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Eggman is back and he will give you a blowjob for 15 cent. Watchout for the herps tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDf7j6qQnQ
>>24379670
bump for eggy
His desperation is quite entertaining. Someone give him a dollar to record himself eating a cactus like LA Beast.
Absolutely pathetic tb h
If you're a pedophile can you please kill yourself?
You should all be burned at the stake.
>>24379590
Tumblr pls leave, no one likes you.
>Orgasm was defined as follows:
>Extreme tension with violent convulsions: ...sudden heaving and jerking of the whole body... gasping... hands grasping, mouth distorted, sometimes with tongue protruding; whole body or parts of it spasmodically twitching...violent jerking of the penis...groaning, sobbing, or more violent cries, sometimes with an abundance of tears (especially among younger children).... hysterical laughing, talking, sadistic or masochistic reactions... extreme trembling, collapse, loss of color, and sometimes fainting of subject.... some...suffer excruciating pain and may scream ...if the penis is even touched....some...before the arrival of orgasm, will fight away from the partner and may make violent attempts to avoid climax although they derive definite pleasure from the situation.
>>24379590
I thought liking pedos was the hip new thing?
What you have done today to fight jewish government, r9k?
>>24379559
I'm Jewish lol
nothing, because im not white.
Posted on pol
Got annoyed seeing a WMBF couple
Is this the best candy bar?
No. I work in a factory where those are produced. You don't even want to know the kind of shit they put in those things.
>>24379497
Fuck...
What's in them? I eat like 10 of these a week. Are my balls going to fall off?
>"chocolate" layer so thin it's translucent
Save your money and buy gourmet candy in a week. It'll be better stuff, and additionally you'll eat less candy overall so it'll be better for you.
What do Japanese girls smell like?
Rice and manga.
fuck i wanna play Uno
perfume probably. asians have little natural body odor.
>mom asks if I look at porn whenever the topic comes up
>"what? no."
>tfw I am into very kinky and lewd things and masturbate almost every day
she would literally cry if i said yes
>>24379333
Pray tell, what sort of conversation do you hold with your parents to bring them onto that question?
Because there's no way in hell I'd ever have to discuss something like that with my parents.
>>24379333
my parents definitely know I'm into lewd things but we all collectively amnesia so the topic doesn't come up
>>24379333
Why would they topic of porn come up with your mom?
Why do you hate single moms so much? At least they're trying to raise the kid. How come you never complain about the deadbeat dads that abandon their children?
>>24379322
Because most of them are sluts who just want a kid to feel better about themselves.
There were probably signs that their ex wouldn't stick around, yet they chose to ignore them and spit out a kid that he and the government then have to pay for.
Abortion should be mandatory for unmarried and underage women.
Everyone already knows deadbeat dads are shit, but the public narrative is that single moms are some kind of saints and heroes who just got used by the guy instead of actually having a say on the whole "pregnancy" deal.
in my case, my dad left my mum because he didn't feel the romance anymore.
my mum said to me, romance only lasts a little while, but after spending time with people you develop fondness for them anyhow.
it feels nice to have a mum who isn't a slut, it makes me feel like a natural aristocrat compared to y'all.
Who here /skippingschool/?
Why do you skip?
pic unrelated
bump
this is a very very original post
>>24379266
Kill yourself underage fag
>sage in all fields
>>24379565
>what is college
who here /kissless, hugless, handholdless, virgin/?
I wonder what it even feels like to have a gf
If not having a GF is your only problem in life, then you're well off and an ungrateful cunt. Even relatively ugly people can get GFs. Your problem that you're an uninteresting, lazy, most likely dirty and fat person who posts anime online as a past-time.
>>24379276
And? Whats it to you?
Here. Trying to see if I can make my mom hate me so I can kill myself
Hey /r9k/. Did I get hacked? My internet conection got bad for some minutes.I checked task manager for unknown processes but I didn't find anything suspicious. (except SearchProtocolHost.exe but It was located in a sys32 folder so it is afe) After restarting my PC twice,everything got back to normal.What should I do? I am scared shitless,my life is shit already and this will make it shittier.
>pic related found it on my hardrive
That happens, you dumbfuck. Your connection fluctuates.
Download AVG or Avira
Download MBAM
Run both
Install program that allows you to see your down and upload speed
Monitor that for any abnormal activity
>>24379023
I am well aware of that.But it doesn't explain why I found the pic on hardrive.I didn't save it.
I read that Europoors don't do dating and asking out girls. So how the hell does that work?
>>24378743
Socialist government issued girlfriends.
>>24378743
don't trust everything you read, it's the same game over here. Albait we have a slightly lower number of batshitcrazy feminists here, so you might even meet a girl who wants to split.
>>24378743
We actually do ask out women too but many relationships develop somewhat naturally by simply being part of the same group and hanging out together all of the time.
*Burps* *Farts* ahh!
It's lunch time, wagekekie. As always, for my lunch today, I just finished a delicious foot long personally crafted for ME by a qualified Subway Sandwich Artist with only the FINEST ingredients available.
How's your Ramen tasting today, Wagie?
>>24378737
I don't get it
I could also get a subway. Made fresh for me but a qualified blah blah.
What is subway exclusive only to neets?
>>24378737
but ur mom paid for it?
>>24378737
My husband made me fried rice for my lunch. I helped a little by chopping green onions.
>tfw doing no fap
>not doing it for any of the bullshit or mental shit that /r9k/ talks about
>cause of porn induced erectile dysfunction
>didn't even realize it until I was with a girl and I had a hard time getting it up and didn't even finish
most of you guys who fap everyday and haven't had sex yet really need to stop, I wish I'd stopped before cause erectile dysfunction us probably the worst thing a man can get.
>>24378684
Erectile dysfunction literally doesn't exist. It's been proven in studies that men, even older men, who have "erectile dysfunction" with their fat, aging wives have no trouble whatsoever getting an erection with a pretty young nurse.
Erectile dysfunction is a myth that fat, bitter American women invented to explain why men not being attracted to them proves that they're not real men and can't handle Real Womyn With Curves (tm).
Trying to blame ED on porn (read: hotter, younger women) is just further hamstering by ugly old fat women.
>>24378807
that's not true cause I tried fucking a slim 9/10 escort with huge tits and ass and struggled, if you think excessive fapping doesn't fuck your dick up then you're an idiot.
>>24378911
You're the idiot if you think one anecdotal experience invalidates legit research. There could be hundreds of factors other than fapping that made you unable to perform. But you are simple-minded and not equipped to analyze them.
lms if u deserve a muthafuckin gf
if you deserved something you would have that something.
if you don't, well it's blatantly clear that you didn't deserve it.
>>24378537
Doesn't everybody innocent deserve life and freedom?
check and mate, dumb normie roach
>>24378514
this girl said she was a virgin on /soc/. I wonder though...
Are there websites that put out interesting articles on a regular basis that aren't clickbait or SJW nonsense anymore?
>>24378398
/pol/chan?
that's a cool painting
>>24378444
kinda gay to be frank.
