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Hello robots. Does anyone here understand c# ? im sitting in class right now, listening to the guy trying to teach this shit to me and the others (who are not understanding it either)
its only been half an hour and i feel fucking stressed man im gonna be here all day
No where currently in the world is it school hours.
>tumblrs answer is to make cute girls look like mexican boys
>>28461918
you fucking retard in germany it fucking is
who had /shittyparents/ here?
>wasn't allowed to have friends/gfs growing up
>rarely let outside
>only had ps1/ps2 that i got maybe 1 game a year for it
>pretty much locked up in a house 24/7, didn't tell anyone because they'd go to jail for abuse and was brainwashed this was "safe way of life"
now 19, no job, didn't finish highschool, no divers license or permit and they're yelling at me all the time to do something with my life. i dunno what to do they locked me up in a house all my life.
Yeah had a pretty similar experience. Overprotective narcissists blaming a child me for all their problems. Physical abuse basically nothing compared to the mental abuse.
Eh fuck it, I'm just confident I won't repeat the cycle.
>>28461841
forgot to mention the part where a good portion of the reason they want me to get a job is to support my autistic older brother all of his life, they have done jack shit to get NEETbux for him.
good, get fucked you lazy fuck
Look at this. It looks nice doesn't it? Warm, welcoming. It's not.
A vagina is like a Venus flytrap. A woman uses it to lure you in, and drain you of vital nutrients such as freedom, dignity and money.
Beware of women. Be vigilant. Stay at home. Stay safe.
too bad most girls vags look like a fucking roast beef sandwich
>>28461825
It does not look nice at all.
>>28461825
but it taste so good
My last thread died while I was at work.
If anyone didn't catch it Im the equivalent of a US Army 13F or Artillery Observer(basic). However Im not American but I am fairly knowledgeable about the US military and the brit one.
I know a few brobots have questions about training and one guy asked about cav scout. Ill be around for a little while if you guys want advice.
I will add that in the military females are second class citizens. Thats one plus you can count on.
>>28461808
Ide also like to add Im living proof that you dont need to be a 6ft2 10/10 jock chad to be in the Army especially in a combat role.
Ive never lived the typical chad life, I didnt play football or any sport for that matter growing up, I was picked on alot in school and little to no social interaction and I didnt lose my virginity until i was 20. However I always kept fit, lifted heaps and was a total nerd for the military. When we got to recruit training it was hilarious watching these super fit 'alphas' drop out earl yin training because they couldn't handle having their phone taken away from them.
If I'm extremely introverted, but extremely fit, is it a good idea to join the military?
How much cock would a cock sucker suck if a cock sucker could suck cock?
>The cancer might be back
My life is never ending torment
>tormented person struggling with cancer
>/r9k/ would rather give 300 replies to trap threads
what happened to this board?
>>28461754
>never ending torment
from the looks of things it may be ending sooner than you think senpai :^)
>>28461862
This board is only for self-inflicted suffering.
>tfw my parents are aging
>>28461735
So?
shimbibagy
>>28461735
We're all aging, anon
I know that feel. I don't know how to go on living once my mom is fucking dead
>tfw got bit by a spider
>arm has a burning tingling sensation
should i be worried?
Not if it was radioactive.
>>28461727
nah.
worst case scenario it kills you. And isn't that what we all really want?
>>28461745
Nat me senpai not yet at least
I live in Florida so i might be fucked.
post your best mad images, try to resist, robot-monks
and say it when you lose it
>>28461725
I want to stab someone in the chin
>>28462095
yeah you do,
originalsteam
>>28461725
that shit has been reposted a quazillion times
it was never rage inducing
the idiot should have taught them what respect is by slapping them in the face
at leat post new stuff, faggot
Who /lonely/ here? I just want a friend to shoot the shit with and talk to for hours and hours. How do you guys deal with the boredom sometimes?
>>28461610
>I just want a friend to shoot the shit with and talk to for hours and hours
post skype then
if you are lucky we might connect and I might talk with you more than once
>>28461641
master_sgt2 go ahead senpai.
I tried alcohol, video games, and the internet, none of them have worked.
I'm gonna try going outside next. It's not worth feeling like this. This is worse than rejection.
do you think she's ever gone to the Dark Side?
>>28461605
>Dark Side?
what do you mean by this
>>28461654
has she been blacked, famalama.
>>28461682
well of course she has anon
Reminder that if you don't have a body like this as a female you're a genetic mistake.
There are girls ON THIS board who don't look like this and STILL think they deserve to live
>>28461592
Why have we not eliminated all genetic weak links that do not look like this or prefer women like this?
We can give the gift of perfection to future generations.
kys faggots
orig
So with the massive influx of degenerates and board jumping shit posters I came up with a solid list of rules for r9k which would IMO help t combat this plague of bullshit.
1. No females or female related threads. Any mention of inclination towards a poster being female should result in an instant ban. Robots have no gender. If you are truly a robot you shouldn't need to state your gender. Its not like females have real problems anyway
2.
>In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
This should actually be enforced by the mods ffs. How hard is it?
3.'fembot' should auto filter to 'shitcunt'
4.NO TRIPS. The use of trip codes should not be allowed on this board at all.
5. Any viilation to this should be reported, ignored and or derailed with gorish pictures of females, rape, breast cancer, anti-faggotry and any other thing else anti-PC. Make this place as unwelcoming for these vermin as you can.
Nope, we want this place up to a certain degree to be more welcoming for the fembot. A little, we don't want them getting too cozy on a naturally male-dominated board with rather conservative views. However, the tripfags are terrible except for OWK and Vagabond.
Also, hookups belong on /soc/
>>28461580
You forgot to mention that all faggots and traps should be redirected to /thegaschamber/ I mean /lgbt/
>>28461645
>Nope, we want this place up to a certain degree to be more welcoming for the fembot
Ahh no. Daily reminder there are no fembots.
Why is depression attractive?
It's not attractive. People use it as an easy way to have attention or because they don't know what is it (I'm sad therefore I'm depressed).
it's not depression that's attractive, it's sensitivity
>>28461568
Nah brah nah.
You're just mad that sadbois get mad pussy.
Any other Australianons around?
>>28461556
kangaroo fuckers
Fuck off cunt. Original comments only.
all the money in the world and no drugs, fucken spewen.
anyone from melbourne?
>He believes his depression will be gone one day and he will have normal life
>He believes he won't kill himself
>tfw your boyfriend makes you so happy
>>28462063
>tfw I prepared the oven
get fucked attentionwhore
