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>>go to checkup for new insurance
>not obese, 160lbs/5'7/23 years old
>doctor tests blood pressure
> 210/180
>she says 'you need to exercise or you'll literally die. Also make sure to have supervision.'
what do i do robotos
exercise, you moron
just go on walks or something. walk before you can run, lardo
I'm a little worried because I exercise regularly but my veins bulge and sometimes my chest hurts, and if I bend over I get out of breath. I started to think maybe my heart is quitting. I don't have insurance though and haven't been to a doc in years.
>>27122943
go on a run and film yourself i want to masturbate to you panting and being out of shape
fart on my dick
>>27122846That's romantic.
>>27122998
So did you ever write that story about that blob that absorb girl's farts?
Show us where you piss from
How tall are you robots? I'm 5'6''. Share stories of your life as a manlet, anons.
I'm 6'
Just barely didn't make it
THIS ISN'T A MANLET SUPPORT THREAD IT'S A SECRET MANLET HATE THREAD DELETE THIS
6'1 manlet reporting in too
>You're voting for Trump anon? Not that communist Sanders right? You know he's never had a real job in his life. Just think about that.
>You're voting for Comrade Sanders anon? Not that bourgeois Trump right? You know he's never had a real job in his life. Just think about that.
>>27122834
>tfw you will never get a letter hand written by your qt chinese soldier gf passed through the last remaining infrastructure of a war-torn world
>you will never see her lovely handwriting not knowing if it is the last letter from her you will ever read again
>>27122768
Sorry baby, I love a girl in uniform.
>>27122834
TAKE ME TO YOUR COMMUNE
>TFW your qt314 has commited to supporting Donald Trump
Wife that bitch. Ya dig?
>>27122605
UGH What a dumb bitch
its true, women really do destroy nations
Trump supporters are 100% more attractive than the rest
>get paired up with stacie in bullshit elective subject group task
>get to talk to her, boring but decent watercooler discussion
>topic comes up of work
>find out she has a Tumblr and sells pics/vids as a side thing
>doesn't show her face apparently, literally makes upwards of $800-$1000 a month just having a clipsforsale site and having an amazon gift card wishlist on her tumblr
>no such things exists for men
>have to wageslave for under the table cash in hand at a chinese restaurant for $6 an hour
>>27122507
All girls do this pretty much and yes it's completely infuriating bullshit.
It does:
Youtube
Dropshipping
Indie game dev (iphone apps etc, not NEXT BIG THING 2.0)
Hobby programming
Ebay resale
Trapping
Manwhoring to older women
But what you want is free money.
She had to actively set that shit up and seek an audience then attract it through a bunch of complex social dance and manipulation.
You work in a chinese place because you can't be assed to do anything hard or complex.
You're here complaining about it because all you need to placate yourself is a quick vent until your mood calms down and youre cool with being mediocre some more.
>>27122584
>She had to actively set that shit up and seek an audience then attract it through a bunch of complex social dance and manipulation.
Yeah, because taking pictures of your ass and cunt and finding people who want to buy said pictures is just as difficult as learning to program well enough to sell your shit, buying and reselling things for peanuts, making it big on youtube, or finding sugar mommas (they don't exist).
Trapping? Come the fuck on, anon.
but i am le tired
>>27122486
WELL THEN TAKE A NAP
>>27122486
Early 2000s Internet is so, so comfy
I heard a sound
I turned around
I turned around and found the thing that made the sound
I'm not happy unless I'm constantly drunk
I can't live like this anymore
I've been struggling with alcohol for the past few years too.
I made it to a week booze free in mid-february but I've fallen off the wagon and am back to drinking about 4 times a week :(
>>27122432
you and me both anon, what keeps you going in life aside from alcohol?
Hope on the benzo train OP. It's slightly less horrible for your liver.
Anyone here ignore women?
I'm sick of them not responding on tinder so now I'm doing it back.
Today at the grocery store a young lady said hi, how are you? and I just ignored her and walked off.
Next time I'm going to pull a disgusted face to really show her.
Being negative towards others for no reason isnt going to make you happy
>>27122131
That'll show em OP. Revolutionary. Like when George Constanza realised his natural instinct was wrong, so he decided he would do everything the opposite way to what he ordinarily would..
>>27122131
do you now understand why people ignore you in the first place?
>there are flaming faggots who think fucking traps is gay
>>27122055
fucking anything that isn't genetically a female from birth is the gayest thing imaginable, and anyone who does it should consider suicide
>>27122055
It is gay. Go for it if you want, but don't lie to yourself.
>>27122055
it can be pretty gay senpai
t. trap
>>27122336
>being this insecure
All dubs get laid this year
>>27121775
roly poly
what if trips? threesome?
rolly roll
trips = butt stuff
>>27121889
Dubs Malone
Hello, some of you might have remembered when i was contacting women online asking:
"would you like you have casual sex wih me"
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25330359/
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25284438/
I want to try doing something like this on tinder, but more creatively. The problem is i do not have a phone number which tinder recognises, my carrier is a lycamobile prepaid.
Im from Australia but i dont think it matters if i use a number from usa, uk, Zimbabwe, etc.
If someone here has a spare mobile number, can you let me register it on tinder? if youre concerned about getting doxxed, ill send you a link to a temp email or something.
Pic unrelated
>>27121540
It won't work on Tinder
If you're as unappealing as you say you are, then 1. you won't get any matches and 2. girls won't actually respond to you
I actually was inspired to do the same thing as you did, sign up for a bunch of social media sites and just request sex from almost literally everyone I could find
I found similar results and I've created a pseudo-hypothesis about why girls/women don't actually want casual sex that much
>>27121601
Then youre telling me all those fucking tinder general threads on r9k are created by normies?
>>27121638
yes actually
they either use fake profiles or are attractive normies
>2016
>Not being a liberal BLM beta male and protest Trump rallies to get a cute reformist girlfriend
Whats your excuse robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
>>27121519
Eggman's really lost it, hasn't he?
>>27121519
is that eggman? damn he locked up a cutie
Maybe Trump is exactly what this country needs.
Safe Spaces is bullshit
SJWs are bullshit
People leech off of welfare because they're too lazy to find jobs
Fat people stay fat because we're not supposed to ridicule them
Retards in congress want to accept refugees when we KNOW that many of them are terrorists
As a successful business owner, Trump will inject some common sense into our economic policies
We're supposed to welcome illegal Mexicans into our country when Mexico hands out pamphlets to their people on how to illegally hop the border and leech off of our tax dollars
I'm not saying I support the whole wall idea, but maybe we should have a wall?
pantera
Tulip
>>27121266
Absinthequality thread
>>27121266
Alabaster
Who here /hacker/?
What tunes do you listen to when decrypting their firewalls and breaking their mainframe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQEBzauVIlA
>>27121171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQZDbBGBJsM
>>27121171
>tracing
>tracing
>IP located!
>localhost
comedy gold
wtf is MasterChen though?
Sorry, it's for kool kids only...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQY-V0l2g5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb8G8qA9ibI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE
