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What is it about Eurasians that makes them so nutty?is it their genes?upbringing? Idk
>>24917771
>Eurasians
Their supremacy
>>24917792
He looks like he'd be really really easy to beat up
>>24917792
he looks based as fuck here
im going to fap to this at some point
Pic related, shitty MacDonald's. What do you smoke, and favorite brands et cetera.
Smoking is the only way I cope with my wage life.
White trash tier Marlboro Menthols.
I only hate smoking because of the smell i could give a fuck less about health effects and i refuse to vape.
>>24917821
I think they're banning menthol up here in Canada soon. I love Marlboro reds, but I can't buy them in my province.
DuMaurier or Belmonts. Only really smoke when drinking.
Who #gangland ghetto here? What kind of neighbourhood do you live in?
>>24917708
Englewood borough of Chicago, Illinois
Look it up.
>>24917708
Brownsville, Brooklyn
A shit dump apartment complex near college but ironically enough still in the bad part of town. Seen drug deals and gang violence, nearly been raped more than once.
>people actually for the height meme
My friend was 5'6 and he was a chad. I'm taller than him and a virgin.
>>24917566
nice try tiny
>>24917576
pls dont insult my dick
>>24917566
>everytime I see this thread I get false hope
>go into public and realize what an inferior piece of shit I am and get crushed
>I fall for this shit everytime and get destroyed even more the next time
fuck you
FUCK YOU
Tried to kill myself again today. Tried to jump off of my apartment's balcony. Pushed my arms down on the balcony and tried to push my head down first. Pussied out and removed myself from the location before I could jump off.
What am I so scared of? Pain? Death?
>attempted suicide
>pussied out
pick one
>>24917521
How high is this balcony?
It should be at least ten stories if you want guaranteed splatter.
>>24917602
Yeah, that's basically how high it is.
>almost halfway through december and still no snow
What the FUCK comfybros? How can I possibly experience winter comfiness without snow?
Let us remedy this with a comfy thread. Post your comfy images, tunes, and comfy routines here.
ayy f am, i feel you
the problem isnt the lack of snow, its the weather. the absolute COMFIEST weather is between 0 celcius and -10 celcius. this is that shiver down your spine, that hoodie when you walk down the street, that comfy coat weather
you NEVER sweat in this weather, and it just feels so good. everything is dead and winter becomes a big blanket of comfiness. snow is okay unless its fresh snow and theres a lot of it, and you need to do a lot of walking, that sucks dick.
but weather between 5 and 15 celcius really sucks because you still sweat and its just not as good
also im drinking chocolate milk and playing hearthjew. much better than dota fuck i hate dota so much im never playing that game again
>comfy tunes
Here you go man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9tn1Fs6C4w
>>24917656
I love youth lagoon and this album, thanks friend.
I'll share with another comfy album:
https://youtu.be/VMkEK20gksM?list=PLA6F358FD740FBD22
>tfw one of my chad cousins called me 20 minutes ago
>asked me if i wanted to come with the boys and ride some jet-skis
>Always say no and always reject every offer but today for some reason i said yes
>tfw nervous
>tfw one of my cousins will be here shortly to pick me up
im scared.
It's okay if you act weird. Just don't try to be someone you're not if you cannot pull it off.
just think about his, they wanted to hang out with you or they wouldn't have texted you in the first place. Don't be overly critical of everything you say and do.
Its probably a trick. Chad cousin is probably trying to humiliate you infront of the boys.
Are there actual non-virgins on /r9k/ right now?
Why? What are you normie shits doing on a board clearly not designed for you?
Not a virgin
Gay robot
I fucked four years ago.
Just because I fucked some desperate, lonely, fat girls doesn't mean I'm not a robot
ITT:
post a picture and someone else matches it with a song
>>24917403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv0iUKb80C8
>>24917403
that's a tough one. maybe this?
https://youtu.be/OhEHB0a7Uyg
My own original post
I'm pretty hungry and I'm thinking about going to a subway nearby. I don't really do to subway often, but the NEETs on here seem like subway experts.
What should I get?
>>24917380
*go to subway often
>>24917380
Maybe ask your personal sandwich artist for his personal sandwich of the day
I'd like
Yayyy I squeezed out my first bit of fluid from my nipples! It's sticky. Pretty neat :D
I kinda wanna taste it but I'm scared.
>>24917283
it's mostly dissolved fat. it just tastes salty
>tfw you will never sustain yourself off vats of breast milk generated from a farm of cowgirls
>>24917283tell me how I can do this
Are you guys grateful for not being placed in the "creep zone"?
Do girls get placed into zones?
Girls are from the Twilight Zone.
>>24917200
Yeah because the creep zone involves me being assraped by Jamal.
>implying there's a difference
Don't go NEET.
I went NEET 5 years ago and now want job to buy some shit
Literally unemployable.
Employers assume:
You were in jail for something you don't want to mention (i.e. pedophile or murder)
You are crazy and emotionally unstable
You are lazy shiftless loser.
You are going to go crazy and do a workplace shooting.
Fair warning. Get a job as soon as you finish high school and college ANY JOB even part time at Target or some shit is enough.
>>24917139
>almost 26 and have never had a job
I'd rather be NEET or even dead than spend my life working a job I hate. I do wish I had at least tried to pursue something I wouldn't mind doing, but I just couldn't find a passion for anything or decide what to do, and now it's probably far too late.
Minwage jobs don't care. They'll hire you if you're a crazy pedophile who just did jailtime.
22 y/o here, didn't go to school at all pretty much NEET since 12. Also experienced this, I could never even get an interview applying in person well dressed and groomed.
If you have no experience at all you are fucked, I'm enlisting in the army it's the only way out for me now.
Did he *really* deserve the sentence? The conviction seems a bit harsh, and kind of bullshitty.
What's more, what he did doesn't appear to be that big of a deal. I mean yeah, he did rape all those women. But did anyone even bother to check on the so-called victims? I'm surprised anyone's even calling them that; considering they're cunts who are the least likely candidate of victimization. And I do mean least likely. Period.
Let's just look at their details for a minute:
1). They're nigs. Pretty self-explanatory.
2). They were all CRIMINALS. Whether convicted of crimes in the past, or in the progress of some criminal activity.
3). Yes, he was doing background checks before stopping to make an arrest or crack down on them the way he did. But again, they were FUCKING CRIMINALS. That was his job as a POLICE OFFICER. They either did something to get a police officer on them, or did something before. That happens when you're a criminal. You get the police on your shit.
Also, why is raping a keeps hitting you in the face. You did something that deprived you of all your human rights. Even if it's rape, it still should be legal punishment against convicts and those who break the law. People like that are simple threats to those around them, they proved that with their arrest. Hence they should be treated with such disregard. They have no one else to blame but themselves.
Fuck this conviction. Whatever he did is perfectly reasonable and now an innocent person's life is ruined.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keLXNxlN0k0
Wow I actually thought he had down's syndrome at first
>>24917028
lolol chad got
BEE
TEEE
EFF
OOOOOOO
>>24917028
When a cop pulls you over and threatens to take you to jail if you don't blow him; you'll probably feel differently.
Does this trigger you?
>>24916953
Source you faggot
Why people post shit like this without sourcing it is beyond me
Shit tier bait.
the bad positioned tattoo maybe
>>24916953
Kekold porn doesn't really work when it's a whore with a huge tattoo and fake tits
