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>tfw you you live in an apartment complex
>you will always find that angry couple fighting constantly at night disturbing your sleep
why does this always happen at every apartment complex?
I had this indian couple and every night give or take a few minutes at 12:00am they would pullup in their car yelling at eachother and walk in the house. A few times I watched them fight outside my window. They would then come upstairs right next to my place and continue the fighting there. It was almost always physical and I could hear the girl being beaten by the guy every night for about a month. She was physically brown and purple all over. On many occasions I would grab my 24"baton and tuck it in my belt loop and go over there and bang on the door. only once did that shitskin open the door for me. he had hid girlfriends hair in his other hand and i told him straight up he needs to fuck off or let me in on the beatings as a joke to try and soften the mood but he wasnt happy. he threw the bottle at me and my cousin who was too afraid to back me up called the cops while i got my ass beat and he got evicted a week later. i was terrified for months he would come back and climb up my balcony and get payback on me.
thats my blog for the day please sunscrieb for more posts like it
There's a woman that lives two doors down from me with emphysema, or something like it because every so often she'll start hacking and coughing extremely loudly. So loud that it echoes throughout the floor. She does it at all hours in the day and it drives me fucking nuts because it's fucking disgusting.
Also there's a dog down the hall that never shuts the fuck up either. It barked for 6 hours straight one night. The superintendent had to be called to try and shut it up because the owners weren't home.
Fuck this building.
>>28454241
>live in apartment complex
>entire floor is Indian except for you
>each of them make curry on different days
>World Cup
>room below me Brazilian
>constant screams for hours a day
>tfw you robotrip for the first time in ages
>tolerance still high even though its had to have been 8 months
>1 hour and 20 minutes later and still only feeling a slight shift
well this sucks
at least I was actually sick so I gained something out of this, but is it time to give up this ride /r9k/ ?
>>28454198
nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w58saMKuqDc
>>28454277
I don't really want to watch this but from the thumbnail I can tell this guy fucked up and binged
>ywn exterminate all degenerate drugfags
>tfw I've degenerated to the point where I spend most of my days trolling Reddit
>sign up new accounts just to be controversial to provoke people into talking to me
>write fictional stories about my fetish (scat) in relationship subs to provoke normal people into talking about it and maybe even sharing stories
I've had a thread running for a while right now and almost everyone believes me. It's so easy. And it gives me actual human contact. Most of my 4chin threads have like 3 replies.
>>28454142
Happy shitposting to you then OP!
this is the thread btw if anyone wants to join in and talk to me and maybe has a similar fetish
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/4ilffb/my_boyfriend_took_photos_of_me_using_the_toilet/
>>28454173
I saw that. It's on the front page right now. Like the front, front page. How are people believing it? Your username is literally something about Jimmy Russling.
>suicide thoughts have returned yet again
>tfw suicidal thoughts return every night and morning
>>28454118
Do it faggot.
Im also expecting a live stream
>>28454118
>tfw they have never left
hello darkness my old friend
My therapist put me on antipsychotics around Christmas for anxiety and depression but I stopped taking them two days ago because they numbed me too much. How long until I return to normal and start feeling again
why do you think they put you on abtipsychotics to treat anxiet and depression?
>>28454026
I'm not sure. He just told me to take Abilify and I assumed it was a run of the mill SSRI
>>28454063
Good thing you escaped from them! Those things are pure poison, even capable of stunting your growth.
Welp, never coming back to this restaurant again
>>28453896
>carring about who pisses and shits in the same place you piss and shit
fucking normies
Aww yeah time to film some babes peeing
>>28453917
>implying normies aren't the ones pushing all of this trans-acceptance garbage
>every single girl in the world has pics like these on her phone
Why do girls like to take naked selfies so much? Have social media and technology ruined women or were they always like this, like did all the women in older centuries have hand-drawn nude paintings made by their lovers or something?
Women used to model naked for paintings. There's loads of artwork of naked women from every era of mankind.
Bitches love being objectified. But now they can do it quicker, easier and without some creepy loser painter staring at them for hours.
>>28453841
>Have social media and technology ruined women
This
are imagesdump allowed on this board
>tfw you're not talented
>every successful artist started practicing in their early teenage years
>you didn't
M8 you have to work your ass off to be successful. Of course you're shit at everything; you waste all your time here.
I'm a drawfag. For every very talented person who makes the news and monetizes his work, there are thousands of us hacks who are content with our shitty artwork.
if you are not happy being mediocre, you stand a better chance of not starting anything.
Hi anons,
I'm the same guy who posted earlier about the Silent Hill torrents that a kind robot posted in a thread on /r9k/ about two weeks ago.
I've mounted the 3 cds using DAEMON Toos Lite and have installed the game and Direct X 8.1, but when I run the 1st mounted CD and hit "play game" it lets me click on it, but doesn't start the game... I also downloaded a PS2 emulator (xPSEx), but I can't run it through that either.
If the original anon who posted the links or the anon who helped me earlier could help me once more, I'd be forever grateful. Sorry to spam /r9k/ but I got the files here and /g/ and /v/ are generally huge cocks about helping people
>trying to play an iso of a PC game on a PS2 emulator
Are you retarded, anon?
Follow in the instructions in the nocd/patch folder.
>>28453847
>are you retarded, anon?
Yes, I am very much so apparently
>>28453847
This.
In most cases you'll have to copy the .exe from nocd/patch folder to the install directory on your hard drive and run it from there.
Robotos,
As a kissless handholdless virgin up until the age of 23, I've been able to experience something I never thought I would by making some money in porn. I wouldn't say I've become any more alpha, but it's p cool to have banged some famous stars and getting paid for it. I figured this would be a related topic here since I can't think of a more sex-starved board on the site, and I've come to find that many of my compatriots in porn are very similar, actually. So yes, ask a robot in porn anything if you wish. Not calling myself a "porn star" because I really haven't done enough, and my face has never been on cam, just the dick.
Who is the biggest piece of trash in the industry?
Did whats his name really rape those girls?
Tell me something horrible to make me quit watching?
Do they intentionally troll us in mainstream porn?
Do you have AIDS yet?
>>28453768
>robot
>in porn
Pick one.
>>28453768
Post a link
Origjgfdvx
Can normie people ever look at someone who is semi-autistic and see them as an authority to respect, and follow?
As someone who is slightly on the autism spectrum, I have spent a lot of time learning about psychology and about people and I enjoy finding out a person's strengths and weaknesses and helping them be useful by doing something they have a lot of talent in.
I also have a lot of ideas about how to solve problems and stuff. And I've even found that my antics and unusual sense of the world have made a lot of people seem to like me, however, I'm not sure if people would be willing to accept a somewhat autistic person as their leader. Do you think it's possible?
Hitler was a good leader.
>>28453722
Look at Stalin, Goebbels, and generally the Hitler gang.
>>28453722
No, people always undermine and talk down to me like a child.
>Cousin sells me his cell phone for $50 because he got a new phone
>never had a new phone, really happy with it
>texts me saying that we need to give back the phone or pay the remaining balance to tmobile.
>first time I've heard of this
Fucking god dude. I'm so fucking mad right now. I thought he was doing me a solid. Fuck.
I have a lateral feel.
why dont normies remember debts?
>lend friend $20
>have to remind him to pay me back
>treated like I'm the asshole
>>28453691
Get your money back
If he doesnt give it back to you keep the phone since the money owed to tmobile is in his name
>smoke out a friend when he comes to visit
>even give him some a couple grams of loud since he doesn't have good shit where he studies and I like to share
>never ask for anything in return
>I visit him one day
>we smoke a lot, I think I ended up using a gram
>next day: "hey man that was some really expensive stuff and you smoked more than your share, do you mind if you give me $10 to make up for it"
stoners usually share and never expect anything in return. making somebody feel really good and seeing them high is more than enough for a reward. but, to ask me to pay for the gram and just forget I gave you 2 grams of Alien OG FOR FREE just a couple weeks ago?
I hate normie stoners. They dont actually appreciate weed for the drug it is.
I'm literally crying right now because i haven't got laid yet and i have no women with me. cheer me up /r9k/ post something funny, right now i just want to laugh.
this one always got me
bloxx
Try looking at a mirror
>>28453623
Here's something that might cheer you up a bit.
Who /preparingforracewar/ here? About to buy an AR-15 and probably a vertical grip for it. What are you robots doing to prepare for the inevitable race war?
>>28453598
indians are a calm and peaceful race
we don't need to prepare for a race war, only chinks hate us and they will be killed by whiteys anyways
>>28453662
More likely will be blacks against whites, at least in America. also more likely is the war will be started by blacks from all the liberal propaganda against white people
>>28453716
sorry i have no clue i thought your retarded fantasy would be international
i will be on whatever side the jews are on
Post material that nobody should masturbate to. If you get a boner looking at, reading, or watching something in this thread then there is no hope for you.
>>28453579
why do cats love shoes so much, mine is the same
Somebody will get an erection to this picture though
>>28453610
Mine does it, too. I think it's because it's just the right size to do the rabbit feet thing with, he'll do it to empty Styrofoam cups and shit, too.
