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why shouldnt i just give up and eat myself to death?
>>26321356
Why the fuck would you choose an addiction that advertises itself to everyone you meet? Even the alchies are smarter than that (it that's a shit tier addiction)
Better drink yourself do death, nigger. Alcohol solves all problems.
>>26321356
if you get over a certain weight you don't have to work and can collect bux from the government
hello /r9k/ I'm trying to improve myself by writing an existentialist novel called "Scar of a Tear" based in my own life and some fictional matters. I'm a spic so the novel is being written is spanish but I like to lie to myself saying things like: This shit will be a fucking huge literary boom and then a film maker will buy the rights to take my novel to the big screen. I now I'm being delusional as fuck but if I succeeded, imagine how great will it be to use my fame specifically to destroy all normal fags.
But I'm really losing my hopes and at the end, I know all my efforts will be thrown to the garbage. Just pray for my success, fellow robots, and I will avenge you all.
>Scar of a tear.
Holly fucking shit am I laughing.
>>26321321
well it's supossed to be some poetic shit, I don't know if the meanig in spanish is different from the english one.
>>26321478
The only thing poetic about it is the tear on your anus from getting fucked too hard.
>people born in 1998 are allowed to post now
>a good number of people here probably were born even later
>tfw you're wasting your free time arguing with literal children
I should just end it all now
>9 years since 2007
>just now realizing 4chan is full of children
how many neetbux do you get for being retarded?
>probably started browsing while underage
>getting mad that other people are browsing while underage
>posting anthony fantano and getting mad at people that are underage
i was born in 1997
in 2011 you were arguing with a 14 year old on r9k
Who /BashTheFash/ here?
>Being a globalist's youth hitsquad.
vollow ur leader fashos :DDD
what is this, local manlets meetup?
Post derishus stuff
If you haven't had NY Pizza, you never ate good pizza.
>>26320808
I've had it. Doesn't compare to Papa John's extra sauce pepperoni.
FEED ME WITH THE SHOVEL, SWIFTLY SWIFTLY
Whats the lowest you would settle for? Pic Related for me
>eyes that far apart
So you're okay with having kids with 90IQs? That's cool dude. Nice meme
this, but it'd be hard
>>26320321
how would you rate yourself? ?/10
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Who's your favourite pornstar, /r9k/?
Hardcorefu: Jayden Jaymes
Softcorefu: Melisa Mendiny
anon, is this dress fine for the super bowl party?
>>26320259
god dammit, i would love to live there
Have any of you drunkenly confessed your love to your oneitis?
How did she react?
and that my friends, is how op became the ultimate beta cuck. Goodnight sweetie pie.
I was completely sober. I response to "do you want me to say I love you?" She said "don't say that"
>she was 20 years older, married, with kids
>due to who we were, she is literally the hottest woman I have ever met, bar none
>confess while sober, be rejected
>months pass, I get over it
>chat with her drunk one night, she's drinking too
>sends me slutty pictures
>talks about sexual stuff
>talks about how she kissed her teacher and posed naked for him while her bf in another country was supporting her despite him living in a poor as fuck country and basically starving
I just want to be gay at this point. Women are trash, women on alcohol are less than trash.
Do non-whites have feelings?
I'd assume so
I'm black and I have feelings, I feel mostly sadness
I am not white and I stopped feeling a long time ago 2bh
let us have a comfy sunday evening my good lads edition
WAIFU FAGS OUT
PAKIS OUT IIII NOW llllIII
>>26320027
I want to be comfy but I am cold and I can't go in my bed anymore because the rain is coming through onto it so I have covered it in towels to absorb the rain but now they are all wet. :(
>Hits on her
>Confess my feelings
>Ask her on a date
>She says she's focused on work so no time for dating
>THIS FUCKING HAPPENS
What's the problem? She's not interested but thinks that you're a great friend.
You can't get angry with her for that.
>>26320014
"Friend"
>Your a great friend
lmao you got friendzoned. But at least she did it nicely.
>at work last night
>work in a chocolate store
>we make frozen beverages that compete with starbucks frappucinos
>high volume day
>customer wants a drink and some boxes
>she has a thick puerto rican accent and talks fast
>"i have my loyalty card"
>i have to sign in on my register
>"yes maam just give me a second to sig-"
>my phone number is onetwothreefivefivesiveneightnine
>i sign in
>"i can take your phone number now maam"
>she gets irritated
>charge her for her boxes and her drink on her credit card
>meanwhile theres a line of at least 10 people behind her
>start making her drink, making it is about a 3 minute process, whatever the people behind her will have to wait its not my fault she wanted a drink
>finish making her drink
>oh i also have a frequency card, i have it filled up can i use that drink you just made as the free one?
>oh im sorry maami cant read your mind how was i supposed to know you had that fucking card you didnt tell medo you want me to return the drink i just made so youll get it free this time, also i stamped a new one so its like getting 2 free drinks!"
>she looks at me and rolls her eyes
>5 other customers in the store now, 15 people waiting in line
>no i dont want to return it, i just want it free!
>well maam its already charged to your credit card so if you want it free ill have to do the return
>but i want it free!
>yes maam, and ill have to return it so youll have it for free.
>when can i get my free drink!?
>i can return it now and youll have free now or the next time you come in you can have your free one
>that doesnt make sense, why cant i have the free one now!
>do you want me to make a new one?
>no i just want this one free!
>yes and you dont want to return it so theres no way you can have that one for free
>she rolls her eyes and stomps out drinking her fucking milkshake
>next customer in line just wants a sample
>>26319856
i'm sorry to hear that anon,
sometimes I forget how bad retail is.
Wouldn't trade my six year military contract for a even a month in retail.
Fucking hell OP thanks for reminding me how terrible wagecuckery is.
>tfw probably gonna be a NEET once I get out of school
>work at wal-mart in town with processing plant.
>large influx of shit skin Africans who only speak French
>be bombarded every night by ooga booga
>mfw they get mad that I don't understand them.
Every
Single
Night
120lbs is max weight for female beauty. You might ask, but what about adjusting for height? Therein lies the elegance of the solution. The only beautiful tall girls are the slim and leggy type. Thus, 120 applies universally.
>>26319792
Nice tripcode buddy, try using a forum, you can make an account with a username there.
ITT: Unrealistic standards for female beauty
in the year 2016 you have to add a pound or 2 to adjust for the grills with extra, but feminine, parts.
People don't have respect anymore. The morals of the people have changed. Girls don't care about marriage or children anymore, it is not longer "hip" to be a woman. They are whores who open their legs and wonder why they die alone. Men are just as bad, they are now thuggish man-whores, either chasing after the whores or setting the bar for them to become whores. Both are incapable of holding onto a relationship, they lack any emotional depth. It is always entertaining to watch their relationships crumble a few weeks after they brag about how they found "the one", but a point has been crossed. The culture has changed, allowing this kind of behaviour to thrive, to flourish to the point where, if unchecked, isolates the wholesome, those who don't indulge, who have self-control, self-respect. This is how it has been for some time now. I only hope that when this culture is burned with the hellfire of the ancients that it will never rise up again, that these people will either change their behaviours or leave. God have mercy on our souls when this is praised, when people take after these kinds of people. May God grant mercy to our wretched souls.
Cultural marxism, man
>>26320061
Yes, we all know how much you /pol/ retards love to cling onto this concept of cultural marxism, something which doesn't even really exist.
>>26319535
>love is free, because it no longer has anything of value
Based Japan, the only ones fighting back versus this man child epidemic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq4CultA9Is
>>26319480
so much like my dad. when he gets in a bad mood he'll just come destroy stuff you cherish.
it's not a man child epidemic, its called freedom.
>>26319529
free doom
>>26319480
jew fear the samurai
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