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have you ever been bullied, /r9k/?
>>27292109
Do you honestly believe there are people on this board who have never been bullied before?
>>27292109
yeah I've been bullied but I also bullied a fair share of people in my time. It's just the way life is.
>be 8
>hear about house burning down from mom
>walk up the street to see what's happening
>no houses burning down
>turns out bullies just poured gasoline on a live wire because they thought it was piss
>move 2 years later
>mfw
Grim shit, robots.
>>27291899
This is so fucking pretentious. I hate shit like this.
Wrong. It was forced on us.
>>27291899
Whats wrong with it? You see those fries and drinks? Good shit mang senpai
Can we get a comfy thread going? Sunday is the coziest day of the week.
I guess I'll start
original comment desu
Any pictures of actual buildings?
>tfw can't sleep because you don't want to start anothet day
Would /r9k/ date a single mom?
>>27291719
No, but it's good we make these threads now and again to redpill the newfags
>>27291719
Yeah why the fuck not.
No. Single moms are auto rejected tier.
Sorry that's just life.
>Oooh...sorry
>I only date black guys
>You are super cute though!
>black humor
Your skin color isn't why people on r9k dislike you, we don't even know what race you are.
Is this just NEET virgins trying to rationalize why no one wants to fuck them? Besides, 80% of coalburners are unfuckable obese white trash anyway.
>>27291692
But I am black. Blind Taylor Swift.
IGNORE INTJ POSTERS
REPORT INTJ POSTERS
ALL INTJ POSTERS GET OUT
BUMPING TO REMIND THAT NO ENTJ POSTERS ARE ALLOWED
IGNORE ALL ENTJ POSTERS
great thread mang
>>27291652
Intj checking in
Why the hate blood?
Who /skelton/ here?
I'm 18, 172 cm (5'8" amerifags), 50 kg. I want to put on weight but I can't.
Holy shit are you me
>171
>50kg
>18
I actually wanted to put on some muscles as I have never done any sports but I've been advised to put on weight first. Not sure how as I never have been fat and everything I eat I burn fast
Do you want mass i.e. muscle, or just weight on the scale?
Easiest way to gain weight is refined sugar. Start drinking soda, and lots of it, you'll be flabby in no time.
Putting on mass is another ball game but there's tons of info out there
>>27291627
ex skelly here. metabolism went to shit at 23, now im skinnyfat with a double chin
would do you think of my country
>>27291599
That's a big country.
If I take this down will you die?
>>27291599
Recently I have memorized every oblast, krai, etc. I would miss a few on a quiz, but I know 90%.
It seems corrupt, but not terrible. A fairly strong nation. I wish they didn't hate gays as much as black people do.
Let's get some waifu abuse going
>tfw no emotionally and physically damaged anime gf to protect from the world
>>27291313
Bump for double 13s
>>27291313
DELETE THIS
ORIGNAL ANGRY COMMENT
> 5'7"
> go to supermarket
> everyone except prepubescents tower over me
> its okay though, 5'7" is the average
> go to skatepark
> teenage boys think im a short kid from their school
> go to store
> girlscouts offer cookies while standing several inches over me
> its okay though, 5'7" is the avg
> go to japan. surely ill be the king of manlets!
> walk around the street and realize 90% of the time im the shortest guy on the block
> taller than me japanese school girl penpal remarks "you're kind of short for a gaijin"
> its okay, 5'7" avg.
> walk out of gym. see shorter manlet beefed up like a dwarf. think to myself "wow what an ovecompensating manlet"
> its okay i should just get fit
> meet ugly girl for date. literally laughs at my height just like the meme
> its okay if youre a 10/10 girls will go for you anyway
Several years ago I was at least taller than kids. Believe it or not but I'm a graduated roboticist. I'm going to devout the rest of my life to developing cyborg limbs. Its the only way I'll not kill myself now.
5'7?
meh just do cardio and get skinny, grow your hair out.
>5'7" is the average
Kek manlets have to lie to themselves to keep from suicide
>>27291152
The 5'7" greentext is not some self invented reassurance. That it literally what is claimed to be the average by phony statistics and shit when all manlets such as myself know everyday that its empirically fucking wrong.
Let's get MoonMan to the top of this "best rappers of all time" list
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-rappers-of-all-time
>>27291022
Let's bump this fucking shit.
Moon Man forever!
vote Eggman instead
>>27291022
C'mon you fucking robots, let's get moonman to the top!
Kicked friend out of my house for vaping.
DISCLAIMER: I don't care about vaping or that it is now the cool thing to rip on.
Cliff Mode For Easy Reading
-Last night hosting UFC fight with friends.
-I don't smoke and they all know I don't allow smoking in my house.
-One buddy out of nowhere vapes and blows smoke/mist out in a huge cloud.
-I look at him and say: "Seriously!?"
-He immediately tries to explain that it's not the same as smoking and that the smoke/mist doesn't stain or leave residue and that there are no second hand negatives.
-This made me lose my chit even more and I told him to get the fuk out.
-He tried to keep defending it until another buddy of ours told him he better leave.
-He left all pissy and butthurt.
-Mood for the evening was ruined, but my other buddies told me that I was in the right.
You might have been able to handle it a bit better, like maybe telling him to step outside if he felt he needed to vape
that said, you were in the right, fuck him for trying to defend his shitty habits and not respecting your ideas/house
You sound like the friend they go and see because they feel sorry for how much of a weird loser you are.
>>27290959
It's your house. If he knew you weren't into that, he shouldn't have done it.
If you were hosting a party he didn't know, then yes, you sperged out on the dude.
Granted, it is your place, and you telling him to chill once should have been enough. I can't fucking stand when people try and justify themselves when there's no argument.
Ask a guy who beat Silent Hill 2 6 times in the last 14 hours anything.
I took a few breaks and had dinner a bit ago, it comes out to an average of about 2 hours per playthrough, plus I beat Born From A Wish as well.
Pic related, a few of my save files.
>>27290928
I don't have anything to ask, just wanted to congratulate you on your great game taste. Konami used to be so good. It hurts that they became cash-grabbing niggers who only care about Metal Gear Solid, which is a shit-tier game, and let go of Silent Hill and Castlevania when their latest titles in both series were on the right path. Lords of Shadow Mirror of Fate was a NES Trilogy-tier great game. Brought back so much memories.
>>27291002
Thanks family, SH2 is my favorite game of all time and I hadn't played it in a year so I binged.
I agree mostly, except I do like Metal Gear Solid, at least the first three. TPP was pretty disappointing, well refined gameplay but story was barebones as hell.
Here's a nice screenshot I captured which I think makes for a great reaction image.
>want to get into Silent Hill
>HD Collection is godawful
>PC too shit for emulation
Welp
>Be richkid (Pushed out of the right vagina lottery)
>Go to expensive but still shit boarding school
>Every fucking kid here is the typical dudebro times a thousand
>Nothing but drinking and talking about girls
>tfw I'm a social isolated because I hate their lifestyle and I want to stay comfy in my room
>tfw I'm called weird because I'm intrested in finance
>tfw I'm made fun of because I want to start up my own company and remake the wealth instead of baby inheriting it
>tfw holiday
>tfw everyone posting pictures of expensive vacations (picture is not one of them)
>tfw I just want normie friends who I can play vidya with and eat shitty fast food with
>but I'm stuck at boarding school while my parents are on chronic business trips
FUCK THIS UPPER CLASS BULLSHIT
>>27290894
Can you give me some $ anon? My family is struggling. Have something you can invest in if you're interested.
What's stopping you from leaving on a day off and going somewhere normal?
>>27291408
Shitty boarding school rules about not 'harassing the town'.
Long story short; Drunk dudebros fucked too many things up too many times to allow any of us to leave.
It's a small town in the middle of nowhere, but the scenery is nice so that's why they build it here. It's either A) Stay there or B) Get hundreds of kilometers away
I'm stuck here too, I'm not even home.
My parents don't want me to suffer the same fate of fucked up mentality caused by too much money in youth, so they don't give any money to travel.
I mean, I shouldn't complain too much. The food at the school is nice, and my room is big.
The total lack of people and things to do is pretty lonely though.
>H-hey anon. I didn't mean to be so mean to you, bro. Want to help me up?
>grab his hand because you're too afraid of what people would say if you didn't and he falls
>his weigh pulls both of you off
>try to let go of him to save yourself
>he keeps holding on tight
>you both fall
>look down
>long live the king.jpg
>stamp on fingers
>watch chad fall
>>27290826
this. there's no way you can pull him up while standing on that tiny ledge.
