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I'm trying to get a list together for us robots, are there any other jobs besides:
- night security guard
- shelf stocker
- data entry specialist
- janitor
>translator
Trucker, maybe.
Ticket touting, I've been doing it for over 2 years now.
Grill invited me to a party, refused.
Now I'm sitting here all alone regretting it, cheer me up bots. It was going to suck anyways, right?
>>27134524
Misery loves company.
Robots give shit advice so you'll stay and be unhappy with them.
Do the opposite of MOST of their advice (except the stuff about not being a cookold, that stuff makes sense.)
>>27134524
bet she wanted to make fun of you like
OHLOOK HE REALLY CAME
tonight was supposed to be the night but you blew it
Little things which upset or annoy you more than they should.
>the new liquid soap in the downstairs bathroom doesn't smell very nice
>smells like the sort of soap you'd get in a school or workplace bathroom
>but if i don't use it we'll never get more soap
What about you lads?
>>27134515
>if I drink the last ounce of beer it's gross
>if I don't I'm losing out on hundreds of ounces of beer over time
why is life so hard guys
>>27134562
I have that for tea as well, sometimes you get a bit of weird gritty stuff at the bottom of the cup. Never sure where to stop drinking.
>Drops of water left in a wash basin
>Crumbs of all varieties, in all places
>Leaves
>Insects
Literally get me every time.
>roastie underage trip posts amazon wishlist
>160+ replies
There are literally no tolerable trips on this board. Prove me wrongyou can't
>>27134478
As always, the trolls don't bother me, the people who reply to them do.
I'm sick of desperate pathetic fucking beta orbiters.
I'm sick of thirsty normalfags.
I'm sick of stupid reddit kids that came here around the time of the "ebin eggman meme" who turn these retards into memes.
>>27134478
Why would I want to prove you wrong? I'm an oldfag and I've never seen a good tripfaggot. They are all absolute attention seeking cancer that go out of their fucking way to make sure that they are distinguished from "the rest of the anons".
>>27134478
Aww not even me?
im going to McDonald's you guys want anything?
hashbrowns
>>27134337
Yeah, Five Guy's
>>27134362
k
comment was too low in content
>one chance at life
>miss out on teenage love
>experience storybook teenage love
>nothing has ever compared since
>still dwell on the memories
>>27134112
>22 years old
>All the women your age are ALREADY used up sluts with 5+ partners
>They're not even interested in you
What's the point anymore lads?
>>27134198
your outlook is why you fail
I've heard that adult love is better but I don't know. obviously the sex would be better because you're fucking adults who know how to fuck
Roll for an album with me fambruhs
>>27134102
I've heard pretty much all of these, but whatever.
>>27134102
rollin for nice album
May Cal bless me with positive reviews
I pledge fealty to my feudal Daimyo, lord Wojaka 'the Horselover'!!
PLEDGE YOUR FEALTY TO THE HORSE LOVER AND YOU WILL BE GRANTED ETERNAL YOUTH AND ENDLESS MONEY.
>>27134062
I pledge fealty to my feudal Daimyo, lord Wojaka 'the Horselover'!!
PLEDGE YOUR FEALTY TO THE HORSE LOVER AND YOU WILL BE GRANTED ETERNAL YOUTH AND ENDLESS MONEY.BLOXT
FUCK YOUR HORSE AND YOUR HORSE COCK I DON"T GIVE A FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ,,l, .
Why when he'll only blow it all on horse shit. At least their the most sexy animal desu.
Would you have sex with this 14 year old autistic girl?
>>27134046
The autism only makes it more appealing.
>>27134046
She doesn't exist. Fantasize about drinking her piss bottles all you want, she doesn't exist. No one will ever have sex with her because she's fictional. Do you understand?
NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER
I met /pol/ today
>at sxsw
>come across this guy playing this contraption
>blue eyes blonde hair aryan master race
>at least 40 years old
>really like the way his ride cymbal sounds so I watch him play for a few minutes
>Busy intersection with thousands of people walking by for the festivities down the street
>I'm the only one watching
>he's alright at best
>go up to him
>"hey man that's a killer sounding ride cymbal and a cool little set up you've got here"
>"thanks man! Yeah I'm a little tired I've been playing a lot today, had a couple of gigs last night and didn't sleep much and I'm out here working.
>"yeah man I hear that, that's coo-"
>and it's really funny you know cause all these bucket drummers are making a killing out here. It's because they're playing on being poor.
1/2
>met a blonde drummer today on the street
>complimented him
>he starts going on about how black drummers pretend to be poor
learn to greentext.
>>27133900
Then how will he get reddit gold with his epic story about the stupid racist neo-nazi?
>>27133914
By posting it on leddit reddit of course.
How do I best take advantage of my over 6 foot privilege?
>>27133816
cut your legs off
>>27133816
Go to USA/UK or other manlet infested country.
if I am 6'3" but fat am I still considered better than a muscley 6 pack having manlet?
Alright, robots. What did this guy say?
I want to end my lifeBut I haven't fucked OP's Mother yet
>>27133812
>tfw too retarded to post image with post
jet fuel can't melt steel beams OP
>he doesn't listen to eurobeat
DEJA VU
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA
>>27133580
I'm pretty far, but not as patrician as you anon
I fucking love Eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cCbpvfLRs
fixed that for you
[originalhos]
>tfw no qt steam friend to buy a game for
You can buy me a game anon
Hello, Im here to shitpost and spread my knowledge!
>>27133457
>>27133513
i'm not just some beta cuck that buys strangers gifts over the internet just because they asked me to, op.
>It's drawn children,it's not the same thiing!
Sure,wanna go there?
>Fap to drawn dicks and drawn nude men
>I-I AM NOT GAY,THEY ARE DRAWN SO IT'S NOT REAL
>Faps to drawn dogs
>I am not a zoophile, they are drawn SO IT'S NOT REAL!
it goes on
Why don't you admit that you're a pedophile?
It's for most the innocence and the fantasy.
>>27133299
does it pay well to be cucked by societies rules?
>>27133299
>masturbates to tentacle monster
>"I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A TENTACLE MONSTER"
Heh, nice try, kid....
