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wow anon what a wonderful day, where will you take me now?
Gee uhh i dono, how bout those catacombs youre always on about.
How about to McDonalds? I think you need a fucking burger or something.
To the swamps, you are going for a swim you fucking abomination.
I've been lurking this board for three years and I'm suddenly feeling the urge to post and contribute the conversations we see everyday.
Problem is, I don't know where to start. I'm scared I might make typos, or that my grammar (I am not a native speaker) won't be good enough to make a coerent and solid argument, or that my posts would be lost, ignored or wouldn't stand out amongst the others. When I type I get nervous, I really have no idea where to start or how to order my sentences properly and as a result of this, I end up looking up at older posts of older users and mime their whole structure.
When arguing with my skype friends I feel intimidated by their words, I start panicking, scared I might end up being humilated by them, which is why i always back off from actual conversations.
It takes to much for me to take part in a conversation, since my thoughts are always troubled by insicurities and complexes, usually related to the fact that my vocabulary is very poor.
How do I get over this, how do I overcome this terrible feeling?
>>28464846
Have a (you).
OP take solace in knowing no one can see your reaction anyways. In real life I'm anxious because i have to repress my reactions and hide weakness.
Online it's much easier, just type whatever the fuck you want. Who cares if you're nervous, no one has to know. If someone insults you, it doesn't matter, they won't know if it got to you if you don't reply.
Eventually you'll not care anyways. And yeah, most of your posts will get ignored. Even the most insightful and well thought out posts get 0 replies constantly. It's just the nature of this website. Only shitposts that are intended to piss people off really get consisten responses.
>>28464846
If you fuck up online you can just figuratively or literally run away and hide in a corner and no one will ever know.
>>28464846
Therapy
Gradual exposure
Meds(don't self medicate ever)
I'm so fucking sick of being an ugly fuck.
>>28464773
focus on getting good at things
once you are good at a few things, you will find your ability to communicate has grown (because of those things you are good at) which is what will land you honies
(attractiveness is just a subsection of communication on a higher level--getting good at something lets you receive the benefits of attraction in highly useful and particular ways, but you don't see it till you are actually there. and neither do the women, btw)
>>28464852
But how to get good in something if nothing truly interests you ? Of course i could force myself to learn something but whats the point then.
>>28464852
Like Danny devito?
He's one of the most famous and wealthiest people in the world due to his proficiency in acting and performance. Literally billions of people are working hard every day to just get to his level of status
Girls must be falling over each other to date him over some loser who was born attractive right? He could have relationships where his partner wasn't fantasizing about others!
Just work hard and be yourself, OP
Is there any reason not to drink when your life is shit?
>>28464749
If you become dependent, liver failure and hepatic encephalopathy and esophageal varices bursting is a very bad way to die. So it's fine as long as you can moderate it.
drinking isn't going to help you make it not-shit
>>28464749
Yeah its unhealthy you idiot
>I'm a redhead.
>won the genetic lottery with green eyes and red hair
>still no bf
you just cant win
no matter how gud you got it
>>28464754
im a redheaded guy, and i love it. i dont see that many red brethren these days.
>>28464754
Same
But still no gf :(
today is my 25th birthday. Nothing special has happened today, but I'd still say this is the worse birthday I've ever had. I have no romance, no sex, no job/career, lacking social skills, and I'm losing all my friends since they're busy with girlfriends and jobs.
On the plus side, it's now only another five years til I get my wizard skills -- I can't believe this crept up on me. Here's to a much more painful and suicidal 25 years!
Im sorry anon, i wish there was something i could do to help your situation.
Happy birthday anyways.
>>28464671
Happy birthday.
I wish you happiness.
>>28464671
Happy birthday! It sucks to be you.
About to turn 27 myself. My fear is to get too drunk or too drugged one day and kill myself just to join the 27 club. I think I might be that stupid.
MANLETS BTFO
TIME TO PUT TOGETHER THAT NOOSE MANLETS
>>28464631
doesnt matter if you have a shit face
could be master race 6'2 and 6/10 face and they'd swipe no
why would you put another person in your profile pic?
how can you tell which it is?
>>28464631
who does /r9k/ thinks hotter?
right or left?
Started rewatching Dexter. Holy shit, the first 3 or maybe 4 seasons were so fucking great. After that it went to shit.
I was 15 when it started and I literally grew up watching Dexter. It's kind of a different feeling watching it now, realizing I have even more similarities with Dex now than back in the day. This show was so spot on. The fakeness, the lies, the acting around people, the distant observation of people... everything.
It's ironic that when Dexter ended a couple years ago, my depression hit an all time low and has been on that level ever since, and watching the show again sort of gives meaning to my shitty day to day life.
I wish somebody would break into my apartment and put a barbie doll in my freezer tbqh.
Post rare or not so rare Dexters if you want ITT.
You should check out the books they're so much better than the later seasons of Dexter, although they are pretty different story wise
Fuck I'm watching it right now for the first time.
I can't stop I'm addicted.
>tfw you find out you were diagnosed with SIDS shortly after you were born
SIDS is a made up disease doctors give to dead babies who had shitty mothers they just didn't want to get her in trouble.
>>28464597
SIDS? Like that spongebob episode?
How are you posting if you died at birth?
Can someone explain this "tulpa" meme to me?
I keep seeing people talk about it in threads but i don't know what their on about
Consider an imaginary friend, complete with their own pre-defined personality, looks, opinions, etc.
Imagine if it happened automatically, if they talked back without you having to put effort in, their properties changed organically, etc. That is the essence of a tulpa: imaginary automata
>>28464809
So making yourself go mental
>>28464832
If you have a real loose definition of "mental," then sure.
![tumblr_o6dxnysHDz1tpcg5zo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8aTJxTu.jpg "tumblr o6dxnysHDz1tpcg5zo1 1280[1]")
Who /buttstuff/ here?
What do you use?
At the moment I have an Aneros, but I want something bigger, but not too big. A dildo isn't an option, and what I had previously considered, mini-cucumbers, are too big as well. Curious as to what other anons use.
>>28464576
Get a vibrating massager, I've got one and I don't regret it at all.
>>28464576
>Those budding tits.
I remember a time when traps where drawn without being trans and taking hormones.
Shit is getting way too realistic nowadays. I want to get off this ride.
>>28464636
It's just this one artist.
Most traps aren't drawn the way he draws them.
>sex is no big deal it's 2016 wake up people it doesn't even matter how many people you fuck or how often
>omg rape is the worst thing that can ever happen can you imagine someone forcing something as sacred and special as sex on you
ROASTlES BTFO
OP literally rekt all sluts
>>28464451
>>28464644
>>28465758
OP literally samefagging his stupid as fuck thread
POST ANIME U BIG LOSERS
JESUS CHRIST
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dont leave meee
take a nap loser
>>28464399
whats that suposed to MEAN!
just post anime and ill let you leave unharmed
>tfw shaved my ass hair
>tfw clean in under two wipes every time
>tfw wiping is truly a joy now
>>28464375
>not having an excuse to sit and browse 4chan on the shitter for as long as you want
How does one shave their ass properly?
I have a literal jungle back there and it seems impossible.
do you ever wipe with your hand and then lick your hand clean?
I fell in love with a girl and she loves me. We're already planning our life and even if it doesn't work out, at least I know that I gave it a shot and didn't let it pass me by.
Normie signing off, good luck guys
Great job, fag. Hope it all works out for you.
>>28464342
I bet she's used goods.
You could only get another man's leftovers.
>>28464342
See you in a month, faggot.
