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Rate my sisters /r9k/
Will they grow up to be whores?
probably already are
they already are though.
>>25707005
Probably, it feels like shit knowing there's fuck all you can do to prevent it I bet
Reminder that Rodge's dad BTFO'd all tripfags
>mfw two of those posts were mine
>>25706990
holy shit that is the toppest zozzle I ever did zoz
>>25706990
What thread was he in? I can't believe I missed that.
What does /r9k/ think of my friend & I?
>>25706975
I don't mind black people to be honest
>>25706975
Well done, you caught yourself a nigger
What's the next step in your master plan?
>>25706975
he seems alright
What's the worse thing ever created by a human /r9k/?
Probably NTR porn.
Life desu
all things considered,me
>>25706889
Nah, I bet you're an alright guy anon.
This man is what turned Elliot into what he was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnT0CMwBrWs
>>25706777
why the fuck is american TV so flashy and dramatic.
oh, and by the way, he's a spree killer, not a mass muderer.
get your scripts right before passing it onto the grieving dad you BSmedia retards.
>>25706819
>he's a spree killer, not a mass muderer
he is both, you retard, a mass murder is a killing of 4 or more people, Elliot killed 6, thus meeting the criteria
>>25706777
How did you get a documentary from the future?
>been in love with my lesbian best friend for 11 years
I think it's time to end it boys.
>>25706640
>having friends
>beings friends with a female
what the fuck are you doing here
>>25706640
Rape her and knock her up, lesbianism isn't real anyways all women have bio-clocks and need the cock when it starts ticking.
if mayor de blasio can marry a 'lesbian' then you can too.
>>25706640
I feel you meine Familie. I am still at the point were I might or not be living in a delusion that I might have a chance.Though I only know her so much so maybe that's part of the reason
>Alone in my house
>react death sounds from warcraft 3 heros
Demon hunter is the best sounding one
Same desu senpai smfh u nigger
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>Alone in my home
>Try to sing in all my best tones
>Lament, and resort to funny voices and insane ramblings
I wish I could sing or something maybe. I'd rather have a nice deep voice though, I suppose.I sound manlier in japanese.
>alone in the house
>stroke my cock slowly to hegre art videos while laying on bed with the door open
what is the most cowardly thing you've ever done?
>>25706501
Got invited by three chicks in secondary school to some shit concert in town, but i stayed at home playing videogames.
>>25706501
I didn't do anything when a girl was being sexually harassed on the same bus as me.
>Hear guy approach girl I guess he knows
>They conversate for a bit
>He starts to try and hit on her and gets handsy
>She laughs a bit and tells him to stop
>He keeps going
>She gets more vocal but he doesn't relent
>I'm sitting eyes forward hearing the interaction trying to figure out if it's some retarded high schoolers' way of flirting
>She gets to the point where she's practically screaming and starts to cry and scream a bit
>"Ok, the next time if I hear her scream I'm gonna do somethi- wait, was that a giggle? Are they just playing? Am I gonna get my ass kicked for standing up for her or for not being in the loop?"
>Eventually the harassment dies down and he gets off the bus
I justify it 20 different ways in my head (she never asked for help, she obviously new him, etc) but the reality is a real man would have at least done something, anything, even if he didn't confront them directly.
>>25706642
>They conversate for a bit
>They conversate
>Conversate, not converse
Kill yourself. Also you did the right thing by not butting into someone else's business and white knighting
Do you think you had a past life?
>>25706467
I don't even have a present life.
>>25706507
underreeeeated
Unlikely.
[sockxbloxox]
That girl I like shows no outward signs of liking me because she obviously likes me as well and is too embarrassed to reveal her feelings.
Right?
Right???
>>25706451
Kill yourself and then you can find out because she will be sad, this is a sound plan OP, I have used it many times.
>>25706451
>tfw the only reason you're a failure is because you haven't discovered your super secret talent
We're all gonna make it!
That's right, she's only sucking Chads dick because she's to shy to suck yours
guys...I've accepted it, I'm going to be a virgin for the remainder of my life. I just ask if there's some way I can use my virginity for a greater purpose?
You could be like Newton, Tesla and Kant.
Just do something completely different, you got more time than other people, if you actually manage to drop the thought.
Don't give up, kiddo. Just join the military. There's plenty of opportunity to fuck bitches in the military
>>25706405
I wouldn't make it through the MEPS.
>tfw turning 20 in 2 weeks
im going to miss being a teenager guys :(
i feel so old
be honest senpai. are you robot/virgin/antisocial? if not get off r9k and go to b or soc.
>turning 25 in 3 months
It could be worse.
>>25706363
Yeah, turning 20 felt strange for me first. When I turned 21 last year, it feels like nothing. Just another day closing nearer to death.
Anyone else cut their own hair? i started doing it many moons ago so that i wouldnt have to interact with a barber.
Anyone else think people who say shit like "many moons ago" are faggots?
>>25706341
I wish there was some sort of /r9k/ barber guide.
I think I've only managed two successful non awkward visits in my 25 years
Done it for about 5-6 years now. Somehow got really anxious about barbers so I learned it myself. Its not as well cut, but nobody can tell I cut it myself. Everyone just says "oh you went to a barber? how much did that cost?" And I just say "around 15e" and feel smug because I saved around 15euros and got a cut I wanted. It took a few tries to learn how to do it right. Pain in the ass to do too.
Just made quite a lot of dough by blackmailing a paedophile. How do you make money on the side anon?
>>25706279
Nice work, these pedophiles aren't even human
>>25706279
ayy that's what's up anon
how'd you find out he was a pedo?
>>25706279
I had a female online friend from totse who did the same.
Her online name was vicky-lala or some shit.
If two 18 yo girls invited you on a road trip to california and said they'd suck your dick the whole drive there, would you go?
9 times out of 10, if it's too good to be true, it isn't true
>>25706262
I already live in SOCAL, what now?
>>25706262
Only if I'm not driving
