>that feel when I've had so many internet girlfriends come and go that I'm unable to even pretend they mean anything
>I can't even get that brief period of happiness and escapism that they bring, like a week or less tops even if I really feel like they like them and they like me too
Well, internet girlfriends kept me happy for about 9 years. Now that those no longer do jack shit for me, time for a dry period going from now til... I die. Well.. This sucks.On average I am so, so much happier...
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>Online girlfriends
Toplel
You're supposed to transition to pressuring them into meeting and having awkward sex
>>24372163
That would work if I had lots of money, but I don't.
I did meet up with a girl from /b/ once and met up with her, I came inside her raw and everything. Probably had as much of a chance doing that as I do winning the lottery but somehow it happened.
I miss my ex. How to deal?
did you try posting on 4chan?
You look like a bird and your girl was a jew.
sage
ghj45
>tfw you actually enjoy your job
It baffles me at how many robots hate working of any kind. If you pick something you have any remote interest in then it becomes fun and a chance to socialize more easily.
>>24371897
children hate responsibility, what's there to get?
What is there to be interested in?
Problem is most jobs aren't interesting. 70% of Americans don't actually like their job.
FUCK FAPPING AND PORN! I AM SO SICK OF BEING A HORNY MORON WHO SPENDS HIS DAY JACKING OFF TO MENTALLY ILL "WOMEN" AND RANDOM WHORES!
I JUST SPENT 5 HOURS LOOKING AT FUCKING PORN! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STOP THIS SHIT? I FUCKING HATE PORN SO MUCH ITS CONSUMING ME. PLEASE ROBOTS I NEED YOUR HELP
HIRO MAKE R9K SFW PLEASE
>2015
>not having a fetish
stay pleb
>>24371895
Women in porn are complete whores, trash that has been spat out of society's filthy mouth. That being said, stopping porn and masturbation is incredibly hard, and I only succeeded after 14 different attempts at it. You will NOT do it after the first few tries. You just need to be a stubborn bastard, and keep trying in distinct waves. Good luck, man.
>>24371895
there is no hope OP.
What's wrong being a wageslave robots?
At least I can collect anime figurines, if I'm actually wagekek.
What's wrong is misery loves company
The only ones who think there's something wrong with it are underages or lucky ones who get bucks. Otherwise it's where the road leads.
Figs are but material things, all you need is a decent PC that can play 10bit Daiz approved anime. I mean I have a ps3 with a few games like Atelier and Neptunia but they're not that important.
>Why do you always look pissed/sad/tired, anon?
>>24371788
because I spend all night partying wooooo
O-oh, just didn't get much sleep last night, haha.
>>24371788
Because i'm super sensitive to sounds and these normies wont hush up
>mum comes into my room
>asks what's wrong and if I'm alright
>last time I told her about my problems she called me a child and laughed about it
>tells me to smile
>just stare at her blankly
>gets pissed at me because I wouldn't force a fucking smile
Anyone else have not necessarily shit parents, but just plain stupid ones?
Yeah. My parents honestly know how to handle someone with my issues. They also demand that I progress along with the people my age even regardless of whether or not I'm alright.
>>24371710
I told my mom that I should probably see somebody about my depression she told me, "Sometimes I have to choose to be happy."
>>24371710
>had a literally perfect ideal gf
>mom would call my phone constantly when i was out past 10pm
>mom came to pick me up from the fucking bar for some reason
>mom found where i parked in the neighborhood and slept with gf, and screamed at both of us and told us weird shit like no sex before marriage
>even when i introduced gf to my mom, mom gave her shit and dirty...
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I just wanna fuck a black girl in her ass. That's literally the only thing I live for.
Why in the ass family?
>>24371722
Because it's the dirtiest part of the dirtiest race and that's highly arousing for some people.
Filthy nigger girls and their filthy buttholes require a good dicking.
>>24371746
But that black ass smell though? Also what if shit goes inside your dick and you get HIV like Charlie Sheen?
>Guys look who's come out of his cave!
H-hi e-everyone. How are you Uncle Bob? Did the trans surgery go well ?
I think I'll take my food back to my room now.
>>24371633
Wait why the fuck did I just walk out of my apartment bedroom into my parent's dining room. Someone get me out of this hell.
That ginger is really scary looking make him stop smiling please
Would hanging yourself hurt very badly? I can't imagine it would be as excruciatingly painful as cutting yourself or ODing on meds
>>24371604
well if the fall doesn't snap your next you're basically left to hang there for what could be minutes choking to death
which isn't a very fun way to die
not to mention the rope burn
oy vey
Yes you idiot.
If the rope is too long then your entire head comes off though, which is a pretty quick way to go.
I WANT A FLIRTY BOY TO SEXUALLY SEDUCE ME AND MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING TURNED ON BY GAY THOUGHTS BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT
THIS IS THE ONE THING I'VE ONLY EVER WANTED WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I HAVE IT
>tfw
ayyy boi u want sum fuk?>straightLMAO
>>24371611
I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOT GIRLS AND NICE TITTIES AND HAVE A BOY FLIRT WITH ME AND TEASE ME AND TALK ABOUT STRAIGHT PORN WHILE HE KEEPS FLIRTING WITH ME AND MAKING GAY SUGGESTIONS GODDAMIT
>have bicurious friend
>enticed him into sucking my dick and being submissive
>taunted him for being such a bitch
>enjoyed it
>was years ago
>try to find any gay stuff since
>can only find ultra-gay homofaggots on craigslist/grindr
>tfw i will never have an innocent youthful gay experience again
>He's so tall and handsome as hell
>He's so tall
>so tall
>TALL
manlets how do you sleep at night knowing not even Tay Tay wants you?
>>24371570
Isnt she a ho anyways? Ah well, probably just the manlet in me talking.
>>24371570
I sleep well. No fucks given.
>>24371570
I don't like her music and in all likelihood I wouldn't like her as a person if I ever met her. So obviously I don't care who she lets pound her roast.
how much money would you need to live a long life comfortably as a neet from the age of 23
>1 billion dollars
As a human bean you should be striving to be the best you can be, not looking for the easy way out
~1.5M USD tbqh
depends on inflation
>Qt3.14 10/10 Stacy
>Fucking model tier
>Find out through trusted source that she likes you
>Everyone knows
>Does sexy dances when you can see her
>She purposefully goes out of her way
>Tells you that you're handsome
>Says "Wanna hang out at my place, anon?"
>Jealous ex bf is /fit/...
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Tell her im not interested. It takes more than appearances to win someone like me over
>>24371246
That's your 10/10? The bottom half of her face looks like sliced clay
Either way fuck it just do it what's the worst that could happen
>>24371246
well she's handing you her pussy on a silver plate
and the ex bf isn't going to do shit, let's be honest
so obviously the correct response is to go full autist and avoid her like the plague
Which tushie would you pushie, /r9k/?
>>24371204
Whoever is the nicest. Lots of these folks are mean spirited people
>Noelle
Holy fuck what have single mothers and hormone filled products done to this country
It's amazing that no matter how hard they try I can still tell they are men.