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fart on my dick
>>27122846That's romantic.
>>27122998
So did you ever write that story about that blob that absorb girl's farts?
Show us where you piss from
>>27123030
Why would you post this?
And no.
I uh.
I hate my life man.
The more I think of what a disgusting small animal it makes me to have such reservations about the gaseous emissions of attractive women the more it arouses me.
As if looking at myself through the scope of depersonalization, like I am a separate entity from myself. A superior entity looking at myself with derision and being aroused by his humiliation and shame.
Forgot to mention that I'm also transitioning into living full time as a woman should be interesting
>>27123073
Dude there's people with worse fetishes than you, don't beat yourself up over it.
You should be embracing your fetishes.
I mean look at me, I lick public toilets like three times a day and sit in my own shit and piss for an entire day but I don't feel bad about it.
>>27123144
>I lick public toilets like three times a day
Why is our love so unsanitary?
I don't even want a gf, i've never even had a crush.
Yet sometimes the compulsion to smell a woman's fart whether directly or in proximity is difficult to bear.PS I hate that artist and many of them
https://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1851928-The-New-Farting-Cougars
>>27123073
>>27123184
Whoops I didn't mean to type three times a day, I meant three times a week.
I don't even go outside three times a day!
>>27123263
They locked me out and bullied my dick.
