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What was your descent into Schizophrenia like?
Well I can tell you one thing, it wasn't easy. But if I had the chance I would do it all over again.
Honestly the most beautiful thing about schizophrenia is that you're never really sure if you have it or not. Anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't understand what schizophrenia is.
>>29295032
It was a trainwreck. I had this fantasy of completely giving my life a new course and it did, cuz I went badshit insane.
But I might have bipolar disorder with psychotic tendencies instead.
developed from marijuana induced psychosis
>tfw no weird awkward pink haired twink bf who feels uncomfortable about everything
I'm this but black hair.
Sorry.
>>29295010
>tfw no twink bf that's only comfortable with me and scared of everything else
>>29295010
>tfw not cute and too shy to ever get a qt bf
I spent literally all night trying to find the girl I sat across from in lab on Facebook . It's morning and the birds are out. I never even talked to her or said hello
Talk to her next time faggot. Pretend like you're a normie.
Alternatively, take pics secretly and post them here.
>>29295088
If I was able to do that, I wouldn't be here
>>29295004
Ask her if you can eat her ass, just have confidence
Can't sleep, feel too fucked up. Resisting drinking alcohol right now an dtaking some pills right now. Does anybody want to mommy son roleplay with me until I fall asleep? I have a kik if you want to do it on there or email. Dont delete my thread this time mods.
>>29294993
Just posting to say I don't care about what you have to say but I saved your image because its lovely xx
>>29295024
>Just posting to say I don't care about what you have to say
Mean.
>but I saved your image because its lovely xx
Ikr its one of my favorite ever. Im not sure if they did it by design but its how mommy son roleplay relationships make me feel as opposed to all the bad feelings.
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if you haven't experienced at least 3/4th of the things that he went through then get off of this board right now
List all the things he went through and I'll consider it.
>>29294958
Ive rode in a BMW, been halted by a locked door, and have been very wrong in some beliefs about my life so yeah
>>29294971
>>29294988
You filthy normie niggers sure are persistent, huh. Tell me, why exactly do you seek to pester us otherwise peaceful robots? What kind of sick pleasure does it deliver you? Fucking normie niggers
>been trying to learn to drive for almost a year
>still as shitty as i was when i started
This is why robots should never try to do anything
>>29294845
Isn't wojak on the wrong side of the road?
I'm praying not to know this feel. I'm essentially "cramming" in terms of driving practice in order to take a step up to normie status before I go to college in a few months. I'll try for my license at least once, but there's no guarantee because god damn do I suck.Do people just "pick it up" right away? Because it's not coming to me. So much multitasking while I'm trying to focus on not hitting another expensive vehicle.
Take comfort in the fact that you're not where you were a year ago. For the longest time, I was terrified of even starting to learn. Being a (cautious) shitty driver is a step up from never being behind a wheel.
>>29294845
>>29295050
I somewhat know this feel. I feel like I'm quite an adequat driver - however, parking for whatever reason destroys me. I either park 10 feet from the curb or I hit the curb, I don't know why my eyes can't accurately pick up the distance.
>>29295050
i think not, i do not pick it up, but i am driving for some months and i drive much better.
i also already have a license
>be 8/10 robot
>still alone while faggot jawlets get all the fucking women
Fuck this shit man.
>>29294823
If this is 8/10 I'll pass as 9/10.
Thanks for boosting my confidence, mate.
Is this an infamous can-you-spot-the-error thread?
>>29294823
Through the Villa of Ormen
Through the villa of Ormen
Stands a solitary candle
Aaah! Aaah!
Would you be a good parent?
How would you raise your kids?
>>29294800
>Would you be a good parent?
No. I'm not competent. They could end up as unhappy and messed up as I am. I wouldn't know how to help them through it if I can't even help myself. I would never accept a responsibility like that.
Not conceive them in the first place.
No I'd probably burn them out trying to turn to into an ideal and "amazing" or "successful" person
Why don't you just sleep with moms anon?
>big fat asses
>makes you dinner
>buys you things
>sucks D
Most of the time all you need is a job a average dick and to be average looking.
I am average in every way, no job and I do it. Why can't you?
>>29294787
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
PFFTTTSPITSPITPISTPISTPIST
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
Where can I find some that are open to this?
How did you do it?
>>29294787
They're either sluts or single moms.
Either way it's a bad deal for you.
Why is everything getting worse as time progresses?
It's not. Who fucking cares about video games and SJW shit, that only exists in the internetosphere.
I just did some VR and that shit is fucking DOPE. I can't wait to retire as an old ass man just hooked up to VR fucking VR chicks on a VR beach, shit's gonna be dope.
It's a good time to be alive, stop being so jaded senpai
>>29294758
it's because you get older
>>29294786
>>29294786
>It's not. Who fucking cares about video games and SJW shit, that only exists in the internetosphere.
What do you say when said SJW's are banning sex robots/VR sex because it's muhsoggykneeist? You'd look pretty fucking stupid if that happens considering what you just wrote above.
What type of people say this shit?
It kinda does define you in a relationship
Women. They mean their sexual history doesn't define them, but that any man's sexual history does define him (virgin = loser).
>It kinda does define you in a relationship
How? I don't think it defines you at all and I can't begin to argue back since I have no idea how and why it would possibly define you.
The only way to can define someone is by how they act. Their history is a catalog of their actions.Slut.
Cute girls who don't wear makeup.
Do they actually exist?
There's some that usually wear makeup but are pretty good without but not sure if any that never wear makeup
They are rare. Usually girls who look good without makeup want to look even better so they wear makeup everyday. There are plenty of ugly girls who wear no makeup but not even robots want a girl like that.
>>29294776
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168948903
how to be cool about being a virgin?
you jerk off to big boobies waahaahhahhahaa
Don't bring it up. Don't tell anyone. If anyone asks, say you're not a virgin and have a go-to story if they press you further. Act like you know what you're doing.
>>29294632
Just go with it. Don't tell anyone straight up, but when they ask you, don't make up fake stories admit to never having had sex.
Just don't try to seem desperate and you'll be fine.
I don't know what to do
I fell for a girl over the internet, we spoke for almost a year, I sent her things that I bought but she told me this will always be unrequited. We had a big argument last night over it and now she thinks everything was fake because I loved her. We were going to meet up in a few weeks too, but now I know its too late.
Should I just end it and kill myself
you go over to her house and fuck her in the anus hole aawwawawawa
>>29294688
I doubt that can ever happen, I wouldn't want it to really either
>>29294618
cut all contact and distract yourself or settle for a 'friendship' and suffer. the choice is yours
Create you're waifu and boast&post
http://pochi.x.fc2.com/k_kisekae2.html
here's my sexy piece of ass mmmmmhhmmmm
I made this autistic girl
>>29294663
That's pretty kawaii, man
>>29294746
pretty shitty
