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>every girl from high school that got engaged or married are fat cows now, while the men stayed slim.
Why cant women not blow up like balloons?
all my friends are fat and grey, male or female
apparenly i'm the only one who stayed skinny, and i tried to show them my grey hairs but they wouldn't look :(
>>25283966
>tfw my hair started going grey when I was 15
Some people just weren't gonna make it I guess.
Women are smaller and their bodies consume less energy
Yet portion sizes are uniform no matter what the sex or size of the person who's eating any given meal may be
And normal people don't eat just because they're hungry anymore, it's more like a social ritual to them
So you have women who care less about exercising or dieting now that they're snagged their guy, who eat as much as men do despite having lower calorie requirements
It's more of a theory than an actual stance
Also I think your observation is bullshit but I thought it would be fun to try to rationalize it anyway
Men and women both get fucking ugly as they age and continue engaging in food culture while giving fewer fucks about their bodies
Scientists are targeting them gays with a virus specific to the gay gene, thus wiping them tha fuck out.
The gays will be wiped out in our lifetime.
How relieved will you be out of 10 when it happens?
>>25326446
10/10 because i will finally know the sweet release of death
>>25328025
same desu senpai
>uuuuuuuuuwwwwwwaaaaaa
>sweet sweet death
>>25326446
>being gay is genetic
I can't believe there people on this board that fall for liberal meme science.
Would Kant think your actions are ethical /r9k/?
Are you a moral person?
>>25283745
No, but Bentham would.
>>25283745
>moral person
Such concepts are mere spooks.
>>25283745
Honestly I've let Kant down.
He is the true robot. He never left his hometown and died a virgin as an old man, but his ethical theory was fucking awesome. It basically says that in order to find out if an act is ethical, you picture a world where everyone does that act. If that act is inconceivable (lying) if everyone did it, then you have a perfect duty not to do that act. If the world is conceivable but not desirable (charity) then you have an imperfect duty to give to charity.
Basically all of Kant's arguments are fully rational and airtight. The only argument against Kant is basically an ad hominem that says his philosophy pedant work well with human nature. WELL MAYBE HUMAN NATURE IS SHITTY AND WE SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO KANT
but seriously Kant is the shit and I need to make him proud
> You make a thread just because you like using Feel as the OP picture.
>Feel
Please leave
>tfw no Christmas gf
>tfw no gf continues in 2016
>tfw christmas gf
:^)
>>25283733
You have nice feminine hair.
Reminder: there is no need for a gf, as 2016 will be the year of VR.
>>25283671
Check'em desu sempai.
>>25283671
That VR gondolette is the cutest thing ever.
>>25283671
>life feels pretty good just laughing at these absurd images.
Let's say hypothetically that your mom walks into your room and sees an old orange juice bottle but the liquid inside looks more like apple juice
Do you think she knows that it may be pee?
>>25283657
Irrelevant. I'm not so dumb that I'd leave them where my mom would find them.
>>25283657
I pee out the window
My neighbours are foriegn so its my way of saying fuck off
Who else /Wakeeveryhourfordiarrhea/ here?
What might be wrong with me? Going on the 8 hrs of this
I can't even get robots to talk to me....
Sorry about that, maybe this will make you smile?
TFT you realize no one on 4chan is a robot
>captcha gotcha
>>25283612
Oh because you believe everything on the internet right? We lied to the captcha.
>I am not a robot
>I am not a robot
>I am not a robot
>I am not a robot
>>25283612
I use legacy captcha, what now anon?
>tfw outgrown 4chan
Which is why you're posting on here, eh?
>>25283628
Just giving you a heads up, my only friend!
>look at friends' facebooks
>75%+ of people my age are single parents
why is the millennial generation such shit?
And the kids are gonna grow up thinking that is the way to do it.
Why are we even here? It's like we weren't here before but now we are here.
Just a momentary glitch.
It will be fixed soon.
feels like im in limbo
We're here to pyramid support chad and stacey along the way of developing into successful people.
A few of us manage to scurry off and have children but they end up trampled over like us.
Will you finally stop being such racist, homophobic, misogynistic piece of shit in upcoming 2016?
>>25325004
Depends.
How many GBP will I get?
>>25325004
I'm not a homophobe and only mildly racist. Idk if I can stop seeing women as evil though. Maybe I'm coming to terms with being a faggot or something. Cheers to 2016.
>>25325004
No, Nostradamus said I have to start the race war.
>approach girl
>get to know her
>ask her out
>"sorry anon, I only date white guys"
It was not until this moment that I realized how fucked I am. I knew then and there how utterly nugatory it is in this body to attempt to get a gf.
I simply will not be able to attract a quality woman of my own or any other race unless I am white. This is a cacophonous, nightmarish epiphany, and I think I'm going to end it.
Which is better for suicide? Buckshot or slug? Sources and searches aren't giving me anything but success rates w/o detail.
>>25283492
it's like asking if it's more effective to jump from 500 feet onto concrete or from 700 feet onto asphalt. also, no one ever said that to you.
Keep your nigger genetics out of my race. Niggers date niggers.
>>25283556
op is obviously asian
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY LELPHONEoriginal I swear
THAT CAN ONLY MEME ONE THING
