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Comfy Sunday night edition.
Last few hours of freedom before wagekekery
>>27293389
First for paki killing
Post you're waifus lads. Hopefully no time is discussed in this thread.
took a solid shit today for the first time in 6 week lads
march break is over. Can I just kill myself already? someone tell me how i can get through life without being a wagecuck.
>>27293381
>behind being a degenerate trap
Post butt
>>27293433
all comfy in bed, happy and planning to go out for breakfast and to the shops early. but safe in the knowledge that i will sleep until 1pm and do nothing.
>>27293433
pepe is my frogfu
>tfw you imagine all other anons as pepes and wojacks
>tfw pepe appears in your dream
>>27293433
Second for the most important part of the thread
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>>27293433
Sleepy bedtime waifu post
>>27293433
mio akiyama
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27293433
>ywn be kept as a toy by xboxhueg orks to be used whenever they want as a punching bag or a cum dumpster
my whole life is nothing but cold bitter hatred
>>27293462
i am a terrible trap i haven't shaved my bum in like a month
also skin conditions lol :^)
got the division today, cant imagine it would be fun alone but its alright with a friend
Midnight desu
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>>27293433
Sleepy waifu, dreading tomorrow, jdimsa desu lads
lads is it midnight monday or midnight sunday
>>27293543
>one (1) yorkshire pud all on its lonesome in a blank void
I can't tell if this is heaven or hell for you loland types
>>27293433
Feeling sleepy lads, haven't even had a wank yet and I'm already worn out.
>>27293572
it's 0000 monday you cockgobbling sperg, use military time like a normal human bean
>>27293572
Clock said midnight monday
>>27293475
comfy pepe is my power animal
>stop coming to the threads for a few months
>come back to anime posting
Good job lads. We finally removed the neurotypicals!
hahahaha! banter! madman! unreal scum mentality!! ahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
>>27293433
Posting waifu~
My throat is killing me desu. It hurts to swallow~
>>27293769
i thought that cum was good for sore throats
is your dad slacking off or sommat?
>>27293794
How would you know something like that, anon?and my father is dead~
>>27293883
years of experience, fuckboywell jeeze, you don't even have any uncles that he whored you out to? Shit parent desu
>>27293714
actually it's worse than that, we have 50% based anime cuties and 50% normie shitposter "wifes son" scum
Another reason Poleaboo cuts
My dad just entered my room and asked if I had applied for jobs and angrily asked what I spend all day doing
Swore at me and said "what have you become" or some shit
I turned up the volume on the Biggie Smalls track I was listening to but eventually had to pay attention to him to get him to fuck off
He said the same stupid shit about everyone having jobs and that supermarkets are always hiring and warehouses, the idiot doesn't even know how to apply to jobs
doesn't know there are no vacanies and that I have applied to a hundred warehouse jobs
Now I'm mad, upset and feeling powerless, now I'm going to cut and enjoy it
>>27293714
You are in for it rough when you realise most of the anime posters are normies from /int/
>mfw got horny again and sexted some random guy on whatsapp, then blocked him out of shame
>mfw hoping he doesn't try and contact me through other means
Fuck
>>27294095
Your mouth is a window to a world of pleasure.
Just been out lads. Back now. Last I left it the middle class kiddie with the chav cuck fetish was giving it large, how did that go?
I don't want to go to work tomorrow, lads.
>>27294448
why not try going to the local chav hangout and loudly proclaim your homosexuality
they'll be happy to assist you in your quest for an excuse
>>27294580
I don't get paid for sick days
Do the same thing every Sunday
>Wake up and play vidya
>contemplate the day ahead
>Unable to sleep
>the thought of going to sleep means the end of my freedom
I have autism, get 300 pounds from DLA and my mum wont throw me out but i have to finish this apprenticeship at least so i am not a total waste of space
>>27294677vote greens so you will get mandatory sick leave pay :^)
>everyone in britfeel will be asleep soon
>will be alone again
>>27294912
I'll still be here anon, still wagekeking away desu
>>27294912
Well see you tomorrow anon. Shekelberg awaits
Lads what the fuck is this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35843991
Why do they do this sort of stuff?
Muslims were even more vile in antiquity than they are now.
Think I might actually have borderline personality disorder kek
Think I am going to sleep. I don't even know why I stay up late. I never accomplish anything and it just makes me wake up later the next day, leading to even more wasted time~
>>27295552
I've been told that I have that too senpai~
>>27295639
>Think I am going to sleep.
So it begins.
I will remain.
>>27295830
I shall be with you
>>27293433
anyone still up?
just got through watching a 12 hour chinese cartoon marathon
>>27295908
What are you up to at 2am?
No work today?
>>27295962
Hope it wasn't the one in your pic.
>>27295977
was yuru yuri actually
don't see what the hype is about tbf
>>27295962
The bliss of sleep isn't worth the heartache of waking up.Maximum emo.
>>27295996
Not really much hype, it's just known as a really comfy show to just chill and watch with a cup of tea.
>>27295962
what chinese cartoons?
>>27296020
you drink tea while watching anime?
>>27295977
what's wrong with NHK?
>>27296066
>tfw drinking iced tea + whisky
>>27296066
If it's a comfy anime, then yeah, a cup of tea goes well with it.
>>27296094
Nothing, marathoning that show has the potential to make someone very depressed though.
>>27296121
then I really did marathon NHK and just lied so you wouldn't hate me
do you hate me?
>>27296148
No, it's a good show.
What're planning on watching next? Anything from this season you're enjoying?
>>27296183
this is the first I've watched in a while, I'll probably just let it burn a hole in me for a while and not watch anything else for a few months afterwards
anything good come out recently?
>>27296231
I've not been watching much to be honest. Recent seasons have felt a little lackluster, but that might be down to me just being in a bad mood and viewing everything as shit.
I did like boku dake ga inai machi from this season though. But then I'm a sucker for tragic time travel stories with suffering in them.
Also watching nijiro days as my comfy show. But then I'm also a sucker for shoujoshit. I enjoy watching romances develop.
>>27296539
you think satoru'll get airi?
his balls have been stepped on enough i reckon
goodnight everyone, big love from the Junster.
>>27296599
I think he's going full hero sacrifice and getting no one.
Preventing this place from falling into ruin while they slumber.
night lads, and good morning
I hate being ugly so much
I wish I was born attractive
>>27295977
i woke up at midnight
wont feel tired till about 11am
>>27297540
Roughly the same here.
I need to survive some of the day though, as I'm cursed by wagecuckery.
>>27297634
>>27297540
Giving comfy sleepy vibes to the late risers
Who /comfy/ here anyone
need a bf
accepting all late night applications
>>27297976
Alri
bloxcoxlox
>watching virtual driving lessons at 4am
Christ this looks impossible. How the fuck are you supposed to be doing all these things with your feet and hands and not get distracted and crash?
>>27298227
passed first time with no minors
just be confident, don't overthink it and you should be fine
>>27298605
Would you recommended just passing in an automatic?
>>27298738
no its satisfying when you finally get the manual driving down
i failed 3 times in 2012 and haven't driven since so I forgot basically everything
>>27298738
i feel like you have less control in an automatic and you'll become less alert too which can be dangerous
but i suppose if you literally cannot conquer manual then it's probably best to pass automatic just so you can get about
>>27298806
>>27298783
I'll try manual then.
Downloaded and played a bit of the klub today lads. It's some porn game. It's okay but modding it is a right pain and the community isn't very helpful or open to outsiders. Much easier to just have a wank.
Might have one now actually.
>>27299522
Great minds think alike.
What kind of porn you going for? Might take a trip to /d/ myself.
I've been sat for like, 4 hours trying to keep a boner but I can't.
I'm broken, lads.
>>27299648
lost that function too a couple of weeks ago, no porn has really aroused me for ages though
>>27299607
Dunno. Not really in the mood but nothing else to do.
Oh no you don't.
Awaken, my masters.
>>27300523
Call me daddy
blcoockjdaggkf
>>27300523
MORNING MATEY
ANY PLANS FOR THE DAY?
>>27300814
MAXIMUM WAGEKEKERY
EST. DEPARTURE TIME FOR BRUTAL MENTAL MONDAY TORTURE: 1 HOUR 20 MINUTES
YOU?
>>27300877
I'VE GOT FLU SO DOSSING AROUND AND WATCHING DAREDEVIL
Just getting ready for work.
Feels good being on salary and having underlings.
Reminder to kiss your bf goodbye before you leave for work, lads!
First day at work friends, feeling pretty shitty
Gonna get fired soon only have 2.6k saved up gonna b a fun neet run untill i get bored of it and apply for uni
>>27301290
Whatcha doing?
>>27301290
where you working at senpai
>working today
>woke up an hour 7 a half early
>feel well rested despite this
Sweet, get another 90 minutes of shitposting before I have to get a shower
Susanna > Holly
>>27301612
You have shitty taste in middle-aged tv women
>>27294912
In New Zealand one is almost always alone online, unless you want to talk to other New Zealanders...
>>27301668
I am sorry I offended you Paki.
>>27301612
she's alright but she's pretty average and looks quite old as well
>>27301772
That's ok coon.
Still no reason to come back to the UK, lads.
>>27301790
Looks better in motion desu.
>>27301811
Fine, stay in bongo bongo land. We don't want you here.
>>27301838
>bongo bongo land.
I think that's pretty harsh, he'll only be president for another couple of months.
>mock europe for their immigrant problem
>unironically have a black muslim as president
>national sport is watching tyrone and lashawn spit roast your wife
why do ameribibles do this?
>>27293389
>new OP image
Morning lads Who else /atworkwithhangover/ here?
>>27302173
Always. Beer and bourbon all day on Sunday.on my own ;_;
Can't be fucked to work today lads, just want to be comfy and sleep
>tfw drokovich is in shit for saying men bring in more crowds.
Hes right thiugh, women dont.
>>27302859
You've just had two days off, how much more rested can you get
>>27302909
If men & women are equal then let them compete against one another.
Problem solved.
>I will never get brutally bummed by Serena Williams
>>27302910
I was out with the lads from friday-sunday morning on a coke binge ya cheeky prick
A handful of valium and sleep is all I want
who /trb/ here
>>27302918
Exactly.
But we cant because men have the competitive advantage.
>>27303137
I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO DABBLE
>>27303137
>>27303186
>tfw not even a huge footie fan
>tfw spent more seasons managing Newcastle united than fergie did man u
Kill me.
>>27303223
YEAH I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL THAT MUCH EITHER
FM JUST DOES SOMETHING FOR ME
>>27303137
>tfw hardly watch football
>tfw 3,000 or so hours into an epic career starting with Northampton Town, going through Gillingham, Arsenal, England, Bayern Munich and now back to Northampton Town to finish my career with the only trophy to elude me, the Champions League
>tfw taken John-Joe O'Toole from a mediocre League Two player to my main stay Assistant Manager
>have to make phone call
>no answer so leave message
>time comes to give my number for a call back
>forget it fucking completely and have a minute of silence over the line while I desperately struggle to remember it
I fucking loathe phone calls.
Paki ET
https://youtu.be/Qm4p_NvUlCg
>>27293433
Been watching Game of Thrones all weekend from the beginning so everything is fresh in my memory for the new season.
Quite interesting to see their budget clearly increase with each season. King's Landing on season 1 laced any real detail, as if you were playing a computer game with the textures set to "medium"
In the later seasons they've added more details to things and clearly got a better CGI team
When the fuck is easter holidays. I thought I would get a nice quiet bus ride today, but no the kids were all there.
>apply for civil service job
>send me an email with about 10 forms to fill out
>half the files are corrupted, the rest are just formatted like absolute shit
>ask if they can send me paper copies
>"no"
fuck this.
Just got a job lads, finally. It's still just retail, but it's high end retail. Do you want an 80 quid scented candle? Of course you fucking do, get in here ya big lug.
Who sick of fucking polacks on the block??
>>27303794
Fucking hell, he talks so quickly. I can barely understand a word of that.
>>27303903
Paper pushers not sending you hard copies?
>>27303962
>tfw not have a polish prostitute to cook you tendies
>>27303944
>getting to look at rich people look down on you
just cut off an arm and go for big bennies
tfw have to do something stupid to pay the bills
Birthday roll: Last number determines what time i start drinking.
>>27294022
I'd rather fuck my fathers wife than my mother ginger nuts and I might one day.
>>27304040
Oh for fuck sake.
>>27303794
GOLD/10
>>27303991
Pretty much. I literally can't continue the application without them either. I'm just going to withdraw, fuck it. I'll never amount to anything anyway.
>>27304018
I've done this kind of job before, it's fine. Even if they do look down on me they never made it seem that way. I may be a wuss beta, but I look like a rough and tumble customer so only the women working there ever got nonsense.
Did a really nice thing for my friend at the weekend.
Spent time with my gf and it was perfect.
Got a good night's sleep with my pupper cuddled in next to me.
Woke up naturally and with the knowledge that my day is my own to spend as I please.
Sausage, bacon and egg sandwich with coffee blacker than Cameron's heart.
Considering signing up for a swing dancing course because it looks like fun.
Don't worry if you're sad today robots, I shall be cheerful for all of us.
>>27304119
Fuck off normie cunt.
O R I G I N A L
>>27304051
Get drinking laddo
>>27303903
for some reason this had me cracking up with laughter
>>27304133
The bad times will pass and everything is going to be ok.
I got shin splints the other day whilst running and my right one is still hurting. I don't want to miss another day as I missed yesterday.
Is it a good idea to run or should I let it heal more?
Maybe I'll just use the bike and lift some weights instead
>>27304183
you'll eventually get over it mate but yeah maybe hold off today
will have the house entirely to myself this coming weekend
gonna rewatch k-on from start to finish in a go, then possibly do it again if i have time
Sat at work and the longer I sit here the faster my post-weekend drugs high wears off. In the words of Fiddy I would like to 'get high all the time' and 'smoke the good shit'. I guess I just wish I was at home getting high playing football manager - the only career worth pursuing.
>>27304416
I'll smoke a bowl for you and all the other lads at the coal face working hard to keep me comfy
>>27304433
Safe brother
Went to the GP again because I've been feeling like shit again. Might have let it slip that I'm hung up about my height and then my GP proceeded to give me the most obvious look of disgust crossed with a smirk. I've never felt so embarassed in my life, want to die desu.
Oh my oh my look who came first.
>tfw havent been happy for weeks
>tfw everyone avoids me at work because im so misrible
>tfw i have to drink to stop suicidal thoughts
>tfw i realized ever girl thats ever talked to me played me like a chump
>tfw ive never had a gf
why live...im serious why live
>>27304796
http://yusaani.com/special/2016/03/19/286274/ I forgot the link aaaaaaahhhhh
where the fuck can i get the full collection of bubblegum crisis tokyo 2040 on blu ray?
>Had to phone internet provider to cancel a change of service
>be a girl but get so anxious my voice cracks and breaks and sound like a pre-pubescent boy
every fucking time, i loathe talking on the phone
Is jealousy possible without regret?
>tfw wife's boyfriend never leaves me any milk for my cereal and makes me eat it with water
SICK OF THIS
asda sausage rolls on a bread roll with a bit of mayo lads
>>27304684
Show him some manlet threads off 4chan.
>be me
>signed on for universal credit last week
>appointment was today had to get up early and pay for bus
>get to job entire don't have letter from uni saying I dropped out
>have to go home and literally sign on again and do the whole fucking new claim process again at job entire
Fuck.
>>27305108
Jobcentre
iPad fucked me
>>27305108
I'm confused, you've typed "job entire" twice. Is this some sort of meme or are you just that retarded?
anyone on xbox one wanna explore the dark zone together, ive got an hour before work
>>27305171
I'm on an iPad it is not mine I don't usually use mobile devices to type on. It changed the words.
>>27305192
i'll explore your dark zone ;)
Poleaboo is listening to some Notorious B.I.G.
Gangsta Rap is definitely his genre, he likes the storytelling
>>27305304
Poleaboo used to listen to Great Khali's wrestling intro music
>>27305011
get some long life milk for your room you pleb.
>tfw the exctasy comedown make you even more suicidal
Jesus christ lads, why do I do it to myself
News today
basically everythings fucked but no ones acknowledging anything.
its not the people that are at fault, its the governments fucked up spending that leaves us with a huge deficit and needing to make cuts in all the wrong places.
this just annoys the shit out of me.
>>27305493
Ian Duncan Smith has blown the fuck out of Cameron and Osborne. People are saying Osborne will be forced to step down since Cameron is apparently going mental with him.
I hate Osborne but I can't really see how this is his problem, nobody saw this coming.
>Tell my parents i do not want my birthday acknowledged
>Still buy shit and wish me happy birthday
>>27305518
IDS only stepped down because of that information that was released under the freedom of information act about how badly IDS's policies had gone.
basically he spent a lot of money, got no results and made a lot of people kill themselves.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/iain-duncan-smith-lost-court-battle-to-suppress-publication-of-potentially-embarrassing-dwp-memos-a6940881.html
http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/03/17/ids-loses-legal-challenge-to-keep-universal-credit-problems
the budget bullshit was just a disguise to make him look like the good guy.
>>27305599
And boris hung up his mayororal hat
>boris bores bonsai
alright lads, i've just realised i can now stream straight from my xbox one
could get a comfy stream going if anyone were interested
>>27305762
what game would you be playing
>>27304806
>>27304796
literally no other character of worth desu.
also afternoon everyone.
>>27305796
whatever you'd want to watch desu
i have quite a decent collection
i'll list my favourite
halo 1-4 (MCC collection)
halo 5
halo wars
FIFA 16
N+
trivial pursuit
FIFA 16
Cod BO3
SMITE
>>27305824
you sound like a nigger desu senpai
>>27305824
Casual trash. Disgusting.
>>27305824
trivial pursuit please famalam
>>27305594
Happened on my 30th
The last thing I wanted to do was celebrate it, or even acknowledge it in any way at all.
>>27305824
why the fuck on earth would I want to watch you playing a game?
>>27305827
>>27305835
it's console gaming
what the fuck do you expect
>>27305849
aight link for the stream in here
http://pastebin.com/xyj2Ydj3
>>27305864
millions of people watch others play games all day
it's the present year mate, how are you not aware of this
>>27305881
>millions of people watch others play games all day
seems a lot like watching other people fuck your wife desu.
>>27305881
>millions of people watch others play games all day
Millions of people enjoy One Direction and OK magazine, so that's not really a good argument.
That /britchildhood/ thread yesterday was the nicest I've seen in years.
Who /mandrama/ here? I have a free month of the network so I can cancel just after wrestlemania. Watching WM18 right now, AH LOVE IT MAGGLE
>rode 20 miles in an hour on bike at gym
>got a good sweat going
>called at supermarket on way home and got a steak
>gonna have a steak with some sweet potato chips for dinner
>play some Witcher 3 for rest of day
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>27306107
Full of normtards
You lads watching judge rinder on itv? guy literally just had photos of his piss jug exposed on tv
>>27306141
>full of decent people
And you wonder why no one likes you.
>>27306158
>normtards are decent people
wew lad. Get back to work.
>>27306148
Holy shit, just had to flick the PS4 off... I missed the photo though damn it.
is it worth pirating ccleaner pro?
>>27306207
Get it on +1 or itvplayer.
>tfw just bought an ellesse t-shirt
It remind me of when i was a youngster playing football in the park in medium priced sportswear.
Anyone else bought clothes for nostalgia reasons?
>>27306265
Bad choice lad. Ellesse is the latest meme-brand worn by sixth form normies.
>>27305824
whatever satan can boo you'd want to watch smiles ohh to watch the // // // \\ catch the ..... Lendairy
>>27306281
Probably explain why I saw it after years of it not being popular. I noticed several 90s brands lately. Is 90s revival happening?
>>27306265
ellesse is the latest meme brand my friend
get some slim adidas joggers too
>>27306325
Tracksuits, windbreakers, ellesse and such are back in. So yes.
>eye see j le dot put it down
>>27305824
>i have quite a decent collection
That is literally the most normie collection of games I've ever seen.
By any chance, are your friends called Smith, Smithy, Smithster and Smithmeister?
I hate you tbqh
>>27306368
>not being friends with Deano and Jonesy
NERDS!
Poleaboos bastard dad just had a go at him again
Wanted him to stop playing Hearthstone and report a car accident to his insurance
Poleaboo grew a spine and just constantly wound him up, even when he threatened to cut the internet, he told him to fuck off since he now pays the broadband bill
Eventually did do it for him, call lasted half an hour, played Hearthstone throughout the call
It pissed Poleaboo off how he kept asking him to repeat shit and prove he understood what his monkey father wanted him to say/do (as if he actually understood he filthy jungle language)
>>27306332
>tfw 28
Im too old to be on this meme train.
Least i never leave the house much so no one will see it.
>>27306347
So gstar and nike are goinf out? Thank fuck, 90s normies were best.
>>27306423
gstar was never cool mate
worn by the same plebs that dressed in cabrini jackets and JD sports bags
>>27306411
>report a car accident
Didn't know that you drove, Poleaboo.
just going to the dentist to get all my wisdom teeth out lads. This is the end.
Just lost my only friend.
We'd normally play some video games every other day, I would phone him and he'd come online. I casually asked him today why he never calls me to get me online, he then started saying about how its my job to contact him and he has plenty of other things he can do if I have a problem with that.
I didn't really say much then he said "Honestly I don't give a fuck if I talk to you or not". I just left the party. Not sure why I'm so upset however...
>>27306452
On behalf of his dad who can't speak proper English
>>27306453
Had one took out its no big deal
>>27306468
He sounds autistic.
>>27306468
What a horrible cunt to be honest, I hope you're gonna be okay.
>>27306472
If he can't speak English he shouldn't be in this country
>>27306472
Then he should fuck off to wherever he does speak the language. Living here for years and not speaking the language properly is pathetic and inexcusable.
>>27306443
>jd sports bag
Mate, it goes well with my mckenzie jacket and adidas trackies mate.
>>27306485
I always knew he had a huge ego, he'd normally say about how he finds it easy to understand people and that he can get anyone to like him. We've been friends for about 5 years now.
>>27306487
Thanks Anon. He was a long-term friend but I think a part of me saw this coming. His attitude towards me lately has been pretty poisonous.
>>27306474
Getting all six out kek they're growing into each other so they're gonna have to drill some of them in half to get the back ones out first.
>>27306519
That does sound nasty
good luck famalam
>>27306519
oof. Get some dentures lad.
>>27306499
>>27306489
Poleaboo agrees completely
He has often told his father to fuck off back to the jungle
>>27306516
He's a manipulative cunt. Don't be surprised if he comes to apologise to you soon. Don't fall for that shit, because it won't be sincere.
>>27306540
Sitting in the waiting area now, shitting myself.
>>27306550
kek no point the rest of my teeth are fine
10>REKT FUCK ME IN THE ARSE
>getting to every thing and doing only twice
Anyone else think of britfeel as their friends? Even poleaboo and tilde. Like my very own group of mates
Will I ever make itfriends?
>>27306742
this is what happens when you racemix, people
>>27294050
Wherr you f
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>>27306843
ls this you >>27306519?
>>27306148
He even knocked it all over the floor. What a fucking bell end.
>>27306932
nope
>>27306955
Normally I can't smell my piss bottles but when I knock them over they start to smell really gross :^(
Have to work at Asda to barely make rent.
Wish I was fucking dead.
Country is going to hell in a hand basket.
>>27307008
You can't often smell your own odours.
My Dad makes me look after the cat when he goes on holiday, so I usually go in his room and kick his piss bottles over and blame it on the cat.
Why? Because his entire house smells like those fucking piss bottles and the only time he smells it is when they fall over.
Lads how do I make real life friends?
I currently have none, not sure what to do. Don't really want to join a sports club or anything, is there any other way to make them?
I'm pretty social I just got sucked into MMOs and lost contact with the world
>>27307008
>he unironically pisses in bottles
Fuck off home to Africa you vile ape.
>tfw fafifng around with KLWP because I don't know what I'm doing
I just want a nice looking phone, lads.
>>27306742
Fulfill your destiny.
>>27307103
As someone who spend hours perfecting bullshit with UCCW I highly recommend you leave it alone before you sink hours into inconsequential shit.
>>27307061
Yeah my parents complain about the smell but they don't do anything except clean them because I'm a literal autist
I'll probably stop soon because I think they might be causing a stingy feeling in my eyes
>>27307099friendship and love onlyno bully
>>27307197
I don't leave my house and I live in noguns England so it would be 2hard4me
Hypothetically, just for fun etc.
If say Poleaboo committed a terrorist act, would it be better to claim he was a legitimate jihadist or give his real motivations?
Which would be more respectable?
>>27303794
this is a 'moderate' muslim
>>27307231
>I live in noguns England so it would be 2hard4me
>using my half-white privilege
Your half nigger, you must be able to find guns. U gotta braps out dem nawrmies blud
>>27307280
I hope pakipoo is wearing a suicide vest in this scenario
>>27306468
>my only friend
This suggests you're a bit of a weirdo. You probably got his nerves, or he found you embarrassing. Either way, he seems OK with "losing" you.
>>27307296
>Whys /britfeel/ so racist lately?
>you must be able to find guns
I D O N ' T L E A V E M Y H O U S E
>>27307452
you mean you don't leave your cage surely
>>27307231
Yeah, you should stop. That's the sort of shit that'll land you in a fucking nuthouse, as well as a life-time of complete alienation.
>Poleaboo applied to a job on on indeed (one of those where you just attack your CV), inbound call centre
>They call him back in under an hour
>Lie about having a car to travel
>They start quizzing him on his CV
>Anxious as fuck
>Get to the account assistant role
>Phone battery dies
Thank God
I don't have enough credit to call them back from that phone anyway
>>27307663
DATS RACISS
>>27307663
Anon I...
>>27307702
I suffer with social anxiety I can't (and I don't want to) leave my house.
>>27307740
Call centres always, always, always have jobs going, even the so called inbound ones. I think it's because most people can only hack it for a couple of weeks or something.
You can phone them back next month and they will still have it.
>>27307774
But it won't always be that way. Been there, done that.
>>27307870
Maybe but not whilst I'm doing nothing to stop feeling this way
>>27307799
>so called inbound ones
What exactly is this?
>>27307950
The comfy fred
