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How do I stop gay thoughts from happening?
You can't you were born that way ok. Accept you're a fag get
you simply stop being gay
Most people are a little bisexual even if they don't acknowledge it.
WILL ONE OF YOU BROS TALK TO ME OMW LAST TIME?
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>>27206019
DAMN MA NIGGA U COOCKIN?
lel fgt
>>27206019
Nice glock
Im not a 8/10 an I still have a gf. Whats ur excuse?
I'm not blind, so I can't lower my standards to the degree you have.
>>27205950
Jesus you look like Neo right after they unplugged him from the Matrix.
>>27205950
are you a dyke?
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>there are people on this board right now who live in comfy small towns yet want to move to giant festering shithole cities like NYC or LA
Literally why? You are living the dream.
>>27205629
>Literally why?
Abundant access to hotter prostitutes
>>27205629
These old comfy town are usually full of families with underage kids or old people just waiting to die.
All legal teens and young adults are in either college towns or large urban areas.
>>27205629
The grass is always greener on the other side no matter where you are.
>Almost 19
>Kissless Virgin
>Pretty much no hope for a girl
>Want to eliminate Sexual thoughts or attraction to other people
How the fuck do I do it, /r9k/? How do I eliminate sexuality completely from my life, to the point where even if I met a girl who liked me remotely, I wouldn't think about her?
Start an opiate habit, man. Girls won't cross your mind ever again.
Just become a pedophile
Take antidepressants, your libido will go right out the window.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E7OlJ6P6Zs
Talk, sing, do whatever.
Because the world is better with sound.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h1ZC4v7UaG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UVzYmVByjW
Taking melodica requests
>>27206068
Can you play Dark Eyes?
Hey Robots, thoughtful question here. Can a teenager possibly be a pedophile? What exactly determines a pedophile? Could signs of it show up in childhood? How is anime involved?
>>27205473
That is if anyone is nice enough to answer...
Underage b& get out pls thanks
anybody who's attracted to pre-pubescent children is a pedophile
You fucking NEET faggots are a disgrace
What's a NEXT by the way the pic have me feels
Why is that, friend? I'm not hurting anyone?
>>27205287
Yes you are, you are hurting your parents by sponging their money and being a total waste to society
Has a girl ever looked at you like this?
Why is life so unfair?
Why does he get a big dick for? Why not me?
He also has veins on his abodominals, ie: he loved life so much because of his giant dick that he didn't feel the need to comfort himself with food so he stayed lean all his life as well.
Life isn't fair.
I think that is the average r9k cock. 7 inches and phemosos.
>>27205013
She is looking at me like this right now.
What kind of a movie role should she do for her breakout performance?
>>27204967
Woah holy shit look at how red her eyes are.
>>27204967
Shy wallflower in a rom-com, kind of like she did in her early music videos.
BLACKED.BIZ
Anyone else desire to drop out by the end of the semester? I just don't like this shit.
I HAVE TO READ THE ENTIRE BRENNER DEBATE BY TOMORROW MORNING, AND INSTEAD, I'M DRUNK!
HOLLA @ ME IF U IN THAT CLASS NIGGA
Had a 3.9 GPA last semester, getting D's now for every subject. I have no idea how I fucked up that bad but I do know that I've had enough of it.
Do you guys know any places to eat out that aren't expensive and not McDonald's tier at 10 pm?
Need a forensics genius on /r9k/ to tell me how fucked I am
>Talking to this girl
>tells me her ex boyfriend has been stalking her
>one day she calls me crying
>tells me he was knocking on her bedroom window
>my roommate knows this guys friend
>find out where he lives
>no visitor parking
>walk 1 mile away from nearest public parking
>rain starts coming down hard
>I hear the tv and figure he is ignoring me
>knock on door and scream for 25 minutes
>soaking wet and about to piss my pants I decide to just head home
>driving home at 2am I see my friends ex stumbling home drunkenly
> I park my car on side of the road
>pull drawstrings on hoodie so only my eyes show
>grab wrench from backseat
>I start walking towards him in a rage. I was just angry at him at this point despite initially just wanting to tell him to fuck off
>he notices me when I'm about 10 yards away
>throws his wallet at me and drunk jogs away at a walking pace
>I come down on the back of his head with the wrench
>he's laying on the ground in the rain motionless
>empty my entire bladder on his body
>drive home
Would police investigate this hard enough to find out it was me somehow? I don't think anyone would expect me or think I had motive.
>believing roasties at face value
>assaulting a drunk guy you don't even know
He was probably at the bar getting wasted and thought you were gonna rob him so he threw his wallet at you.
Nice going champ.
stopped reading halfway through, sounds like normie problems to me.
Leave this place forever.
>believing roasties at face value
This is something you never, ever, ever fucking do OP. Even if he actually was abusive, it very likely turned her on, and she just used you as emotional support for her cognitive dissonance.
Who /browngirls/ here? What are they like? What's it like hanging out with a brown girl?
Jazz is a pretty terrible person.
>>27204684
>Jazz
is that the name of pic related? how do you know? you know her in person?
Hanging out with a Cambodian is probably pretty different than hanging out with a Pakistani, which is probably pretty different than hanging out with a Chippewa.
Man, brown skin must be pretty useful to be so widespread.
Tell me about your upbringing. Did you have a good childhood? Why do you think you are the way you are?
I'm an orphan. My dad wanted nothing to do with me or my mom, my mom tried for awhile but then at the age of 6 she told me she hated me and didn't want me anymore and left me. I didn't have any other relatives.
My childhood was awful. I was abandoned and it impacted me very heavily emotionally. I'm autistic and I couldn't open up to anyone.
I was never adopted, nobody ever wanted me. I was put through many different foster homes and was heavily abused in some and just neglected in others. None of them ever really cared about me and got frustrated with me because of my issues.
Once you fail so much in foster homes and get to a certain age, they start suggesting group homes which is basically an orphanage for older rejected kids but slightly less shitty.
My first group home I was bullied a lot and didn't fit in at all so I changed and went to a new one where I did much better. I was always introverted though so nobody ever got close enough to me where it matter.
Then at 18 they kick your ass out and say "You're on your own now." and pretty much fuck you from that point on.
I was able to get by on welfare while I went to school and now I'm just living comfy by myself.
Why I'm the way I am? Well, that's kind of obvious.
I'm okay now but I'd rather just be alone.
It was okay. I had nice caring parents but my dad never pushed me in any way so I grew up to be a pussy.
>>27204978
Well then, that's depressing.
I DID IT!
All my hard work paid off.
I got a girlfriend!
took me sooo damn long,
>>27204434
In a month you will be crying
You will be broke
You will be weak
And I keep on paddling
>>27204434
I thought this was going to be a dark souls thread, how utterly disappointing.
What builds you all planning on for rapesouls 3? Im going the hexer route this time around. See how the dark side feels
