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Non stop no fap for 3 years now.
>TFW Extremely high libido
I have 100% become ultimate
>>25475296
really? is this for true? how di you do it? did you edge? did you look at porn!
>>25475296
The high libido is what puts me off. Jesus. It would be torture
>>25475296
>>25476534
You have to know how to work with it. If you're not managing it properly you're fucking stupid tbqh.
Do sexual kung-fu and you will be able to handle the libido spike.
ITT we trigger roboticos
>My penis has penetrated the vaginal and anal cavities of a woman
>I was born with a vagina
>mfw I browse /r9k/ for the purpose of false-flagging and making betas feel like shit
>>25475276
real active thread :^)
>if you're 15 and older and still a virgin then you should just kill yourself.
>tfw 4chan addiction has been intense since start of 2014
>tfw usage feels so profound when it happens but fucking pointless and transient in retrospect
>that rog / Tyrone period where I was dying of laughter
>the creation of biz
>baneposting gone nuclear (was browsing tv at the time)
>Elliot rodger becoming famous and browsing r9k on that day
>that blonde and cameraman who were shot earlier this year and seeing threads on every board
>watching the interview movie stream on internet with /tv/ users
>watching first true detective season 2 episode stream with tv users
>r9k rare pepe economy
>2014
Wow, an oldfag!
>>25475179
Come here friend and stay in the feels
>>25475210
Addiction /= use
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibliotheca_Alexandrina
Basically, the Egyptians have built a new Library of Alexandria, and have within this Library a bunch of computers that saves all the info on the internet. So If the goes down globally for some reason and we lose all the sites and info we got, like in a global SHTF scenario, we would have to go poking around a building in fucking Egypt to rediscover the internet.
Egypt is number one
>>25475117
So all my shitposts will be preserved forever. Who knows, maybe someday some historian will read through them like we robots are reading through >>25473077 right now
>>25475117
Bullshit, inb4 they bought A bunch of servers to archive a few sites like Twitter, insta, and Huffington post
What is worse for a girl's attractiveness:
Being slightly overweight or being paralyzed from the waist down?
>>25475069
That's a bit more than slightly overweight.
>>25475069
I would rather have a 3.14qt in a wheelchair than a fat whale (in a wheelchair).
I'd rather be in a wheelchair myself than date a ham planet chub queen.
in the black community, how are black women who have sex with white men treated? Are they disliked and shunned similar to white women who fuck niggers?
We get called gold diggers or people imply we are sleeping with the enemy but Tyrone can fuck as many white girls as he wants and no one is suppose to say anything
>>25475605
>we
there was no need for this was there
>>25475605
Do you understand the concept of a lock and the key that opens it?
Lets have a music thread robots.
Specifically songs that warn you about how evil women are.
I know Dio was metal and most of songs were about dragons and wizards, but one song of his I always loved was Don't Talk To Strangers.
Pretty much tells you what women really are.
Don't smell the flowers
They're an evil drug to make you lose your mind
(flowers are generally associated with girls)
Don't dream of women
'Cause they only bring you down
Don't let them in your mind
Protect your soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoGsYM-NAxo
eminem superman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuphFPEqJqw
Can't believe this wasn't an original comment.
>>25474981
good taste op
You might not know this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maRyeIvbQn0
>>this is where I realize, my trouble comes with bluest eyes, now when I walk in the room, you know its all I can do, to stare at the floor and not to look at you, what do you think I am leaning on the wall? what do you think I am, or do you think at all?
Women mostly fall in love with the idea of "you"
>>there are so few things between the rent and me
>>you were something of a charity, and I wanted you to give some to me, but what do you think I am, the smoke in your clothes?
>go to see a prostitute
>getting a bj
>ask her if she minds if i push her head down
>she says no
>kinda hesitant
>10 seconds without me forcing her head down
>she grabs my wrist and guides it to her head and forces my hand on her head
>shove her head down for a while until i came
I honestly got hard reading this
>>25474975
She pities me though. I'm young (18) and have to rely on her and other prostitutes for sex. She gives me great deals though.
>>25475123
How much does she cost you? I really wanna go to a prostitute but I'm also 18 and I am in college and have less than no money
So how kinky are you /r9k/?
>Age
>Sex
>Location
>How many partners
>results from http://bdsmtest.org/
r8/h8/masturb8oraoksnfijadsfnos
>>25474817
25
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nz
3
>>25474817
19; Male; USA; 1
93% Degradee
93% Switch
92% Rope Bunny
90% Degrader
89% Rigger
83% Submissive
78% Dominant
70% Pet
65% Sadist
57% Masochist
57% Experimentalist
50% Master/Mistress
50% Slave
45% Vanilla
40% Brat Tamer
33% Owner
27% Brat
25% Primal (Hunter)
22% Primal (Prey)
10% Daddy/Mommy
10% Girl/Boy
3% Exhibitionist
2% Voyeur
2% Ageplayer
0% Non-monogamist
What are some good albums/songs that a robot/failed normie would like?
someone on /b/ recommended this album a while ago, it's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DTj_KLqp_s
I like this song
Most of the time I listen to music in languages I don't speak because sometimes lyrics make me feel sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW5lZmxNHes
Lol holy shit lads
>>25474676
"BEHOLD! I AM HELGA!"
*suplexes poor anon into the ground before riding him, finally squeezing him so hard with her thighs when she comes that she snaps his pelvis*
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.
>>25474767
nah the niggers can have her.
>Always depressed, numb and stressed
>Can't even get down in the grass and look at the starts without feeling like I want to leave anymore
>Music sucks
>Can't socialize, too irritable
>Take 5mg of Dexamphetamine
>Will of live kicks in
>I am genuinely happy
>I can do whatever I want without anxiety, fear or depression
Why, /r9k/? Why does it have to be this way? I just want to have some illusion for this live without having to fuck myself with drugs...
>>25474657
I dont know man its not fair.
>>25474657
Nootropics brother.
Probably because you have the mentality of a twat.
I WANT A BUTTSLUT GF
I WANT IT
>>25474592
Time for cake and sodomy?
>>25474592
Now that is what we call a gapinng asshale
LOL WHY ARE GIRLS SUCH SLUTS LOL
This is my last fucking resort, I am a fellow robot wagecuck and I have literally no money because bills are a bitch. I need to eat pls help with a pizza or something. Literally no food and parents don't give a shit. pls /r9k/ you are my only hope
>>25474582
If you're really truly hungry, just go dine and dash at a red robin or something.
We gots no info, though, anon...
Maybe, just maybe, some kind individual will donate into your paypal.i doubt it though
You didn't post any information so.
How do you define "love", /r9k/?
How do you know what you call love is actually love?
What are the symptoms?
jes b urself n itll happen :)
Being a complete faggot
>>25474491
non-existent
