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Ask a robot who lived with four 18-21 year old girls for 9 months anything.
Assuming they aren't family you're hardcore normalfag senpai sorry to tell you. Robotos can't handle ANY room mate let alone female ones.
>>27208297
do girls fart?
need answer ASAP
Did they do lesbian things with each other?
Do any of you guys make music? If, so what kind do you make and why?
Pic related is my next album cover: a concept album about a worlds.com user.
Progressive house/idm (though I dislike the term). I enjoy it.
I'm trying to make music influenced by dissociatives, like ketamine, DXM, and MXE. Never heard music like that, so I'd be exploring new grounds. It's hard to get the right sound and lyrics for it though.
How ugly is too ugly?
How do i know if i still stand a chance?
Can you women post what you'd deem undateable in terms of looks on a man?
Women are nothing but bags of flesh
To stick your meat stick in
>me & my bitch
Stop being a little bitch opie, and go get some pussi you stud.
>>27208268
god she looks unhappy
>>27208295
She's smiling bro :)
Anyone else have a violent urge to rape a woman?
Sex should be about enjoying yourself, and how can I do that when I need her consent and have to worry about her needs? I just want to knock a gag a bitch and fuck away. I really don't care about the consequences.
>>27207876
typical tumblr shill.
Rape threads are so 4 moths ago.
>>27207876
I have an urge to be raped by a woman senpai.
Over half of women have rape fantasies, why can't I?
I just have a few girls I molest to keep these urges at bay. They're all Stacies so they don't mind me forcing them on my lap or feeling them up.
>need to pick something up at CVS by tonight
>realize my town is 25% black
>it's 10:50 PM
What do I do?
>>27207694
Use the gun you were planning to kill yourself with as a self defense weapon
>>27207694
Bring a gun or knife
Never relax around niggers.
>>27207721
Hohoho, how ironic.
>>27207694
I honestly doubt you'll get harassed on the way there.
Hey anon, here's my boyfriend Matt. I wanted you two to meet
>>27207591
Ok this shits not funny anymore, im realizing what a fucking beta cuck I was
Just kill my shit up senpai
>>27207619
Your first day on r9k I see
>>27207591
Appropriate that his name is Matt! Cause I'll be walking all over him!
*Does ninja kick flip, hitting Matt in the face and knocking him out*
Impressed, aren't ya, babe? C'mon let's go!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
O-ohmygodimsorry!!
P-please don't smell it it's awful!
senpai.
senpai.
never stop this, braaap-poster, this is hot.
thank you mistress may i plz smell another
>>27207498
*BURRRRRPPPPP*
OH GOD PLEASE DON"T INHALE ITS HIGHLY TOXIC
Anyone else fucking hate "anti-feminist" women? Y'know, the Uncle Tom-type stupid bitches who try to get on the misogynist bandwagon to fit in with the boys.
They're just fucking obnoxious. Yeah, I'm sure you just wanna be a housewife sitting on your ass all day because you really cherish those traditional values.
I hate "anti-feminist" people period. Not even for political reasons. It's as obnoxious as militaristic atheists of the 00s Internet. It's their obsession, it's all they talk about, it's 90% of the threads on 4chan anymore. I would leave if I hadn't been addicted for 10 years.
>>27207419
Nope.
The more anti-fems the better, senpai
I hate all women so yeah
The Story Of The True Weeaboo
>be me
>be 18
>be in last year of hs
>be the one smart kid who cares about grades and intellectual stuff
>dont have any gf or anything
>pretty much jack it about once a month, pretty sad
>also, have discovered 4chin about 2 months before then
>get invited to party, dont know why
>go to party, be very excluded
>stand around for a while drinking beer with my friends, talking about random crap
>suddenly a landwhale approaches
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>shes gotta be like 420 pounds
>i have prepared my butthole at this point, and she says
>"WHATS UP GREG"
>"My name isn't Greg, you retard"
>"It's George."
>...
>shewalksaway.jpg
>i remark at how weird it was
continue next time
>>27207261
>David Tennant
Fuck off
>be me
Fuck off
>be 18
Really, fuck off.
>be the one smart kid
Kill yourself
>>27207261
You've got my interest spiked OP.
>>27207323
oh, do I.
I shall continue
>I decide that fucking around with her will be fun
>she seems like a pretty dumb fat fuck, too
>i go over to her
>say something along the lines of
>"hey want me to get you a drink"
>she says
>"yeah sure, get me some punch"
>i get her the punch
>she says "thanks"
>she starts moving closer to me as she starts talking about some anime or something
>she likes me, duh
>she talks about anime for the rest of the night
>i begin to develop a plan to ruin her year
>tell friends about plan
>they are excited
will continue next time
Ask a fairly social 18 year old female anything.
prove it
prove your claim
>>27206925
what goes through your mind when you see an attractive guy? what do you want him to do to you?
>>27206997
split me in half like a log, call me a bitch, cum on my face, and then kick me out the next morning
If I pretend to be a self-hating white cuckold will it help me get a qt 3.14 liberal gf? The girl hanging around that nu-male in pic related is pretty cute to be honest family.
Yes you can. But it's not going to be like what you think it's going to be
>>27206921
Maybe, but you will need to find a strong bull that can sexually satisfy her in your place.
>he thinks he can pretend to be polyamours
That's one of the things that you can't pretend until you make it. You have to be born that way.
I can't become erect what do I even fucking do with my life. I'm only 22 and I can't even get an erection what is the point of even getting into a relationship when I've got a soft dick.
>>27206744
Just find a girl with a nice feminine penis to pound you with. Yours can just hang there, limp.
>>27206777I've considered this but when it comes down to it it's basically removing all my masculinity and to me that's suicide worthy
>>27206744
your g-spot is in your ass, try fingering it really deep and see if that does anything for you
We no longer have regular Carolinabot threads. Raleighbot reporting in.
Surrounding states also welcome.
Raleigh too, at school in Wilmington
>>27206529
Upstate sc bot here. I need to get away from this obesity filled shithole. Thinking of moving to Raleigh
>>27206613
It's a nice place
>mom says I have to get a job again
I don't want to get a job I don't want to be a miserable wageslave tied to a boring routine every day for the rest of my life.
I don't want to get a job
I don't want to get a job
I don't want to get a job
I'm the laziest piece of shit on earth and I deserve to die but I don't want to get a job, I swear to god I might actually kill myself if I get a miserable wageslave job
Anyone else relate to this shit?
I'm so fucking lazy I feel I don't deserve to live, but I don't want to get a boring lame wageslave job, that'll make me contemplate suicide. Fuck my fucking life.
I don't want to get a job either, thing is it's the only way I'm going to move out of my parents basement.
>>27206318
just say you'd rather kill yourself then work and if she says tough then either kill yourself or work the shit job
To all my fellows on the chase for thirst, keep these red flags in mind when considering a woman for lifelong companionship. If any of these come up, dump her ass and move on:
>(1) She's bisexual or lesbian
>(2) She expresses interest in one or more guys other than you while getting to know her
>(3) She expresses interest in guys of a race other than your own
>(4) She's drastically younger or older than you, either mentally or physically
>(5) She doesn't share the same interests as you - hobby or professional
>(6) She's a feminist or social justice warrior
>(7) She expresses political opinions of any kind
>(8) She has any kind of religious belief - not to be confused with spirituality, which isn't a red flag
>(9) She smokes anything - cigarettes, marijuana, etc
>(10) She does recreational drugs of any kind
>(11) She has tattoos or piercings anywhere on her body - earrings on ears don't count
>(12) She drinks alcohol of any frequency
>(13) She's had sex before, has children already, or has any kind of sexually transmitted disease
>(14) She wants children either now or in the future.
Keep these 14 red flags in mind, along with any of your own, and you should be solid in filtering out your marriage-worthy life-long keeper. Of course, if all you care about is casual sex from a friend with benefits, then disregard all these, as you will be disposing of that FWB eventually.
How do I filter faggots like you out of my internet?
>>27206308
pro tip: you can't, familia
Nice, my girl got none of those.
Thanks anon.
