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Comfy Sunday night edition.
Last few hours of freedom before wagekekery
>>27293389
First for paki killing
Post you're waifus lads. Hopefully no time is discussed in this thread.
took a solid shit today for the first time in 6 week lads
march break is over. Can I just kill myself already? someone tell me how i can get through life without being a wagecuck.
>>27293381
>behind being a degenerate trap
Post butt
>>27293433
all comfy in bed, happy and planning to go out for breakfast and to the shops early. but safe in the knowledge that i will sleep until 1pm and do nothing.
>>27293433
pepe is my frogfu
>tfw you imagine all other anons as pepes and wojacks
>tfw pepe appears in your dream
>>27293433
Second for the most important part of the thread
![[SubDESU]_Sora_no_Otoshimono_Tokeijikake_no_Angeloid_[1920x1080_x264-FLAC][A207DC0B].mkv_snapshot_01.12.21_[2016.03.20_23.58.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lPHZd0n.jpg "[SubDESU] Sora no Otoshimono Tokeijikake no Angeloid [1920x1080 x264-FLAC][A207DC0B].mkv snapshot 01.12.21 [2016.03.20 23.58.15]")
>>27293433
Sleepy bedtime waifu post
>>27293433
mio akiyama
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27293433
>ywn be kept as a toy by xboxhueg orks to be used whenever they want as a punching bag or a cum dumpster
my whole life is nothing but cold bitter hatred
>>27293462
i am a terrible trap i haven't shaved my bum in like a month
also skin conditions lol :^)
got the division today, cant imagine it would be fun alone but its alright with a friend
Midnight desu
![HV_[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2015.05.31_12.27.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S5dDd0z.jpg "HV [philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv snapshot 11.27 [2015.05.31 12.27.04]")
>>27293433
Sleepy waifu, dreading tomorrow, jdimsa desu lads
lads is it midnight monday or midnight sunday
>>27293543
>one (1) yorkshire pud all on its lonesome in a blank void
I can't tell if this is heaven or hell for you loland types
>>27293433
Feeling sleepy lads, haven't even had a wank yet and I'm already worn out.
>>27293572
it's 0000 monday you cockgobbling sperg, use military time like a normal human bean
>>27293572
Clock said midnight monday
>>27293475
comfy pepe is my power animal
>stop coming to the threads for a few months
>come back to anime posting
Good job lads. We finally removed the neurotypicals!
hahahaha! banter! madman! unreal scum mentality!! ahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
>>27293433
Posting waifu~
My throat is killing me desu. It hurts to swallow~
>>27293769
i thought that cum was good for sore throats
is your dad slacking off or sommat?
>>27293794
How would you know something like that, anon?and my father is dead~
>>27293883
years of experience, fuckboywell jeeze, you don't even have any uncles that he whored you out to? Shit parent desu
>>27293714
actually it's worse than that, we have 50% based anime cuties and 50% normie shitposter "wifes son" scum
Another reason Poleaboo cuts
My dad just entered my room and asked if I had applied for jobs and angrily asked what I spend all day doing
Swore at me and said "what have you become" or some shit
I turned up the volume on the Biggie Smalls track I was listening to but eventually had to pay attention to him to get him to fuck off
He said the same stupid shit about everyone having jobs and that supermarkets are always hiring and warehouses, the idiot doesn't even know how to apply to jobs
doesn't know there are no vacanies and that I have applied to a hundred warehouse jobs
Now I'm mad, upset and feeling powerless, now I'm going to cut and enjoy it
>>27293714
You are in for it rough when you realise most of the anime posters are normies from /int/
>mfw got horny again and sexted some random guy on whatsapp, then blocked him out of shame
>mfw hoping he doesn't try and contact me through other means
Fuck
>>27294095
Your mouth is a window to a world of pleasure.
Just been out lads. Back now. Last I left it the middle class kiddie with the chav cuck fetish was giving it large, how did that go?
I don't want to go to work tomorrow, lads.
>>27294448
why not try going to the local chav hangout and loudly proclaim your homosexuality
they'll be happy to assist you in your quest for an excuse
>>27294580
I don't get paid for sick days
Do the same thing every Sunday
>Wake up and play vidya
>contemplate the day ahead
>Unable to sleep
>the thought of going to sleep means the end of my freedom
I have autism, get 300 pounds from DLA and my mum wont throw me out but i have to finish this apprenticeship at least so i am not a total waste of space
>>27294677vote greens so you will get mandatory sick leave pay :^)
>everyone in britfeel will be asleep soon
>will be alone again
>>27294912
I'll still be here anon, still wagekeking away desu
>>27294912
Well see you tomorrow anon. Shekelberg awaits
Lads what the fuck is this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35843991
Why do they do this sort of stuff?
Muslims were even more vile in antiquity than they are now.
Think I might actually have borderline personality disorder kek
Think I am going to sleep. I don't even know why I stay up late. I never accomplish anything and it just makes me wake up later the next day, leading to even more wasted time~
>>27295552
I've been told that I have that too senpai~
>>27295639
>Think I am going to sleep.
So it begins.
I will remain.
>>27295830
I shall be with you
>>27293433
anyone still up?
just got through watching a 12 hour chinese cartoon marathon
>>27295908
What are you up to at 2am?
No work today?
>>27295962
Hope it wasn't the one in your pic.
>>27295977
was yuru yuri actually
don't see what the hype is about tbf
>>27295962
The bliss of sleep isn't worth the heartache of waking up.Maximum emo.
>>27295996
Not really much hype, it's just known as a really comfy show to just chill and watch with a cup of tea.
>>27295962
what chinese cartoons?
>>27296020
you drink tea while watching anime?
>>27295977
what's wrong with NHK?
>>27296066
>tfw drinking iced tea + whisky
>>27296066
If it's a comfy anime, then yeah, a cup of tea goes well with it.
>>27296094
Nothing, marathoning that show has the potential to make someone very depressed though.
>>27296121
then I really did marathon NHK and just lied so you wouldn't hate me
do you hate me?
>>27296148
No, it's a good show.
What're planning on watching next? Anything from this season you're enjoying?
>>27296183
this is the first I've watched in a while, I'll probably just let it burn a hole in me for a while and not watch anything else for a few months afterwards
anything good come out recently?
>>27296231
I've not been watching much to be honest. Recent seasons have felt a little lackluster, but that might be down to me just being in a bad mood and viewing everything as shit.
I did like boku dake ga inai machi from this season though. But then I'm a sucker for tragic time travel stories with suffering in them.
Also watching nijiro days as my comfy show. But then I'm also a sucker for shoujoshit. I enjoy watching romances develop.
>>27296539
you think satoru'll get airi?
his balls have been stepped on enough i reckon
goodnight everyone, big love from the Junster.
>>27296599
I think he's going full hero sacrifice and getting no one.
Preventing this place from falling into ruin while they slumber.
night lads, and good morning
I hate being ugly so much
I wish I was born attractive
>>27295977
i woke up at midnight
wont feel tired till about 11am
>>27297540
Roughly the same here.
I need to survive some of the day though, as I'm cursed by wagecuckery.
>>27297634
>>27297540
Giving comfy sleepy vibes to the late risers
Who /comfy/ here anyone
need a bf
accepting all late night applications
>>27297976
Alri
bloxcoxlox
>watching virtual driving lessons at 4am
Christ this looks impossible. How the fuck are you supposed to be doing all these things with your feet and hands and not get distracted and crash?
>>27298227
passed first time with no minors
just be confident, don't overthink it and you should be fine
>>27298605
Would you recommended just passing in an automatic?
>>27298738
no its satisfying when you finally get the manual driving down
i failed 3 times in 2012 and haven't driven since so I forgot basically everything
>>27298738
i feel like you have less control in an automatic and you'll become less alert too which can be dangerous
but i suppose if you literally cannot conquer manual then it's probably best to pass automatic just so you can get about
>>27298806
>>27298783
I'll try manual then.
Downloaded and played a bit of the klub today lads. It's some porn game. It's okay but modding it is a right pain and the community isn't very helpful or open to outsiders. Much easier to just have a wank.
Might have one now actually.
>>27299522
Great minds think alike.
What kind of porn you going for? Might take a trip to /d/ myself.
I've been sat for like, 4 hours trying to keep a boner but I can't.
I'm broken, lads.
>>27299648
lost that function too a couple of weeks ago, no porn has really aroused me for ages though
>>27299607
Dunno. Not really in the mood but nothing else to do.
Oh no you don't.
Awaken, my masters.
>>27300523
Call me daddy
blcoockjdaggkf
>>27300523
MORNING MATEY
ANY PLANS FOR THE DAY?
>>27300814
MAXIMUM WAGEKEKERY
EST. DEPARTURE TIME FOR BRUTAL MENTAL MONDAY TORTURE: 1 HOUR 20 MINUTES
YOU?
>>27300877
I'VE GOT FLU SO DOSSING AROUND AND WATCHING DAREDEVIL
Just getting ready for work.
Feels good being on salary and having underlings.
Reminder to kiss your bf goodbye before you leave for work, lads!
First day at work friends, feeling pretty shitty
Gonna get fired soon only have 2.6k saved up gonna b a fun neet run untill i get bored of it and apply for uni
>>27301290
Whatcha doing?
>>27301290
where you working at senpai
>working today
>woke up an hour 7 a half early
>feel well rested despite this
Sweet, get another 90 minutes of shitposting before I have to get a shower
Susanna > Holly
>>27301612
You have shitty taste in middle-aged tv women
>>27294912
In New Zealand one is almost always alone online, unless you want to talk to other New Zealanders...
>>27301668
I am sorry I offended you Paki.
>>27301612
she's alright but she's pretty average and looks quite old as well
>>27301772
That's ok coon.
Still no reason to come back to the UK, lads.
>>27301790
Looks better in motion desu.
>>27301811
Fine, stay in bongo bongo land. We don't want you here.
>>27301838
>bongo bongo land.
I think that's pretty harsh, he'll only be president for another couple of months.
>mock europe for their immigrant problem
>unironically have a black muslim as president
>national sport is watching tyrone and lashawn spit roast your wife
why do ameribibles do this?
>>27293389
>new OP image
Morning lads Who else /atworkwithhangover/ here?
>>27302173
Always. Beer and bourbon all day on Sunday.on my own ;_;
Can't be fucked to work today lads, just want to be comfy and sleep
>tfw drokovich is in shit for saying men bring in more crowds.
Hes right thiugh, women dont.
>>27302859
You've just had two days off, how much more rested can you get
>>27302909
If men & women are equal then let them compete against one another.
Problem solved.
>I will never get brutally bummed by Serena Williams
>>27302910
I was out with the lads from friday-sunday morning on a coke binge ya cheeky prick
A handful of valium and sleep is all I want
who /trb/ here
>>27302918
Exactly.
But we cant because men have the competitive advantage.
>>27303137
I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO DABBLE
>>27303137
>>27303186
>tfw not even a huge footie fan
>tfw spent more seasons managing Newcastle united than fergie did man u
Kill me.
>>27303223
YEAH I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL THAT MUCH EITHER
FM JUST DOES SOMETHING FOR ME
>>27303137
>tfw hardly watch football
>tfw 3,000 or so hours into an epic career starting with Northampton Town, going through Gillingham, Arsenal, England, Bayern Munich and now back to Northampton Town to finish my career with the only trophy to elude me, the Champions League
>tfw taken John-Joe O'Toole from a mediocre League Two player to my main stay Assistant Manager
>have to make phone call
>no answer so leave message
>time comes to give my number for a call back
>forget it fucking completely and have a minute of silence over the line while I desperately struggle to remember it
I fucking loathe phone calls.
Paki ET
https://youtu.be/Qm4p_NvUlCg
>>27293433
Been watching Game of Thrones all weekend from the beginning so everything is fresh in my memory for the new season.
Quite interesting to see their budget clearly increase with each season. King's Landing on season 1 laced any real detail, as if you were playing a computer game with the textures set to "medium"
In the later seasons they've added more details to things and clearly got a better CGI team
When the fuck is easter holidays. I thought I would get a nice quiet bus ride today, but no the kids were all there.
>apply for civil service job
>send me an email with about 10 forms to fill out
>half the files are corrupted, the rest are just formatted like absolute shit
>ask if they can send me paper copies
>"no"
fuck this.
Just got a job lads, finally. It's still just retail, but it's high end retail. Do you want an 80 quid scented candle? Of course you fucking do, get in here ya big lug.
Who sick of fucking polacks on the block??
>>27303794
Fucking hell, he talks so quickly. I can barely understand a word of that.
>>27303903
Paper pushers not sending you hard copies?
>>27303962
>tfw not have a polish prostitute to cook you tendies
>>27303944
>getting to look at rich people look down on you
just cut off an arm and go for big bennies
tfw have to do something stupid to pay the bills
Birthday roll: Last number determines what time i start drinking.
>>27294022
I'd rather fuck my fathers wife than my mother ginger nuts and I might one day.
>>27304040
Oh for fuck sake.
>>27303794
GOLD/10
>>27303991
Pretty much. I literally can't continue the application without them either. I'm just going to withdraw, fuck it. I'll never amount to anything anyway.
>>27304018
I've done this kind of job before, it's fine. Even if they do look down on me they never made it seem that way. I may be a wuss beta, but I look like a rough and tumble customer so only the women working there ever got nonsense.
Did a really nice thing for my friend at the weekend.
Spent time with my gf and it was perfect.
Got a good night's sleep with my pupper cuddled in next to me.
Woke up naturally and with the knowledge that my day is my own to spend as I please.
Sausage, bacon and egg sandwich with coffee blacker than Cameron's heart.
Considering signing up for a swing dancing course because it looks like fun.
Don't worry if you're sad today robots, I shall be cheerful for all of us.
>>27304119
Fuck off normie cunt.
O R I G I N A L
>>27304051
Get drinking laddo
>>27303903
for some reason this had me cracking up with laughter
>>27304133
The bad times will pass and everything is going to be ok.
I got shin splints the other day whilst running and my right one is still hurting. I don't want to miss another day as I missed yesterday.
Is it a good idea to run or should I let it heal more?
Maybe I'll just use the bike and lift some weights instead
>>27304183
you'll eventually get over it mate but yeah maybe hold off today
will have the house entirely to myself this coming weekend
gonna rewatch k-on from start to finish in a go, then possibly do it again if i have time
Sat at work and the longer I sit here the faster my post-weekend drugs high wears off. In the words of Fiddy I would like to 'get high all the time' and 'smoke the good shit'. I guess I just wish I was at home getting high playing football manager - the only career worth pursuing.
>>27304416
I'll smoke a bowl for you and all the other lads at the coal face working hard to keep me comfy
>>27304433
Safe brother
Went to the GP again because I've been feeling like shit again. Might have let it slip that I'm hung up about my height and then my GP proceeded to give me the most obvious look of disgust crossed with a smirk. I've never felt so embarassed in my life, want to die desu.
Oh my oh my look who came first.
>tfw havent been happy for weeks
>tfw everyone avoids me at work because im so misrible
>tfw i have to drink to stop suicidal thoughts
>tfw i realized ever girl thats ever talked to me played me like a chump
>tfw ive never had a gf
why live...im serious why live
>>27304796
http://yusaani.com/special/2016/03/19/286274/ I forgot the link aaaaaaahhhhh
where the fuck can i get the full collection of bubblegum crisis tokyo 2040 on blu ray?
>Had to phone internet provider to cancel a change of service
>be a girl but get so anxious my voice cracks and breaks and sound like a pre-pubescent boy
every fucking time, i loathe talking on the phone
Is jealousy possible without regret?
>tfw wife's boyfriend never leaves me any milk for my cereal and makes me eat it with water
SICK OF THIS
asda sausage rolls on a bread roll with a bit of mayo lads
>>27304684
Show him some manlet threads off 4chan.
>be me
>signed on for universal credit last week
>appointment was today had to get up early and pay for bus
>get to job entire don't have letter from uni saying I dropped out
>have to go home and literally sign on again and do the whole fucking new claim process again at job entire
Fuck.
>>27305108
Jobcentre
iPad fucked me
>>27305108
I'm confused, you've typed "job entire" twice. Is this some sort of meme or are you just that retarded?
anyone on xbox one wanna explore the dark zone together, ive got an hour before work
>>27305171
I'm on an iPad it is not mine I don't usually use mobile devices to type on. It changed the words.
>>27305192
i'll explore your dark zone ;)
Poleaboo is listening to some Notorious B.I.G.
Gangsta Rap is definitely his genre, he likes the storytelling
>>27305304
Poleaboo used to listen to Great Khali's wrestling intro music
>>27305011
get some long life milk for your room you pleb.
>tfw the exctasy comedown make you even more suicidal
Jesus christ lads, why do I do it to myself
News today
basically everythings fucked but no ones acknowledging anything.
its not the people that are at fault, its the governments fucked up spending that leaves us with a huge deficit and needing to make cuts in all the wrong places.
this just annoys the shit out of me.
>>27305493
Ian Duncan Smith has blown the fuck out of Cameron and Osborne. People are saying Osborne will be forced to step down since Cameron is apparently going mental with him.
I hate Osborne but I can't really see how this is his problem, nobody saw this coming.
>Tell my parents i do not want my birthday acknowledged
>Still buy shit and wish me happy birthday
>>27305518
IDS only stepped down because of that information that was released under the freedom of information act about how badly IDS's policies had gone.
basically he spent a lot of money, got no results and made a lot of people kill themselves.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/iain-duncan-smith-lost-court-battle-to-suppress-publication-of-potentially-embarrassing-dwp-memos-a6940881.html
http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/03/17/ids-loses-legal-challenge-to-keep-universal-credit-problems
the budget bullshit was just a disguise to make him look like the good guy.
>>27305599
And boris hung up his mayororal hat
>boris bores bonsai
alright lads, i've just realised i can now stream straight from my xbox one
could get a comfy stream going if anyone were interested
>>27305762
what game would you be playing
>>27304806
>>27304796
literally no other character of worth desu.
also afternoon everyone.
>>27305796
whatever you'd want to watch desu
i have quite a decent collection
i'll list my favourite
halo 1-4 (MCC collection)
halo 5
halo wars
FIFA 16
N+
trivial pursuit
FIFA 16
Cod BO3
SMITE
>>27305824
you sound like a nigger desu senpai
>>27305824
Casual trash. Disgusting.
>>27305824
trivial pursuit please famalam
>>27305594
Happened on my 30th
The last thing I wanted to do was celebrate it, or even acknowledge it in any way at all.
>>27305824
why the fuck on earth would I want to watch you playing a game?
>>27305827
>>27305835
it's console gaming
what the fuck do you expect
>>27305849
aight link for the stream in here
http://pastebin.com/xyj2Ydj3
>>27305864
millions of people watch others play games all day
it's the present year mate, how are you not aware of this
>>27305881
>millions of people watch others play games all day
seems a lot like watching other people fuck your wife desu.
>>27305881
>millions of people watch others play games all day
Millions of people enjoy One Direction and OK magazine, so that's not really a good argument.
That /britchildhood/ thread yesterday was the nicest I've seen in years.
Who /mandrama/ here? I have a free month of the network so I can cancel just after wrestlemania. Watching WM18 right now, AH LOVE IT MAGGLE
>rode 20 miles in an hour on bike at gym
>got a good sweat going
>called at supermarket on way home and got a steak
>gonna have a steak with some sweet potato chips for dinner
>play some Witcher 3 for rest of day
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>27306107
Full of normtards
You lads watching judge rinder on itv? guy literally just had photos of his piss jug exposed on tv
>>27306141
>full of decent people
And you wonder why no one likes you.
>>27306158
>normtards are decent people
wew lad. Get back to work.
>>27306148
Holy shit, just had to flick the PS4 off... I missed the photo though damn it.
is it worth pirating ccleaner pro?
>>27306207
Get it on +1 or itvplayer.
>tfw just bought an ellesse t-shirt
It remind me of when i was a youngster playing football in the park in medium priced sportswear.
Anyone else bought clothes for nostalgia reasons?
>>27306265
Bad choice lad. Ellesse is the latest meme-brand worn by sixth form normies.
>>27305824
whatever satan can boo you'd want to watch smiles ohh to watch the // // // \\ catch the ..... Lendairy
>>27306281
Probably explain why I saw it after years of it not being popular. I noticed several 90s brands lately. Is 90s revival happening?
>>27306265
ellesse is the latest meme brand my friend
get some slim adidas joggers too
>>27306325
Tracksuits, windbreakers, ellesse and such are back in. So yes.
>eye see j le dot put it down
>>27305824
>i have quite a decent collection
That is literally the most normie collection of games I've ever seen.
By any chance, are your friends called Smith, Smithy, Smithster and Smithmeister?
I hate you tbqh
>>27306368
>not being friends with Deano and Jonesy
NERDS!
Poleaboos bastard dad just had a go at him again
Wanted him to stop playing Hearthstone and report a car accident to his insurance
Poleaboo grew a spine and just constantly wound him up, even when he threatened to cut the internet, he told him to fuck off since he now pays the broadband bill
Eventually did do it for him, call lasted half an hour, played Hearthstone throughout the call
It pissed Poleaboo off how he kept asking him to repeat shit and prove he understood what his monkey father wanted him to say/do (as if he actually understood he filthy jungle language)
>>27306332
>tfw 28
Im too old to be on this meme train.
Least i never leave the house much so no one will see it.
>>27306347
So gstar and nike are goinf out? Thank fuck, 90s normies were best.
>>27306423
gstar was never cool mate
worn by the same plebs that dressed in cabrini jackets and JD sports bags
>>27306411
>report a car accident
Didn't know that you drove, Poleaboo.
just going to the dentist to get all my wisdom teeth out lads. This is the end.
Just lost my only friend.
We'd normally play some video games every other day, I would phone him and he'd come online. I casually asked him today why he never calls me to get me online, he then started saying about how its my job to contact him and he has plenty of other things he can do if I have a problem with that.
I didn't really say much then he said "Honestly I don't give a fuck if I talk to you or not". I just left the party. Not sure why I'm so upset however...
>>27306452
On behalf of his dad who can't speak proper English
>>27306453
Had one took out its no big deal
>>27306468
He sounds autistic.
>>27306468
What a horrible cunt to be honest, I hope you're gonna be okay.
>>27306472
If he can't speak English he shouldn't be in this country
>>27306472
Then he should fuck off to wherever he does speak the language. Living here for years and not speaking the language properly is pathetic and inexcusable.
>>27306443
>jd sports bag
Mate, it goes well with my mckenzie jacket and adidas trackies mate.
>>27306485
I always knew he had a huge ego, he'd normally say about how he finds it easy to understand people and that he can get anyone to like him. We've been friends for about 5 years now.
>>27306487
Thanks Anon. He was a long-term friend but I think a part of me saw this coming. His attitude towards me lately has been pretty poisonous.
>>27306474
Getting all six out kek they're growing into each other so they're gonna have to drill some of them in half to get the back ones out first.
>>27306519
That does sound nasty
good luck famalam
>>27306519
oof. Get some dentures lad.
>>27306499
>>27306489
Poleaboo agrees completely
He has often told his father to fuck off back to the jungle
>>27306516
He's a manipulative cunt. Don't be surprised if he comes to apologise to you soon. Don't fall for that shit, because it won't be sincere.
>>27306540
Sitting in the waiting area now, shitting myself.
>>27306550
kek no point the rest of my teeth are fine
10>REKT FUCK ME IN THE ARSE
>getting to every thing and doing only twice
Anyone else think of britfeel as their friends? Even poleaboo and tilde. Like my very own group of mates
Will I ever make itfriends?
>>27306742
this is what happens when you racemix, people
>>27294050
Wherr you f
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>>27306843
ls this you >>27306519?
>>27306148
He even knocked it all over the floor. What a fucking bell end.
>>27306932
nope
>>27306955
Normally I can't smell my piss bottles but when I knock them over they start to smell really gross :^(
Have to work at Asda to barely make rent.
Wish I was fucking dead.
Country is going to hell in a hand basket.
>>27307008
You can't often smell your own odours.
My Dad makes me look after the cat when he goes on holiday, so I usually go in his room and kick his piss bottles over and blame it on the cat.
Why? Because his entire house smells like those fucking piss bottles and the only time he smells it is when they fall over.
Lads how do I make real life friends?
I currently have none, not sure what to do. Don't really want to join a sports club or anything, is there any other way to make them?
I'm pretty social I just got sucked into MMOs and lost contact with the world
>>27307008
>he unironically pisses in bottles
Fuck off home to Africa you vile ape.
>tfw fafifng around with KLWP because I don't know what I'm doing
I just want a nice looking phone, lads.
>>27306742
Fulfill your destiny.
>>27307103
As someone who spend hours perfecting bullshit with UCCW I highly recommend you leave it alone before you sink hours into inconsequential shit.
>>27307061
Yeah my parents complain about the smell but they don't do anything except clean them because I'm a literal autist
I'll probably stop soon because I think they might be causing a stingy feeling in my eyes
>>27307099friendship and love onlyno bully
>>27307197
I don't leave my house and I live in noguns England so it would be 2hard4me
Hypothetically, just for fun etc.
If say Poleaboo committed a terrorist act, would it be better to claim he was a legitimate jihadist or give his real motivations?
Which would be more respectable?
>>27303794
this is a 'moderate' muslim
>>27307231
>I live in noguns England so it would be 2hard4me
>using my half-white privilege
Your half nigger, you must be able to find guns. U gotta braps out dem nawrmies blud
>>27307280
I hope pakipoo is wearing a suicide vest in this scenario
>>27306468
>my only friend
This suggests you're a bit of a weirdo. You probably got his nerves, or he found you embarrassing. Either way, he seems OK with "losing" you.
>>27307296
>Whys /britfeel/ so racist lately?
>you must be able to find guns
I D O N ' T L E A V E M Y H O U S E
>>27307452
you mean you don't leave your cage surely
>>27307231
Yeah, you should stop. That's the sort of shit that'll land you in a fucking nuthouse, as well as a life-time of complete alienation.
>Poleaboo applied to a job on on indeed (one of those where you just attack your CV), inbound call centre
>They call him back in under an hour
>Lie about having a car to travel
>They start quizzing him on his CV
>Anxious as fuck
>Get to the account assistant role
>Phone battery dies
Thank God
I don't have enough credit to call them back from that phone anyway
>>27307663
DATS RACISS
>>27307663
Anon I...
>>27307702
I suffer with social anxiety I can't (and I don't want to) leave my house.
>>27307740
Call centres always, always, always have jobs going, even the so called inbound ones. I think it's because most people can only hack it for a couple of weeks or something.
You can phone them back next month and they will still have it.
>>27307774
But it won't always be that way. Been there, done that.
>>27307870
Maybe but not whilst I'm doing nothing to stop feeling this way
>>27307799
>so called inbound ones
What exactly is this?
>>27307950
The comfy fred
>>27307950
Inbound is where you have people phoning you up for whatever, but you'll either be doing tech help or selling shit to people who have called back.
>>27308023
>or selling shit to people who have called back.
Yeah, that's what the woman on the phone said
Is it some commission based scam?
>wake up
>3 voicemail messages from my slavers at Tesco asking me come in today (it is my day off)
>don't even respond
>text from the manager at my old job
>told me he spoke to his area manager about taking me back and was told he'll 'see what he can do'
If I'm going to wageslave I'm at least going to do it in a somewhat dignified fashion. Fuck this silly Tesco nonsense. I've been there just over a week and literally every day off they bombard me with voicemails to come in and on days when I don't start til 5pm they ring me up at 10 in the morning asking if I can come in 6 hours early for my shift. What kind of cucks actually put up with that?
>>27308091
Not really, you just get base pay then targets which you get yelled at about and bitched at for if you don't meet
>why didn't you sell that woman who told you to fuck off something
>>27308169
>not just telling HR at Tesco that you're happy to work your contracted hours, but you'd like to use the time in-between for your personal life.
>>27308234
Sure, but if I were getting that many calls I'd be highly suspicious about Tesco's hiring and scheduling policies.
>go to Amsterdam randomly a few months back
>grab coach on my own because didn't get plane tickets on time
>random grills talking about bois behind you
>start overhearing their convo
>".....anon's university..."
>"do you grills go to my university?"
>they do
>tfw end up hanging out with them the whole journey there
>tfw keep making oddly intense eye contact with one of them and even though she's really nice and v pretty you're not into her but for some reason you keep making intense eye contact with each other so much that the other one notices it and comments on it and you all are loling about it and have no idea why it keeps happening but it keeps happening
>plan to meet up with them in Amsterdam and it only happens once briefly
>6 months later
>in queue for coffee
>haven't seen any of them anywhere (tried to met up with Miss Intense Eyes once or twice but that's it)
>"...anon!"
>turn out
>Miss Intense Eyes
>catch up
>mention going clubbing tonight
>"oh that sounds fun I'll come!"
idk is she into me guys I feel like I should force myself to go for her since she's v cute and single and we get along very well but idk I'm not really into her but idk I'm sick of being single and alone and never getting laid because of having ridiculously high standards whilst dressing well but being a solid tall skinny 5/10 so idk
>>27308273
Just stick it up her lad
>checking the salty milk
I want to kill MySQL what does it meme VHS
>>27308273
fucking do it you faggot
such opportunities do not come along every day
just applied for a grad job lads
22k a year starting, then it goes up to 25k with free BUPA healthcare, free travel (to London), a gym subsidy and some other shit like a laptop I think. They also pay you to take some finance exams which can't do much harm.
22k a year is a bit shit but I suppose it's only for 1 year if I do get it. I used this template for my CV so if the lad who first posted it is out there I'd just like to say thank you so much for your help
>>27308234
I much prefer my old job though so I'm happy just them to just agree to my return and forget any of these shenanigans ever took place.
>>27308273
fucking do it lad
think of how rare this situation is, you'll kick yourself if you don't take it
even if you fuck it up, at least that way you won't always be wondering "ah I wonder what would happen if i'd taken her up on it"
>>27308330
Where was it, and why did you leave to go to Tesco?
>>27308318
Looks boring as fuck mate I wouldn't read all that.
>>27308373
just a template innit
>>27308273
>clubbing
>"oh that sounds fun"
Jesus, the lies we tell to fuck roasties.
Go for it though.
>>27308370
It was in a bank and I left because I moved country. I came back and applied for a bunch of jobs and got hired at Tesco then my old manager told me he wants me back and it turns out working at Tesco is shit (I thought it would be chilled, no responsibility type of deal, but everyone is proper arsey with it).
>>27308419
I have a friend who has made a career in Tesco, and he works so damn much. They take it so fucking seriously there, it's bizarre.
>>27308273
>randomly butting in to someone's conversation because you recognise a place
What the fuck is wrong with you? Let me guess, you're an uneducated freak from up north?
>>27308273
>>27308294
>>27308313
>>27308318
>>27308348
>>27308414
fuck off normie swines
>>27308318
>22k grad scheme
not even worth getting out of bed
>>27308534
shit money innit, but I'm just using it as an excuse to get experience and that, hopefully to move into the private sector
I didn't do an internship at uni so I need the experience
>>27308563
the money is ok for a first job but for a grad scheme there's something wrong there
>22k is shit for a first job
I refuse to believe that everyone on the loser section of an anime board went right into a 35k job after school/uni.
>>27308591
well it's a grad training scheme, like I said it goes up to 25k after a year + bennies
>>27308641
It's good as long as you're not in London.
>>27308641
I did a maths PHD and was earning 100k (before bonus) at age 25
>>27308656
Fell for the any degree meme?
Think a 20k plus job will instantly be given to you?
Bless
>>27308488
if it's the same institution you spend a majority of your everyday life for in for a period of 3 years whilst you "study" and the people whose conversation you're butting into go to the same place it's ok lad, that means you likely share a lot in common, are you that socially stinted and scared of grills you can't do that?
I also helped them find their hotel and the way into the main city from the bus station and they were like "thanks anon we would have been so lost without you" that was a nice masculine ego boost desu it's fun to seem capable and like you have your shit together
>>27308294
>>27308313
>>27308348
>>27308414
you're all so fucking right I'll try my best if I get any more signs that she's into me guys
>>27308705
what?
20k is nothing mate, you could get that on a women's studies degree
Watching The Chase and drinking crabbies ginger beer lads.
>>27308752
Truth, I'm on 21k and I have a 2:2 in English Lit from a former poly.
The Life styLe keep you alive to paint to calm a mind that's stuck between ball and swear to be on the next ideawrite a bible
>a book
>>best book?
>>27308699
Then why are you wasting your time here? You should be snorting coke off of the leather boot of a dominatrix.
>>27308727
>le normie face
>>27308831
yellow pages when
>>27308798
what's your plans mate? you just entered it, trying get promoted or something soon?
Unifags / normies, your containment board is /brit/
having a great time playing WoW lads, but trying not to eat and calorie cuck is really difficult today, really bringing down the good mood.
>>27308831
>>27308859
being socially confident is meaningless tho I still haven't gotten laid in more than a year and constantly get friendzoned or go for 8/10+ chicks who are not interested in me since they know they can find much hotter guys than me much easily and because I give off a very 'nice guy' vibe and can't flirt for shit with women it's usually a surprise when I try the 'be friends first then show your feels' bs
I'm gonna work on that tonight hopefully tho
and you guys should work on social confidence it's very helpful being able to approach anyone and you'd be surprised how people often pop up in the most unlikely of places or offer to help in the most unlikely of ways people are cool just force yourself to talk to random people and you gradually get better at it
that's what I did in first year and I've had a bit of a shit time in second year and third year because of depression and suicidal thoughts passing by with a 'eh I wouldn't mind' shrug and feeling like I'm a failure of a man for never being able to get a woman but at least I can approach anyone very easily now
>>27308937
Fuck off you weird little child molestor
>>27308924
I'm just trying to stay in a job for more than 6 months, my CV is patchier than a 14 year old's beard.
I get to travel around a bit in this job so I'm in no rush. I'd rather have an enjoyable job than one I hate for a few grand more.
>>27309050
FUCK OFF NORMIE
why the fuck do you cunts even come here?
>>27309077
Eat shit, I've been here longer than you. Just having a job doesn't make me a normie, cunt.
>>27309103
>Just having a job doesn't make me a normie
yes it does, now fuck off back to facebook
>>27309103
Hahahaha I doubt that you fat cunt I've been here since the only board was /a/ you fucking noob
>>27309116
yeah
27309116
>>27309022
see
>>27309077
and then fuck off
>Wait for her and one of her roommates to leave the house
>knock on the door posing as the gas man
>ask her to direct me to her meter
>while her back is turned, stab her in the neck and kill her
>hide her body
>steal her phone and keys
>come back at midnight to kill the other two in their sleep
Is this plan flawless?
Didn't go for the phishing site, I think maybe she doesn't use facebook frequently anymore
>>27309295
Stop this meme.
It's too much now.
need a bf to kiss and cuddle
>>27309423
iktf lad.
>>27309295
Trying way too hard/10
Come up with a new gimmick
Just watching take me out contemplating whether to kill myself or not (I probably won't)
What you lads up to?
>>27309843
How come not kill yourself?
>>27309003
Don't give yourself a complex lad, it's okay to have a cheeky nibble if you want :^)
>Cornwall, with the lads sum thread up lads Anon's bestfriend found the capilists best friend just in time to think for a lifetime.
Autism idk
>>27309908
Because people care about me, i'm not that selfish
Would have done it years ago otherwise
>>27309939
That sucks. You could always kill all the people who care about you first then do it?
So I'm hearing that the new DWP guy is stopping welfare cuts. Does that mean my NEETbux is safe?
Poleaboo is looking forward to movie night with /brit/
Should note that he (and most other brothers and sisters he would assume) enjoys the Jihadi banter unironically
>>27310108
What's the brent at is it around about Ebola
>>27310108
PIP is safe not sure about ESA being cut still
>>27310110
>Poleaboo is looking forward to movie night with /brit/
They changed it this Friday by the way, it starts at midnight
>>27309295
Took it one step too far
Tilde is the only believable gimmick left, and I'm not certain he's legit desu
>>27310245
is it really that unbelievable that someone is FANTASISING about that?
>>27309116
>>27309077
Mate even in the OP it talks about wagecuckery, just fuck off
Where's the avert
>Blur - Parklife - Live at The Chris Evans Breakfast Show (2015) - is it in dead thread
>>27308705
>Fell
Not him but I had the best 3 years that I'll ever have of my life falling for the degree meme
Literally 3 years of free living
I'm fairly sure one of my two new flatmates for September is a robot
what do
>>27310108
He thinks you can pray away the gay.
You lot are fucked when he gets settled
>>27309295
Pretty sure thats a threat you smelly bastard. Screenshot for the fuzz
So how has everyones Monday been so far?
>>27310502
fucking awful, work is like torture I think I have aged a year since this morning
>>27309295
Hello Mr GASMAN! GASMAN!
>>27310502
Had a suicidal Sunday followed by a might just end it all Monday
Things are going well so far
>>27308641
I make 26.5K bong / year at age 27. No degree. When I first left school I was on 16.5K bong.
>>27310502
Absolutely shit due to pic related.
>>27310763
what do you do?
I'm 23 and on 22k if I don't get to 30k by the time I'm 25 or at least close I'm dropping out
>>27310787
I work for an insurance company. See the pic.
I'll make 30K by the time I'm 30 and I've just put down a deposit on my own place so I'm happy with that.
>>27310502
Came in my mothers knickers because I want a little sister, now washing them because it was a dumb idea
>>27303794
>I know what happened, I got jumped, I got set up, I'm so glad my 5th wife wasn't there or she'd have ended up with getting her hair exposed, she's got a big mouth. I live for this shit, I love it - jihad's a bitch Mother fuc-
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED.
Moved to Glasgow last week.
Fuck me, Glasgow is pretty great, isn't it?
I've only been here a few days and already got a black eye at a punk rock show, got chased down an empty street by a man who then gave me a high five and turned around and walked off, and bought video games ahead of street date in a shop that does not give a fuck.
It's amazing.
>>27310670
Kek.
Me and my brother can recite entire episodes of Bottom from when we were younger and had the episodes recorded off telly on a video. Classic
>>27310766
what is that sddsfsdf
>>27310840
>she thought black guys were just all muh dik
>didnt realise they care about money even more
what a retard
>>27310840
who screencaps their own posts? you stupid faggot that wasn't even worth reading
I want a yorkshire gf, lads.
I just don't know how to make this happen.
>>27311087What about a yorkshire bf?
>>27311087
I went on a date with a qt from Yorkshire back in January. We agreed to meet up again but then out of nowhere she deleted her okcupid and I never heard from her again
>>27311114
Not that desperate, yet.
>>27311186
Life sends us these moments to test us. Stay strong, matey.
>>27311236
>Not that desperate, yet.
bit harsh lad
Just want some heroin tbqh
>>27311296
Hey, I said "yet". Loneliness does weird things to people, let's see what the next few yorkshireless years bring.being a femme blonde qt certainly wouldn't hurt
>Universities want my A level certifications
>Have them all
>They want my GCSE's too
>Literally remember throwing them in the bin because I got D's and was ashamed of myself as a 16 year old
>Have to shell out time and money ordering new ones now
Why was I such a bastard
>>27311337
Blonde hair, blue eyes and 5'6. I 'm not exactly femme though senpai.
>>27311405
>homo manlet
kill yourself
>>27311392
They want the actual certificates? wat
>>27311585
Well, they will accept a statement of results. All I have is a copy from my school which lists the exams I took and the grade/unit score that I was awarded, unfortunately that isn't enough.
>>27311512
Its probably better than being a straight manlet
>>27311585
Must be going to a top uni or studying law/medicine, only wayto break the tie between applicants is to go back to gcses
Lads, I've been trying nonstop, but KLWP refuses to align things.
I will have a nice looking phone even if it kills me.
>>27311585
Also they don't need the actual original documents, photocopies are enough.
>>27311608
this
5'10" homo and unironically wish i was shorter for qt points
>>27311619
>live wallpaper
Honestly not worth it mate
Rate my homescreen btw
need a manlet bf to be my little spoon :3
>>27311678
Way too much going on there, lad.
also,
>>27311703
Function > Form, my man
Movie night poll closes in six hours. You have until then to vote.
http://strawpoll.me/7123454
Currently leading: Four Lions
I will repeat, poll closes Tuesday midnight.
>>27311678
There's something off about this picture.
I can't put my finger on it
>>27311686
>tfw manlet with a tall bottom bf
feels good
where can i find a britfeel bf?
oc?
>>27311668
It hasn't helped me though, being taller would be good for all the none sex things it brings.>tfw 23 year old virgin homo
>I'm a "compassionate" conservative"
>>27311744
>Being a gay
>Being a virgin
A good looking homo will put it in your bum hole just for the sake of it. We all know you gays will put it fucking anywhere, even in a fat chick
>>27311715
haha, no
Poll is open for about another 28 hours, as we're using the definition of midnight used by all non-autists.
Nice effort, though.
>>27311739
Step two is measured and well mannered gayposting.
>>27311727
Let me know when you think of it
>>27311678
>threes
do you suck dicks as well?
>>27311770
00:00 on Tuesday is Tuesday midnight. Get it through your fucking head you avatar using cunt, hope you get banned.
>>27311686
YORKSHIRE
>>27311769
I'm too much of spaz to flirt or whatever you are meant to do. A lot of gays have very high standards too and think they should have a perfect qt/chad even when they are now middle aged creeps
>>27311804
>yorkshire
would you consider relocating?
>>27311793
There is no better minute long game
>>27311819
I don't know senpai, it would be scary and it might depend how far it is
>>27311804
>Download grindr
>Present arse
>????
>AIDs Diagnosis
>>27311041
I'm just that cool. Don't worry mate, you'll get there too.
>>27311822
diggy dig :^)
>>27311863
fair enuff
do you have skype?
>>27311822
Check out Stacks, you'll like it if you liked those 'tower stack' flash games from a couple of years ago.
27 year old benzo-addicted KV NEET reporting for duty
>tfw no Nonna gf
Usually I'm scared by Russians and tall people, what's going on lads? Have I finally lost it?
>>27311804
I went to a gay bar once (not gay) and got hit on by a couple of blokes despite being distinctly average.
>>27311804
>>27311819
https://youtu.be/QJ79TpJaHIA
>>27311867
Why don't you lonely straightbots just download tinder and get yourselves a nice gf? oh wait its not that easy
>>27311888yes, post yours and I'll add you.
Holy fucking shit lads
Is it bipolar to be really fucking depressed one minute and then just mildly depressed the next?
Right now I just wanna bite a chunk from my wrist and bleed out
>>27311936
>yes, post yours and I'll add you.
sorry, too paranoid to do that
was hoping you'd post yours
>>27311936
>Why don't you lonely straightbots just download tinder and get yourselves a nice gf? oh wait its not that easy
Because roasties are horrible creatures that think they're better than their male equivalents. They all think they're chad worthy so mainly use tinder to boost their confidence by seeing how many lads they can match with
Its just a numbers game to them
think i'm gonna end it tomorrow lads. its time
>>27311902
23 year old non KV semi employed reporting in
I'm still depressed mate, don't even know what would make me happy
>>27311990
Do you think the average shirt lifter is not like that too.
Why are there so many gays on /fit/ and /fa/? Gays have mad high standards not just for looks but for fitting in and being fun/cool.
>>27311973
No mate, that is not what bi polar is.
You can literally Google it to find out this information.
>>27312002
That sounds sensible. Which method are you going to go for?
>>27311977Ok then, but I hope I don't regret it implyingijustmadethis
>>27312038
Well what the fuck am I then?
Just a miserable cunt with various intensities?
>>27312053
suspension hanging. planned it out and should be relatively painless
>>27312035
Gays are much more likely to fuck your bumhole for fun though.
I'm not saying its easier to get a qt bf than a qt gf becuase its not, we could all go for the 4"2' fat blobs that hang around on dating sites if we wanted to but thats not we want.
Getting a qt partner is hard, doesn't matter if you're normal or gay
Its easier to get a qt boy to plow you than it is to plow a qt girl
>this smug cunt
>>27312116
>Its easier to get a qt boy to plow you than it is to plow a qt girl
have you actually done it or are just making it up? Because I dare say you probably know nothing about gays
>>27312116
It's easier to get a boyfriend than it is a girlfriend, for a guy.
This is just simple fact.
>>27312153
I watched my gay friend brows grindr on a night out and he very quickly arranged 3am bumming with a guy he said was attractive
>>27312203
Sounds revolting
>>27312203
>3am bumming
i wish i was gay, that sounds fun as fuck
>>27312178
How is it easier when such a small proportion of people are homos?
Maybe if you are full normie with a big social group you might know 1 or 2 but I have no way of knowing if people are gay or not in the street.
>>27312203
You friend may well be a fucking good looking normie like you. And the guy could have been anyone
lots of nice gay lads in the steam group to find a robot bf from.
>>27312203
>he said was attractive
>who I found attractive
ftfy
>>27310840
lol did you really screencap your own post you fucking faggot
>>27312243
>good looking normie like you
I'm not good looking nor am I a normie.
I used to go out with friends before they all moved out of this shit hole of a town and left me here on my own.
>>27312277
He looked ok. I wouldn't know, i don't find lads attractive
>>27312253
very gay right now
>>27312082
>Just a miserable cunt with various intensities?
I'd say that's more accurate. Or just depression. Bi polar needs manic episodes as well as depressive ones.
>>27305193
this attention to detail is clearly unrelated to how unemployable you apparently are
>>27312098
Good luck mate, it is always best to plan it out before hand.
>tfw he didn't add me
>>27312351
I'm already i have you added desu
>>27311902
28 year old KV NEET hikki who does not play VG, own a PC and has never watched anime.
I am the snowflake.
what's the steam group lads
>>27312518
The name of the thread you spoon
>>27312152
>You will never enjoy the NEETlife while hiding from the media inside Number 11 Downing Street
>>27312518
Make sure you keep your back against the wall while you are there.
Thanks for reminding me Dr Seuss you cunt.
i am black desu lads sorry to say
>>27312763
if you're sorry then why did you say
>sat here
>hungry
>want pasta bake
>realise its gonna take at least 45 minutes to make
>too long, hungry now
>order Indian from down street that is usually really quick
>they call me after I order
>say its gonna be at least an hour as they are super busy
>mfw
>>27312901
>hungry
>want pizza
>place I normally order from is 3.5 miles away
>decide to settle for the local Dominos 0.7 miles away as I am worried the other one might take too long
>Domino's ends up taking well over an hour to arrive
>could have literally walked there, ordered it, waited for it to be cooked and carried it home in this time
>other place never takes more than 45 minutes
Wankers desu mate
>>27312901
>>27312996
i am sorry for your lots anons
waiting until later so i can go for a stroll, any other night walkers here?
>>27313195
Prefer to think of myself as a night wanker desu
>>27313213
wanking at night keeps me awake for some reason, afternoon faps all the way
>>27313195
getting jumped by a gang of chavs in the dark when no one can hear your screams. no thanks
>>27313232
nah, i stay away from places like that, youd be surprised how dead it gets after midnight on weeknights, hardly anyone around, its relaxing
>>27313195
Me senpai. They are very relaxing and I have never had any issues with chavs etc. The scariest thing I've witnessed is some guy drowning a pupper in a canal. Otherwise, I enjoy them~
>Walk through town alone
>Notice all the foreigners that now reside here
>Area is one of the highest for them in the UK
>Never really "looked" though
>Feel a little sad inside as I see how my town has changed
>Notice a few of them have White gfs
>Ponder to myself if in another reality all these foreigners coming here has stopped me meeting and getting a gf
>Like the introduction of them has changed my fate
>If they hadn't come maybe a total different series of events would have resulted in me being with someone
>Shake head and walk home
Was a strange butterfly effect like thought lads, but I still feel pretty sad about how town has changed. I wonder if all the old people who live in the bungalow's where they just built a mosque feel really scared and isolated now, that whole area is pretty much foreign.
>>27313232
This desu goin outside at night is suicidal.
>Who would not know there was a little spirt within the bonsai tree to hear you heard going to see grandma in the redwood. A fierce lost fly called me is stuck in a box. The stuck fly had been in the box a while and decided the box was more high than wide. In a corner of a piece of the box, a spider named (you) with a tightly rapped fly convinced bonsai that this box was his and this box was a glen, the thought to die in a box is hell as common to live like the Lord could only think about why his queen was so tied and slept on it like a red unhooded wolf.
even a cheeky bottle
Odd land grab
>>27313267
>not jumping in after it
I hate you even more now, genuinely go and fucking drown yourself
>>27313277
That's racist! Racists out! Back to /pol/!!
>>27313304
90% of the time im outside is at night, seriously its not as bad as you think, ive even walked through parks, cemetaries and along canal towpaths at like 2am and never had any trouble.
ironically, the one time i have been jumped by a crackhead was when i was trying to be "normal" and go to the pub on saturday night with an old school friend, got attacked on the way home by a druggy because i wouldnt give him any change
>>27313267
tfw no late night walks with the T-man.holding hands
>>27313277
Where do you live?
original comet
>>27303186
loving football is the worst thing about brits
cheering for your team of millionair nigger ballers who have fit white gfs
>well done
>>27313465
foreigners out
How can I make my suicide look like an accident so I don't upset my family?
>>27313552
"trip up and fall" into the path of a bus?
>>27313448
The North East
Middlesbrough way
>>27313277
you're just trying to find a reason for being like you are, everyone does that here, i've seen the exact same thing in other threads
>>27313583
not the anon you are replying to but i have to agree im guilty of this, i blame my perma-singleness on being tee total in a country with a drinking culture
>>27313572
I want it to be guaranteed though, fuck ending up in a wheel chair or some shit, needs to be instant
>>27303691
>John-Joe O'Toole
Literally what. In FM 14 I could only use him for a season or two with my shitty Bristol Rovers team as a shadow striker when my entire tactic was hoofball and hope he arrives late and gets on the end of it. As soon as I got a few decent players in he'd never play again then his contract would expire and he would retire entirely at age 28
>>27313614
land with your head under the wheel is the only thing i can suggest, or do the same at a train station under a passing train, walk with your laces untied
>>27313614
You might have to fall off of a cliff?
Take up an interested in hiking, scout out a good location, then one day go for a hike and 'accidentally' fall of the edge of a cliff. Not only will it look like an accident but you might even illicit a few chuckles as it is quite a humourus way to go.
>>27313552
>>27313614
>i want my suicide to look like an accident
>i want it to be instant
only option is a huge fall then, anything thing else that looks like an accident will be horrific and anything that is instant won't look like an accident
>>27313690
This is the right idea, take up walking/hiking and then do a cliff dive. If you really want to make extra sure you die on impact then go to the hangman cliffs in devon, tallest cliff in the uk. Think the cliff face is over 200m at some points, more than enough
>>27313690
Funny story about falling off of cliffs actually
>know a guy
>his uncle was born disabled in a wheelchair
>could speak a little bit and move his arms and legs a little bit but not much beyond that
>his family go on holiday with him
>hiking up some cliffs
>stop to take pictures and what not
>'Where's wheelchair uncle?'
>'Oh shit, I forgot to put the brake on his wheelchair'
>he had rolled off of the cliff while they weren't looking
>he survived but was just more disabled and now can't speak or move at all below his neck
>>27313630
It doesn't seem a certain though, thanks anyway mate
>>27313690
This is my preferred way find the highest building I can and then jump but that shits just obvious
>>27313770
i bet that was the ride of a lifetime though
>>27313770
That's the story line to a father ted episode
Right then lads. Where are we getting our benzos from from April onwards? Will buying from EU vendors work?
>>27293619
Computer says no...
>>27313828
Haha I don't know back to the darknet I guess
I subbed diazepam for flubromazepam trying to taper off
This ban will kill me
>>27313864
Fucks sake, didn't want to go darknet because I'm a pussy and don't want to go full criminal. Oh well.
>>27313864
What ban?
You mean they are legal to buy now?
>>27311917
>>27311917
Not one but http://youtu.be/bw5pi9nUGJ8
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WATCH ANISHITE When I can listen to story's of story's thanks lad
>>27313886
Its not the criminality I'm worried about, it's the extortionate rates of products/hassle of obtaining btc
I heard something like its getting pushed back to October anyway though
>>27313920
Benzo derivatives/analogs
Basically just one or 2 compound changs make it legal
>>27313988
Which ones are becoming illegal? I might as well try before its a crime
>>27314075
All of them
Etizolam/flubromazepam are most recreational imo
went to hospital [pow]
got seen by a muzzi woman.
full black outfit.
It did made me feel a bit strange.
Seeing as the thread is dead and we're talking about RC benzos seems I will take a few mg flubromazolam and sleep til i have to get ready for my shitty mundane dead end soul crushing, twat of a job tommorow
G'night cunts
>>27313988
>purple last year
Everybody knows that if you keep them in the same place more than a year your helping. hoping they get hard to spend. I dont have enough fiat to travel yet and I get board I know one of you sees the same fucking number that's blowing bubble bed to be the end curve on a pulsar beat is not the right word YOU MAKE ME SO fucking hear a brass band I want to tell everybody. Edinburg. it would be a much better space if YOU got fat and we just made everyone unanimously on a diet if they actually gave a spring fuck to pick a number you useless fuck
>>27302013
I added the david cameron + eu flag ama
>>27314472
not the usual smiliy paki.
but my request for more lyrica is a go.
>>27310766
why is that using kekule's...
>>27314581
so? wtf do you want? gtfo attention seeking cunt
>>27314747
Well, when you make or contribute to something that people continue to use afterwards, you feel like you've made an impact on the world a bit - I don't get many situations where I can categorically say I've influenced something, so I feel comfortable gloating a little.
>>27314797
okay fair enough...
off to watch kate bekinsale in a catsuit.
>>27314797
Why can't you just contribute and be happy that someone reposts. Why does it have to be 'i did a thing ama look at me'.
This special snowflake tripfag culture is toxic.
>>27313277
Howard Moon is my waifu.
>>27314940
If you think I genuinely wanted people to ask me questions about a 2 minute photoshop then you have a serious problem.
>>27315085
Then what is >>27314797
oc
>>27312901
You aggy daggy?
>>27315160
I don't think you're getting the picture, I added cameron and the EU flag, I thought it was worth mentioning, personally I take interest in the rest of the image since it's a part of people's lives daily and is somehow supposed to represent NEET life in the UK.
I don't get what your problem is, you're the only person to reply, so clearly nobody else gave a fuck which is all that's required to prevent repeat offences on this board.
Thinking about quitting video games. I'm now 24 and I've played them all my life.
I could be out doing so much more and doing something with my life. I actually have a job and a decent life but outside of work I don't do anything and barely go anywhere, just sit inside and play games.
I definitely think they're holding me back in life.
>>27315312
You've been brainwashed into thinking "doing something outside is better by default"
>doing something with my life
Literally a buzzphrase. Completely meaningless
>>27315520
Had my computer 'break' a few times forcing me to do things other than sit at my computer and my quality of life increased tenfold.
>>27315312
Same dilemma, I've managed to quit but the trouble is they've restricted me to the point where I'm a complete manchild and don't desire nor know how to do anything else that's more worthwhile in life.
>>27315550
If that happened to me I would probably just watch tv or dust off my ps3
>>27315594
I do. I have other hobbies, I love fitness and going to the gym, I have no trouble socialising and I love getting outdoors (camping, travelling etc) but I put all of these on hold to play video games.
Poleaboo is going to cut himself while watching Fresh Meat on Channel 4+1
>>27315769
Lel just turn the TV off.
>>27315769
Make sure its a nice deep one across your throat because
NOBODYCARES
>>27315769
Is kingsley going to drop out or what?
The show is too real for me
>>27315769
Big hugs!......you weird git.
>>27315894
It's not real to drop out in your final year, should have swapped the timing of this arc with Josie getting kicked out in season 1
>>27315951
>It's not real to drop out in your final year
I have some pretty personal data that says otherwise
>>27315894
Is it just the actor or are all his characters deliberately designed to be insufferable cunts?
>>27315975
How the fuck did you find yourself in a position that dropping out in your final year seemed like the right move?
Watching Yu Gi Oh Abridged for the first time in about 5 years. Is still as funny as ever.
>>27316000
Do you not get fresh access to more funding if you drop out and take a new degree?
>>27316001
Poleaboo enjoyed the first arc, rewatched it a few times but after a while all the flaws are glaringly obvious
Hate DBZ Abridged, they treat it like they're legitimately redubbing the entire show, they take it so fucking seriously, the jokes are very mainstream tv/sitcom friendly, really weak and unambitious
Completely misses the point of the original abridged series intent
Even Little Kuriboh has lost it, he's dragging his shit out because he doesn't want to lose his only source of income. Also jewing people on Patreon
>>27316000
I'm on /r9k/, why do you assume I'm not an idiotic mentalist?
>>27315951
Errm thats why I said it was too real
>>27315997
he is literally me
>>27316081
Nope, its shit. And because of my parents I have debt too
Fucking hell,dad is back and telling Poleaboo to find a job, calling a friend to get him work at a warehouse
Daily cut can't come soon enough
>>27316081
You get funding for the amount of years equal to your original degree plus 1 year incase you need to repeat
Poleaboo got a fuckload of loans and shit so he fund it through that
>>27316230
Mate, even though it's cutting you should still get some help for it. Just talk about it.
The Samaritans are always there to chat, any time of the day. Same goes for anyone else feeling a bit depressed or suicidal.
>>27305043
>
I know it was 11 hours ago and the person who posted this probably won't see this, but get on my fucking level lad.
Smart Price Chicken & Mushroom slice, microwave it until the fiery depths of hell erupt forth from the volcanic creamy mixture within.
Chuck between two bits of bread and butter.
Brown fucking sauce all over that shit. Salt and pepper to fucking taste.
Make a new thread
better early than late
>>27316305
>get some help for it
I've been around the block enough times to know no one really wants to help, the old manager at the amusement park eventually gave up on me too
started cutting near the elbow and wearing t-shirts, know my mum can see the cuts
>>27316616
>I've been around the block enough times to know no one really wants to help,
ahahahahahaha oh my fucking god you are a complete joke
people kept suggesting help and you kept using
>muh anxiety
as an excuse every single time to weasel out of it
and just look at where it's led you
>>27316539
>better early than late
Tell that to the Unpaid Custodian
>>27316653
>ahahahahahaha oh my fucking god you are a complete joke
I'm not even as broken as pakiboo but I get passed around from therapists to gps to some organisation or anther. And they don't really care because they only deal with people who broke up with their bf or some shit.
>>27316706
>I get passed around from therapists to gps to some organisation or anther.
You're at least in the system.
Bladeaboo didn't bother to get help until it was far too late.
He kept blaming everyone but himself for his problems, and judging from what he's like now, is still in that deluded little world of his where every fucker's out to get him for no reason whatsoever and he is completely unable to realise what he did.
>>27316653
I appreciate people here trying to "help" me, it's better than nothing but I was referring to "real" people
Though the advice I would get on my blog etc was usually "go to a therapist" which translates to "I can't/won't help you, ask someone else"
>>27316809
I'm about to drop out of the system. You apparently only get 6 sessions on the thing I'm on now and its just some dumb woman who keeps going 'uhu' after everything I say to make it look like she cares. Her notes were some fucking scrawl with doodles and shit. All she could offer was trite "what is normal" "look to your social safety net" worthless gunff.
Poleaboos daily cut
Struggled to find an area of untouched skin
>>27316962
Fucking hell mate, that's woeful. I wasn't aware it was that shit.
>>27316962
>"what is normal"
This is what Poleaboo is wary or of, that and other questions he can't answer such as those regarding his exact feelings
Rate this lads, is it comfy? Normies I know hate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-eplZzEj4Q&list=PLygWqO36YZG07YxnSnsiqiufYSn5hpJOs
>>27317028
You realise all this cutting can put you into septic shock right?
>>27317179
No? I don't understand?
>>27316811
>Though the advice I would get on my blog etc was usually "go to a therapist" which translates to "I can't/won't help you, ask someone else"
Don't talk such shit.
People repeatedly tried to help you by suggesting therapy because you desperately need it. You are completely fucked in the head.
You just refuse to do anything about it, act helpless and blame everything else apart from yourself.
>>27317179
He'll blame Wilkinson Sword for it if it comes to that.
Nothing in his world is ever his fault.
>>27317248
>>27317248
>>27317248
new thread for us night owls to use lads
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