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Who needs a gf when you have music?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rR26vRzenMU
>>28649939
Pretty much everyone
>>28649939
>tfw even Pandora can't solve the feeling of tfw no gf
>>28649939
Are you that Algerian guy?
I've gotten into L'alize recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI6Mp_hc740
What do girls 18-25 like talking about/like in general? I could be rolling in the sweet puss but I can't start/keep a conversation because i have no idea what interests them. And i'm talking past the whole "starbucks starbucks gluten free shopping shopping" bullshit. if i wanted to find a non-basic smart girl what should i look into researching? and what're good topics to bring up in short 5 min conversations?
for the first time i'm actually looking for a femanon's answer.
help me out?
>>28649853
>I could be rolling in the sweet puss
kek sure ya could
>>28649853
I'm dating a 16 year old girl currently (Am 24) and we talk about a wide variety of topics, hobbies, family, life goals, news, TV, politics (not debate, me educating her), loads of other stuff
A lot of people know about this relationship and quite a few women constantly complain about it to me, one even sometimes shouts "pedo" at me in the street when she sees me.
Funnily enough I was actually trying to engage in a reasonable conversation with one and they said that it "had to" be a manipulative relationship because she said "what conversations can you even have with a 16 year old" I told her, then asked her what she talks about to her boyfriend "oh y'know, just like shopping and stuff I see on facebook, I also have this accountancy class"
brilliant
>>28649853
Genuinely depends on the stereotype she fits. If she sports band tees, has a few tats or looks vaguely alternative, bring up obscure bands. Or better yet, assume shes in to good music even when she's not, it immediately is a confidence boost to be seen as having good taste with little to no evidence besides aesthetics.
If she wears heavy makeup, talk about how you can't stand fake people and let her rant about one of her ex friends/ex friend groups and how she was DEFINITELY not the cause of any arguments.
If she cares even slightly about forests or environmental causes, bring up the issues of sea world or the loss of land usage by indigenous people from the global south. But be specific as hell, so that if she realizes she doesn't recognize what you're talking about, she'll see you as more advanced morally in her avenue of focus.
Hey guys I just wanted to share my story on how my gf broke up with me
> Last year
> I'm in year 12, she's in the year below me
> We begin to date at the end of the last year
> She's smart, beautiful and we get along really well
> At the start of this year, I go to uni while she is still in school
> We still talk everyday and go out once every week or so (her parents are strict as fuck)
> The previous Saturday, we went birthday shopping for her and I bought her 100 bucks worth of clothes
> We go sit in a park and she tells me she loves me
> Lifeisperfect.avi
Then last Wednesday
> She messages me "oh hey we need to talk"
> She tells me that the distance is too much
> She breaks up with me
> Completely distraught and confused
> Why would gf of 8 months just leave me like that out of nowhere?
Then it gets worse
> Find out on Monday from my little sis that she has a new bf at high school
> Message her about it
> She developed feelings for this guy and left me for him
> She tells me that for the past few months she never really had feelings for me, despite telling me numerous times that she loves me and talking about travelling the world together
> She simply says "goodbye, take care"
> Then blocks my number
I'm completely destroyed guys. She was my whole world and she just dropped me like that. I have no way of contacting her and shes off having fun with another guy while I cry in my room, alone and depressed.
Oneitis, forget about her and go fuck another cute girl
>>28649768
But its so hard mang
Like fuck I almost started crying on the train home today just thinking about her
I thought she was the one and it turns out she never really was that interested in me
This literally happened to me.
Took me a while but I got over her and so will you.
The absolute fastest and best way to forget about her is to find a new and better bitch
What animes are you watching robots?I don't want to suffer any more
Gundam
>you will never be an angsty teenage roboto pilot
>you will never fuck Haman-sama
>>28649507
>animes
plural is anime i think
>>28649507
What anime is this from, friend?
>tfw dog dead
>only bro that ever truly loved you, burned to ash
>only have a cat left
>it only loves itself
>it'll be alive for at least 7 more years
Seriously, even if you cat is neutered/spayed, it is cucking you every time you feed it or clean out its litter box. Would you flush the toilet for your gf/wife and wipe her ass so that she could go shower another man with love? You would? You are a literal cuck.
>>28649305
ok? just don't fucking feed then you autist
You could always torture it. Put it in its carrier and fully submerge it in a bathtub for longer and longer durations or something. It certainly won't love you, but it damn sure will acknowledge you.
>>28649305
I'm sorry to hear about your dog, OP. I lost mine last August, after growing up with him since I was 7.
Old fucker on his electric bike just crashed into me and broke my bikes back wheel
He fell down and started swearing and then fucked off pretty fast
old people are fucking horrible
fuck off cyclist scum and get the fuck out of the way of vehicles for those of us who actually have places to be
>>28649230
there are bike lanes in civilized countries you fat shit
Use the cycle lane then you fucking faggot.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/22/health/us-suicide-rate-surges-to-a-30-year-high.html
Don't feel so bad robots.
It's just the times.
Nobody is perfect.
That article is stressing that women are killing themselves more. but here we see it's peanuts compared to male suicide rates.
typical liberal press.
>>28649220
Hey faggot, why not add the definitions of the fucking graph next time.
All people see are fucking lines, and more lines, how the fuck is anyone supposed to understand that shit? Do you ever fucking think?
>>28649157
> men suicide skyhigh since forever
> who gives a kek ? lel !
> suddenly "The rise was particularly steep for women. It was also substantial among middle-aged Americans, sending a signal of deep anguish from a group whose suicide rates had been stable or falling since the 1950s."
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Wouldn't you agree Anons
>>28648976
Wow I thought I was the only one, I love em. Mum makes them for m for lunch most days
>>28649053
They are truly a meal fit for a King
>>28648976
cant eat them, i only eat less than 1500 calories a day
>can't get laid or interact or socialize with women for the life of me
>am a KV
>people ask how i'm a virgin at 20
>just tell them i'm asexual
checkmate, normies!
>>28648972
wait how exactly did you win here?
You tell 'em normies, Anon!
>>28648978
No one can make fun of him without being a bigot. It's very clever overall, and I considered doing it, but if anyone figured out how much porn I watch it would just be that much more embarrassing.
Is /mu/ the new R9K?
>>28648960
Let them have pepe
It's been nice not being as overrun by frogposting as usual recently.
>>28648960
Been awhile since my last visit to /mu/. I'll give it a look.
/mu/ was the old /r9k/
/mu/ was the original /feels/ board
You faggots are fat, depressed, useless pieces of shit. You have never and you will never achieve anything in your miserable lives, other than make your disappointed parents as depressed as yourselves. Consider ending your redundant existences. Or prove me wrong that there's more to you than asking your mommy, who I feel bad for, for more tendies.
Sincerely,
/o/
>>28648891
why are you so mean to /r9k/? you're practically as full of rage as the people you're antagonizing, unless you're just pretending to be retarded.
sincerely,
/g/
>>28648891
By fat, do you mean like when someone says "you're a big fat phony!" or do you mean overweight? Because some of us are incredibly underweight Skeletors.
Im not even a robot, just a normalfag here for the shitposting and dank memes. Most of us are.
>fat?
Yeah. True.
If you lie on your bed with your eyes closed and picture a road through a forest, how clearly can you see it?
is it like a photo?
like a really blurry photo?
You cant really see anything you just imagine the features of a forest?
For me i see almost nothing, just kind of know the features of the forest and road, is that normal?
>>28648881
That's normal. Everybody's a little different, some can visualize in extreme detail and some people can't conjure mental images at all, but most of us are just somewhere in the middle.
>>28648881
I have really poor mental visualization too. I didn't realize until my late teens that average people can imagine realistic imagery instead of just a bunch of vague shapes. I can't even really picture the faces of my parents or friends, even though of course I recognize them when I see them.
>>28648941
any known way to improve how much i can visualize?
4 months into hormones here. Do I look cute?
Yup, pretty damn cute IMO
Seeing as this is the billionth time this has been posted, you probably aren't whoever that is, but Google said
>Best guess for this image: girl
When I reverse searched, so congrats to them.
>>28648775
mannish shoulders, so no
Is there any point in having a girlfriend other than sex?
That's not a real girlfriend
>>28648628
Yeah. She's there to offer emotional support and cuddles.
Yea, it certainly helps to have a companion to lift you out of negative mental states that lead to asking retarded questions like this.
>loud fap
>housemate was apparently in their room next to mine
>leaves room slamming doors after im done
>never made any noise to indicate where they were and just let it happen
>im supposed to feel ashamed for fapping in my own room
why is this allowed?
Chad wouldn't be ashamed.
Chad would laugh it off with pride.
>>28648160
That's why chad is a faggot, im just straight pissed off about this
whenever im in a tricky situation i just ask myself
what would chadly thundercock do?
