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I wish I were a skeleton.
>>25322054
I would just chill and shit post all day and night
No sleep or food would be amazing
I don't wanna scare you, but...There's a skeleton inside you right now.
>>25322054
i already am a skeleton :_:
i wanna be meaty
I just started a new job and I hate it so far, got home with a terrible migraine. Every full time job I've had though I've hated, so I don't know what to do.
I can't seem to enjoy life when working full time. I feel broken, like normal people are allowed to work and function and meet friends but I can't.
I can't be neet and I can't get gov benefits, so what do I do? Do I just hate my life now? I feel like humans would be happier just hunting and dying at 40, but obviously i can't do that now. I feel like a failure to my parents, the only people who care about me.
I feel like a broken human being. I'm on heavy depression drugs but even those don't cut it anymore.
>>25321899
Wageslaving sucks, anon. I've been doing it nearly a decade and it never gets easier. Tired all the time, no time for hobbies. Unless you're one of the lucky ones with a job you have a passion for, life is horrible.
>>25321978
So that's it then? I feel like work is school because I hated school, but it was bearable because you got time breaks.
>>25321899
What I do is watch anime whilst laughing hysterically for about an hour then I'm good for a week or so
>born in upstate ny
>6 hours from anything
>nothing but dead trees broken down shacks and snow and ice everywhere
>literally every direction you drive in is nothing but trees and ice as far as you can go
>50 mile commute for minimum wage part time job
>literally nothing here is hiring
>everyone is poor as fuck
>can't afford to live in nice cities coming from here
>no vacations beaches or happiness
>just every day is dead trees and sadness
>>25321827
Are you the guy from ticonderoga?
Hey Upstate, when are you going to hit the road from that place?
>>25321827
now you know how it is to live in Poland.
That's why we move to Germany
nigs are all about blacking pure white girls but the same nogs get insanely butthurt about the black girls they didn't want getting thst thick white cock
>Whited
>not Colonized
I want a white bf. how do i get one?
>>25321794
Go on OkCupid. they're EVERYWHERE
On my way to give a girl who I've only slept with once to give her $300. I feel like a beta. Literally the most beta thing I've ever done. Wat do?
Bumping for autism.
>>25321751
stop immediately and an hero
>>25321751
C U C K
U
C
K
A DOODLE DOOOO
Am I destined for a life of memes and celibacy?
>>25321519
My life is destined to think about girls I like while hugging my pillow in bed
>>25321544
Blekh! Normie scum
>>25321519
Sure man, why not.
Worse ways to spend your time I suppose.
Genuine question.
Why is all media that Japan produces so autistic and objectively terrible.
take your normafagginess back to /v/
>>25321444
Correction
>Why is most anime that Japan produces so autistic and objectively terrible
japanese horror movies are so shit. I really dont get the hype.
>Have girlfriend with a flat ass and tiny tits
>doesn't bother me, never mention it or try to make her feel bad about it
>today
>"gee anon, I wish you were taller than 5'7 hehe"
why do they do it to us
>Have girlfriend
GEEEEET OUUUT NORRRMIE SCUUUUM
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25321361
>>25321361
Nothing wrong with having a girl having flat ass or tiny tits.
But there is something wrong when you are
>5'7
fucking manlets, when will they learn
>Have girlfriend
why do they do it to us
Hi robots.
Not sure if anyone remembers me, but I was here last week giving real practical advice to help you on your road to Chadhood. I'm here again offering you advice.
I've been on 4chan since 04, and have been on /r9k/ since it opened. I have over 2TB of anime, and had absolutely 0 friends.
Now I have a large circle of friends, hook up with girls almost every weekend, and basically am in a completely different universe socially.
Ask and I will help.
>real practical advice
>>25321510
It's true anon. I won't tell you bullshit like "be yourself".
>implying anyone here actually wants help
Doing just fine living in misery senpai
22
Iraq
Aryan Iraqi
>your age
>where you are from
>ethnicity
I hate these sandniggers.
>aryan Iraqi
You sound the pathetic. Fuck outta here Ahmed.
>>25321307
This is masterful bait OP
>Aryan
You're a brown little shitstain, Mohammed. Try not to blow yourself up, you sandnigger terrorist shitskin.
Don't be sad lads just because you were given a life bound and destined for failure doesn't mean it has to be all bad. Fuck it you have nothing to live for get drunk at 12 o'clock smoke pot all day long blast music and piss your neighbors off. Act like one of the niggers. Disrespect everyone around you in order to enjoy yourself laugh in people's faces break people's shit who piss you off. Get up in section 8 and just live your days buying food and cheap alcohol. It's all a ride through hell anyways might as well enjoy yourself be as selfish as possible and say fuck you to any formalities.
>>25321259
>cheap alcohol
>enjoyable on a daily basis
uuuuugh
i say, just blast yourself off with psychedelics if you have nothing to lose
>>25321259
why ruin any other social life you could have and destroy yourself with drugs, junk food and shit as if you had nothing to lose anymore?
come on, just enjoy the wizard life. there's plenty of shit to be done in life if you've got all the money for yourself.
>>25321259
if you want pussy, just work and choose the best hooker you find. with a shitty gf you cant choose what you're getting and your money will be gone anyway.
if you want real affection get it from friends. as long as you're still alive you can find and make new ones
if you don't live in a shithole like Congo or Somalia, you can always climb up and find something enjoyable to do that won't get you wasted.
I know you all hate that women only go for tall guys but be honest, what is your experience with manlets?
Every single one I've met, I've hated. They are insecure, conniving and downright retarded.
They are angry for no reason at all.
>>25321257
Napoleon syndrome is usually the issue with most of them, but the rest are just typical robots whether they know it or not.
Same, every manlet I've met in my life has been incredibly insecure. That's fine by itself, by the overcompensate by acting obnoxious in loud.
The smallest manlet I know is my best friend's brother. I found out recently that the manlet molested my best friend for years.
Manlets are subhuman.
Who /wants to beat women/ here
not a fetish btw I just want to beat women up
>>25321237
Why? Like, what would you get out if it? In what way would it enrich your life? And why is it specific to women? For example, why not "I want to beat up all the jocks that made fun of me" or "I want to beat up all the teachers who didn't recognize my hard work" or "I want to beat up my dipshit*co workers?"
>>25321237
Nope. I just want them to beat me <3
>>25321316
>why not "I want to beat up all the jocks that made fun of me" or "I want to beat up all the teachers who didn't recognize my hard work" or "I want to beat up my dipshit*co workers?"
Because I'm too weak to beat jocks, I never did hard work and I don't have co workers
what do you do, when you don't know what to do with your life?
i've been stuck doing nothing for years..
>>25321208
Ask God for a sign.
>>25321701
>Pray to god to give me a sign
>Nothing
>repeat
>nothing
>pray crying desperately asking for a sign
>nothing
I dunno, OP. I think we might be in similar situations
>Decent at everything
>No passion for anything in particular
>Nothing really brings any joy
>Managed to coast by this whole time
>Feel like I've been half-assing my entire life
Gonna try to make some changes to try some new things. If nothing works, I'll probably just off myself at some point within the next few years. That's really all I can suggest to you
What are some /comfy/ documentaries?
I've got an itch for one but I don't really know where to start looking. My school has a pretty large database but I can't seem to access it now so I need help.
Jiro Dreams of Sushi.
can't beat cosmos
If Ur a Weeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mo4CR7qJk
If ur a videomancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gZBITO5GwI
