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I'M SO HUNGRY I WAN'T TO EAT EVERYTHING IN MY WHOLE HOUSE AHHHH
haha fatty
Me too but i have literally no food because poorfag
>>28645246
I'M SOMEWHAT FIT AND ON A CUT SO I'M HUNGRY GOD DAMN ITTTT
Be honest, /r9k/, would you fuck her?
This is your one and only chance to lose your virginity
>>28644983
pic def related
Depends on many factors
Well, if I had to choose between her and a cute trap, I'd choose the fat boobies. Only mentally ill degenerates fuck traps
Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend?
I thought humans were supposed to be social creatures? Being a lone wolf is actually really hard.
>>28644952
Humans weren't meant to be wolves, of course it's hard.
>>28644997
Humans weren't meant to be anything
>>28645137
Humans have no creator deeming a purpose, whatever purpose is only can be because you deem it so, and it will be no longer, when you can no longer.
Post songs/music that makes you feel comfy, depressed, eerie, alone, empty, cheer you up, gives you anxiety, depair or great sadness... ITT: Bonus points for comfiness
I'll start with comfiest song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-kmmwu14ws
https://youtu.be/siHX5nvpzPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riifOyp4V6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
not original comment
why are you sleeping alone still, anon?
>>28644529
Because my bed smells like swamp ass
Because sleeping alone rules?
I hate sharing a bed.
>>28644537
thats a pretty good reason
>have ant problem
>leave plate of finished Mac and cheese in bathroom
>gets covered by ants
>immediately rinse plate in bath tub
Fuck ants
>>28644273
>finished Mac and cheese in bathroom
What's going on there, pal?
>>28644568
>not eating all your food in the bathroom so you can shit in the shower at the same time
Fucking normies leave now.
>>28644273
Borax is edible (the lethal dose through human consumption would be around the same as for table salt) and it kills all sorts of insects including ants. So if you just cover your food in borax you can help alleviate some of that trouble.
poison is about the only answer if you want to defeat them.
> tfw you've gone too fucking far and you realize you're actually real fucking creepy
holy shit, everyone was so right about me.
w-what do I do now?
Stop giving a fuck about trivial stuff like that, and start giving a fuck about real issues that really fucking matter.
>>28644070
I actually deal with real problems everyday, so I do this to de-stress But sometimes it hits you, like holy fucking shit, I'm fucked up.a-anyone know if someone gets notified if FB pics get saved btw
>>28644043
>only one friend tolerates your autism/has a similar sense of humour
>you're a total weirdo creep in every other social situation
Funny thing is the friend I'm talking about is a Chad, go figure.
robots, who's the qt you wish you had?
Lord Narf
Melanie Martinez
the one I met from here (r9k)
>graduating this week
>gonna have a 2 year degree in programming, and software development
>feel like i have no chance at getting a job
>feel like I'm going to be stuck being a wage cuck
>just want to have a job that pays me well enough to live a comfy rich life, have a family,
and give my future kids a good life
pipe dream much?
>feel like i have no chance at getting a job
SPOILER WARNING
It's true, I'm sorry.
Maybe not if you're really good at answering bullshit programing questions off the top of your head during an interview.
>>28643800
Don't feel that feel anon unless you're near fucking silicon valley and their bullshit you will get a job just fine. Everywhere else needs people who can code and not having your degree makes you attractive because:
>They know you've taken as much programming as a regular unicuck but without the bs liberal arts electives
>Despite your qualifications you can be paid a fraction of their cost with no chance to go above 60k until bachelor's
>You're a clean slate in terms of style and best practices
>You need the work and won't be a demanding arrogant prick
Plenty of places would love to get a coder with an associates for $45k
What's up robots, me and my friends are having a debate of whether or not our good friend Josh should cuck a beta faggot of his hot girlfriend who's hitting on him. He doesn't want to though. Please help convince him to do it.
ehh, I don't care.
>>28643632
What a beta thing to say. You fucking retard.
I bet you got cucked and are still suffering from stage 4 anal devastation.
>>28643619
Here's what's happened so far
>Be Josh
>in college
>Meet Qt3.14 in my class
>Hot blonde with great ass
>boyfriend is beta faggot
>really controlling and doesn't let her do anything without getting pissed
>Tells me about it regularly
>After talking for couple weeks, starts flirting
>Grabs my ass, make dick sucking motion
>Even sucked on my neck twice
Should I cuck her boyfriend?
How do you deal with social anxiety as a girl? I feel shy at parties or hanging out with friends sometimes but people still expect you to be outgoing and entertaining all the time.
No one's going to help you. There are plenty of sites for women go to them. I swear I'll fucking reee at you if you post here again.
>>28643336
>How do you deal with [...] as a girl?
1) do anything
2) drown in attention and validation
>>28643360
My bf told me to look at support sites too but I'm not like the other girls who go there.
Why aren't you a sociopath yet, /r9k/? It's objectively the best way to live your life if you don't want to be poor forever.
>>28643245
but I do want to be poor forever
I'm already a psychopath which is better and I'm not poor because of it. Sociopathy is for fedoras.
Implying most of /r9k/ aren't sociopaths kek
Who else here /gondola/ ?
Im past tfw (insert crave here)
Im past everything. Im merely existing, without personality, drive, or anything else. You might call this depression, label it as you want. But in the end, you just try to bring meaning to a meaningless existence.
There is no free will.
There are no morals.
Im perceiving the world around me, thats all. No good, no bad, all one.
>>28642773
Im like "eh"
Is this a Gondola thread?
IKTF, I even walk aimlessly like Gondola
just going to see what happens
tfw no qt succubus gf
>tfw no qt succubus(male) gf
>>28642812
that doesn't even make sense in the slightest
>>28642812
You want an incubi
Who /Mischa Brooks/ here?
she's pretty hot, inshallah my seed impregnates her.
>>28642622
That's pretty degenerate senpai desu senpai
>>28642454
Bitch is absurdly hot.
