*YAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNN*
Oh, hey there wagie. I didn't see you there.
It sure sucks that you've got to get ready for bed so you can be prepared for another long week, but I think I've got just the thing to raise your spirits!
You see, I'm using my vast amount of free time and energy to write a musical, a comedic satire entitled "Wagie On the Clock". It's a parody of a classic play by Joseph Stein, but I suppose you wouldn't know that, would you? Not much time to go out and enjoy the fine arts...
Anyway, I'm almost finished, and I'm in the process of securing a publisher, not that I really need the extra money! But I thought you'd like a little sneak preview of one of the songs. It's called "If I Weren't a Wagecuck". I'll be posting it in a few separate parts, so it'll take a few posts to get through. But that's okay, because after all...
I have all the time in the world.
>>25475728
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Is it the same anon that makes these all these threads?
oh come on m8,
the last one isnt even dead yet
Why must you torment me so
I have no one else to provide for me
>25475728
Thank you, NEET master. I am honored to be a parton of your arts
I labour for your sake and in your name
>>25475830
I've always wondered this as well
If I weren't a wagecuck,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!
All day long I'd fap and fap and cum!
If I were a free NEET man.
I wouldn't have to work hard,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!
If I were a biddy biddy NEET,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd fill my posts with yawns and comfy and smug and feels
For the board to see and hear!
And each loud *TICK* and *TOCK* and *BURP* and *FART*
Would land like a trumpet on their ears,
As if to say "Here lives a free NEET man!"
I see wagie's gf, my lover! Pleasing me and only me
While the wagecuck's stuck at work.
Sucking thick NEET cock to her heart's delight!
I see us taking off clothes and fucking like we're rabbits
Oh, what a lustful mood she's in!
Screaming out my name, day and night!
If I were NEET, I'd have the funds that I lack,
For subs made by skilled sandwich artistes.
And maybe have a meal on the wagie's dime!
And I'd discuss the finest arts with the learned NEETs, several hours every day!
That would be the greatest use of time.
>>25475728
Wagie on the clock,
pays the bills,
becomes a cuck.
Wagie on the clock,
the more time he kills,
the more he sucks the cock.
If I weren't a wagecuck,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!
All day long I'd fap and fap and cum!
If I were a free NEET man.
I wouldn't have to work hard,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!
If I were a biddy biddy NEET,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
Shekelstein, I'll make these dollars for your yacht!
I'll make do with whatever scraps you've got!
But what if I just quit here on the spot?
And became a free
NEET
man!
I hope these threads never stop.
>>25475728
Tsts, the joke is on you, my friend. I am by no means a wageslave but a student (MBA). And being a europoor I can easily pay my study with only the minimal amount of work (callcenter for the German equivalent of Home Depot).
It is easy work and easily earned money and I can put myself with full force into my study, which will give me a decent chance for 80k (95k in Burgemoney) as starting pay.
I pity the NEET, for he does not know such joys.
As a wage slave, I look forward to these threads every morning.
I read them on my cell phone while commuting.
>winter holidays are over, back to the suck
well, not me exactly
fucking weapons-grade shitposting
Well, wagies, I hope you all enjoyed. But knowing you, you should all be asleep! I understand, you're going to want to be fresh for the next five days of labor for Shekelstein!
I hope you all have a good night, and remember:
tick
tock
I hope you wagecucks enjoyed that time off of the holidays, freedom feels great, right?
Such a shame the boss is expecting you back already but no pussyfooting around now, your holidays are over for another 360 days. They just had some fresh paperwork printed this morning - they're already on your desk. It's the first quarter of a new year so you best be working hard.
*Yawn* well it's 3am I'm feeling tired so I'm gonna go get a healthy 8 hours sleep, tomorrow I'm hoping to take a nice walk through the park and read a book. Then it's off to meet Normans wife for a coffee, she's just bought herself a new dress from her husbands wages and I offered to help her make sure it fits. Ahh it's pretty comfy here tonight I may just have a lay in.
>>25475788
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there is absolutely no reason for an adult working class male not to support the science of marxism-leninism
I'd love to actually see the NEETs actually show any of the works they've completed during all that free time.
Everyone knows the NEET life is shitposting on 4chan, porn and sleep. I should know, I am one.(3 days off porn now though)
Any plans for the day NEETs?
I'll be meeting with some fellow NEET comrades at the local Subway to discuss the essence of strategy as written in the works of Otto von Bismark and Sun Tzu, followed by a lively discussion of Soren Kierkegaard's writings as pertaining to the art of seduction.
Love and war are so very similar aren't they?
We've been applying these timeless principals in our evening dalliances with the wagecuck's wives, they are so tied up in traffic it leaves us plenty of time for rounds of invigorating activities in the wagecuck's bed, we've become the talk of the town and it is quite difficult to keep up with the demand!
Care to join? I have one ladyfriend who has expressed interest in a menage a trois, her husband is putting in quite a few extra unpaid hours this week leaving plenty of extra time to raid his finest liquor cabinets for a post marathon nightcap.
>>25475830
Yes. He has been doing it every day for at least a year.
>>25477005
NEET here. Most of my free time is spent on 4chan, vidya and weeb shit, but I've wrote a lot of songs in my free time and I can play all the instruments I need to record them.
I dont have the equipment to record proper music, though, and I dont wanna share half assed works on the net. One day I hope to form a band and share my music on the internet for free. I dont even care about the gente since I've wrote music from a lot of styles.
>>25475728
people still make these threads after it's become accepted that only normies that objectively aren't robots and don't belong here start them?
>>25477444
Just because women can't get enough of our big NEET cocks doesn't mean we can't be friends!
Just look at us as your older, wiser, far more successful brothers.
>>25475953
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>>25476086
simple, yet beautiful. great job fellow neat. enjoy yourself a nice glass of scotch and a cigar. easy though, wagies on suicide watch.
>>25475728
bless you NEET,
I wish I was you but I am here stuck at work, counting the hours until I go home
>>25475953
>Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!
>>25477091
why do these posts make me laugh so much
Jokes on you; I worked today!
