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Any highschool dropouts on this board? How is your life going?
zippity bumppity
No get your shit together
got my ged, make more money than the rest of my highschool friends who work 6 days a week at fast food joints
just git gud
so I went on a date with a girl and it was just terrible
she fucking made it fucking impossible to get past small talk and it was just so exhausting
if I didnt say anything she'd just be completely quiet for like 10 minutes and then state and observation of her surroundings and become completely quiet once again
it was like she was on an entirely different wavelength and I just couldn't connect in the most basic way possible
like she was some sort of fucking robot
did you try asking questions?
Have u considered she can't talk to u because ur the robot?
maybe she didn't like you in the first place. I am a girl and i consider myself as a shy person but when i'm really attracted to someone i become talkative
[SERIOUS] I've don't want to smoke because there aren't any good places where I am right now. If SWIM grinds up 1g of green really small and snorts it will he feel anything?
>>28639783
oh god I hope this is bait
Yes, it will get you high
I've snorted plenty of weed in my days
No. But you can try to dissolve it in some vodka and drink it
>A-anon, do you care that I'm a little bit chubby? ._.
That's not "a little bit chubby" that is fat bordering on obese.
>>28639759
Yes, you fat bitch. Eat less and get on a cardio program. You look like white trash.
>tfw you will never take her to your favorite fast food restaurant and share a family meal
test yourselves robits
bip bap brump
>>28639739
>its all over
>oregano
My results.
x
I want you faggot nigger fucks to stay the fuck out of my 8ch net and our r9k board
we do not want chads
we do not want normies
we do not want females
stay on your fucking containment board and keep your shit over there
>inb4 go back to wizchan
>>28639697
you realise you have invited them to your board by doing this right?
>>28639697
>>28639731
>being muted because my comment was too low in content
0.00% content
what is this faggotry?
Be quiet you white male
Rate me and my gf
DESIGNATED
E
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God, brown people are so fucking disgusting looking. Subhuman shitskins/10
>>28639668
>wouldeatcurrywith/10
ITT: Robot musicians
Criteria:
>Depressive
>Socially isolated
>Music expresses feelings robots can empathise with
>Would not be desired by women if they were not musicians
>>28639653
when he was young
Nick Drake is the quintissential robot musician. Lived with his parents, made introverted folk music, loved tendies (probably), an heroed because shortly after his neet bux expired
The singer from Alice in Chains
I've seen a lot of threads about him.
More AR.
WWHL
METS
This girl comes up to you and asks for your number.
How do you respond?
Say no because it's dangerous to give your number to random people
attempt to give her but have a blank and say random numbers
![1af28b690f84b4fc51053f41d4b65c86542639b738dc94f891ee1e4c20686967_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5UfbXzu.jpg "1af28b690f84b4fc51053f41d4b65c86542639b738dc94f891ee1e4c20686967 1[1]")
>How do you respond?
like this
Does /r9k/ have a good guess as to where I got this deliciously chilled bottle of drinking water?
i'm gonna say either A) from kirkland or 2) she gave you water.jpg
>>28639556
You should write your name on it in case you can't finish it.
>>28639585
>>28639633
This is going to be one of those either you know what OP is hinting at here or you have never been in a certain situation.
Who /Anna Faith/ here?
She's so hot
>>28639458
I'm not, but I'm willing to be persuaded.
>>28639474
Look at her legs
do you get a boner?
>Who /Anna Faith/ here?
me
>early 2000's are over
>you will never use a flip phone again
>blockbuster is gone
>discmen are old
>=3 is run by a new guy
>old smosh vids from teenhood suck now
>asdf movie came out 8 years ago
>youtube doesn't use a star layout
>aim messenger is dead
>myspace is dead
>nobody even knows what galidor is
>digimon movie is old now
>you'll never hear that dial up connection sound on your laptop again
I wanna get off this ride
>you'll never be a little noob playing vanilla wow and discovering for the first time ever how good life is
You don't miss any of those things. You miss your youth.
I guarantee you if you had any of that shit now you'd hate it
I really, really fucking hate the 2010s. Im 19 now so i got my share of 2000s, but i was too young to really enjoy it. I really wish i was born a couple years earlier, i really loved those times. Its probably my heaviest feel ever.
>break up with girl
>get this message from her friend
How would you respond, /r9k/?
>>28639398
Honestly, I wouldn't unless you still want to be connected to her friend group. You have no obligation to respond, and the fact that your ex is having her friend send passive-aggressive messages to you is probably more of a red flag than anything.
Or, if I get dubs, tell her "tits or gtfo cunt" and post reaction
>>28639398
you don't
origano
Just ignore her mate
Why are u sitting home now? I'm out
>>28639360
how much did you pay for half a glass of beer
>>28639360
Crazy dude
>>28639360
Wow who poured that shitty looking beer
