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>guy gets girl pregnant
>guy wants to keep the baby
>girl doesn't
>girl gets abortion
>guy can't do anything

>guy gets a girl pregnant
>guy doesn't want to keep the baby
>girl does
>guy stuck paying child support for 18 years
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that's biological unfairness, blaming women for it is like blaming men for the fact that almost any of us could overpower and rape almost any woman if we wanted to
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>>29295587

We were created this way. Women are not equal. Look at any other animal species. I don't understand your argument.
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I guess main issue is the child support part. Can't very well force a woman to keep or abort the baby. But remove the child support part, and then who cares? It's still costly to the state though.

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non non biyori is god tier but I need some more to watch any recommendations?
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Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka
Tamayura
Flying Witch
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>>29295536
thanks

ovje9jov
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Yuyushiki
Yuru yuri

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When did you realize you were ugly /r9k/?

>tfw Chad and highschool crush are talking in gym class and hear her say "who's anon?"..."Ew no he's ugly"
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>>29295526
You should have jerry hooked the cunt right there
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>be 8 years old
>"god you're ugly anon"
Thanks dad.
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>>29295526
I've never understood these threads. Did you people grow up without mirrors? If you're legitimately ugly, you've always know that.

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Words to live by, r9k.
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>>29295487
> Implying honest is an absolute
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>>29295487
Life don't work this way
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>>29295519
The old-fashioned folk wisdom is nice, though. I read these words when I was 13 and never forgot them.

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>anon-kun, p-please be gentle ;_;
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>tfw no boypussy
>tfw not cute
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>>29295438
fuck off to LGBT i am glad that POL raided you faggots. You faggots raid everyone
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Go kill yourself faggot
Fuck off to your own board

I'm one bad day away
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>>29295385

Things started falling appart. I got nothin to do here and I want to go out in flames
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>>29295416
So i will be going on a rampage in about 5 hours and 26 minutes
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>>29295427
It has been a complete pleasure, humans

I'll be joining all my family and friends

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Anyone ever torn their frenulum? I was wanking last night for maybe 2 hours and now I get a stinging pain when I pull my foreskin back. I can't see any visible difference in the frenulum so I don't know if there is a tiny tear or something.

What should I do? Will my dick be ok?
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I AIN'T NEVER TORN A FREN
NEVER TORN A FREN
I AIN'T NEVER TORN A FREN
NEVER TORN A FREN
I AIN'T NEVER
TORN A
FREN
U
LUUUUM
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You shouldn't tear your frenulum, OP. It's bad for your penis.
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>>29295352
>What should I do?

just wait, it'll go away after a day or two, it's just irritated skin, I had that once after I fucked a dry escort

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Hello, wagecuck.

What a beautiful day, I'm glad I can enjoy it whilst eating this delicious subway sandwich handcrafted for me by a professional sandwich artist.

Another day, another dollar.
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>>29295341
Wagecucks onn suicide watch
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>>29295341

Thanks for the money my little neetcuck, with your order totalling an entire's family worth of calories, I will soon be able to franchise another store for you to waste your benefits on.


Keep wasting your time neetie :).
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>>29295341

<--- OP as he made this post

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I have a question for those of you on normie social networks (Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc):
How many notifications do you get a day? For me it's about 10.
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>>29295258
Literally none maybe 2 a week from buy sell pages reeee and such
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i have 1 friend on facebook and it's a girl who asked me to make a facebook for some reason

why would she ask me to make a fb
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>>29295258
How bad is Kikebook? I want to go on it, but I think it will trigger my autism.
Who should I even add?

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

WHY CAN'T I TAKE A FUCKING SCREENSHOT ON MY FUCKING ANDROID PHONE?

I JUST WANT TO DOCUMENT THE FACT THAT I HAD SOME LEGITIMATE SOCIAL INTERACTION. AND NOTHING WORKS. I GOOGLE THIS SHIT ALL DAY AND NONE OF THE METHODS WORK.

I JUST WANT TO TAKE A FUCKING SCREENSHOT. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Sound down + lock key for many.
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>>29295154
And which social media is it exactly that you can't access on your computer?...
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>>29295159

get the fuck out i've been trying that. it just locks my phone. i've downloaded every screenshot app and nothing fucking works aksldfjas;dlfja;eiorj

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Friend, i have none. Nobody will make eye contact with me for more than 2 seconds without looking away from disgust. Such is life, if anybody wants to befriend that class outcast just tell me below. Just a friend something most people here take for granted.
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>>29295147
Im in your boat. I dont hve a single friend, and normies say g out be yurseld, and is infuriating BULLSHIT.
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Why not put this talent of yours to use? Become a drug dealer or gamble, put your life on the line.
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>>29295147
I'm in the same situation OP. Online friends feel fake to me because no one would ever accept me irl.

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Serious question, all banter and "fuck women" aside would you have sex with a girl that's had sex only once prior, this might be the wrong board to ask but I'm desperately trying to break this robot life and finally have a chance, I've known this girl for almost 4 years now
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>>29295104
Just meaningless sex? Of course, women who throw their fuckholes around like a rucksack only are good for that.
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>>29295104
I would not give a shit for a single fuck. if I was to do the whole "we fuck, get food, and sleep together" relationship bullshit thing, I would just want her to not be a blatant whore, but I would never love her because love doesn't exist and everything is shit.
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Depends, was it a nigger?

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What games do robots like/play the most?

My favourite now is pic related.

I plan to play the Dark Souls 3 when I'm finished and then Ratchet and Clank. In the meantime I play some Hearthstone.

Don't be shy
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I play the Yakuza games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkN9oru-qCQ
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Can someone tell me why Japanese mafia is the best mafia?
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>>29295083
I don't play anything right now, but the last game I played was Dishonored and I really liked it. Are you guys looking forward to anything in the Steam (or whatever) sale?

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I've decided to kill myself at 9:00 pm tonight. What should I do with my last 14 hours?
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You've only one single fleeting chance to experience the gift of life. So many things in your ancestry, so many things throughout the history of the universe had to go exactly right for you to be alive in this moment. You shouldn't give it all up just because things haven't been going the way you'd like them to. There will always be contingencies and obstacles that you will have to pass through, but everyone has had and will continue to have them. Sure, there are people who have bigger obstacles in their lives than others, but you need to realize that life is a struggle to forge onward through.

As a living, breathing, sentient human being, you have been somehow blessed with unmatchable intelligence compared to all non-human life on the entire planet. Be proud of it. Life's hardships and shortcomings are always temporary problems, and the fact that you, as a person, have the power to shape your own destiny through sheer human will is utterly incredible.
Really, what a time to be alive; a time in which humanity is at another crossroad in its own history; another obstacle that you are a part of.
Just don't do it OP. I know that you know it isn't easy at all, but life's purpose is what you make of it. If you can't find your purpose yet, make your purpose to experience. Experience, OP, and revel in the fact that you, out of the trillions of trillions and quadrillions of impossible odds, that it was in your favor to be born. Your life is unbelievably priceless and the greatest gift to be given.
I can't tell you what to do or even how to live your life, but I can fulfill my own purposes right now. I need you to promise yourself that if you need a reason to live, ANY reason at all, just live for the sake of finding one. Find love, find your passion, find your happiness. Thanks to the marvels of medicine, the human life expectancy has increased exponentially within only the last century! OP, you have so many more years to find some greatness in life, and it begins in you.
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>>29295073
Go on Normie book and make a post blaming people for your suicide.
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>>29295073
you're gonna concious forever anon, if you kill yourself you're just gonna be alive somewhere else again

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how do i stop caring about someone that isn't in my life anymore?
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>>29295037
Track them down, kill them, and sleep well at night knowing exactly where their rotting corpse is while basking in the knowledge they won't be doing anything without you.
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>>29295059

this is solid advice. thanks
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Hey OP, on the off chance you find the murder option as too much effort there is always the second option. Which is to grow up and stop being a little pansy about your emotions. Get through that shit and move on. Don't get beaten by a GHOST

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