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Anon, don't be a prude, a foursome is awesome
http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos/331735/telling-husband-how-his-bbc-feels.html
>>25326807
>Daddy, meet DeMarcus and Tyrone! I invited them over Christmas dinner!
How do you respond?
>>25326899
Do I know you?
WTF not an original comment
Who /comfy/ NEET here?
>tiny studio apartment in small town
>mommy and daddy pay for rent and bills
>spend NEETBux on vidya
>computer all day and night
>learnt to cook so can make own tendies
>good heating and cooling so temperature always /comfy/
>tiny studio apartment
Jelly as fuck.
I moved my bed and dresser into my sister's old room and decided to make my old bedroom my studio but I'm having second thoughts. It was my bedroom for 16 years and I'm still attached to it.
>>25326781
>tfw no NEETcube self-contained studio apartment the size of a hotel room with a Soylent tap in the kitchenette and necessities like toilet paper and toothpaste delivered so I never have to go outside for anything
Would you rather have been a first wave lander at Normandy or a machine gun operating German in one of the pillboxes?
Assume either way you die in this conflict.
First wave lander, I would have died a hero, young and innocent, without having to deal with the pains of this world. The only pain would be the burning of the bullet in my chest and my blood pouring out my body. Then I would be released to sweet freedom and bliss.
>>25326688
First wave lander. I feel like the experience of slowly approaching the shore before the doors drop and charging out like a berserker would be better then sitting in a cement box either oblivious to how big the force is or scared shitless.
>>25326688
>tfw there will never be another great, epic-scale, end-all-be-all ground conflict EVER again
>from here on out nothin' but drones and roadside bombs and spec ops
What's it feel like to be a normie?
>>25326664
normies dont feel anything except the desire to follow the herd
>>25327050
Do normies even have feelings? Do they fake everything they say and do?
Normie is a state of mind, bro. It's about forgetting all your insecurities and laughing.
>tfw no massive boobs gf
>tfw you will never have one cause they all want chad exclusively
does anyone else know this feel?
They're not even that fun. No one takes into account all the sweat and shit that gets in your mouth and the veins all over
>>25326745
>boob sweat
anon pls youre making the feels worse
>>25326791
>Not loving petite boobs to wrap your hand around
>wanting to get drowned by udders
Anon I only seek to help
>tfw found about half an lb of moldy seedy weed, looks like pic related
what can be done with it?
>>25326561
nothing, trash it
if it actually has mold on it don't smoke it, shit is terrible for you. if it isn't actually moldy, just shit weed, then roll a couple blunts. you'll still get high, just need to smoke more of it at once.
>>25326561
Sell it to desperate teens?
Is AdderalI XR or IR better?
Specifically for someone who can't get high from it and has ADD
I'm prescribed to IR now and just don't like it anymore. At first it made me want to clean or study/do work and feel relaxed and after a while I just stopped getting that
If I try upping my dose (go from 20mg to 40mg) I just get anxious and end up getting up every 5 minutes to see what noises I heard downstairs were and can't sit still without feeling like something isn't wrong
It just doesn't cut it anymore and I've been using it every other day for about 3 months, from loving it to taking it so I can masturbate for a long time
I'll be seeing my doctor tomorrow and I'm trying to decide if I should try and change
>>25326518
It's the same shit unless you want to get high in which case IR is way better. Ask them to give you something else like ritalin until your tolerance drops instead of upping the dose.
>>25326518
careful you don't mess up your sleep schedule.
i go to sleep at 9-12am nowadays. exams start in about two weeks so i have to have it fixed by then.
i have no clue as to how to do that. because i already have difficulties falling asleep without benzos at 10am. go figure...
>>25326518
Bump.
I'm on 20mg IR right now and I crash and get super depressed 5 hours after I take it. My ADHD is crippling and I need it to work but it just works like an antidepressant. Any robots have any other ADD meds work for them?
Hi /r9k/, I'm a kindergarten teacher. Ask me anything.
>>25326504
do you envy the childrens blissfulness?
>>25326504
you sick fuck, i bet you have impure thoughts.
>>25326504
Why are you holding a gun?
>tfw you will never be a buddhist monk
>>25326488
this is for you anon
I am a monk
In my own way
>>25326488
monks are socially respected neets. they get free food offered to them for no reason. they never work. just pray all day to make your self enlightned wtf. why is that shit acceptable
I was browsing through Omegle last night and among all the dicks and people who skip as soon as I come up I struck up a conversation with a drunk girl. I guess she like the way I talked or whatever 'cause she stuck around for about an hour and we chatted. She broke up with her boyfriend a couple days back. Got her to show me her ass in panties toward the end. She was 22 and pretty. She also gave me her social media information and she lives in a state close to mine. Think it could work out or is this a bad idea considering she was drunk?
Pic is not related.
>>25326358
I thought I was on /b/ for a second.
You'll be lucky if she even responds to you, and she'll either feel guilty or regretful for what she did while drunk. Seems like you're a long-distance emotional tampon.
If you want a shot at meeting her, don't bring up the nudes and talk to her a couple more times before bringing up the possibility of meeting up. She sounds crazy, so expect any meetup to be really short notice.
All in all, it's not worth it but you have a slim chance of getting in her pants if your stars align again
Seeing as your a robot, I would say no.
Ya, she was drunk, and it probably didnt mean much to her.this doesnt mean much, though, cause then thatll just be easy scoring at the best.
Can you handle it, do you believe you wouldn't get attached to this girl?
>>25326868
I don't know if I wouldn't get attached to this girl. She seems to have her shit together (university) and has her own place.
>>25326739
Yeah, this does seem more like a thread for /b/. It does seem like she wouldn't even respond to me and considering she just broke up a couple days ago I could very well be that (long distance) emotional tampon. I'm not meeting up with anyone if it's short notice. I'm not that desperate.
Thanks for the replies robots. My position in life isn't nearly as bad or pitiful as some of the stuff I've seen on here.
>be me
>have 1500$ gaming laptop
>spend all day on 4chan and forza on xbox one
mfw
>>25326329
>gaming
>laptop
anon pls
>Just finished building my new rig
>ASUS motherboard
>I7 Intel
>GTX 780 SC
>16 gigs of ram
>Corsair 750m
>3tb of storage
CANT DO SHIT WHILE I REINSTALL PROGRAMS
Fucking hell
>gaming laptop
This feel, I got a "gaming laptop" a couple of years ago because I was going to be moving around a lot and needed something portable. Now my FPS drops to slide show level when I play WoW with the lowest possible raid appropriate settings. Dropped a fuckload on this thing too.
>at a party
>see a girl eating off a darth vader plate
>go up to her
>ask her when anakin was born, how tall he is, and what she thinks of the Battle of Christophis, aka basic shit any real star wars fan should fucking know
>she looks at me like I'm retarded
Why do women pretend to like Star Wars?
>>25326238
>>ask her when anakin was born, how tall he is, and what she thinks of the Battle of Christophis, aka basic shit any real star wars fan should fucking know
You fucking autist.
Too obvious lad.
Your thread on /TV/ wasn't enuff
You ever tried telling a joke to a group of people and they just stare at you not laughing?
But then someone else can say the exact same joke and they get laughs.
>>25326201
what was joke?
Yup happens all the time at work.
The chad I work with can literally say anything, and its always well received.
Most of the time people just don't respond to what I say or give me a half chuckle.
>>25326217
im gonna shoot up the school
If female catgirls were mass-produced at an affordable price, would you buy one? What would you name it? What would you do?
Imagine, a world where nogf.jpg was a thing of the past...
>>25326110
>tfw no qt catgirl to pet and make purr and do lewd things to
>>25326137
Honestly, I'd be happy even if it didn't want to have sex.
Imagine:
>Come home from a long day at work at your shitty job
>Tired as fuck, house is a mess. You just want to crawl in bed and cry yourself to sleep
>You get in bed, and hear a soft purring sound
>Your catgirl jumps up on the bed and snuggles under the covers with you
>She doesn't say anything, but she doesn't have to. The mere presence of another human being who cares about you makes the pain go away
>You pat her on the head, and close your eyes
Fuck yes I would buy one.
There would literally be no use for a Stacy anymore. Stacys would know this, and they would have to actually be kind and understanding to try to match the Nekos, but it wouldn't work.
Masterful technology would keep churning out better and better catgirls until they are literally more intelligent, likable, and adorable than human women.
Which one of you faggots went to an all you can eat sushi place, ordered 10 salmon nigiri and stared at them for 30 minutes, then left without paying and came back 10 minutes later?
They assumed you left and gave your seat to someone else, yet you paced in the front of the restaurant lobby for 15 minutes and then waited at the door for 30 minutes behind a crowd.
>>25326065
thats shits too complicated, i dont get the point of your story
>>25326065
What are you trying to say? Are you having an autistic breakdown?
>>25326158
The guy in the background of this picture did what's described in the OP
