Hello, wagecuck.
What a beautiful day, I'm glad I can enjoy it whilst eating this delicious subway sandwich handcrafted for me by a professional sandwich artist.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29295341
Wagecucks onn suicide watch
>>29295341
Thanks for the money my little neetcuck, with your order totalling an entire's family worth of calories, I will soon be able to franchise another store for you to waste your benefits on.
Keep wasting your time neetie :).
>>29295341
<--- OP as he made this post
Ah yes, the joy of ordering a subway sandwich.
The best part about it is fucking with those pathetic wagecuck sandwich makers. I always make sure to spend half an hour deciding which FRESH and DELICIOUS vegetables I want on my sandwich.
And I always give those pathetic wagies the smuggest look when I pay them with their own money which funds my LAVISH lifestyle.
Stay mad, cuckolds.
>>29295409
holy fucking shit are all NEETs this autistic?
Jesus
>>29295364
Goldstein, I thought you and Pepe were BFFs
>>29295409
>Fresh
>Delicious
>Lavish
Shithead.
>>29295467
What the fuck are you laughing at, wagie?
Get back to work!
>>29295504
kek
Is the itty bitty neet triggered?
>>29295341
Thisis a very delectable meal.
>>29295622
Listen motherfucker, I'm sick of your smug, uppity posts. I can just feel the attitude and entitlement dripping from your keyboard. You think you're a real clever guy but when the going gets rough you go crying for mommy and gdp. I laugh in the face of perpetual children like you, but I would never get the chance because you don't ever leave your basement. Fuck you
>>29295649
Hahahahahahahaha fucking wagie
I'll bet your fuming right now, aren't you? But you can't do anything because you're stuck at your desk doing meaningless work for Mr Shekelstein!
How pathetic. Sad!
>>29296441
He's right though, when the going gets tough you.....wait...
You would never know what happens when it gets tough, having spent your entire life in a bubble. You'll probably an hero because let's face it, it's not like you learned how to be self-sufficient or anything.
Holy mother of keks, it's staggering to see someone as useless as you are claiming to have it figured out.
>>29295341
>sandwich artist
asdf
>>29296441
Kek
Friendless neets literally have nothing better to do with their time than this, nothing to be proud of, and truly, nothing to their name whatsoever, it's so fucking hilarious
>>29295341
>"h-hi. i'd like to order a blt?"
>"ok sir. how are you paying?"
>"d-debit"
>"it says you have insufficient funds. do you have a credit card?"
>"n-no mommy doesn't lend me her credit card"
>"ok do you have cash?"
>"only 37 cents"
>"i'm sorry, sir, but i cannot sell you this sandwich. next in line, please!"
>>29296847
>Wageslaves think neets don't have money
Thanks to Neetbucks (paid for by your taxes), we have more than ample funds for delectable meals such as the custom made fresh sandwiches from Subways. It always makes me laugh to think that there is some wageslave such as yourself, slaving away all day while I get to relax and enjoy a tasty meal using your money. I have to go work out at my local gym now, hope you have a fun day slaving away for your Jewish masters!
>>29296937
if you're shilling for Shitway you aren't a NEET, mate
>>29296847
anyone else imagining the neet calling the subway worker a cuck and saying he fucks his gf then getting the shit kicked out of him?
>tfw neet
>tfw I got kicked out of mcdonalds and they kept my money for mocking wagecucks
All I said was "enjoying work" in a funny voice and I got kicked out by the manager for abusing employees
>tfw run my own business
>tfw eat subway while watching PayPal notifications stream in
Feels good being superior to wagies and neets
why are you buying cheap ass subs? later today for a few bucks extra you can buy from a local place and get a shit ton of meat and other toppings that taste beyond god-tier
here's my favorite local place
http://www.dibellas.com/menu
Nothing better than ordering a bunch of stuff on your sub and then asking to see the manager and complaining that he made the sub entirely wrong.
The look on the wagecucks face is priceless. Not that prices bother me since I don't have to work for my money.
>>29297261
I go to Subways when I feel like bossing a wagecuck around and then paying him with his own tax dollars, haha it's hilarious when I make them remake a sandwich.
>>29297272
I did this and the manager said "I've seen you in here so many times. Would you like a job? Maybe you can understand the training it takes to make these sandwiches, rather than eating them"
>"no"
>"I thought not, now get out. You are barred"
Fuck Normies. Wagies get protected where I live
> debating if I should take one more day off or just come in at three
> job already hates my fucking guts, starting to not care if I get fired anyway
> in fact, thinking about eating right, working on my body and just being a camwhore
> at least people will like me, instead of just tolerating my presence and acting like I should be grateful for that
>>29295409
pepe doesnt look too healthy lads the neet life sure is making him not well probably because he never leaves his basement
>>29297279
you're the hero we truly don't need, anon
>>29297329
What was that stupid wagecuck thinking anyways?
Why would you want to work for minimum wage when you get your money for free already?
Wagecucks really are silly.
>>29297342
plus, all the fat and sodium from the "delicious" Subway sandwich made his skin look like shit
>>29297205
it probably went like this
>"f-fucking wagecuck"
>"speak up, lad. what did you say?"
>"n-nothing"
>NEETcuck awkwardly ambles out the door
>>29297362
Actually I'm under investigation from my neetbux place
"Because apparently if I'm healthy enough to go outside. I'm healthy enough to work"
>>29295341
>that time when a joke about overworked employees got picked up by subway marketing campaigns somehow
>>29297383
Shit, do they do home delivery of groceries where you live?
That is probably a good way of looking unfit for work.
Reminder that these posts are made by a retarded wizchan faggot.
>>29297362
What was that stupid neetcuck thinking anyways?
Why would you want to live on less than minimum wage when you get more money by just getting a part time job?
neetcucks really are silly.
>>29295409
Meanwhile he slipped a few pubes into your meatball sub.. enjoy the extra salty meatballs neety, they're extra salty from all the sweating he does working an honest job for an honest pay.
>>29297446
The h*ck are you babbling about wagie?
Why would you work for money when you can get it for free?
Now clean up my mess. I was too busy enjoying Warcraft vidyakino to bother to watch where my popcorn was going.
>>29297472
shit taste in movies god i thought you fags were supposed to develop good tastes but it seems you autists just sit around lurking on 4chan and call it acquiring taste
>>29297512
I wouldn't expect someone dumb enough to actually get a job to understand what makes Warcraft the kino of the year.
>>29297472
but i own the cinema, neetcuck.
whats that, usher? he noisily "snuck" in? he has popcorn in his backpack? i bet his mom made it for him so he wouldn't have to spend his "hard earned" NEETbux. kick the bastard out.
>>29297536
>kino of the year
what the fuck does that even mean
also the movie is shit
>>29296441
as opposed to doing it for free like you are?
Goddamn I love these threads.I have to start being a wagecuck this coming Monday. Feels bad man. The idea that you can get retard-dollars as easily as implied on 4chan is a farce, though; at least in the US.
>>29297472
>tfw haven't been to a movie theater in over 6 years
Nothing of value, etc. I fucking hate movie theaters. Loud, smelly shitholes with mediocre seats, can't pause to take a piss, have to listen to faggots eat their snacks and slurp on their drinks, movie ticket costs like 15 fucking dollars, etc.
Why do they even still fucking exist?
>>29297563
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kino_(movement)
>implying a multimillion dollar shitfilm is a kino
>>29297557
I always purchase my popcorn from the Popcorn Artist in the cinema.
That's right wagie, a bit more butter.
Just a bit more.
Slightly more.
One more drizzle.
Then I complain to the manager that I expressly said no butter.
>>29297608
>last movie i saw was 2012
>that was in 2009
i was a NEET at the time. a couple friends wanted me to go, so i went to satisfy them. i never hung around with them after.
before that, i saw that Wallace and Gromit movie back in '05. i have a tendency to watch shitty movies in theatres, it seems.
>>29297631
what's that, popcorn artist? this shitstain is giving you trouble again? i thought i told the bastard he was barred. i'm calling the cops, i'll be back in a second
>>29297420
I'm not sure. I'm paranoid that my social worker browses r9k and wants to punch me for being a neet
She said "tick tock" once
>>29297695
why pay a social worker to punch you when i can do it for free?
>>29297631
I tried this and the manager played back the audio tapes they keep recording at the front desk
>"stop wasting my employees time"
>>29297702
Because if I didn't go to see her I wouldn't get my neetbux
>>29297748
Is that too much work, neety weety?
>>29297768
No it's just scary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_07asXbmyjM
I want to troll her
>>29297608
>Why do they even still fucking exist?
Legacy and the Jewish people
>>29297808
hope she trolls you into getting a job, fag
>>29297768
>laughing at someone having to spend an hour or two with a social worker every so often
>works full time for minimum wage
>>29297876
>gets less than minimum wage in benefits
>automatically assumes every wagie works 50000 hours/week for $2/hour
you should spend some time outside, mate
>>29297925
>you should spend some time outside, mate
A wagecucks idea of a satisfying life is to simply be outside his house.
Pathetic.
Meanwhile NEETs focus on the finer things in life. Right now I am writing a novella.
What are you doing with your life wagie?
>>29297857
She won't. I have all the medical documents
>>29297925
I have mental illness though so I get above the minimum wage by a large margin
>>29297956
a NEET's idea of a satisfying life is simply telling lies online
pathetic.
meanwhile wagies focus on the finer things in life. right now, i'm looking up which cabin i'm going to rent. i'm taking your mom and sister there. it's bound to be a time of laughter and sex. i'd invite you, but you'll spoil the mood.
>>29295409
>pulling chunk of Turkey breast from the freezer
>brushes side of the tray, knocks mold stuck under the rack onto other Turkey
>flick it off and carry on
>helping chefs mix batch of pastry cream
>dude bends over, sneezes directly into the mixer
>does this two more times within the next few minutes
>start filling eclairs anyway
say mad, cucks of the service industry. my pay won't be unscathed when your tum-tum's churning on the way home
>>29298070
>he works for minimum wage
>calls others cucks
>>29298191
>gets less than minimum wage
>implies he isn't the cuck of the century
>literally only work weekends at a retail job
>Live at home, take a few EZPZ classes
>steady pocket money income that I save anyway
>Mommy provides food
>Sleep in my childhood room and watch cartoons most of the time
Life is so comfy. I don't get NEETs
>>29298200
I get more than minimum wage due to schizophrenia diagnosis
>>29298200
Stop projecting buckaroo.
>>29298231
>stop projecting in a thread literally about projecting!
>>29298222
my uncle gets less and he's scizo, alcoholic, etc.
>>29295341
I used to like Subway back when I was in high school
Then I grew up and could afford better food
*BANG BANG BANG*
LOUIE OPEN YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW
I KNOW YOU'RE POSTING THESE THREADS LOUIE
Why are wagecucks always so cringy in these threads?
>>29298497
Louie is kill by now
Here's a neet who knows what he's doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>These threads
>This OP
>>29298516
these threads always start out cringy
>>29297242
the wagecucks are sure uppity these days
As a NEET it is sometimes for the wageslaves own good for a master NEET to bend them over their knee and paddle their behind so they learn. You must NEVER actually do lasting damage because it is like hitting a woman, because wageslaves are smaller, weaker, less intelligent and of a lower social caste, so it is just abusive to pummel them when as a NEET we are obvious superior.
>>29298615
Cringy as fuck post my man
>>29298615
>wageslaves are smaller,
we're skinnier, yes
>weaker,
stronger, because we actually move our bodies
>less intelligent
saying a guy who can't even get a job
>and of a lower social caste,
how are working people of lower caste than people who cannot get a job to save their life
As much as I hate to say it, I gotta hand it to the first NEET who abused the system to do just get free money.
>>29298516
because the truth hurts them
>>29298262
That's cause you live in a shit country
>>29297329
jokes on them no matter what since they are a wageswlave, God damn uppity wageslaves, I think I will just drop all pretense even acknowledging them as people.
>>29297367
Why would a NEET repeat himself to a wagecuck let alone look them in the eye
>>cant wait for robots to replace the wageslave so I dont have to deal with this nonsense
bleeding heart liberals want to make wageslaves a protected class like they have rights or something.
>All these cringey NEETposters
>introduce the word "cringy" to these threads
>wagies get immensely butthurt and try to reverse engineer this word immediately
I'm always on your mind, aren't I wagecuck?
>>29295341
Call your parents.
Ask them if they're happy with how your life turned out.
What if I were to tell you that after death, life continues normally? You do the same thing you already do, day in and day out. Would you still want to be a wagekek?
>>29297557
for every owner there are hundreds of wageslaves
How are these retarded threads still triggering morons? it's been how many months? Smh.
>>29297679
THe NEET watches the entire movie before the cops even show up and then shits all over the movie theatre for you disrespecting him
>>29298830
Almost two years now.
>>29297695
must be hell being a social worker, being a wageslave and seeing how much NEETS rake in
>>29298897
>seeing how much NEETS rake in
Memes aside NEETs make very little at all
>>29298897
idk about your country, but social workers here make good money and have amazing government benefits.
>>29298631
not an argument
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>>29295341
the thing about being a NEET, is that eventually they will get sick of you're shit "they" being your parents/ people around you. and you will be forced out of you're shell at one point or another. most people are not NEET because they are lazy but rather because they fear the worst in life and feel iniquit to handle it everyday tasks of adulthood. trust me anon i used to try and be a NEET and it got borning as FUCK. playing the same shit every day, never going anywehre, wasting the little money i did have on things i wont use when newer technology comes out. its all irrelevant and eventually i snaped and forced myself to get a job. i now go to a little community college to study IT/ computers and i have a nice little part time job at a golf course outside the city and ive worked so hard that im one of their most bragged about employees. i would have nenver known i was so good with people if i had'nt been forced out of my shell. now im still living with my dad in a ghetto apartment with 1 bedroom BUT he lets me stay because he knows im trying to get a foothold on myself. if i was still a NEET id be homeless by now.
>>29298964
>implying most NEETs here don't live on their own through government benefits/housing
>>29298754
>thinking NEETs have rights
>>29298669
i live in Canada, mate. less of a shithole than America
>>29298830
>he doesn't realize everyone's being ironic
>>29298643
Your argument is flawed because you assume NEETs want a job, I have more disposable income from th government then by wageslaving and all the time in the world
>>29298820
and for every wageslave there's one NEETcuck, begging for money
>>29298878
where the fuck do you live where it takes three hours for the cops to appear?
>>29298996
i know its "ironic" but i bet you deep inside OP is dealing with some heavy shit and hides behind the "irony" when really its a cry for help in a way he wont feel vulnerable
Hi im new to this website what does NEET mean? thanks :)
>>29298983
>go/brought to the hospital
>showing your NEET Gold Card
>get immediate treatment by the finest and most accomplished medical professionals while raging and bleeding wagies have to wait for hours
>just Canadafeels
>>29299015
>begging
My cheque arrives in the mail every month like clockwork
>>29299005
>I have more disposable income from th government then by wageslaving and all the time in the world
The most infamous lie NEETs make
>>29299005
it must be fun being this much in denial
>>29298983
America's a shithole for Parasites. Thank got NEETdom is almost impossible here.
>>29298782
lol NEETs are cringy in the same way 50 year olds that date fresh tight 16 year old pussy are.
Society condemns it yet everyone any guy that can do it, will do it
How old are NEETs?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10491906/
>>29299027
>go to hospital
>get treated just like everyone else
>you only get preferential treatment if you have a legit medical reason (heart failure, that kind of thing)
>>29299029
but you still have to go to the social worker, what, every couple weeks to clamor for pennies
>>29299054
Fucking 18 year olds thinking they can be NEETs. Fuck off this board
>>29295341
Why does this frog look sickly? Is it from never exercising and eating this junk food (subway) all the time?
>>29299076
>but you still have to go to the social worker, what, every couple weeks to clamor for pennies
thats not how it works unless you're on unemployment. if you're on neet bux, its not at all like that. they just write you off as a lost cause and send you money every month
>>29299084
I love how a bunch of people think like this while the actual concept of being NEET was created to describe people who were ~16-20.
>>29299084
You can if you are a welfare NEET. If you retire on your lavish stock portfolio you may be in your 30s.
>>29299097
I think it's supposed to be Asian
Hence the eyes and buck teeth
>>29298912
and yet no time to spend it on anything worthwhile
>>29299107
People made something stupid and other people coopted it into something that made actual sense.
>>29299102
>implying they just throw money at you for no reason
>>29299127
I don't think you even know what the original context was.
>>29299141
Poor wagekek just got his mind blown
Oh hello there, wagies!
Looks like I really triggered you with my post. There's no need to be so angry, wagie, just keep paying for my lifestyle and get back to work!
And remember
Another day, another dollar!
>>29299054
>All those children
Exactly what I expected
>>29299152
poor neetkek lying on the internet
>>29299162
I winced at how cringy that was
Such a fine day. A beautiful day indeed.
Maybe later I'll finish off my rendition of Mozart's Requiem, or I might further my studies in quantum physics. You see, wagie, in my vast abundance of free time I have come to a physical understanding of the universe which rivals that of Einstein himself.
Wagies BTFO yet again, as usual.
Every single time a NEET god makes one of these threads it ends the exact same: Wagies utterly, irrefutably BTFO.
And yet they keep coming back for more, again and again, just like they keep turning up for work, day after day.
>All these cringy posts made by NEETs
>>29298516
It's the reason why I love these threads, the wagecucks are always so fucking triggered.
Tfw making 2k dollars online through translation and living in a developing country where you can survive on 400 dollars.
FeelsGoodMan
>>29299021
>Implying the wagecucks aren't the same
>>29299615
>be me
>build stock portfolio working in central euroland
>can retire in based Poland with a beatiful slav wife in maybe ten years
Normie wagies here in Europe have to work until they are 70, until they are allowed receive back some breadcrumbs from their loving government, which takes 50% of their earnings :^)
>>29299615
Where do you live, my famalama?
>>29299680
Yea I know, I'm European myself, retirement at fucking 66 if they haven't increased it AGAIN.
I earn so much money through translation (with only working 80h a month from my home) I'm really considering flying to Africa or the Philippines to explore more of the world (I'm in Chile right now).
But wagies will be eternally grateful for their 3 weeks vacations each year to "travel" to California.
>>29299755
I make 80 grand a year working in a Pharma Lab, have a 401k, health insurance provided by my company and everything I could want. I've never heard of people like you and we work with translators due to European clients. Translators don't make much at all in the west.
>>29299252
Man, if NEETs actually made renditions of Mozart and studied quantum physics the world would probably be a better place.
>>29297439
ROFL
What a LITERAL virgin. NEETpoors are so desperate.
Subway is fucking terrible. There's like 100 places better to eat for $7
>>29299818
"Much" is always relative, 80k in the US is no better than 10k in Poland. Plus in Poland you don't have violent niggers or, unlike Central Europe, free roaming sandniggers - even more plus ridiciously beautiful Slavic waifus who look like they are anime figurines turned flesh and not even caring because it's just "normal looking" over there. It's a little paradise if you are white and have a decent amount of money.
>>29300033
>80k in the US is no better than 10k in Poland
Holy hell you are delusional. Translators make 40k a year. I'd say I'm better off than translator anon there.
>>29299928
If I was allowed to live a comfortable life as a NEET, this is exactly what I'd do. I have so many plans to develop myself and create great things, and they are interrupted daily by my wage slavery.
>>29300088
>again talking absolute numbers like he didn't even read my post
If you tell a Swiss resident you make 80k they will pity you for being a massive poorfag because you can barely pay rent in Zurich.
>>29300119
80 grand in the US is like 20 grand in Poland based on averages. I make double the average, not slightly above average.
>>29299377
wageslaves must like having their own anus streched so wide and far that it envelopes their face....but they are used to constantly eating shit at work so they just think it is normal.
>>29300119
Additionally in Switzerland I'm still above average income in comparison. I'd be making far more in Switzerland too if I worked there. I have a far higher market value.
Who /fakeneet/ here?
>make these threads/post in them as a neet btfoing wagies
>actually work a fulltime job
>currently at said job making this shitpost
>>29299818
I earn a western wage (25+ an hour, depending on how fast I translate that can get into the higher 70s if the text is easy) and live in a developing country. Work whenever I want, how much I want and I can work from home or what I've been really enjoying lately is going to an orchestra hall (or w/e it's called) for free and listening to college/highschool student play classical music while translating, nobody cares and I even made some friends there.
I pay 200 dollars for a big apartment, steal the wifi from my neighbors and buy a big portion of already made food for 2 dollars a day. I spend 400-700 dollars a month (depending what I decide to do) and save the rest. Is it 80k dollars? Heck no, but 2k+ dollars a month go a really long way in a developing country (minimum wage is around 400), it might even be comparable to 80k in the United States. I could go to a University, return to my home country (France) and earn a shitload of money, but what's the point if I made it already here?
Right now I'm getting heavy in web development to start my own business, have great ideas that I'm working on and it's going really well.
>>29300252
>Developing country
>70k as a translator
Look you tried a bit too hard there.
tfw neet and rich because /criminal/ scum<
>>29300298
>It can get into the higher 70 [dollars] per hour
I work as a freelancer and can translate up to 600 words an hour if the text is easy (which happens surprisingly often) and doesn't require extra research. I stated multiple times that I earn around 2k dollars a month.
I work on the internet, nobody gives a fuck where I live and how much I spend on living.
They pay me like they would pay a westerner but I live in a developing country (Chile).
>>29300363
My bad on that
24k sounds pretty good for Chile.
>>29300397
It is fampai, I have been searching for other ways to make money to live a true NEET lifestyle, I have written a novel over the last year but it's incredibly difficult to get it published (most likely I just suck) and now I've been getting into web development and it seems very promising.
>>29300319
wojak doesnt know the real reason why he has to work the double shift. wojak's girlfriend decided that tonight she was going to get impregnated by Pepe while wojak is at work. For her birthday wojak will be told to eat her pussy and nothng else.
>15 % of women have slept with their boss
>>29295341
Literally all neetcucks are minimum 60% as bad as CWC
>>29297242
>tfw NEET but go to mcdonalds with my laptop so i can be productive instead of lazying around the house
>tfw employees ask me if i'm homeless
>>29295341
my job has been given me 3 days off for the past few weeks. i feel like shit after the 3rd day of doing nothing but shitposting and sleeping and want to go back.
>Tfw that would be my entire life if i didnt have a job
