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Pic related: A common punishment for the millions of virgins and beta males after the Great Stacy Uprising
>"""""""punishment""""""
>>29299529
Honestly I think the Stacys would defeat the betas.
>>29299576
of course, those who already want to die are killed last, after many years of cruel torture and slave labor
Reality is so fucking harsh desu
lel i imagine him going home and banging his head on the wall for 2 hours "why am so retarded, why am i so retarded, whhhyyy"
>>29300297
>implying he's self-aware
Lux and Garen dueling top lane.
Ask a guy who works at an amusement park anything.
Disclaimer: I am a failed normie
>>29299419
Does it make you sad seeing all of the people out having fun with their friends?
How old are you?
Do you really kill the children who scream too loudly on the rollercoaster
>>29299435
Sometimes it does, but usually they are shit tier people and I wouldn't want to hang out with them anyway.
I am 21 years old, USA
>>29299447
I don't operate rides so I don't know. I work the shitty carnival games like whac a mole
>tfw no vegetarian gf to make vegeterian meals to
>will never impress her with eggplant parmesan
why live?
>tfw no hood gf to run from the CDP while eating 'go 'za with
>>29299364
>tfw no vegan bf to makes vegan meals with
>will never impress him with my extensive collection of bulk nuts and seeds
stop being a fucking faggot and eat meat
only traps should be veggiefags so they stay nice and feminine
Tried to shave again because no success yesterday with shaving, maybe I will escape tfw no gf this time.
Wish me luck robots.
>>29299341
why do you post your picture every fucking day? you're worse than a fucking chick. stop being an attention whore.
>>29299341
when I said get a better hobby, I didn't mean making shitty threads instead of shitty posts.
>>29299356
Stfu fag, i live the robotlife and want to share it with my fellow robots.
Post face pls
My dad is taking me to a therapist today. What am I in for?
cheap brownies
>>29299312
butt rape
>>29299312
man those fucking shits were chewy as fuck
>compliment a guy on his shirt
>he won't leave you alone
>>29299267
>tfw guys always want to lick my butthole when we get into bed
why are they so gross??
>>29299267
>flirt with girl out of politeness
>she thinks im seriousim a guy
>ask a guy if he wants to bang
>he thinks its gay
what a cuck
Do you feel like you're getting cucked when you watch porn?
>>29299248
I wouldn't say I feel cucked, but it's depressing as hell to think that I'll probably never experience that shit.
My penis is the same color.
>>29299269
Most people wouldn't experience shit on the level in OP.
>DUDE, infinity is like soo weird bro lmao, its like, it doesn't even make sense broo haha
>DUDE, like, a day isn't like actually 24 hours bro, it's like 2 seconds LONGER than 24 hours dude, isn't that like, craazaayy
Why does it take this faggot like 6 years to upload anything?
>>29299156
DUDE WEED LAMOsafgsdhgdfh
>>29299156
Until like this year, I had no idea what Vsauce was, and when people talked about it I just thought they meant Vinesauce
>>29299518
epic
Select all images with a store front.
Have you ever been catfished, robots? Or have you ever catfished someone?
>>29299149
>Have you ever been catfished, robots?
Yes
>Or have you ever catfished someone?
Yes
>>29299238
Well tell the story!
I used to do it all the time when I was in high school and had a lot of free time. Got so many free games. The best guy I strung along was a lonely guy that worked at Blizzard. He spent thousands on me and gave me Diablo 3 before it came out. I also caught some beta from the UK. I made him take a trip to the US to meet me and then dropped all contact as soon as he boarded the plane. I fucking hate beat men so I don't feel bad
>tfw I would rather be miserable but have others suffer as well than to be happy and content
same as most people
>>29299146
But it isn't possible for me to suffer anon... that is the problem with your philosophy :(
>>29299192
buddha, is that you?
i was hand holding with a loli in my dream, is that illegal?
>>29299128
My god imagine that loli struggling to take this brown veiny mass hnnnng
>>29299165
Forgot pic related now
>>29299128
yes it was you fucking creeper
fuck i cant wait until drone dreamscape androids start scanning peoples brains to find out if any thoughts of underage drawings are in there while they test if your penis throbs so we can take you sickos out
To the chestlet girls here
if you came home and found your boyfriend fucking a big titted girl and in obvious rapture and delight, far more satisfied with her sumptuous breasts than he could ever be with your mosquito bites how would you react? Would you storm out humiliated that you could never compete or would you become aroused at the sight of a genetically superior specimen pleasing your man in ways and levels that you never could?
You and the "thick girl" poster are the cancer killing this board. kys, seriously. At least BRRRRAAPPP guy is funny.
>>29299108
Kill him, the slut, then myself.
Better to go out with a bang.
>>29299133
mad chestlet
I'm so fat :(
>>29299081
Yeah me too, i'm a real fatso
>>29299211
you seriously need a better hobby
I too seem to have trouble losing my fat
You know how in tv shows and stories there's that girl who is friends with the loser nerd and that's how you know she's the good girl? You know the nerd has no chance with the girl, he's just there to remind the audience that the girl is a good person.
That's what I want.
That's all I want.
I just want a girl who says hi to me and asks me how I've been. I don't need her to touch me or be around me all the time, just acknowledge my existence and not be disgusted by me.
I can't remember the last time a woman who wasn't a fast food cashier talked to me at all...
>>29299018
>basing your expectations for how people should act from movies and tv shows
yea anon, there's a reason that kind of stuff only happens in movies. real life is shit and we need an escape
>>29299038
But there has to be at least one person out there who's willingly force a smile and say hi to me
Right
>>29299018
Get into some girly hobbies. Book clubs and gardening are both excellent. Just join a few and be yourself. Over time you'll make some friends.
Also, tell the women you meet that you're gay. They'll stop worrying that you're getting to know them to ask them out and will probably relax and just be your friend.
