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/britfeel/ sobered up early for the early hangover edition
first for no bf
>>27268846
Poleaboo had an awful day
He really needed his daily cuts
Post your waifus lads. Should probably go to sleep desu
I've drank two liters of Vimto today
>>27268877
I can tell the tissue I'm using to put pressure on the wound is soaked through
Arm is getting numb
>>27268903
Clean your fucking room you twat
>>27268880
why sleep when you can masturbate and play video games?
>start playing chess online recently
>im really, really shit
>50% of the time, the white goes for a 4 move checkmate
>they lose their bishop because they refuse to deviate from their 1 tactic
>they leave
Lame
>>27268927
haha yeah I might have to bring a girl around haha
>have to go to work again on Tuesday
Fuck sake I hate having a job.
>>27268880
Playing D&D while playing with myself.
>>27268950
Majority of people playing online chess just input your moves into a chess computer on the highest setting. That's why they always look similar.
>>27268880
Bath time waifu
>>27268996
If that was true, they wouldn't be stuck around the same garbage level that I'm around.
>>27268880
Eating Morrisons cookies and shitposting on /vg/
>>27269016
It is true, meaning you need to be at least as good as a chess computer to get off the ground.
Lads I slept for 14 hours today and ate a whole pack of kraves, a bowl of chips and a pot noodle. Fuck me, is this depression? Fuck my life and fuck my job
>>27268846
>no baby face in white black and white art
>muh
>>27269059
Don't be ridiculous. Good online chess computers would be better than 99% of the players.
And chess computers don't carry on going for 4 move checkmates when you stick your Knight into a position to destroy it.
>>27269055
I was just think a harder way to hit a post the shops are closed:]
>>27268903
>tfw your mother didn't cut you as a child
>MUH ALCOHOL
fucking shit tier drug. the HUGE hangover you get just for that little buzz is totally not worth it.
other drugs get you extremely fucked up in a good way and the next day you either have a slight hangover (without all the puking and shit) or none at all
fucking normalshitdrug
>>27268880
based ed does it again
>>27269139
It really is shit. Being drunk doesn't even feel nice.
>>27269139
yes ok i will roll another spliff, if you insist
>>27269139
Which drugs would you recommend?
I rarely throw up from drinking but I'm a borderline alcoholic so I am pretty tolerant.
I would like to get involved with some different drugs though that people won't notice I am hungover from when at work.
could have gone to the 21st birthday of a lad from school who I haven't seen in 3 years but I don't really like anyone else who was going
>>27269098
I'm not being ridiculous, it's the truth.
99% of matches are just computers against each other, the real skill in chess is being able to play your moves faster than your opponent so that they timeout before you do.
That's all chess is these days.
>went to Lidl today
>their ales work out cheaper than Bargain Booze or Tescos
Any other lads discovered this? They had quite an interesting selection too, also, pillar drills for 50 quid.
>>27269187
personally, i throw up like fucking hell from alcohol and even the day after it long after I sobered up.
drank 1.5 liters of beer once and had 6 hours of sleep and the next day i had to puke 3 more times even though nothing of the alcohol was left. it fucks the body so much. i felt mildly intoxicated from the 1.5 liters of beer, i had the typical alcohol buzz (though only slights since it wasnt much obviously), could still talk, walk, and all that stuff. so it was barely an effect. yet it fucked me so much that i felt like shit the next day and puked not only that evening but also thrice the next day. like how the fuck can that be, might as well drink tube cleaner.
i can take so much DXM that i fucking feel like i leave my body (literally it first feels like it is being deformed and then i dont feel it at all anymore) and feel normal the next day.
>>27268880
Posting waifu~
Turns out one of my flatmates is still here
>tfw I was singing weeb music out loud earlier
>tfw I purged without drowning the sound out
>tfw I was muttering about "the normies" to my self
JUST~
>Planning on going to Coventry Uni next year for Comp Sci
>Join a group chat on facebook
>Talking to others, we all have similar tastes and sense of humour
>Guy joins, declares he's doing Womens Studies
>Everyone calls him a cuck
>Even a few of the girls are laughing at him
>He get's pissed off and leaves
can't hack the banter desu
>>27269236
That sounds like something someone would say because they get their arse kicked all the time
>>27268877
>attention seeking scratches
fuck off back to poland
>>27269261
>drank 1.5 liters of beer once and had 6 hours of sleep and the next day i had to puke 3 more times even though nothing of the alcohol was left
1.5 liters? As in 3 pints? You might be allergic to alcohol mate..
>>27269284
I win the majority of games using this method. My secret is that I don't use a widely available chess computer.
>>27269257
i thought it was common knowledge that lidl is an anagram for daylight robbery and bargain booze is not actually a bargain at all?
>>27268880
Here is the whyfoo
Start work on monday, hope I don't spill my basketti
>>27269280
>willing going to Coventry
Mate, have you seen the place?
>>27269271
hahah that really is the worst thing, i was dancing about, singing k-on songs and memeing about Jews when i believed i was home alone once.
>>27269298
Yes, the brown gentleman in the pic is mostly likely of Polish extraction
>>27269301
Aha, so it was pure projection all along
Got it.
>>27269299
>You might be allergic to alcohol mate.
then I'd already get shitty reactions while on it. but it felt alright. i always reacted like shit to alcohol, the worst experience i had was when I once drank way more than that and got mediocre drunk, not completely fucked up but still plenty fucked up. i had to puke literally more than 20 times that night and slept for like 20 hours the next day. like i was in a fucking coma. and other normalshits get EVEN MORE fucked up than that, like they feel and act more fucked, yet dont puke nearly as often.
hence i puke way more evne though I'm not nearly as drunk. it's fucking shit.
>>27269298
>Poleaboo
>from Poland
How new are you?
>>27269301
Why do you bother if you will just cheat?
>>27269340
>>27269353
>implying we shouldn't send pakis to poland to stop them sending plumbers
>>27269341
Listen up patzer, you haven't been on the chess scene long enough to understand how things are done.
Without a computer to back you up you'll get nowhere, so enjoy your sub 1k rating.
>>27269327
Yeah, it's full of Pakis and immigrants and it looks dull as hell, I know. I'm not going for the city though, the uni campus is actually quite nice and the people are sound.
>>27269257
Tesco has cheaper ale than anyone around me it seems. I buy loads of booze everyday though so I always go to Bargain Booze as I feel the staff in there don't judge me as much as the Tesco staff.
>>27269423
>tfw some 17 year oldqtnormie fucks asks for your id
>>27269384
Everytime I go I just lock myself in the hotel room.
One time I tried to go to the shop literally across the road and all these homeless people came up to me in the time it took me to get from the hotel driveway to the shop a load of homeless people came up to me asking for money and cigs. I gave a pound to this fat black woman and then she grabbed me and started trying to kiss me. It was terrifying.
>>27269280
>>27269327
>my favourite rapper Busdriver is doing a UK tour next month
>he's not playing near me
>he is playing in fucking Coventry though
What are you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsA2ETp7JA
>>27269521
so is he a rapper or a bus driver then? why can't he make up his mind?
>>27269521
>google Busdrive
>listen to a song called 'Imaginary Places'
What the fuck is this... It's like if System of a Machine started making hip-hop. I don't know how to process this.
>>27268959
Try 9 hours in Asda tomorrow
>>27269573
>System of a Machine
kek Fucking hell need to stop drinking mates
Meant System of a Down.
>>27269584
I'd rather kill myself mate. I slave at Tesco.
>>27269257
10 bongs for 20 tinnies of carling, strongbow and fosters at Asda atm
>>27269603
>System of a Machine
SOAD x RATM collab when? Both got those anti-government vibes
>>27269630
Shittest day of the week tomorrow. Dealing with fucktard all day. And that's just my colleagues
>>27269552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhk0rjODoX8
>watching show about army recruits
>they start basic
>one gets kicked out for having a tiny music symbol tattoo on his neck
>next scene is a trainer with a full sleeve tat
>mfw
>>27269552
https://youtu.be/E0agUb7lgwg
>>27269552
Wow this guy is cool thanks man
>>27269701
I like Future but all his music sounds the same after awhile. It doesn't help that he's cranking out mixtapes every other month
brits can't be robots. fuck off.
>>27269552
>>27269826
hopsin is fucking cringey
>>27269826
np my fave hopsin songs are
ill mind 4 + 5 + 7
pans in the kitchen
I need help
sag my pants
hop is back
fort collins
there are more but I can't think of them
>>27269838
i have to agree to this. everyone was all over the DS2 and shit and i listened it and was like wow it's pretty fucking.... generic
i only like 3 songs from it: Trapniggas, slavemaster and percocet stripper joint
i like young thug way more, favorite rapper atm pic rel8
>>27269856
why?
original654345345
>>27269896
because he's as autistic as you and your posts you sperg
>>27269908
so you can't justify your opinion anon? go ahead tell me why you think he's autistic?
>>27269934
>arguing with that guy
You know he does this every thread until someone takes the bate and argues with him, right?
>>27269891
The new Kanye album made me realise how all these current, autotuned trap rappers are kinda indistinguishable from one another. Expect for Young Thug who sounds like a manic alien and is great. 1017 Thug might be my favourite mixtape ever, it's go great and giddy-sounding.
>>27269958
>>You know he does this every thread until someone takes the bate and argues with him, right?
woeeeet
this is the first time i argue about music in memefeel
>>27269973
i love barter 6
WITH THAT BEST SONG
POP ME A XANNY I'M FAST I'M SO FAST I'M SO FASTER THAN SONIC MAN
SKRRRRRT
>>27269973
Do people who purport to 'know about music' actually consider Kanye West a good rapper? He's got catchy beats, but his lyrics and delivery are average at best.
>>27270007
He's a decent rapper with some good lyrics here and there but he's no GZA or Aesop Rock or whatever. The production on his songs is usually amazing though and he's made some great albums like The College Dropout and MBDTF
>>27268846
>tfw no bf to watch horror films with
I feel like a weirdo if I watch them alone.I feel like a weirdo any, honestly.
>>27269552
Very chill desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
>>27270068
I'd agree, his first few albums were good but everything post 2007 has been mediocre to terrible.
https://youtu.be/rd6NS7CIqVU
Do I qualify as r9k or am I a normie?
>left home at 18, have lived independent since
>22 years old, never had a real job
>gf of 4 years
>volunteer part time, jerk it to tranny porn and play vidya on days off
>have 5 friends at most, including family. Never go to/invited to social occasions
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
looking for a bf
>>27270350
Norman out now
>>27270438
>flipping a rang blenend<
>quack
>>27270350
How do you live independently with no job?
You are a normie still though because friends and gf
I think I've covered all of the latest developments with this.
>>27270824
>poleaboo gone
>police tape
I am laffin
>>27270824
who the fuck is anya?
>>27270824
the blue background in the piss jug pepe annoys me, just switch the k-on underneath off, select the blue, and press clear.
>Tesco = 4chan
>Morrisons = Reddit
>Asda = Facebook
>>27270731
Housing benefit and jobseekers allowance
>>27270954
Tesco after 10pm is absolutely comfy desu. Never anyone in there.
>>27270824
Toppest of kekkels
OG Commentino
>>27270824
>>27270853
Put him back in a few weeks with a fake mustache
>>27269078
BUMP can anyone confirm??
>>27270883
One anon kept posting about their primary school lover, Anya. I felt it deserved a spot on the picture.
>>27270927
This is my first edit, so this is as good as it gets.
Any fellow /uni/ fags here?
>>27270390
just added you
438438
>>27270824
No unemployed doley IDS? Poor show, old chap.
>>27271217
Also, surely CV pepe should be outside the kebab shop. Why is he inside a crime scene?
>>27271217
see you did the thing, well done.
>>27271255
because they forgot about him... like last year he got locked inside the job centre.
>>27271245
Being NEET is against the law. The National Crime Agency are making an example of him.
>>27271273
Good shout. Can't believe it's been long enough for me to forget last year's image.
>>27271011
My local one is stopping it's 24 hour opening times :(
>>27271288
>>27271273
Meant for you, criminal scum.
>>27271255
Is this any better, lad?
>>27271379
that doesn't make sense...
fuckin unoriginal mcomentnotnteryhert
Mucked up the sign on the last one.
>>27271410
It makes perfect sense, he's investigating the crime scene. That CV is a valuable piece of information.
>it's impossible for me to be cute
>but i'm also not cool, or even completely ugly either
JUST
>>27271410
It makes perfect sense, Police Constable Pepe is on the scene
>>27271510
>>27271526
okay whatever youre the majority.
>>27271379
ebola of the throat in the dark heart of Clintons bum.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_15.45_[2015.10.12_21.45.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bO4ZucN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv snapshot 15.45 [2015.10.12 21.45.04]")
thinking about childhood again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB_0wRrZSp8
What are some /britfeel/ approved android apps?
Heading home from uni at 11.
Got to pack and get my stuff ready for when the parents show up, then we're having a carvery meal.
What are you guys hoping to do on Sunday?
>>27271674
I don't use any, my phone is an alarm clock
Only the son thats to soon to raise again and say I am the admin of mum's basement to pay itch bitch coins
>>27271674
tune in radio is best internet radio app, lots off interesting shit to listen to on there.
>>27271674
>Moovit
Great if you need train, bus times and want to find a bus route
>Zooper & Nova Launcher
Can make your homescreen look super comfy with custom UI.
>Tune In Radio
Like the other anon said, best internet radio app there is. It also has options to download podcasts which makes it even better.
>1Weather
Might not be the best weather app out there but I like it and it serves me well.
>>27271674
>>27272139
Forgot to add
>Poweramp
Arguably the best music player app there is out there.
>>27268880
Making my way through Halo 2 Anniversary
>>watching undateables
>>unattractive men get girls with problems
>>attractive men get normal girls
REEEEE
>>27272304
Sign up for a tv show where they set you up with girls then so the normies can laugh their tits off at you
>>27272304
>Try watching First Dates
>Dislike the way it's edited so I stop
Roo.
>>27272376
Tempted to try but I don't actually have autism, i'm just incel
>>27272304
>girls with problems
>demand chads
who /socialanxiety/ here
>>27272304
>the undesirables get the undesirables
Whats the issue here?
>>27272973
I have managed to cut out almost all social situations that cause me anxiety. My therapist seems think this means I'm cured
>>27273000
Presumably it is because the autism or whatever doesn't matter just that you are tall/attractive
>>27273116
Your post is retarded and wrong.
Tall and attractive basically over rule all other traits
short and ugly does as well.
>>27273116
>tfw tall but unattractive
>>27272973
Socialising doesn't make me anxious, I'm just really, really shite at it.
>>27273116
repost pls
4534
if i don't have autism but i still have no social skills, should i try and get a diagnosis of autism anyway so i have an excuse?
(i might have autism but i doubt myself sometimes and in the event it's the case i don't have it i don't know whether i should manipulate things anyway.)
i feel like as a kid i'd have been diagnosed autistic right away, but not anymore. now i'm very good at logically guessing what other people are thinking, probably better at abstract ideas than solid ones, etc. so i'm left wondering if i tell the truth whether the doctor will miss the things that do make me think i might be a tism because of the things that don't line up.
>>27273253
You seem to be a bit like me, I don't really think I have full autism just maybe a little on the spectrum, but my first therapist thought I just might be high functioning
I don't think getting diagnosed will help, there is no cure or treatment you will just be branded a tard forever.
I've started some crappy counseling that will hopefully help me be less of a spaz in public, this might be a better way forward for you too
>>27273176
Same here. People talk about such boring, obscure, trivial shit.
>>27273253
>i'm very good at logically guessing what other people are thinking
i phrased that very badly. i'm still a social retard and i don't know the "rules", but i can usually tell if someone's trying to make me make an ass of myself or wants to hurt me (possibly to the point of paranoia)
but i do have the notion that other people have thoughts and motivations that differ from my own, do things i think are wrong, hold mistaken ideas (so i'd pass the Sally-Anne test), etc.
>>27273416
>there is no cure or treatment you will just be branded a tard forever.
i consider that a good thing. it might help with my crippling anxiety in some situations.
(so for example, i'm doing something and i think "what if someone asks what the hell i'm doing", and normally all i can do is try to look like i'm doing something else, but if i have a paper diagnosis of autism somewhere i can say "sorry, autism." (even if i'm doing nothing WRONG, just weird.), and hypothetically if they really push me for proof i do have it.)
i don't want to use it as an excuse for being an asshole (partly because i'm almost never an asshole even when i want to be as a defence mechanism against other people i learned in HS), just if i'm ever asked why i'm being a weirdo. (because I don't know WHAT makes a weirdo, just that people sometimes think you are one.)
plus it might lower expectations of me to a more achievable level.
>>27273416
>>27273504
How do you even get diagnosed as autistic. I'm pretty fucking retarded at social shit and peoples feelings it wouldn't surprise me if I was an autist
>>27273504
I've felt like this lately. I feel like I'm getting dumber and slower. It'd just be good for me to know what is going wrong with me and I can move on with my life and just accept it, I know who I am.
>>27273504
I don't think telling people you have autism will help those situations, if anything they might start seeing more things you do as weird and just more proof of you being a spaz. I think they may see you as just your condition, not someone who sometimes does some weird things but a broken tard who's every act is that of an autismo.
>>27273638
I imagine you have to see a specialist therapist, to me the diagnosis is not going to help so I am just going to see if my therapist can teach me how to normal, although she seems reluctant and is a "what is normal" pedant
>>27273684
I'd just feel like a proper bellend going to a medical professional saying "I think im autistic"
It never really occurred to me until a friend was telling me about his depression that I might of been depressed these past fucking 8-10 years. I pretty much feel the same way he does but for a lot fucking longer
>>27273684
>they may see you as just your condition, not someone who sometimes does some weird things but a broken tard who's every act is that of an autismo.
to be honest i wouldn't mind that.
being expected to always fail and occasionally surprising everyone by succeeding is better than being always expected to succeed and occasionally surprising everyone by failing.
plus being "the autistic guy" is a step up from what i am now (completely ignored.)
bed is sagging like mad lads, what do i do
>>27273728
>I'd just feel like a proper bellend going to a medical professional saying "I think im autistic"
if you actually want a diagnosis, don't say "i think i'm autistic" like you know anything about it yourself
say that someone else suggested you might be and you don't know anything about it.
(apparently they think people with the awareness to self-diagnose are less likely to be autistic, which might be true, but they can go fuck themselves.)
>>27273757
I don't think I am autistic I think im just a fucking dummy
But it would explain why im such a fucking idiot if I was
>>27273748
mattress on the floor pham
>>27273734
If you are completely ignored who are you going to tell you are autistic?
are you still in school or something?
>>27273937
>If you are completely ignored who are you going to tell you are autistic?
people pay attention to me in the moment, but they never remember me. in high school random people who i never talked to would ask me wtf i was doing.
when i went to college i made an effort to force myself to be around people and i was completely forgotten the second i was gone because i still believed that after HS i had one last chance to JUS B URSELF. (i don't go anywhere anymore)
>are you still in school or something?
college
most of my paranoia comes from highschool
>>27273154
This is literally what Elliot Rodger believed.
There's a reason women get moist for fame: there's a lot more going on than just looks.
Hint: it's mostly status.
>>27274207
Status is looks and height for the most part.
>>27274251
how can anyone say this with how weird most of the royals look?
>ywn live in a republican Britain
I wish I could move to Iceland. It's a shame about their hard line anti-immigrant stance on total dickheads.
I fell asleep with an "empty" coffee cup on my bed, but there were some dregs in the bottom and they spilt out right next to my head.
>>27268775
what happened to hannah? does anyone know?
>>27275571
who that?
ocee
>>27275708
my gf
ety635b
Shit lads, already 6am. Lost track of time. Staying up and going to the shops as soon as they open. This was I can avoid the normie rush I always dread.
Might stay up and go for a mcdonalds breakfast
>>27277168
Shops are open and now I'm tired. Can't be fucked going at all but if I go to bed now I won't be up till after shops close again. FUCK.
I've got work in an hour lads. Thought I could do with the extra money soI agreed to 9-2 today and I just can't be arsed.
>>27278502
What do you? Is itoriginalbloxx
>>27278725
I work at a sports centre. Quite comfy when I'm not dealing with the badminton players.
And he's off. See you lads after five hours of earning money I don't even need.
Lads, I got stood up yesterday but because I'm a big anxious ball of worry who always assumes worst case scenario, I'm worrying like mad. I'm also a little bit sad.
So...I need something to do for the day to take my mind off things. I have a car and a fuck load of money. Any ideas?
>>27278860
>I have a car and a fuck load of money. Any ideas?
Hookers and cocaine
>>27278754
Can you pinch me some football boots?
And teach me how to play football?
>tfw you finish a show and you go into fetal position after fantasizing about being friends with the cast the whole series and they are all now effectively dead
>tfw your only friends are locked in the same episodes forever and there will never be another season
>tfw you watch another show and grow attached to new friends only for them to die as well
>tfw you are running out of shows with friends to grow attached to and watch effectively die
I'm such a broken, sad and lonely human
>>27278891
No can do, mate. Think the come down on Monday would actually cause me to end my life.
I was thinking maybe a walk or a nice day out.
>>27278860
Just wanted to say I'm a fan of the new image posted in the threads
Like the other anon said, we should get Amir back with a fake moustache
>>27278939
>:
what shows anon?
>>27278939
iktf
Don't play Mass Effect if you're a friendless loser. Or rather, don't finish it.You'll never go drinking with Tali, Garrus and Liarra ;_;
>have a dream where I can get the girl at the end
>fuck it up and wake up before I could recover from it
lads if you want some literal free money paddy power have marked the odds for the halo world championship finals tonight completely wrong
they somehow think Naded's team has a chance
literally free money to bet on CLG. they have never lost a scrim, have already knocked out the 2cd and 3rd best teams on the way to the final and are playing an extremely average team who got an easy bracket
i don't usually bet but i am lumping on this, make sure to remember to thank me
>tfw sinus infection
My head feels like it's gonna burst lads.
>>27278939
Das fuked up mang.
Perhaps you should start creating imaginary friends.
>>27279924
>betting on video games
i'm not sure if this is a step above or below betting on professional wrestling
>>27280429
Well, people have been betting on virtual racing for decades so it's pretty unremarkable.
Degenerate gamblers are degenerate gamblers.
who's looking forward to /grand national/ this year?
Im fed up with drinking, i do it because i feel its the only way to feel and have people want to interact with me. Which isnt a problem the problem is i go overboard. Most recently went out for st paddys day, made fun of guy got put in sleeper hold. How to stop drinking and actually feel good?
>>27280644
In the last three weeks I've fooled around with another man's wife twice whilst shitfaced. I would never do something like that sober. She thinks I'm proper into her but I'm just randy when I'm drunk. I'm just going to stay in over the next few weekends and hope it all blows over. Still have to see her at work though.
off out for a meal lads, do i have a buttermilk chicken burger or a sunday roast. tough decision
>>27280614
>actually watching horse racing
what's wrong with you? literally the worst "sport" of all time
Gotta fly on Thursday. I hate flying.
>>27280614
it's a family tradition, I've won twice too.
>>27280823
Where are you off to?
>>27280866
Latvia to see my brother.
>>27280943
Nice. Do you speak the lingo?
Anyone from Kingston upon Thames? Hampton court Palace area?
who /rejected/ here?
>>27280963
Haha no. We're very different. He's just got his PHD in physics and I'm the stupid NEET.
>>27269078
That much tiredness isn't good. Depression could cause it, or you might have diabetes or some shit.
>>27269852
gtfo you silly twat
Lads I think my mum's gone a bit nuts. I've moved into my own house recently and she keeps sending trade men around to see how much knocking down walls, moving radiators.
She's treating it like it's her fucking house and trying to get me to do it up the way she wants. I'd tell her to piss off but she'd throw a hissy fit.
It's like living with a gf who's obsessed with spending my money on changing everything in the house to suit what she wants, except it's my mum and she doesn't even live here.
Why can't women just be happy with things the way they are?
YOU ARE NOT AUTISTIC
YOU HAVE WEAK, UNPRACTICED SOCIAL SKILLS
NORMIES HAVE BEEN SOCIAL FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIVES AND THEY ROUTINELY HAVE SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH A LARGE RANGE OF PEOPLE
YOU SIT IN YOUR ROOM WATCHING ANIME AND SHITPOSTING AND EXPECT YOURSELF TO HAVE THE SAME CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS AS THEY DO
>>27281093
because they need to be in control of everything or else their fucking womb explodes or something
>>27281100
Nice meme
Hope this is original comment
>>27281093
thats weird mate tell her to leave it
>>27269710
Because the sleeve can be covered up by long sleeved uniform but it's likely the music symbol on the neck couldn't be covered up bynormal uniform.
>>27281100
I'm actually diagnosed autistic though?
>>27281100
Diagnosed sperglord here, your meme is shit
What percentage of NEETs on /britfeel/ are legitimately unable to work due to health issues and what percentage are just stupid lazy cunts?
>>27281279
0.5% : 99.5%
fuck you robot, nobody's posted that before
still fucked from last night lads, blimey
hot cross buns for lunch though whey
Just sent my application to the army, when am I likely to hear back?
>>27268903
cutters almost always have untidy safe spaces
>>27281417
Never, they'll see your depression and can you
>>27281428
Fuck off, retard.
original
>>27281442
fucking hell, this thread is fucking dead today
Just got up, feeling like playing some comfy WoW and chatting to the steam lads. likely going to do nothing again today.
>>27281279
I am a lazy cunt.
>>27278939
When i first finished K-on it took me about two weeks to get over it.
Jesus FUCK why is undergrad accomodation so fucking expensive if you don't want to live in a literal shithole?
>>27281023
>asking people out
wew senpai
>>27281738
Because they know students are all minted
>talking over each other on MOTD 2 extra
Annoying.
>>27281764
But I'm poor! Probably going to be scraping by if I end up getting this place, can't wait. Thank fuck drink and food is cheap as fuck around here.
>>27281800
>But I'm poor!
Then you deserve to live in a shithole. That's your punishment for not having rich parents
>>27281806
I probably deserve it, thank god I'm not disabled too.
>>27281820
true, all disabled people are cunts and should be turned into glue, why should I have to pay for their fucking wheelchairs?
>>27281093
my mum does this, every so often everything needs changing, all the ornaments go to charity, new carpet colour, new wall colour, new furniture..
and its my dad who pays for it all.
>people actually getting mad about the sugar tax
like it fucking affects them personally.
Every time you worry about what some idiot thinks of you, you waste a few more precious moments of your short life.
>>27281855
It's pretty maddening. There's nothing really wrong with the house. I can imagine if I did bother to get a gf she'd want it all changed again out of my pocket.
>>27282030
Trying to find a woman that isn't a hideous cancerous piece of shit.
There's the challenge.
Why is riri so hawt?
>>27282097
since when are niggers attractive?
>>27282097
go ask her to be your gf if you find her that hawt
who /tynewearderby/ here
>>27282118
LOOK MUM I'M BEING RACIST ON THE INTERNET AGAIN
>>27282167
>white knighting a ugly tattooed nigger
pathetic desu
Just watched a kid go over a ramp down a flight of stairs on one of those little scooter things out the window at work
Couldn't see him land, he just dropped out of sight. Hope he's not dead, the absolute little madman
>>27281738
it's not expensive if mummy and daddy pay for it desu
i make the best ham and cheese toasties desu
>>27282118
She's from the Caribbean she's not a nig.
>>27282267
>identical posts in /brit/ and /britfeel/
Hi Ribena
>>27282267
They do look nice but Eminem is a faggot.
>>27282288
Take that back right now famalam
>>27281706
>>27281396
>>27281100
>>27270350
>paddy power
>>27269271
>>27269280
>>27269232
>>27269139
https://youtu.be/ztib-fX6dwg
>tfw no social life
>tfw potential date with a girl but too scared to confirm it
help
>>27282377
go away normie, this isn't the place for your ilk
>>27282288
>faggot
fuck off, yank
4334
>>27279924
The payout isn't great unless you put like 50 bong on it.
>>27282391
>MUH NORMIES
fuck off you buzzword parroting twat
>>27282418
actually not a yank but literally everyone who likes eminem is in some way detestable
There is no more comfy way of spending a Sunday than lying in bed and monitoring the flight traffic over the UK.
>>27269552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNa-TxqZvQ
Anyone in Leeds got a place with WiFi I can live at for free? Dont fancy becoming homeless desu
>>27282622
Are you DAESH?
>>27282636
Are you willing to pay with your boi pussy?
>>27282661
my hairy bloody fatass that's full of zits? sure if you like it baby
>>27282636
are you qt?
will you cuddle me every night till i fall asleep?
>>27282636
only if you let me suck your UNCIRCUMCISED dick occassionally
Back from work lads. Had quite a bit of banter with the people on my shift, about two hours of nothing, and got let out of work 20 minutes early. I'm essentially getting paid to have banter.
>no sleep
>tired a fuck
>disenchanted with the world
>decide to go buy Halo:MCC from the local Game store
>sluggishly walk there
>immigrants and non-whites everywhere
>barely anyone speaking english
>walk past a church
>"New Easter, New Hope" sign
>Religious slogans fail to lift my spirits
>finally make it to game
>looking for the game I want
>a man and woman enter with their child
>they attempt to walk past me in the narrow isle
>the little girl almost walks into me
>I stare straight forward at the games and don't make eye contact incase everyone thinks I'm a pedophile
>they call their kid and the kid moves past me
>they all probably think I'm pedo now anyway, it was an unwinnable situation
>pick up the game and get in line
>stuck behind the girl. Of course.
>they take forever because the store doesn't have the fucking box for the game they want
>they box it up in the wrong box at a shitty 5 pound discount
>almost try to haggle for them to get it even cheaper
>stop myself before I do
>black guy behind the counter "Torres" half heatedly serves me whilst he keeps going back to the other family
>fucking retard tries giving me halo 5 guardians and says it's the same thing as halo:MCC
>try not to insult him but say that as far as I'm aware, they're two completely different games (I know they fucking are)
>he actually has to ask his female colleague "you know your halo stuff?"
>mfw
>she says they're different games
>he finally gets it right and apologises
>normally I'd ask if you want to set up a game card but since I've kept you waiting I'll just get right to the sale :^)
>I just go along with it
>get my fucking game and leave
>degeneracy all around me on the way back
>actually see a girl in a bloody "Sorry NOT sorry" shirt
>I walk past her and I just shake my head in disappointment
>This is real life
>tfw I actually start to tear up while walking home and hope no one spots me
/blog
Just end it all lads.
>>27282785
You are too beautiful for this life anon
>>27282785
this is the least interesting thing I've ever read. Fuck off mate.
>>27282785
you're as much of a degenerate as all these people you're looking down on lad
>>27282167
Fuck off cuck, stop being a race apologist
>>27282824
Thanks m8
>>27282834
>>27282838
I don't intend to argue otherwise.
>>27282839
this you pham?
>>27282867
DELETE THIS
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27282839
You're sure doing your bit lad by being racist on a Sri Lankan clay pottery board
>>27282734
I'm happy you can get through the day lad.
>>27282867
>>27282883
>whiteknighting this hard for some niggress who only cares about Tyrone and Jamal
And you all wonder why this place is a joke
What does one have to be earning to be considered living in poverty?
>>27282934
He says this whilst posting pictures of a cartoon character intended for children that he will literally never touch of interact with.
wish there was a way i could filter all posts with anime images
>>27282965
wish there was a way I could filter every insecure faggot that posts about his opinion on anime images
>>27282986
>whiteknightng literal pedos
>>27282958
>implying i'm even getting near real women either
Might as well post the better looking of the two
Do you think I should take down the phishing site?
If she hasn't gone to the police she might still enter her details
>>27282785
I can relate to this all too well
Just watched one of John Oliver's video's. Jesus fucking Christ what a cuck.
>>27283001
>this is what insecure faggots actually believe
Cry more, kiddo.
>>27282986
just stop posting anime images. you gotta grow up at some point man
>>27283036
>I-i-it's just a coincidence that they're all child like cartoons in sexually suggestive poses
Get rekt pedo
>>27283039
>telling others to grow up when they're posting on 4chan
You might as well tell restaurants to stop giving people food
>>27283051
what kind of retarded equivalency is that fella. just stop watching anime right now the sooner the better
>>27282934
is wolfcunt different from regular cunt
>>27282785
Where do you live mate? Sound shit.
holy fuck lads i took my 100mg antidepressant and my chest is so fuckign painful its burning ommg
is this cause im a degenerate alcoholic? i drank a lot last night FUCK
Any other old cunts post in here?
29 reporting.
What are poleaboo and tilde doing today?
Just made another omelette lads, this cooking lark is easy.
>>27283138
I'm 25, do I count?
>>27283185
>making an omelette counts as cooking
>>27283138
32 reporting in
can confirm, it never gets any better
>>27283223
Well it's a start m8. It's ever so slightly more complicated than boiling noodles.
>>27283154
Slowly killing themselves, though in different ways
reply to this post or suffer the consequences
>>27283287
what if i want to suffer
27283287
No (You) for >youoriginal like ur mum
>>27283323
well you won't know because you replied to his post you dickhead
>>27283341
>know
now
>>27283137
>be degenerate alcolic
>wonder why you have heartburn
hurrr durr of course it is you spacker.
Go drink some milk.
>>27283361
but it only started because of the pill
will tossing some beers help
>>27283137
>>27283361
>muh MEMEburn
I drank tons of energy drinks on friday and even supplemented with caffeine pills and yesterday i had ACTUAL heart burn, as in i had a severe pain in my heart and it was beating very irregularly. get on my level.
>>27283458
>I drank tons of energy drinks on friday and even supplemented with caffeine pills
What is it like being 12?
>>27283511
>hur dur, only 12 year olds take drugs hurr
wow nice meme faggot i am supermad wow.
but yeah, it feels good being a manchild getting 3k net a month and driving a fast whip. I feel so awesome right now that I have tears in my eyes just by thinking about how cool and awesome i am.
>>27283542
FUCK OFF ORIGINAL CHAD
Just made some eggy bread/french toast lads
>>27283542
Don't forget the 200+ days off a year earning <30k+ p/a for working in a factory
>le spastic diabetes caffeine man
>>27283622
u fken wat mate
i legitimately have no idea what you are talking about
i need to lurk more i guess
200 days off a year? what the fuck
>>27283622
and 3k net is way more than less than 30k a year, wtf
i have neither any idea what you are talking about, nor does your post make sense solely logically speaking. also I'm better than you you fucking poorfag lel. i am old as fuck yet as euphoric as a 12 year old. go kill yourself by overdosing on antidepressants NEETcuck
>>27283026
Its evidence you moron
>>27283511
ignore him it's that stupid "FAST" shitposter
>Liverpool
>still at school
>learning how to kick a ball
>>27283667
Calm down old timer, it's just 4chan.
>>27283741
>literally slipping
>>27283138
28 tomorrow.
Joy.
>>27283761
>implying I'm mad
no, i just like to look down on inferior faggots like you, I'm enjoying myself. I post here whatever the fuck I like to post. if I wouldn't enjoy this I'd just leave the thread.
>>27283814
if you try to prove you're not mad you most likely are
>>27283814
I am glad you are enjoying it man, that is what life should be about.
>>27283814
Go back to r/4chan mate. You'll not get any upvote worthy screenshots here
>>27284137
Ah yes, the last refuge of the wanker with no original thoughts in his head.
>LE BACK TO LEBBIT XDDDD
>>27284220
You're either underage and forcing memes as you don't yet fully understand their power or from leddit and think you're a meme master by spouting so many
>23 y/o single male
>earning jack shit (6kish) a year on a zero hour contract
>tfw no benefits
fucked senpai
>>27284370
>6kish) a year
How is this possible?
>>27284370
do you continue to look and apply for other jobs?
>>27284369
>I can tell from your anonymity that you are underage or from reddit
>meme master
I can tell that you're a virgin m9
>>27284370
>no benefits
why not? do they still do quick restart so you can claim JSA when you work under 16 hours without opening a brand new claim
>>27284370
>6k a year
lad what the fuck are you doing
>>27284400
Work at an overstaffed cinema that gets no business. The only reason we're open is because we signed a leased on the building for minimum stay length.
>>27284412
The ones I'm qualified for. Job listing sites mainly list job requiring specific skills/a driving license/etc. I try for a minimum of one app a day, usually more. Not heard back from any.
Do any of you lads want to play some CIV 5 pit boss?I'd set it up, but I don't have any idea how
>>27284370
>115 quid a week
>>27284413
You lot stick out like a sore thumb especially in this thread.
>>27284370
I'm getting almost double by doing nothing
>>27284432
I remember applying for JSA but got denied because business picks up for about 2 months in the winter, and I get a couple weeks with over 16 hours.
>>27284549
Mad jelly. What benefits?
>>27284565
PIP and ESA, don't have to look for jobs or go outside
>>27284565
Re-apply now. If you're working under 16 hours you're entitled to something, and ask about quickstart or whatever it's called. Some people I worked with on 0hr contracts used it
>>27283692
Just meant how long I should wait
>>27283154
see >>27268877
>>27268903
Arm still hurts
>>27284370
Yeah, you're fucked.
Do a course or something. Just get out of zero hour contracts. It's toxic and isn't helping you at all because you can't even save the money from it as it's so little.
>>27284685
Take it down after the prosecution have had time to collect it as evidence.
So any time now really.
Watching series 1 one trailer park boys.
Maximum comfy.
>>27284990
Steve French is a good kitty
>>27284983
Do the police work on weekends?
it's only 400 words, why the hell can't I bash this review out.
Why is it so hard to write positively about yourself
>>27285072
no anon, if a crime happens on the weekend it just gets left
>>27284685
>feel like shit emotionally
>lets injur myself physically too
Retard.
>>27285108
but the sherriffs court isn't open on weekends, so would you just sit in the police station until it opens again?
That's inhumane
>>27285072
No, so laws don't apply on the weekend.
>>27285144
You don't get it and it's not a ridiculous line of thought because it is quite a common reaction to such conditions
>>27285159
>criminals deserve comfort
if someones breaking the law they're not entitled to humane conditions in my mind
>>27285256
You're a literal fascist or one of those drones who worships pigs and military dogs
The police is an institution full of jobsworths who get off on enforcing petty rules, not caring for the people whose lives they ruin or even the government that's using this a puppets to enforce their agendas
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
>>27285338
Chavs should be killed though at least the pigs keep them in check until the revolution.
>>27285256
Innocent until proven guilty mate. Treating criminals rough is a defensible position if not one I necessarily agree with - treating unconvicted suspects rough is not.
>>27285338
are you 15?origianl
>>27285365
>denying yourself the experience of being with a hot chav slampig
>>27285381
I'll tell you who I'm not and that's Poleaboo
>>27285365
What about guys like Poleaboo?
>>27285338
Hi poleaboo. The rozzers will come down hard on you soon
>petty rules
>jobs worths
Mate you stalk girls, run lives and film poos. You should go down for a long time
>tell myself I am not going be sick today
>do it anyway
this condition is like a drug addiction desu. Wouldn't wish it on anyone~
>>27285643
lol bender
>>27285643
Just don't do it you spak.
>>27285643
Get a real mental health issue you fat cunt
>>27285365
chavs will be the saviour of this land
All hail our chav queen tbqh
>>27286084
>literal subhumans will be the saviour of anything
I bet you support mass immigration too.
I hope everyone enjoyed Dungeon Keeper, what would you like to play this week.
>>27286126
you're all in an existential bind and chavs are the only ones doing anything about it. they're wild animals, it's something to be admired. y'all just mad because you got bullied by chavs. oh and btw chavs have been here for centuries, they've only just started wearing adidas as armour. pic related
>if you're working class you're no different from them
fucking love chavs. also love fucking chavs.
>>27286218
>the demonization of the working class
the clue is in the fucking title. 'working class'. chavs are an under class that don't work.
>>27286218
>Owen Jones
>>27286218
>owen jones
fucking lol, most pathetic liberal cuckold alive. man literally doesn't have a spine
>>27286312
>liberal
Fuck off yank
>>27286299
>>27286312
great minds init
>>27286266
oh, they work. they work harder than wagecucks do to get the dollar. try doing a dealer's job for 6 months and if it doesn't change you then i'll take on what you're saying on board.
but you're right, they are an under class, just underneath working class. they aren't even given the same rights as the lowest class tier in this society. so, if you were being backed into a corner, wouldn't you lash out too?
>>27286218
>he thinks chavs are working class
Fuck off Harold go eat some hummus.
I need to build a computer that can play MGS V, lads. What processor should I get and where should I get it from?
>>27284538
wow nice meme. protip: That wasn't even me, that was someone else who is sick of the cancerous memes posted here. if your like le epic back to red.dit meme this much then you're the one who belongs there you normalshit.
>>27286320
fuck off cunt, liberal is literally a word that is almost universally used. Just because it has been appropriated by fascist scum from america, doesn't mean I can't use it.
>>27286348
intel m
>>27286332
The same rights?
What exactly are they being deprived of?
>>27286348
My advice would be to not play MGSV
Time for dinner lads
Who /mummy's roast/ here?
>>27286395
I'm roasting your mummy right now
>amirite
>>27286332
>but you're right, they are an under class, just underneath working class.
neger please, some of my co workers deal and get additional money ontop of the fuckloads they are already earning now.
>>27286332
>oh, they work. they work harder than wagecucks do to get the dollar.
Drug dealing chav here, had a good kek at your post m8. seriously what the fuck are you on about? Selling a few drugs here and there to your friends isn't nearly as hard as wagekeking at a factory, doing rotating shifts or something.
>>27286366
evidently, as seen in this thread, chavs and other poor folk claiming benefits are generally assumed to be lower than pondscum.
>>27286430
well that's just god damned greedy.
>>27286450
not a dealer.
>>27286424
x D l a d
>>27286465
>hur dur not a dealer because he doesn't fit into my plebian view of what a dealer does
what you said might be true if you are a BIG dealer making tons of money and get into all sorts of trouble, but not if you are some small chavnigger.
you have either never dealed or never worked hard. your shit-tier job at tesco's isn't nearly as hard and stressful as a high payed job in the industry.
>>27286465
>not a dealer.
yes I am. it's easy as fuck. you go to a concert where people are already fucked up so they will barely remember you and then you use your social skill to sell them drugs. and after that you never see them again. it's easy. If you have social skill that is (which I do since I'm a normie chav)
back from my bfs house lads, had a nice weekend
how did you enjoy your weekend /britfeel/?
>>27286541
miserable masturbation followed by fits of existential crisis's
>Regular prop aircraft dives in a film
>It makes screeching sound like Stuka
It pisses me off.
>>27286541
i hope you get robbed you fucking piece of shit. How much of a big piece of shit can you possibly be that you'd post something like that? You fucking low-life scum.
>started rewatching k-on last night
>get triggered by that photo ritsu takes at the end of the first episode
end my life ;_;
>>27286586
>/tv/ brings up guy ritchie film
>every JF on the board suddenly is an expert on british life
Also
>gangster movie set in england
>shooters on the poster like they're commonplace
>>27286531
selling a bit of green here and there to your friends from the comfort of your home is not dealing. getting on your bike, couriering that shit all around town, having to avoid cops, cars, vans, copters and boys alike in order to put food on the table that same day, that is what it's like to be a chav dealer. they've got a litter to feed.
>>27286500
>your shit-tier job at tesco's isn't nearly as hard and stressful as a high payed job in the industry.
true that. but i also don't fancy becoming a psycho so i'll stick with that shit-tier job thankyouverymuch.
>>27286603
Just remember when it finishes to watch it again
and again
and again
>>27286625
>selling a bit of green here and there to your friends from the comfort of your home is not dealing.
yes it is you fucking retard, stop making your own definitions for terms you have no fucking idea what they mean.
>>27286603
you should end your life for watching anime
>>27286646
i am an unwavering force, grounded in virtue, and calling me a retard will not make me feel any worse or you any better.
i'm just trying to defend my brothers and sisters.
in response to your comment, i should reiterate that dealing from home is simply not the same as dealing on the street. for so many reasons.
>>27286643
probably will desu
>started watching House
>get to episode 10
I wasn't prepared for this
>>27287365
Fuck that caused some feels.
No tv moment ever made me feel like Bodie though.
>bodie, come on man
;_;
>>27287416
bodie is a cunt
>>27287365
I can't bring myself to finish season 6. So fucking slow
>>27287450
/britchildhood/ thread
>>27287446
Bit mean lad.
>>27287365
Damn son, you need to grow a thicker skin if you're gonna make it to the end
>that sunday cringe
Fuck lads
Just dropped my phone and the screen is cracked
Okay lads, I've got 90 bongs how can I invest this.
>>27288035
Either half an hour with a good Brazilian hooker.
Or an hour with a ropey Romanian hooker.
>>27278939
Finished watching Hikaru No Go few days ago
>tfw I will never help Sai achieve his Divine/God move.
got a bit of leftover roast chicken but i wanna have a takeaway lads
what do? i had a kebab on friday
>>27288197
It's not like us has any desire to live longer than the average or the chance of attracting a gf.
order the nastiest take away you can find.
>>27288197
have a chicken sandwich
Shit day lads.
New gf came over for weekend as it was my birthday. Had lots of fun and went out with senpai. She just left and mum has had a proper go saying how I can do better and because I've been on anti-depressants my judgement is impaired. Feels really weird as I thought I was getting better now feel anxious and shitty. What do?
Gift from /co/
>>27288687
Tell you mum she is just a practice gf until you get your full normie mode back.
Then post pics of her here so we can tell you if she is an uggo
>>27288726
>Western cartoon porn
>>27288726
m8, this is an anime britfeels topic
Wouldn't give away bacon butties at a mosque would you
The attention seeking knows no bounds:
>>27286691
>>27288726
post more just to piss the anime peados off
Got myself rangedbanned from /int/ and I feel like I've genuinely lost a friend
>>27288732
I'm with you on the practice gf thing. Worried that I've let myself be drawn in as I have been lonely and wanting to get myself back to normie as quick as possible. Why does depression suck even on the way back up senpai?
>>27288840
>range banned
no, you didn't
>>27288687
she cant be that bad can she?
>>27288880
A regional block or whatever
I get this when ever I try to post
it makes me very sad
>>27288924
Mobile I assume?
buy a pass then
>>27288889
Some mothers will despise their sons girlfriends regardless, but as his girlfriend is actually a girl, I can confidently say, that yes, she is that bad
>>27288949
not mobile unfortunately
Now I have to be a good goy and buy a pass or use a proxy
>>27288889
My family is really upper middle class. Gf isn't so that may be it. I don't know what to think as I'm all muddled and I've only known her two months so maybe I am going too quick. Just feel really confused. Felt like I was beginning to be cured.
Two words:
EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
>>27289166
Maybe she's a cunt but you're blinded by pussy
Look at her more critically in future.
Finished dinner, everyone else was watching The Voice
Back in my room now
Poleaboo has schedules tonights cut for around 11pm
Also updated this blog on his behalf with a collection of all his cuts
https://00da310q.wordpress.com/
>>27289545
nobody believes you're really him. end this
>>27289545
I really wish pakipoo would fuck off and die the worthless shitskin
>>27289557
You clearly care for Poleaboo, please don't turn your back on him as he evolves
Why do I always remember the "bad parts" of nights more than "good parts"?
It was a good friday night but these bad parts always remind me that I'm just too much of a loser in comparison to everyone else I know even though I'm an ok guy
It's like why do some people act like absolute cunts to me specifically?
What the fuck is their problem? Why not just be good people?
Is it because I'm a loser in their eyes and not cool enough for them?
Fucks me off
>>27288800
Going in for the (You)s desu lads
>>27289610
Hopefully he'll be in prison soon
Some ugly fucking horrible personality girl insinuated I was a virgin in front of 2 of my friends
They all know that I'm not
But I guess not having sex for 4 years and having creepy oneitis during that time, I might as well be a fucking loser virgin again
I'm gonna get a fucking girlfriend and a sick job and a sick life and when that happens I'll rub it in their FUCKING FACE that i'm BETTER THAN THEM
>>27289684
I hope he gets gang raped every night when he's in there
>>27289766
>not supporting your robot brother against the normie establishment
s m h
>tfw work tomorrow
>tfw I remember I have three, four-day work weeks ahead of me
>tfw work tomorrow
>tfw prob gonna call in sick
>>27289810
He's no brother of mine. I hate myself for being such a fuckup. I don't blame the world for my self destructive actions
>>27289677
I sometimes lay in bed thinking about bad things and I try to bring up good memories instead and I can't think of any.
>>27289984
Thats what they think about you though
>>27289295
I will. Feel like crap now as I have been blinded a bit. Just wanted someone to be close to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUchAD44xA8
Just finished BattlestarGalactica
Really enjoyed it desu lads.
I'm glad baltar redeemed himself and the galactica had one hell of last stand.
Im glad it wound up in the end, some yank telly programmes last way too long
If I got a new Non-NHS doctor would he still have access to my medical history that they would then add to if I chose to stay with them or would it be a clean slate?
Really enjoying playing some WoW with a friend instead of alone desu.
>>27290314
The army will still check your NHS ones anon
>>27290314
You medical records will be transferred over I believe.
>>27290328
Poleaboo played WoW to level 20 due to a Hearthstone promotion
Can't see the lasting appeal of it
It's cute at first but everything is so pointless and repetitive
>>27290452
>It's cute at first but everything is so pointless and repetitive
-anime posting
>>27290452
>level 20
Alright lads, I'm the robot from >>27290078 and the mum hating gf situation. I've been thinking and I don't really know what to do as I feel really comfy with this girl and in the past relationships have caused me severe anxiety. I feel too old to still be confused about relationships and what my folks think. Just hating that my chest feels tight and anxiety is highest it's been in months. How deal with senpai?
>>27291091
You realise there's several boards specialising in advice, family and gfs, ight. Hell maybe even /r9k/ would be useful.
But why would you post here?
>>27291153
He's trying to ribble your jammies
21 years old, final year of uni coming to a close and i'm a HH KV
should i fuck an escort y/n? and if yes, how do i go about doing it? i don't think i even have the balls to go through with it
>>27291391
Needs a double slash in the middle, one for the end of the board and one for the start of the general
>>>/int//brit/
>>27291364
If you're in uni and can't get laid just fucking kill yourself mate
>>27291364
>21
Literally nothing. Piss off
>>27291416
The results are the same you autistic spacker.
>>27291502
Click your link, nothing comes up
>>27291517
Yeah, it does. Literally no difference.
how do you stop killing yourself over your height?5'5"
barely taller than year 7 kids
>>27291587
i'm not a manlet.
>>27291587
I'm 6'0 so I want to kill myself over other things
Being in your 30s is really shit. If you're strong enough, then just end it all before that happens because then you're truly a lost cause
How long do I have to work after handing in my notice?
Does anyone on here know statistical analysis and SPSS?
>got meme'd into doing psychology
>havent made any friends on my course to ask for help
>>27291587
i'm 6'4 and a 26 year old virgin
im not saying its not good to be tall because it is but it doesnt cure autism
>>27291682
It depends. Your contract should say, its normally 4 weeks if its a proper full time thing.
>>27291704
Fuck off, when you are 5'6 girls don't even stick around to find out you are a spaz
>>27291724
Just read my contract. It's 2 weeks.
>Waiting to go back to uni at 25
>Having thoughts that no employer is going to take me seriously when I graduate
>Worried that its going to be like im around a bunch of children for 4 years
Lads how do Cash Converters work out how much to pay you for something?
I bought Heroes season 2 on Blu Ray off Amazon for 4 bongers but then later realised buying the complete set is cheaper than getting the other 3 individually. Think I could get my money back there?
>>27291881
You don't have to tell the employers your age and you might be able to get yourself a qt twink bf too
>>27291882
Nah im sure they check against amazon for their prices. Cant you just return it?
>>27291882
>season
Can anyone rec somewhere for Poleaboo to get some femdom videos? Preferably Humiliation
Femdom-Cult has gone private and Kick-Ass doesn't have enough diversity
>>27291881
>>Worried that its going to be like im around a bunch of children for 4 years
As someone who's 23 and dated a 20 year old student for awhile, I hung out with people her age or younger and felt like a old man. One flatmate of hers looked about 13 and had braces for fucks sake.
>>27291882
>Heroes season 2
>mfw
>>27292040
>dated
Looking for people to draw. Give me some good pictures of people you want me to draw.
Fuck it lads, I'm 23 and am going to hire a prostitute tomorrow to lose my virginity to. Where do people get prostitutes nowadays (in the UK, not in fucking Amsterdam)?
>>27292094
We come round your house m8
>>27292094
adultwork, backpage, craigslist
Second /britchildhood/ thread when
>>27292094
google adultwork lad
you can go to them or get them to come to you
>>27291881
25 is literally nothing
You no doubt would have wasted your educational years like most retarded 18 year olds anyway
>>27269138
pakis are the worst
>>27291680
I disagree, I'm now in the best shape of my life, getting attention from girls and not just the fatties like I used to settle for. Everything is actually pretty fucking awesome.
Oi lads what are some cheap or free multiplayer games. They need to have custom sprays.
>>27292466
I think TF2 is free now
>>27292466
Trackmania. One of them is free, the others are probably dead cheap nowadays
>http://strawpoll.me/7123454
Reminder that voting for movie night closes at midnight tuesday lads. Currently leading: Four Lions.
>http://strawpoll.me/7123454
>>27292657
>midnight tuesday
you mean wednesday midnight you stupid cunt
mondy - tuesday midnight - tuesday - wednesday midnight - wednesday
>tfw new job tomorrow
gg #neetlife, I'm sure we'll meet again
Here are todays cuts by Poleaboo
I know they're pretty weak but I wasn't really feeling it and I didn't want to go over yesterdays wounds
>>27292466
Just play Hearthstone
reading through a list of signs that a woman finds you attractive.
never experienced any of them
>>27292694
No, he means Midnight Tuesday, you fucking sperg.
Nobody fucking says "Midnight Wednesday" when they mean the midnight immediately following the entire of Tuesday.
Go cry into your Demolition Man Laserdisc.
>>27292729
00:00 is Tuesday midnight. 23:59 Tuesday isn't midnight. 00:00 is Wednesday midnight.
It doesn't get much simpler than this.
>>27292701
At least it's Easter next week so you've got two, four-day weeks to get through. What's the job lad?
>>27292729
it is intentionally ambiguous so he can pick
>>27292753
Except this is a thing that literally nobody but an absolute fucking autist says. Jesus fucking christ.
>>27292820
Check your clock in about 30 minutes. It will be 00:00 Tuesday, the poll closes then.
That's midnight Tuesday.
What are you claiming, that midnight Tuesday happens on a Wednesday? You're a fucking retard. You are the autistic one that you can't read a fucking clock.
@27292883
This is literally the stupidest fucking thing anyone has ever said.
You're wrong. You're autistic. Please have sex, you fucking loser.
DO NOT talk to me again.
>>27292963
>@
go
back
to
fucking normie trash
To 27292963
You are wrong, behave like an adult and accept that you made a mistake.
Your lesson today was: Midnight is the time 00:00 at the beginning of the day.
>>27293064
>trash
go
back
to
yankistan
>>27293076
You do know he's right, don't you?
>>27292883
>Check your clock in about 30 minutes. It will be 00:00 Tuesday, the poll closes then.
Except by your logic, it's Midnight Monday.
Your thoughts?
FAO: 27293064
Odd stance of tone I find, change to the usual can be quite interesting, if incredibly useless.
- Anon
>>27293132
brit as they fucking come mate, E+single digit post code
>>27293170
It's Monday today.
>>27293225
It's Sunday. That information is literally right in front of you.
>>27293208
>trash
nah
your ruse is up, yank
>>27293253
>knowing what day of the week it is
Tick tock wagie, time's running out for you.
>>27293318
fuck off lad, you need to know what day of the week it is so you know when to sign on.
>watching old school nativity VHS tapes
>trying to remember the happy times
>See myself as the virgin mary
what the fuck i wasnt even that fucking feminine is this the real reason behind being a degenerate trap fucking fuck my school and their peado fag teachers
fuck
made a new thread with the latest image made in this thread.
>>27293389
>>27293389
>>27293389
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