause I'm going to be broke for the foreseeable future, it's day 2 and I feel like shit, anyone have advice besides "suck it up faggot"
>>27211300
I'd buy you weed if I knew ya bro.
>>27211300
rob motherfuckers and then use their money to buy weed
>>27211300
>>27211332
DID SOMEONE SAY WEED
DUDE
Who /never had a girl attracted to them before/ here
I know R9k is full of normies these days but surely there are others like me who have never had a girl like them or find them attractive in any way whatsoever.
And why do normies find it so hard to believe that some of us are fundamentally undesirable to women? Why do they insist we must be "ignoring unattractive women" can they really not comprehend that some of us aren't wanted by women?
When the system works for you, you don't question it.
They don't want to question it OP, they just want you to stay in your room and leave them alone.
Not me.
By the way it's not hard to believe.
>>27211281
You must look like Quasimoto if a girl has never been attracted to you. Even in middle school and high school when I was made fun of all the time for being fat and ugly ligit qts and sometimes even Stacys have been interested in getting with me because apparently I was "funny". I never got laid of course because shit self esteem and autism. Even now I fixed the way I look alot of girls hit on me and call me attractive but its still impossible for me to get a gf because my mind likes to fuck shit up.
>tfw you'll never know what it feels to have a prom date
>>27211214
Even if I'd gone to prom it would have just been disappointing like everything else in my life.
>>27211214
This is the one thing I don't really care about missing in highschool
Jokes on you, proms aren't that common in Canada and my school didn't have even have one.
Although there were after-grad celebrations and I didn't go to any of those so
Why does having a relationship with a female feel like the kind of relationship you'd have with a toddler?
>>27211090
Fuck this entire fucking place. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you guys for driving me crazy wondering what this stupid fucking tiny girl was. I found the anime and watched the whole thing and I actually thought it was the best thing ever and LIKED it. I'm obsessed with uramo and her hamster adventures. FUCK. I can't believe it was only 12 episodes. What fucking cartoon is only 12 episodes? Fuck you all for making me actually like anime.
>>27211135
Lmao good post tho
>>27211135
watch watamote senpai
