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Thought of something.
So like, males testosterone levels increase during masturbation/sex, but are subsequently low after orgasm. So like, what if you blue-balled yourself before and after a workout? Would your testosterone levels stay high, thus resulting in bigger gains overall?
>>28457174
That's bullshit broscience. Orgasming isn't going to alter your testosterone levels enough to alter your performance at the gym unless you're furiously masturbating like 20 times a day.
the best way to keep your testosterone high is to eat your cum afterwards.
>>28457277
so, the answer is yes then
Who /debating quitting their high stress job and working a just above minimum wage low stress job/ here?
I just did this morning, actually.
Now my parents are fucking furious.
I'm 25.
I turn 26 in a week.
I've only had that one job in my life and I quit after two weeks because the managers mean.
I'm probably going to kill myself.
There is no such thing as a "low stress" job. Everything sucks. This is the first lesson on the road to enlightenment
>>28457171
What is your job?
>>28457394
What was your job?
>tfw never touched a girl's hair
Do it next time you're in class or on the bus
Why don't you just fucking kill yourself then you degenerate scumfuck faggot nigger
>High school
>Sat behind qt
>She'd always flip her hair back into my face
>Sometimes she'd do it on purpose and look at me and giggle
At least you're not as pathetic as grown men who are still "gangbanging" with street gangs in the ghetto. Still doing the same thing they were doing as teenagers.
>>28457128
>Still doing the same thing they were doing as teenagers.
>me as a teenager: spend all day on the computer doing almost nothing and getting depressed.
>me now: spend all day on the computer doing literally nothing and getting even more depressed.
so same as me then.
>>28457190
lmao what a loser.
The point is that thug gangbangers are still mentally teenagers and robots at least grew up a little bit.
>>28457128
i never understood the point of the street gangs there is so many different ones and they all kill each other. does each gang have its own secret agenda and plan or propaganda if they dont that stupid that they are so serious about all doing the same shit.
Saw a thread about this on /biz/, thought I'd share it with you, /r9k/. Basically this is a site containing many free courses. You can learn at your own pace and pick subjects that interest you. If you're NEET, this seems like a great way to spend some of your time.
https://www.edx.org
I've also created a discord so anyone working on courses can chat with other anons working on courses so we can keep each other motivated. If you are interested in joining us, here is the link (please no spam or trolling) https://discord.gg/0zlRlveS7Q1PxUTX
Bumping for knowledge. Check this site out robots, you won't be disappointed.
I'm currently working through the Introduction to Bioethics course. It's been very informative and interesting so far.
What's the point of learning if you wont' get credentials from it?
>be given one chance at life
>be born a semi attractive female with slightly above average brain
Ok I can work with this :)
>have aspergers, get retarded over one boy and ruin any chance I ever have of getting hired in my town or being a normal human
>no boy will ever want me again
JUST
>>28457103
PLEASE BE IN LONDON
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>28457923
Hey I think you hit on me yesterday too, and I told you yesterday as well that I am
C A N A D A
boys will want you. They'll just be boys like us. For every girl like you, there are 4x as many boys that will be similar to you and some will come around. I wouldn't give up yet.
Even chad loses sometimes.
the dog is a girl though
>>28457047
Probably doesn't want her chad owner to kiss the human bitch.
>Even dogs prefer Chad.
I hope the house catches fire with them in it and only the dog gets out
>"And this handsome man is your father.......'s friend from work."
I don't get it
is this some kind of cuck thread
>>28456981
"But mom that's uncle Chad"
>"And this is /r9k/, where I shitpost all day when your dad's not around"
I just had a realization. I'm not any better than the normies out there, in fact I'm a lot worse. I'm unattractive, skinny, short, nerdy and boring. Spending all this time on the internet has led to me having the personality of a brick. Before, I always thought I was in some ways better than others, I thought I was at least more intelligent, had more nuanced thoughts about the world, had better style, I was cooler because I don't care about the world, I was cooler because I have problems with depression. But in reality, I am simply not.
Everyone deals with the same problem we do, and they just handle it better than we do. I'm not special because I'm depressed and don't get treatment for it, other people are just as depressed but they're willing to own up to this disease and get medication for it. Everyone feels a little lonely sometime, but they don't deal with it by furiously masturbating to increasingly disturbing pornography for multiple times every day, they don't shut down and become a shut-in with no friends, they make an effort to deal with it.
I suck, I literally have nothing to offer. I don't have above average intelligence, despite desperately wanting so for as long as I can remember, my jokes aren't the funniest, there is always someone funnier than me. My personality doesn't make up for all my other fallings, I guess that's what spending each and every day inside your bedroom does to you.
Just typing this shit up makes me hate myself even more, it all sounds so cliche, so atypical, as if I'm still romanticizing my failings. As if doing nothing to change anything will lead to a miraculous gf showing up to save me and get me out of my miserable existence. See, I'm still hoping this happens to me, what a stupid way to think about things. I'm not that important, I'm not any more special than everyone else.
I look for feels thread in an attempt to make my sadness have some meaning and significance, when it really doesn't.
Good night /r9k/.
are you going to kill yourself?
>>28456959
no, not gonna do that
>>28456986
oh okay
don't kill yourself
>he lives with his parents and wants a gf
>>28456822
Pretty much all women move out of their parents house when a man is willing to take them in.
Women are rarely independent and usually never want to be.
>>28456873
Okay?motherufkcing original fuck this site why did he ever bring this bullshit back? whose absolutely terrible idea was it? robot was kill for a reason
This isn't normally a problem for traditional girls from the old world.
They generally don't care if you live with your parents and most likely they live with their parents too.
North Carolina and surrounding states thread
report in robots, Raleigh here
>>28456820
Keep fighting the good fight against tranny whores
>>28456820
>living in a state that takes away people's civil rights
Literally fuck off and die.
>>28456844
>>28456848
w e w
Probably not going to last much longer now that the feds are involved.
Even manlets can get gfs. There's still hope
>>28456778
kek.
her face when
She seems like a nice girl, even though she's kind of homely. Doesn't look like a whore.
>>28456869
that's homely to you, really? that's a 8/10 for me.
Seriously what's the deal?
When I think of conservationism I honestly imagine
>people who beat their kids
>unloving fathers
>instilled racism
>learning not incenitivised
>insane soccer moms
>drug abuse masked by a false glowing exterior
>people who burn magic cards
Honestly what's good about them?
When I picture "liberals" I just picture sane, logical people living regular lives at worst, and people who volunteer a lot at best.
These false bohemians people propagated on these boards as bogey men don't exist, I have never ran into an sjw irl, or any of these other crazy types.
What are your thought's on this and why are these so called conservatives, put on a pedestal
>>28456672
The average soccermom is liberal dumbshit.
A few of them might get preachy about jeebus, but other than that they might as well be libshits.
>>28456672
Stop listening to the libcuck media.
Most conservatives are white and work for a living. In other words, they're the people who keep this country afloat.
>>28456672
Conservatives sometimes go too far; however, nowadays liberals are more commonly radical than conservatives. So while there is nothing wrong with being a liberal or a conservative, people who are radical one way or another tend to be closed minded assholes who can come off as somewhat crazy. At least that's the best explanation I can offer.
ITT: Post anime images that resemble certain boards
I'll start
>r9k
>pol
orgingal cummet
>/a obviously
bumpp
>/trv/ and /int/
>mfw that I JUST realized I'm really scared of women
>>28456633
What was your mother and/or sister like Anon?
>>28456842
eh
mom is fine
hate 2/3 of my sisters
>>28456633
Try nofap. The fear goes away
