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Is it true that when you get a job, you have to constantly kiss ass to your boss and call him "Sir" all the time?
Not if you are your on boss
wait what? sir?
I don't think i'm cut out for work if that's the case.
Yes. My boss is really cool and lenient, he lets people come in late and shit all the time and lets me leave early. But one time I said "hey" to call him over to me instead of "can you help me please sir" or some shit like that and he got this really weird and confused look on his face and sat me down for like ten minutes telling me i can't just "hey" him, saying stuff like "I'm just a "hey" to you? I'm your boss" In a non-angry way, more of someone explaining something to a child way... Didn't realise "hey" was such a big deal
The girl I love got a boyfriend. Im even better looking than him.
Reasons to live?
At least the girl you love isn't a lesbian.
>>28466735
>Im even better looking than him
No, no you're not. You're posting on this board which makes you at best a 4/10
>>28466770
I am, trust me
Got banned from /v/ qfor posting mlp
>>28466710
just ban evade, you moron
let me teach you some tricks
1. Restart your router and clear your cookies, and you can now post on /v/ again
another option
2. Pull out your phone and you can shitpost all day by turning the data off and then on (this resets the IP)
There you go, no you can shit on the mods/jannies endlessy
>>28466710
Wrong board, motherfucker. Ponycancer belongs in its containment board.
>>28466748
>Being a fag enabler.
Consider killing yourselves, fuccbois.
>>28466710
Die mlp faggot,kys
Mummy scolds me for taking 30 minute long showers.
>tfw it's the only way I know to get rid of my crippling anxiety
My dad grew up on a farm and took showers in like 5 mins. I always liked taking luxurious 30 minute showers as well, and he would get on my case about 'wasting water'
Not my fault you grew up poor Dad. If you wanted me to care about wasting water you shouldn't have gotten rich and spoiled your children. Fag
>>28466662
Man up lil bitch,I take 3-4 hours long showers,or more,because I can
I love long showers. The warm water is more relaxing than anything else.
Can somebody remind me why prostitution is wrong again? I mean it's practically legal to pay someone to kill someone else, that's exactly what the government pays thousands of people in the military to do. So why is it wrong for me to pay for pussy?
>>28466660
>right
>wrong
>subjective
It's only illegal in Burgerland.
>>28466660
Meh we might have kaufmich.com but it really isn't all that great.
Why is Japan so freaking weird?
what is going on in this picture?
original comment pls robot
>>28466668
It's all cosplay. It would be foolish to think those were real soldiers
>>28466649
its not necessarily that theyre weird its just their own culture
/r9k/ I need some serious advice since I find this is the most honest board that I frequent.
I know I'll be spammed with "normie reee" but aside from that I'm wondering if anybody can give me some advice.
So I was the typical robot this time last year (Still am, but now I'm more social, but still a NEET, kissless virgin, mental issues etc), but I found a pretty big group of friends of around 8 or so and for the first couple of months it was amazing. We hung out all the time, went drinking, had parties, gamed together etc. But me still being a robot at heart of course I eventually became the butt of everybodys jokes (insulted for being a virgin, jobless, no motivation, no aspirations in life) and now every single joke they bring up about anything is directed towards me (for example,"hahaha I'd hate to be that guy over there" "oh yeah? i'd hate to be anon even more hahahah") and shit like that, AND THEY LITTERALLY MAKE FUN OF ME FOR ANYTHING I DO - "omg anon is holding that drink so weird lmao", "omg anon says that word so weird lmao" even though I do everything normal and they're literally just looking for any excuse to insult me for some reason. Of course I insult them back but they aren't even phased by it because they're normies who know they have a better life than me so they don't care about a NEET virgin insulting them.
Now here comes the tricky part - the first few months when we were all still best of friends we all booked a holiday to amsterdam together and we're leaving in June. I've been avoiding all of them for the past month because all they do is make jokes about me at my expense.
They all still invite me places to hang out, etc, and since we're in a facebook group chat they're always talking with each other.
So my question is should I just stick them out until after amsterdam then drop them as friends, or should I continue to hang out with them or what? I don't even know if I'm asking for advice I just need to vent because I'm so upset and angry.
>>28466640
leave them, you've allowed yourself to become a punching bag and you can't really step up from that spot.
>>28466659
Yeah I'm most likely going to completely drop them after amsterdam. I don't even want to go to amsterdam with them because it will just be a week of them joking about me, but I can't back because I've already paid it all for myself.
>>28466640
Any other robots in a similar situtation or have been? can I hear your stories?
Ask a bored wagecuck anything, I'm in my car passing the time
Do you regret neetlife?
why the fuk wud i ask u nething, wagekek
>>28466606
How much /h?
>parents make me apply for a job
>have bad social anxiety
>told they will call me for an interview
>they call, even though im alone pretend that I can't hear it
>they leave a voicemail
>too afraid to listen to it
I want off this ride
I have a phone interview in half an hour. I'm sweating and terrified but unlike faggot OP I'm going to answer the phone.
I just wish it would get easier with practice, but it never does.
all you have to do is talk to her bro
>>28466603
>>28466566
This may sound weird, but memorise the plane scene. The power play between Bane and CIA is perfect for flying through an interview.
Everytime I have Baneposted in an interview I have got a job offer.
You guys remember when /r9k/ was first made, and it was kinda cool. We were a bit pretentious and referred to each other as gentlemen.
What happened that made this place a hugbox for fucking virgins? And why can't they fuck off to /wiz/?
No I don't because I'm a newfag.
But this place is our place now.
Fuck of fucking normalfag kill yourself you 3dpd lover scumbag.
Original /r9k/ sucked balls. No bantz or humour. It was just self loathing and nobody talked to each other.
>/r9k/ made
>Robot blocks repeat posts
>What's the best way to not make repeat posts? GREEN TEXT STORIES
>Turns out a lot of people on 4chan have awkward stories full of betaness
>/r9k/ turns into a greentext circle jerk
It was bound to happen and the only way to fix it would be to turn off the robot, but that would just make this place /b/2.0
R9k why are neets so disgusting. How are they going to survive the day of the rope.
What the fuck Is going gbp going to do when your parents die assuming you are a broke fag.
sure you'll get a job but who Will hire a 30 year old with no work record
Remember you are like old rotting ham after 25 if you have never worked or been in education
*hears reees and gun shots in the distance*
Oh look another neet killed themselves
NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>28466479
I think wagecucks are more disgusting, desu.
See, the fallacy is that you assume it's worth living after you're 30 or so, with no education or work history.
The NEETlyfe is live fast die young. A few years of NEETdom is more satisfying than 10-20 years of wageslavery.
>>28466514
OMG Btfo by >>28466527
http://usmclife.com/2016/05/marine-acting-as-good-samaritan-shot-dead-in-walgreens-parking-lot/
I thought you guys might enjoy this. A woman-worshipping white knight hero who went and got a gun to chase down a man who only shot his own whore wife in the leg, got shot in his stupid fucking face.
I love these stories,and its okay for you to revel in them too. Its better than just a normie getting what he deserves, its a white knight too! :DDD
RIP-rot in pieces, hero
>>28466416
Fucking white-knight when will they learn.
>>28466416
How is this a good Samaritan thing to do? This is literally just a man trying to take revenge and failing.
>>28466467
it wasnt revenge. the shooter shot his own fucking wife. in the leg. thats all. then hero ran out and got his gun and now hes fucking dead, so tragic one less white knight vagina worshipper
These are some things my YOUNGER sister has done that I haven't.
>has a drivers license
>has a expensive luxury car
>had multiple relationships
>had sex
>got married to chad
>traveled world
>finished university
>got well paying job that she loves right out of university
>tons of friends
>multiple hobbies
I keep forgetting shes YOUNGER than me.
how old are you?
original question
Me too man. People always think she is older but she's actually 4 years younger
>>28466375
These are some things my YOUNGER brother has done that I haven't.
>had a relationship
>been to many parties
>had sex (I'm only 99% sure about this though)
>tons of friends
>multiple hobbies he's actually good at>self-confident
>completely independent
so anon, what happens when 4chan goes away? you know it won't be around forever.
Doubtful. 4chan is only gaining in popularity, it's not shutting down unless Hiroshomoot decides to just turn off a source of income.
I'll finally be free.
I would make my own 4chan because cripplechan sucks but I don't want to get doxxed.
>go to switzerland as a teenager
>literally the greatest fucking country in the world
>22 now
>consider moving there
>check requirements for getting a citizenship
>10 years living in the country, permanent residency, working visa, etc.
>ok, lets see whats needed for a working visa
>"A third state national can take a job in Switzerland only if a person cannot be hired from within the Swiss labour market or an EU/EFTA state. Employers must show that they made "intensive efforts" to find a Swiss citizen"
why must everything be so hard
>>28466337
The good things in life that are worth are always hard to get. Switzerland is an awesome country, and they have the right to try their best to keep it that way.
>>28466337
Those rules are why their country is so good. They haven't fallen for the globalism meme.
>>28466337
Because we don't want our country to become France, Sweden or germany.
Immigrants and shitskins fuck off
