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Why do you deserve her?
I don't.
I wish I was dumb. Maybe I would be able to delude myself into living. Maybe I would be able to care.
Life is a coin toss. You either get the good 50% and live, or the bad 50% and suffer.
There is literally no reason to live. When you are dead, nothing will matter ever again.
If it is only slightly past the axis into the negatives, killing yourself would be the best course of action.
And nobody should blame you for that.
So, tonight is the night everyone.
Do it with me today, and maybe things will change for others.
Do it with me.
>>25328695
I'm in senpai
I'll do it with you.
>>25328695
I'll do it with you anon
>>25328695
It's both you dumb heeb
How do I know if I took a girl's virginity?
This girl doesnt know to french kiss. She gave me no indications of interest the whole 4 dates we went on, other than not stopping me when I made moves on her.
She was incredibly tight, like it took 15 minutes to get it in and I had to use fingers to even do it.
She ended up bleeding on my bed but wasn't on her period
She had her eyes closed 90% of the time with some weird look on her face.
She never said shit about being a virgin though. I never asked about partner count because it makes you seem insecure. But now I'm wondering.
its real early
wait a tick m8
Who /riverside ca/ here
Gonna head down to the swap meet ina bit if yall want to meet up
>>25290161
This isn't /soc/, you negroid. Commit seppuku, senpai.
I'm /Santa Ana/ 2bh senpai
>Just a friendly reminder that your waifu will never be real.
>Just a friendly reminder that she is real to me
>if you are a virginal girl then you are valued by the opposite sex
>if you are a virginal male not only the opposite sex is disgusted by your presence, people of the same sex will make fun of you
just lie for heaven's sake
At what age are you supposed to outgrow 4chan?
>>25328627
We're like fairy godparents. We disappear when you don't need us anymore.
>>25328627
When it shuts down for good. Then and only then will you know.
I don't know, I'm 14 and feel like I fit right in!THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22 THIS IS A JOKE I'M 22
Here's mine
Let's see what you can do!
Drew this a while ago. Turned out pretty good
>>25289913
old but gold
FUCK THE ROBOT WHO THINKS THIS SHIT IS A GOOD THING?
Hi. Who here is MUSLIM
me tbqh not a very good one tho
>>25290008
Tell me about it brohammad
>>25290563
Never pray, don't believe in all that religion bullshit but I can't bring myself to drink or eat pork.
It's only a matter of time until I fully abandon islam though I think.
I'm letting my Chad neighbor fuck his gf at my house because his parents are over for the holidays. Is this weird? What should I do, r9k?
Pic unrelated
>>25289801
Its hard to answer your question, because its a DOGSHIT question.
>>25289801
Ask him if you can have a turn if you promise to wear a rubber. If he refuses then tell him the deal is off
Who /underweight/ here? 50kg and I'm 5'8 too.
>>25289791
I was 53kg @ 6'3"
>>25289791
i think I'm 130lb max at 5'10 right now. I was about 145lbs at my biggest, though, and that was all of the muscle I gained from working out and have now lost.
>>25289834
Are you me? I think we need to live in the gym if we're ever to escape smelly status.
How do I deal with this?
I tried finding the ingrown nail for about 20 minutes last night.
Now it hurts more than it did yesterday
rip it out with a pair of pliers obviously.
But you're a dumbass for clipping your toenail in that way. Unless that's the result of you digging around for it
>>25290005
It is from digging
Has anyone ever considered living in a van? I don't even want to do it to travel I just fucking hate my mom and I want to move to an expensive city for my career and it seems like the best way.
>living in a van
>in winter
Enjoy wearing all of your clothes at the same time.
>>25328339
Not that bad when you get used to it Senpai Desunator.
Do it OP, it's fun for masochists.
>>25328286
Unless your expensive city is in California the winters will suck.
>anon makes an obvious bait post
>it looks like bait, smells like bait
>check the ingredients, 99% pure medical-grade refined bait extract
>respond to it seriously, with proper arguments
>it feels so good, oh God what is this feeling
>try to repress an orgasm
How do you cure bait addiction ?
![[Zero-Raws] GJ-bu - 06 (NTV 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_14.42_[2014.10.09_18.09.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RVqwjcI.jpg "[Zero-Raws] GJ-bu - 06 (NTV 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4 snapshot 14.42 [2014.10.09 18.09.58]")
Scratch that, YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID
>>25289756
Arguing is pretty fun, sis.
Sometimes I even neglect my own opinions just to make the discussion more cathartic.
>>25290757
>I even neglect my own opinions just to make the discussion more cathartic.
Woah this is beyond devilish. I should try it.
>kid walks in room
>sees you
>look of fear comes over them and they start crying
Even 3yo girls know I'm an ugly freak. ;_;
>>25289728
That means you're attractive, bro. 3yo girls get nervous and start crying when they see a cute boy. There's countless videos of it on YouTube.
Why, in literally every TV show and movie, does there always have to be a love interest?
It's just the same rehashed shit every time
>Guy likes girl
>Girl doesn't like guy
>Guy impresses girl / guy rescues girl
>Guy gets girl
Every fucking time.
>>25289665
Make a movie yourself.
Most good movies aren't about that.
Shawshank Redemption is the first that came to mind
