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probably won't survive the night edition
first for BENNIES
>hope there's someone who'll take care of meehee
>>27317055
>Fucking hell mate, that's woeful. I wasn't aware it was that shit.
My previous therapist guy was actually pretty good but he said he was only allowed to do CBT and that wouldn't help me. I have a suspicion that he was just trying to get rid of me
/r9k/ I challenge you
bring fourth your greatest jawarriors
can you find another robot with a weaker jaw than mine?
>>27317217
>2 hours in character creation later
Fuck. Every time.
>>27317217
You poor soul
How do you cope with this
>>27317252
I dont fampai
I just dont think about it and pray my hair will be able to cover it
>kv
>get a match
>realize I don't even know how to kiss
>don't bother messaging
>KV
>get a match
>realize she would run away screaming because I don't know how to socialize and give off a serial killer vibe
>>27317206
>kv
>get a match
> she's fat
> unmatch
>>27317206
Don't worry, as far as I know even if you get a match chances of her responding are extremely low
>tfw only 25% german
>tfw want to be proud of german heritage but can't because there's so little in me
>Being proud of being part of the most knuckle-dragging race in Europe
You can enjoy your German heritage anyway. Even if you weren't German you could get interested in the country/language/culture or something. Me, I've recently started studying Swedish. I would like to learn it even though I'm not Swedish at all.
>>27317199
What the fuck is it with americoons and their obsession with Germany/Germans?
My motherfucking dick is small
well atleast it's fucking something
At least you have a dick you fuck.
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MAIL!
>You don't really care about my past, right anon?
>All those other guys meant nothing to me, it was only sex.
>I love you.
>>27317069
>nose ring
>tattoos
Yeah I'm sure
>>27317069
>"hey Stacey, long time no see. I got a new light in my life now, she doesn't ignore me like you do. I hope everything works out for you okay though."
*closes beta bux*
>>27317069
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>there is more gangbang porn then there is reverse gangbang porn
Why?
How is this fucking faggot not banned? Does r9k have any moderation at all or can you just spam endless shitty threads without consequence?
>>27317058
You seem pretty mad senpai. I made a thread using another picture and slightly worded differently but no one replied so I deleted it. I am not that other guy posting b8. This is a serious thread.
>>27317058
I was about to post the something similar. I guess its our fault for replying. Op enjoy being an insecure faggot.
/uni/ thread
who just doesn't care anymore
>get scholarship on shitty uni because mommy works there
>third semester out of ten
>no will to study anymore
>think most teachers are hacks and hate the subjects
Just
It's because I am not paying for it?
Should I just kill myself?Uni is the only thing in my life that I still have not given up
>>27317178
i feel you brother
i'm studyingenglishwhich i love, and paying for itpartiallymyself, but i feel no motivation to study or go to class. i hate writing papers until i'm in the zone (then i briefly love it) but mostly i jsut feel disenfranchised with the whole thing and want to quit
>>27317178
>Uni is the only thing in my life that I still have not given up
me too
>tfw no group of friends that genuinely like you and want to do cool things with you
>tfw your friends never contacted you
>tfw you never contacted your friends
>tfw you lose all of your friends
>>27316893
where do you live robot
>>27316959
england, how about you?
Are there any other robots who aren't into video games, don't listen to any music on a regular basis, and have never watched anime?
I feel like I get unfairly maligned here because of this and told to got back to red it. But really it's the opposite. I'm so autistic that I don't even have the patience for "hobbies" besides shitposting and fapping ;_;
You sound like one of the most boring people in the world.
>>27316762
I don't find any enjoyment from playing vidya but I still play. You should try it. Agitation is actually preferable to depression
I get no vidya and anime but no music? Why live
Well, /r9k/? How can white men even compete?
You're baiting the wrong board
>>>/pol/
>>27316736
>He has interracial gay porn saved on his computer
BATTYBOY
looks like a log of shit.
you're unattractive because you're insecure and constantly need to make threads like this for validation.
empty your pockets and take a picture
>implying I'm wearing anything
>>27316494
>implying these sweatpants even have pockets
god i'm such a failure
>>27316494
>Carrying your passport around.
not too bright there sonny jim
How do I text girls?
You don't. Just make texting strictly for setting up dates
>>27316479
Be attractive and you can say whatever you want. if you're not attractive, only text them about gifts for them.
>>27316479
With your hands, specifically fingers
Femanons how do you feel about this? Would you let a robot do it to you?
>>27316403
Holy shit, that's so fucking hot.
>>27316403
It's not something i particularly want and if it was forced id prob feel sorry for him with the correct experiences and forgive him pretty fast. Im not sure. if it was rape because they were lonely id be more mad they didnt just tell me ahead of time and then i might of considered pity fucking him, i enjoy it more when im in control.
do any femanons like being whipped
how do I get 1p-lsd without buying bitcoins
every site I try to buy it on the bank declines
a couple times I have had my account frozen for "suspicious activity" whats the deal?
you are an absolute retard.
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT LEAVE A MONEY TRAIL YOU STUPID NIGGER.
>>27316177
1p-lsd is legal
>>27316177
Okay. So how do I get it?
