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Does /r9k/ like anime?
If so what show's are you guys watching right now?
>>26321443
Just finished the newest episode of Durarara
So fucking good
Who watching Dagashi Kashi?
Cross Ange was the last show I watched. Nothing has caught my interest since. Ange was just too good.
Why the fuck is the female orgasm so goddamn impossible to obtain? You literally can't have anything wrong with your life. You can't be stressed, you can't be annoyed, you can't dislike or distrust your partner, you can't dislike your own body, the room must be in perfect temperature, you must have discovered immortality and the meaning of life and retreived the head of the immortal deer god.
And then you fucking sneeze and it's all ruined all over again.
For fuck's sake I just want to stop feeling like shit for 5 fucking minutes.
>>26320296
Because you are supposed to be a breeder and nothing else :( real love is for men only :p
not true, it's pretty easy to achieve if you're just stimulating it right, try using a showerhead or something that vibrates
>>26320296
because you don't have a thick hard cock to play with.
who /mount & blade/ here?
>tfw 20 of my 120 army are sword sisters
>3 female companions
>like to roleplay that they're my harem
srslygys
>>26331482
I enjoyed the game for a while, but I can't get over how terribly coded the horses are, and how the combat mechanics inherently favor infantry in multiplayer.
Over 3000 locked in hours in this game
Anyone here play NW? We could hop in a sever and fuck shit up like its 1813 ha-ha.
>taking the proper dosage of lexapro
>still get brain zaps
I know there's others taking lexapro here. Do you guys get this too? Maybe it's from all the coffee I drink.
/medication general/?
what the fuck is a brain zap?
i have never and will never fuck with those kike pills, but i see people talking about that constantly here
>>26331480
basically just short head rushes. I don't know why they're called brain zaps. It makes it sound weirder and more intense than it really is, but they're annoying regardless.
>>26331448
Psych meds are bad news in general. You can take them at the recommended dose and still have all sorts of fucked up problems. You probably shouldn't take them unless it's literally the only thing that keeps you alive.
>>26331480
>what the fuck is a brain zap?
It's a sensation people get on SSRIs (or when coming off of them) where they feel like they're getting suddenly shocked / jolted from their brain. It's incredibly annoying, every time you try to relax you can feel it coming on and you can never get used to them and ignore them because part of what they do is trigger all of your "something is horribly wrong" emotions even though you know it's a supposedly harmless side effect.
Is this real life? This is literally me.
I did not see that they were filming. Just found it on efukt.
http://efukt.com/21347_Flashing_Kids_At_The_Mall_Prank.html
>>26331144
Fucking prove it pls ;DDD
You go around flashing people at the mall?
>>26331181
I don't have a camera. That's an iPod my sister lend me. I only got a dumbphone... even forgot the pin for that.
I'm 21 btw. Not a " kid" <,<
>4 am
>Look in my reflection of monitor screen
>See a fat, disgusting manchild
>Sudden urge to turn life around
>Tears of rage and regret of my life
>Throw things around my room in a tantrum
>Delete WoW accounts and destroy gaming systems
>Write down my plan to change myself and fix my life the moment I wake up
>Now 4:30am I go to sleep
>Wake up and nothing changes
>Spend all morning rolling on the floor in tears wanting my gamboy advance back and then trying to recover my WoW account
>mfw at 4am and morning after
Anyone else have this happen to them?
curing autism with autism is not a good idea anon
>>26330752
I'm going to turn my life around tomorrow
>>26330828
I found my legos and I have no drive to lose my weight and get a job anymore
What would the "you" from 5 years ago think about the current you?
>>26330713
Who gives a fuck what he thinks...
probably happy that i finally started to work out, annoyed that i flunked university
I touched boobs
He would ask me to teach him
who /weed/ here?
about to smoke a joint and then go to the theater to see Hail, Caeser! with my NEETbux
about to smoke bowl number 2 of the day
>>26330406
>Caeser
clearly the weed hasn't affected your superior NEET writing ability
LOOK AT MY DAB
LOOK AT MY DAB
LOOK AT MY DAB
LOOK AT MY DAB
/shatter/ bros unite
>be black femanon
>don't care when I see black guys with white girls(or any other non-black race)
>see Asian guy with white woman
>feel nauseated
Is this how white guys feel when they see white girls with black men?
>>26330298
This is how anyone who has to project their inadequacies feels when they see an object of their desire being coveted by who they deem undesirable.
I'm very interested in finding out how this weird ass meme came into existence
>>26330395
some bored black weeb
hey /r9k/ by contrast, what is the NICEST thing anyone has ever said to you?
>"everytime he walks into a room, anon looks like he's about to burst into laughter"
>>26330051
>thats a nice jacket
>>26330051
or that should be rather, ABOUT you
>>26330051
>this is the first time I've met someone this nice!
Is there a shittier board than /g/?
yes
/v/
/tv/
/lgbt/
s4s is really shitty
it's one note as fuck, very boring
>>26329964
i'd much rather go on /v/ than /g/
Music that women can NEVER understand
Aphex Twin desu
Probably hate music. Women have composed and performed some of the most beautiful music.
Originalcomment#666
How do you overcome women and erradicate sexual drive from your body? Is it even possible? Wizards pls help
>>26329613
you can focus on other things like exercise, but no it's not possible to completely eradicate your sexual drive for women as a male.
but men can choose one woman over all others to support.
Shift your focus and devote your lifestyle to a purpose that doesn't involve mating.
Asceticism will do it, as will other philosophies revolving around the eradicating of carnal desire.
Fork over some money to the doc and get yourself surgically castrated
>teleport behind you
>>26329386
slit's you're throat
>>26329386
The only thing worse than a shitposter is a tripfagging shitposter.
>>26329386
>disperses into a thousand motes of bright pink light butterflies
>reforms behind you
heh.
post your obscure feels, the feels that you feel nobody will feel
>>26329095
>tfw you will never be pinned under giant Elsa's foot while she calls you a little mouse
>>26329095
I think I've given myself an eating disorder to keep out bad memories and supress the hardships of life in general. I'm currently 210 and 6'2" but I feel it's only going to get worse.
> tfw you were almost an 18 year old dad
