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Why do Normies have such shit memes?
>>25475824
normie in itself is a shit meme
making you no better than the thing you are attempting to slander
>>25476206
Normalfag was better, but the true meaning was lost on them and it turned into a catch all response for all the autistic perma virgin dumb frogposters. Seriously the no true robot shit is pathetic on so many levels.
>>25475824
Fork should be on the left side.
Fucking pleb. I hate Americans.
>nobody from work requests to be your friend on facebook
Why do you want them to?
>using social media of any kind
>>25475902
>implying 4chan isn't social media
who else /12th man/ here?
>>25475793
I HATE NORMIES SOF UCKIGN MUCH
GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD NOW REEEEE
12th man
>confirmed
>>25475793
go back to /sp/ faggot
Why is Christianity in America so shit tier?
I live in a secular family, but /pol/ convinced me to go attend church, so I went to church for the first time, a Lutheran Church
The building was nice ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._James_Lutheran_Church_(Portland,_Oregon ), and it was traditional and cultural, with people talking about Nordic heritage after the service was over, it was epic
I checked out if church was like this all along, and a good portion of Americans are Baptists and Evangelicals.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evangelicalism
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptists_in_the_United_States
Why can't they all be Lutheran and Catholic? To me, those are the more traditional ones with culture
Am I right?
>>25475784
>Lutheran
>Catholic
Or you could stop being a schismatic and be Orthodox.
>>25475835
I'm not a shitskin or a slav, so i think i'll pass on the Orthodoxy offer, ta.
>>25475835
Bump originalcomment123
*YAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNN*
Oh, hey there wagie. I didn't see you there.
It sure sucks that you've got to get ready for bed so you can be prepared for another long week, but I think I've got just the thing to raise your spirits!
You see, I'm using my vast amount of free time and energy to write a musical, a comedic satire entitled "Wagie On the Clock". It's a parody of a classic play by Joseph Stein, but I suppose you wouldn't know that, would you? Not much time to go out and enjoy the fine arts...
Anyway, I'm almost finished, and I'm in the process of securing a publisher, not that I really need the extra money! But I thought you'd like a little sneak preview of one of the songs. It's called "If I Weren't a Wagecuck". I'll be posting it in a few separate parts, so it'll take a few posts to get through. But that's okay, because after all...
I have all the time in the world.
>>25475728
AUTIS M
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Is it the same anon that makes these all these threads?
oh come on m8,
the last one isnt even dead yet
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ALL DAY???
>>25475701
Because change is difficult and scary. It's much easier to wallow in self pity rather than face the anxiety of dealing with life. It's a contradictory combination of misery and contentment.
>>25475701
what can I do if I'm not original
the game is rigged
>tfw in 2016 new content will be created on /r9k/
>could be by me, you, or any robot here
>will end up bastardised by normies on social media
>nobody will understand or care if you try to tell them
this will definitely happen
>>25475693
it is the nature of all things to become consumed by the normies.
>>25475693
this happens with every maymay, newfag. get used to it.
>>25475693
i just want a small group of people with the same interests as me. too many normies here these days. where to next?
Robots, I know that a lot of you are dealing with more shit than anyone deserves. I'm here to tell you that it's going to be okay. You are awesome, you are stronger than you think. You will get through this and come out happy and better than ever. Help is out there if you want to reach out for it.
>>25475522
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
somebody help me
>>25475841
What do you need help with?
>>25475522
>Help is out there if you want to reach out for it
no
no that's not true
if it were we wouldn't be in this situation, and don't fucking say it's my own fault, you understand nothing
>as a kid he used to imagine what a game was like because he couldn't have it
>>25475514
Don't even joke about this shit, you don't even know.
>being sent to bed early as a lad w/o beating a game
>dreaming the entire game from where you left off.
>dreaming the ending and corresponding plot themes
>wake up, keep forgetting it was all in your head and you have yet to figure out what comes next
>>25475577
>dream of a game/tvshow
>dream of content thats worth like 10 episodes
>wake up
>realize its not real
Its a weird feel
>>25475647
>when the show got cancelled
I'm going to drink estrogen and become a freak of nature
>>25475511
Will you be my gf, anon? We watch anime and experiment with handholding.
So your gonna kill your self?
>>25475511
Do it. I wouldn't get into a long-term relationship with a tranny but my brain sees them as girls. I'd probably happily make out with you and gently sodomize you if you transitioned.
i am at uni for 6 more months, how can i subtly get as many people possible to hate me in that time frame? (not by being gross or retarded)
>>25475490
wear an MRA T-shirt
>>25475516
>not be retarded
>>25475734
Anon is right, you should wear an MRA shirt to showcase your love for Reddit, as evident by your inability to type out "/r9k/" properly, while your incorrect form of it coincides with the usual way /r/4chan posters type it.
Go away.
um I don't get it
"I read a philosophy book!"
>>25475487
"I have a mommy fetish"
>>25475487
"I'm not a feminist"
How do I get over a girl I can never have?
Idk
How bout you try forgetting her, since idk it's the only fucking option
why can't you have her ohpie?
If you truly loved her, you would kidnap her and have her. If you aren't willing to kidnap her, you don't truly love her. It should be easy to get over her if you don't truly love her.
>having a gf is not worth the trouble
Discuss /r9k/
Relationshit veterans only
As a failed normie who's had a few serious gfs before, no, they're definitely not worth the trouble. All of my breakups were bad and almost every girl eventually shows themselves to be an evil bitch.
If you want to get laid, just get an escort or fleshlight. Much cheaper and much less trouble. Women are an awful investment.
>>25475475
They're not worth the trouble. I know that op.
>>25475546
I disagree. It's impossible to generalize all women as being worth the trouble or not. It's possible to never have a bad breakup if you go into a relationship with a willingness to communicate what you want, expect, and need and the other person is of the same mindset.
>come on /r9k/
>first few threads in catalog are sexual in nature
I just noticed how similar to /b/ this place is becoming. We should stop lewd posting and go back to our roots of green text threads, feelposting, woman hate, and miscellaneous robotic interest threads.
It's kind of disgusting having to come here and see a new trap or BRAAAAAAAAP thread every two minutes.
>>25475315
I want Hiro to make this a blue board, would solve all of that
>>25475353
fuck, you're right
>>25475353
I don't mind being allowed to post nudes as long as the entire theme of a thread isn't about posting nudes, but really I don't know why people waste their time posting such filth here when they could go to /b/ and see more of it.
I tell you, this place is degenerating just like the rest of the board and I blame it on the normies (like everything else desu senpai).
