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Who this man is?? What is he doing??
pretty sure he is dead in a crackhouse somewhere right now
>>28639235
Where's that from anyway
He's arguably the world's only Betachad.
CALLING ALL FOXHOUND OPERATIVES
JUNKER RAT REPORTING IN!
Punished trump here
Kept you waiting huh?
Tearing Maniac here.
AAGHHHHHHHHHHH
Jewish Parasite reporting in.
Femanons, what do you feel when you see women you can't compete with?
Anger? Despair? Jealousy? Admiration?
Any girl can still find someone to fuck.
And it's not like the high test girl is the one that grabs the well earning tall business man either.
the same thing you dicklets feel when you see superior BBC
>>28639218
I don't feel jealousy, I think more of "Damn, I wish I had tits like that", I guess admiration
What can stop the Chad?
Nothing. She belongs to Chad anyways. Just let nature take it's course.
Poo in your hand and throw it at him. He will ve enraged and attack you, but your fatness will absorb the strikes like pillows. He will tire and start to let up.
Then you stab the fuck in the neck.
>>28639215
like Captain Sweden
>tfw I have a gilf fetish and I can't stop it
I've been getting crazy boners over women around 50-70 and I dont know. I'm not even sure I want it to stop. It beats traps and in a way they're better than younger women.
This woman will be 67 in a couple of weeks by the way.
What's the oldest you done? I've gone mid 60s
>>28639188
i seem to share some of my fetishes with you, i do fap to shemales and trannies but much more often i fap to milf and gilf stuff
there was once a woman doing some sort of quiz that came at home, she was short and plumpy and i got turned on as fuck very fast, i was hoping she would initiate something because i was afraid she might scream rape if i did, unfortunately she didn't
>>28639222
greentext bruh how did you get that babe? was her pussy tight or loose?
>>28639222
Well I would do this 67 year old, but the oldest I have done is mid 50's but I want older
I'm 25 and I think my hairline is starting to creep back. Its not noticeable at all unless I pull my bangs/fringe back hard but I have a slight wide U shape. Do you think this could just be a mature hairline or is the clock ticking? That puts even more pressure on me to get a gf as soon as possible because its only down hill from here.
also hair loss general
It's ticking for you future cuck. Tick tock, tick tock
>>28639107
I stopped caring. If you think it looks really bad the way you have it, just buzz it.
>he fell for the natural testosterone levels meme
HIGH TEST BREAD
>>28638873
GROSS
GROSS
GROSS
EW
>>28638873
d-did s-she j-just f-fart ?
What does pic related count as? I feel like I should be ashamed for being attracted to her.
How can I cheat on my final uni exams?
phone in jacket
that's what I do
pretty easy
>>28638866
I've got a technique that hasn't failed me yet. A few days before the exam, I sit down and look over the notes, so that you remember them. Then you go into the exam, and even though it looks like you're completely clean, you actually have the notes stored in your memory, and you can just look though your brain to find the answers.
>>28638946
I laughed lol. Anyways OP, can confirm, this trick is seriously the best. Haven't got caught yet, feels good cheating in exams mate.
This literal retard is more of a chad than you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhz58YNNC0
He's not retarded you dumb fuck.
Damn people from the mid west are so plain looking, I'd be like a 8 over there i'm a 6 on the east coast.
you can clearly see the others dont wanna interact with him and only barely replying cause of the camera
life rate thread
list the pros and cons of your life
pros
>i'm not disabled in any way
cons
>I'm still alive
>pros
>dating girl
>graduated college
>cons
>5'11 122lb skellington commander
>constant insecurities and fear of girl leaving me
ive been overeating every day since i graduated, hope to gain 10-15lbs per month
Pros
>have 8/10 gf and multiple exes
>have plenty of friends
>studying maths at uni
>go out every week
>play vidya, guitar
>decent looks and genetics
>no money problems
>no disabilities whatsoever
Cons
>feel lost and empty inside
Overall I'm really happy with it though, and I wouldn't swap it for anyone else's.
Post some abstract feels
>tafw you want to go and live with penguins in the arctic so you will have a sense of belonging
>tafw you get a new air conditioner installed and it makes a different noise then your old air contioner
>tafw you think you don't have a dick but then you look down and see you have two dicks
>tafw your mother calls you Robert and your father calls you Harry and it's been like this ever since you can remember, just cause they couldn't find a compromise when choosing your name after you were born. Also, your legal name is Nicholas so teachers and schoolmates call you Nick
>tafw the doorstopper is metal and isn't springlike
>tafw your childhood dog who you loved so much was actually a three headed Hellhound from the Underworld
>>28638599
I have an appropriate image for this
Any of you faggots /draw/?
What do you like to draw?
furshit
This may interest you OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khuj4ASldmU
I haven't drawn for long, but I start doing it again.
I'm reading Infinite Jest now and plan on doing a sketch of my mental image of the described scenes every 10 pages.
>>28638565
same lmao
Do people get a notification on Facebook when you save one of their images?
>>28638504
Not yet. Jew zuckerbi-aenrgi-0asbnfgpjafhfdgadthaTH
yes they do, also if you view an image from too long ago
Do people here honestly use kikebook?
>tfw you started posting here too late
>tfw you missed anonymous
>tfw you missed 4chumblr
>tfw you missed when new memes were actually coming out of here
>tfw your thread has no replies
>4chumblr
anon, there are things that should never be mentioned again, and this is most certainly one of them
>>28638976
>tfw no tumblr gf
This is the kind of fuckwad normie that posts on this board taken from a fucking how hot thread that made it to 200 replies, look at the fucking file name, this is an actual Normie on this board with an actual job and decent face.
FUCK
is nowhere sacred?
I have a job and am ugly and a virgin. Having a job doesn't mean shit m8 anyone can get a job.
No shit.
They come here to push you losers into killing yourselves.
Regardless if it's a conspiracy or they just simply take pleasure in making you suffer, nobody likes you and you will never succeed.
Kill yourself.
>>28638501
I've applied to dozens of places and can't get hired.
Your full of shit normie cocksucker.
![How-to-stop-receding-hairline[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BEJhsge.jpg "How-to-stop-receding-hairline[1]")
