Ultimate gentleman here. AMA.
[SUPREMACY INTENSIFIES]
>>24383431
Do you drive a BMW?
Why didn't you kill more people with all the time you had to plan, faggot?
Which 1992-born celebrities will history remember?
Dafne Schippers, I guess.
>>24383889
I prefer Isabelle Pedersen.
>history remembering celebrities
I was born in 1997, what is this supposed to be?
>>24383220
I was also born in 1997, and you're telling me that you've never seen Teen Titans?
Starfire.
you can also read her comics.
>>24383220
In a word, capeshit
>that one perma-upset wagekek trying to force his shitty "neets are normies" meme
>>24383218
He's said several times he's a NEET and with how upset you normies are getting about his posts, robots have begun to almost unanimously agree with him. So, normie, nobody cares about how happy you are as a NEET because this board isn't for your kind. It's for robots, not failed normies like you spamming your normie meme.
Neets are one of the holy trinity, there can be no doubt. We are looking at a sickness of the mind in this anon...
>>24383281
smug, happy, productive NEETs that inhabit those threads are really just failed normies, it's the truth
Whats that wagekek? Had a bad day at work today? Performance review coming up? Boss breathing down your neck? Your QT 3.14 gf broke up with you to bone a black demigod instead? Depressed and suicidal?
I FEEL your pain homie.
But take a moment to look on the bright side.
Your hard earned tax DOLLARS are funding my NEETbux every month to live the comfy life. Your tax dollars allows me to hang out at my favourite venue, the SUBWAY, every day, and have a NUTRITIOUS, low calorie meal prepared by their very own, qualified Subway sandwich artist.
But...
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>>24383147
>normie facebook meme
no thanks normalslime you will find no upvotes or likes here, you are not a robot you are not welcome here this place is not for normies like you
What a fucking drama queen
>>24383147
WageC.U.C.K.O.L.D.S being BTFO after a hard day of wageslaving.
Poor creatures, not a second of peace.
BROS!!!!!!!!!!
I'm trying to go for the pic on the right. I got my haircut like 20 minutes ago, but I feel like I'm missing something, or worse I did something wrong.
What do I need to edit about my current haircut, to get it more like the pic on the right? I already know I need to clip the back....but what about the side where it parts over?
Also, what product is the dude on the right using ?
Basically, I want that guy's medium length undercut, you know. But then again, it doesn't even look like he's parting his hair over...
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>>24383142
Let your hair grow longer
...
Done
>>24383142
why is it always guys who look like total faggots get this haircut
>>24383142
never ever with that jaw
Who /Least Favorite Child/ here?
>Tfw your younger siblings get to go on expensive trips with parents
>Tfw your young siblings get to go on trips AND get more expensive birthday and xmas gifts than you
>Tfw you can't remember a time you got over $100 total from all of your relatives for bday/xmas
>Tfw every holiday just brings you sadness because you have to spend it with a family that doesn't love you
>Tfw...
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is there anyone out there
Well guys?
>>24382834
how old are you and do you still live at home?
Seriously, what the fuck is up with porn these days?
Men are desensitized and they need more and more gross shit to get off
I actually love it, myself. It makes talking to women ridiculously easy, since it reinforces in my mind that 90% of them are whores or whores in training.
>>24382821
it's pretty fucking awesome, desu senpai
>be black
>be in university
>random chink in one of my classes asks me why I'm not in community college
Fucking chinks.
Don't trust asians at all t b h they love being the model minority and will throw you right under the bus. That Includes Indians and shit
Don't trust their SJWs either. They only pretend to be with causes to assuage their own guilt over only having white friends and only dating white
>>24382804
>nigger
>in university
Choose one
>>24382888
nice meme faggot I'm sure it took you a while to think of that one
>I go to work
it's not like I want to. I don't even get a wage, just NEETbux.
>>24382734
I dont
bloxx
>>24382762
how much?
bloxxorz
Your biggest red flag. I'll go first
>She likes to be dominated, abused, degraded or fucked hard.
Just quit it right there desu senpai, cant fix a girl as fucked up as that. Only a matter of time before she goes to someone else.
She's not a virgin.
princess complex and superfluous mannerism.
You wake up at night as she carefully strips the dead skin from your toenails and eats it.
>Oh...sorry! I only date black guys!
>You're super cute, though!
What do you actually do?
>only dating black guys
why would I care?
>>24382712
In my 32 years on earth this has never happened. Ever.
What if a woman just walked up to you and rejected you like that when you hadn't even said anything to her? How would you respond?
As a wagekek how do i live as a neet?
quit your job.
> shit tier: autismbux or parents
> dumbluck tier: get lucky
> god tier: retire with your savings
>>24382463
How do I get autismbux? Ive wanted to know for so long
>Be on POF
>almost all of profiles are:
>single mother
>"I don't got time to play games!"
>"I need a man, not a boy!"
>Heavy smokers
>Tattooed
>Piercings other than ear
>"Muh long walks on the beach"
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What's wrong with you, boy? Can't you handle a real woman?
Man up, fucking manchild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's nothing more manly than raising another man's child.
Yeh man. Online dating is terrible.
>tfw you will never pick up an 8/10 on the side of the road and drive down the interstate as she blows you.
Hi. I hate life. How can I make the time pass faster without using drugs/alcohol?
>>24382230
I second this question. even video games or tv don't do it anymore. I just want to sleep all the time.
>>24382230
y would you not use drugs/alcohol?
>>24382243
You are here right now.
Which do you want more: to sleep or to shitpost?