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How do you go about showing your true personality to people?
I am very polite and kind to others, and I try to be outgoing and cool to the normies but I'm really a manically depressed, self conscious, mentally deranged and disinterested loser with obsessive/autistic tendencies.
No one wants to be around someone like that.
>>27111801
I use it to frighten homeless people who babble at me.
>>27111879
What's your personality like family?
>>27111899
I have no idea, people are just instinctively repulsed or scared of "real me" for no seeming reason.
>tfw no faggy best friend to help your loneliness.
way2gay
>>27111592
>that tumblr haircut
no thanks
>>27111592
>be playing magic/warmachine with this guy
>he's pretty cute no homo, probably would get a bf gay
>go to his apartment after a game one night
>start drinking, get a little too drunk
>he undoes my pants, starts sucking me off
>I just let it happen, I cum, he swallows
>doesn't need me to do anything for him
>leave late that night
>supposed to meet up with him tonight for Magic
>he asks if I want to come hang out at his place again after
>not sure how to respond this time around
EVERYBODY
post waifus
EVERYBODY
rate them
>>27111342
0/10, not andy morin
this board becomes more like /b/ everyday
>he will never cum in you like he cums in furbies
why even live
Greentext stories thread
here's a short one that happened to me in the last couple of days
>registered on a local fetlife copy as a sub male because I have femdom fetish
>no face pic because afraid
>nobody messages me
>put on a selfie
>a qt domina messages me instantly saying I look cute
>eventually asks me about my penis size
>tell her that it's 4" hard
>she replies with XD and doesn't want to believe it first
>asks me if I had humiliating experiences regarding my size, while she repeatedly calls it miniature, insignificant and baby sized
>now she insists we meet irl and I serve her like a good slave
should I do it? I'm a bit afraid as I'm a KHV
>be me
>18
>first year of University
>go to normie club to try to fit in
>sipping drink in chair
>whyamihere.avi
>plan to leave soon, rehearse excuses to give to people in my head.
>8/10 qt suddenly sits on my lap out of nowhere
>spill drink on her, she laughs and is clearly wasted, we talk for a while.
"Hey Anon shall we leave?"
>praise several deities above, this club is too much and she keeps trying to look me in the eye.
>walk out still talking, she keeps touching me
>goaway.psd
>remember I have math test tomorrow
>I didn't own a calculator so begin to panic
>see glorious supermarket is open at 2am
>thankyouuniverse.rar
>begin to powerwalk to supermarket. Forget about qt she starts to lag behind
>educationfirst.mp3
>buy calculator for math test
>go outside, no sign of qt
>walk home alone
I failed that math test. Pic related, is calculator.
>>27111232
Meet her don't live with regrets.
>>27111662
okay sempai I will
but I have to clean her house and cook for her
>Currently working in a shop with a few mates
>Not had sex in over a year
>Older woman comes in (Solid 7/10)
>Starts flirting with me hardcore as I serve her at the till.
>She hears my voice (I have an estruary English accent with a Scottish lilt) and says she could listen to it all day. Wants me to read her a story
>Says to me that she wants me to stay working there for a long time.
>She leaves, realise im rocking a semi.
What do I do next time she comes in robots?
Do I try and fuck her? If I do I'm kinda worried what my mates would say.
And how should I approach her?
>>27111201
Show her your dick. She'll take it from there.
>>27111201
>those hands
Hey granma
>>27111201
> had sex
GET OUT NORMIE
I have a theory.
We are all immortal Gods, we got bored after living for countless eons and we decided that since there is no way we can die that we should simulate mortality. This is because it's boring having the power to do everything and anything (orgies with the most attractive women get boring after the millionth time).
So we put ourselves in a matrix-like system where we all can experience what being mortal feels like and living life with completely random events which are outside of our control. When we die in this matrix, we are re-incarnated back into the matrix as another person with a new life.
As Gods, we can now experience the pain of failure and the excitement and fulfilment of success. We have defeated boredom for all eternity.
What do you think?
>>27111128
not falsifiable/10 gg
>>27111128
i want to go back to orgies attractive women right this instant
>>27111128
An allmighty being would be completely uninterested in orgies and women, what a pleb you are hahahha.
Some chads are playing frisbee outside my window. They brought a qt with them.
>>27111077
That is pretty creepy to be honest.
>>27111077
This is an amazing thread. I'm laughing my ass off
>>27111115
Welcome to r9k, friend.
>>27111077
That's just one Stacy, op.
Where can l buy rope, robots?
It's time.
i'm going to give you hope soon
keep lurking familia
If you can't even figure out on your own where to get the supplies, you aren't ready my man
home depot/lowes/walmart
go for quarter inch
It just is infuriating to me to see people fetishize retro gaming as like the golden age of gaming. The length at which people go to identify and show off their memorabilia with a gone era feels like downright mentally illness.
>>27110813
Yeah it's pretty annoying but a lot of those games were objectively great too, anon.
I feel the same about a lot of things, for instance Majora's Mask really was a great game ruined by (some of) its fans
It's pretentious and elitist.
Also those parents who force their kids to play retro games because they feel like it should be part of their education.
>>27110813
you sound like a poor faggot
all r9k robots should just turn gay and submit to black cock.
>>27110753
human/black cock sex is literally bestiality
This shit's offensive on more than one level. Blocked.
Oh boy here we go.
>>27110796
Nice meme post in a meme thread
Post anything you have.sorry for normying the board up true robots
What did she mean by this and how do I respond?
>>27110733
She agrees with you, but is trying to do so playfully. Just play along and keep doing whatever you were about to do, which is probably keep chatting to her?
>>27110768
I wanna know what to say though. I didn't expect a response at all. I usually just say something generic to one of them when I feel lonely just because.
>>27110802
Well, write some more generic stuff then.
una vela desu
>>27110732
JAJAJAJAJAJA
>>27110732
where were you when you realized argentinian memes are next level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZncDK5xIn4
saviola
Who else /noballs/ here?
I've never even approached a girl in my life even though some made it clear they're interested.
>>27110670
deflne "approached"
I still regret being such a creepy autist fuck and scaring more girls by not talking than actually approaching them
>>27110670
I've been castrated for raping too many women, lul.
With my imagination, *bam dum tsh*
is it true that women don't like you unless you are buff and handsome?
No, you just need money mostly. And not the worst personality ever.
kind of
original post original comment
>>27110391
Dont know what the buff part means, but yes, they only like handsome faggots.
Its a "coin toss" decided at birth really.
weekend half gone edition
first for halo
>>27110290
first for miserable Saturday night
>>27110290
>changed the OP back
