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>In Norway, all prisoners have access to the internet, even in their cells.
>tfw prisoners in Norway have a better life than you have in your third world shithole
What exactly is the downside to prison in Norway?
This is literally my dream life
just being left alone, being able to browse the internet forever
is there any nordic prisoners who have posted on here, or have done an AMA on reddit? maybe they arent allowed to go to certain websites
How will transhumanism and/or robots/ai change humanity?
Read Nick Bostrom's Superintelligence
If you don't have the patience for a book, search for Tim Urban's The AI Revolution: The Road to Superintelligence
>>28459437
>>28459503
Can you give me any cribnotes on it? or the basic premis(es)?
>Been working six days a week at my job so I decided to quit
>Boss asks me why I quit
Why didn't you just ask for less hours?
>>28459322
They said we were short but everyone else got five days though
>too afraid to use any vacation time because nobody else ever uses their vacation time, so I'll look like I don't want to be there
>will be indirectly punished for using it, either through barely any hours or far too many hours
>if I don't use it within the next few months it's forfeit and I'll get no compensation for it
>tfw this is all of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGf-9LH5WkU
I wish stef was my papa so I wasn't a scared shy child ;_:
>>28458956
cant fucking stand this guy, seems like he never goes outside and sees the entire world through shitty internet clickbait articles. kind of like r9k and pol.
>>28459403
this isnt an argument
Does it get better in college? Currently a senior in highschool and i couldnt even get a date for prom. Any girl i try to text eventually ignores me. My highschool life has felt so uneventful and it sucks just staring at my computer screen all day reminding myself how lonley I am. I just wish things would get better.
It gets worse because the work is harder and you have no time to be chasing girls
>>28458950
I can see why. holy shit sorry about your face.
>>28458950
>Does it get better in college?
no
imagine your high school except 10x bigger and you live inside it and never get to leave and the classes are harder
that is college
>Ah-I love little girls they make me feel so good
>Ah-I love little girls they make me fell so bad
>>28458944
The only cure for pedophilia is a bullet to the head.
little girls are sweet. wish I could be a kid again and not have any expectations on me beyond attending school.
When they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town
who here /suffering from success/?
>recently land nice job
>have great gf
>get popular at job because i'm a laidback guy
>people invite me out to do shit
>gf likes to get dinner and spend time together
>college buddies like to hang out too
>no time for myself
>money gets spent on doing social shit so that i don't burn any bridges
>i hate every second i spend with most of these people now because they want to do shit too much
>only people i like spending time with is gf but i can't even enjoy that because the only times im free she wants to hang out
>i haven't read a hentai doujin in weeks
>i haven't sat on my couch naked in weeks
>i haven't beat off to my massive fucking collection of lewd anime babes in weeks
>i haven't had daylong jrpg marathon sessions in weeks
>no fucking time to sit at home naked playing video games and jacking it to anime babes
robots i hate the normie life and i hate that i fell into the normie life meme. how can those of us suffering from success return to neetdom
just shut the fuck up goddammit
stop subtly gloating about your success
>>28459354
sorry anon, enjoy your time spent not suffering from success
>>28458928
>success
This is just what normies are expected to do
Your parents resent you
>>28458868
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/4ijrpd/ia_is_it_legal_to_kick_out_kids_at_18_if_they/
>>28458868
Stupid mother believes in meme diseases. She deserves what she gets.
>>28458868
>Iowa
Shit shit shit
I'm getting stupider. My head feels barren, my mind slow. Witty responses are a thing of the past, simple arithmetic takes longer. Anyone else feel this? Also please how do I make it stop
>>28458817
It's the jews. They're in your head. Melting your mind away. Tread carefully, your next actions determine the path you'll go down for the rest of your life.
Same, I just dont care
depression makes your brain shrink.
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in! Orbiting permitted.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
Queue anything music you want.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Drag and drop or type "postpic: filename.extension"
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>inb4 the "real" r9k room posts a link and says, "screwed up in the OP, here's the correct link"
originales commentariousteses sdfsdfsdftr
>>28458809
bumping for autism and memes
right in the feelios, m80
you feel it too?
>>28458809
Q: Are normies allowed?
A: No.
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on voting for the Libertarian Party, the only party that supports limited government, freedom, and individualism? Economically illiterate socialist Berniecucks and racist fascist Trumpfags not welcome.
>>28458781
Before John died he said that we lost the revolution. Nothing much else to say about it,other than fuck your Hilary le ebin female bait.
>>28458781
I would think /r9k/ wouldn't want to lose their NEETbux from the govt. Also basic income is socialism.
>>28458781
>racist unwelcome
Race traitor
reminder that it's easy to get girls on Tinder as long as you're not an autist
>>28458743
shhh dont tell them, let them keep believing you need to be a 10/10 chad
I have gotten cute tinder girls in my bed but they all ghosted me
I tried Tinder for a few days, after the semester started.
Got 4 matches total - 3 bots, and one girl that I was really excited for and messaged, only to have her unmatch me within an hour.
Also, OP: What you mean is "it's easy to get girls on Tinder as long as you're attractive enough for them to want to do all the work."
>Be pasty, unkept, horribly dressed beta male
>attempt to woo a qt by posting notes on her apt door
>one initial cute note becomes a thrill seeking addiction to get a response
>post over 125 notes in the course of 6 months
>each one asking a question about her personality or some corny shit
>somehow manage to not get called on by the cops
>months pass
>move out
>see same qt and gather balls on the spot
>ask her out
>qt declines
>politely walk away
>more weeks pass
>hit gym
>clean up
>start investing time and effort into hobbies
>make decent music, still go to school, looking fit (never really was fat, bitch), dress according to male fashion bullshit (gotta admit feels good though)
I plan on leaving another note tonight, probably with a rendezvous time and place to meet. Thing is I haven't seen qt in a while and I guess it's more of a surprise factor I'm going for.
Will it work? What the fuck should I do?
>>28458733
>What the fuck should I do?
Fucking stop?
OP you're doing the Lord's work
>>28458733
Same here finished cleaning up hitting the gym i feel great now just now what?
D-do you think my farts are kawaii, anon-kun?
no. i wish youd do that in the bathroom, like a normal person.
>>28458696
>such a beta he goes to the bathroom to fart in his own house
>>28458748
>he's probably never smelled a girl's fart in his life
What personality type are all you robots? I feel like I'd be in the minority as an ENFP
https://www.16personalities.com/
INTJ
(original comment desu)
>>28458658
IN(F/T)P
I suspect I'm slightly more F than T, but I don't fit neatly into either category
ISTP, nigguh.
