>having a weak handshake
Jesus christ anon, why do you think nobody respects you? If there's one thing that gives you away as an ultra beta it's having a weak handshake. A good handshake sets the tone for the rest of the conversation and emphasizes a strong personality. But worry not, I will teach you the proper way.
>look your opponent in the eyes
>right hand up
>meet halfway
Go slightly past the middle if you're confident,...
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>>28835832
You forgot the thumb positioning.
>>28835891
Care to expand on that? I'm always open for different views.
>>28835832
Handshakes are a vestigal mammalian practice of manipulating the primitive areas of the other person's brain into increased significance of the occasion through touch. A developed fully developed human depends on no such tricks and his transactions and communication are fully verbal, be it vocally or on paper.
>mfw this would have been 100% cringe if done by white people
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-q2xBVxI3ow
How can black people make anything at least a little bit cool?
>implying black people can't be cringy af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI
>>28835809
>white people can't pull that shit
well... half white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAeVfpy_Mo
>>28835916
That was shit, and Frank is not funny at all
"gan i hab dee boozee bows" is underaged retard humor
A girl touched my shoulder with her tit on a train today.
Congratulations! You are now only 98% virgin.
>>28835748
Lucky ducky
>>28835748
Your shoulder is at the level of her tit?? Are you 4 feet tall??
Did 4chan go down for anyone else? Every board just kind of froze and died for a bit and no one posted a thing for a couple hours.
I even went on other boards and there were no new posts anywhere else for a while either.
>>28835740
you're not alone
checked this* but they said it was up
* http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
>>28835787
Oh, ok. So it wasn't just me.
Weird thing is, I see no one else mentioning this anywhere now that we can all post again. I thought someone would've made this thread before I did.
>dad was nagging me to get a quote on my mums insure
>I tell him I'll do it later
>Insists I do it now and while he is present
>Tell him to fuck off
>He calls me a baby and tells me to continue playing "baby games" while watching my laptop screen
>Get pissed off with him
>Grab a nail file and scratch hand until I draw blood
>He...
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>>28835676
Is that where you did it?
>>28835676
>"where did I go wrong with you?"
This is the normal's natural passive-aggressive fashion of blaming you for his wrongs while guising it as concern.
Sick blog post OP :')))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Rlly can u link me to ur other writings xDDDDDDDD
Assknuckles.
>>28835639
wtf where did u get this pic of me?
how do the little homies breathe?
>>28835639
What's this pic from? It's pretty cool. (It shows the truth that black people are parasites too.)
>walk by a white person
>first place they look is my feet
FUCKING WHY
I'M WHITE TOO I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>28835632
they probably feel awkward and are just looking at the floor
>>28835632
>I'm white too
why do you feel the need to state that they're white then?
nice try brownboi
>>28835658
Because only whites do it. I've never walked by a black and they look at my feet
>Think girl is into you
>She's just nice to everyone
Should've known
>think girl wants to bang you cause she likes you
>she actually wants to bang everyone
Fucking sluts.
>>28835582
I wish that were the case, if she's fucking everyone then she's fucking everyone except me.
>think girl is nice to everyone
>turns out she was into you
I goofed.
Autism Pals Thread # 6
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, and become happy normies.
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter
alternative python view script for testing
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
>>28835503
Is this worth it dude? I made a profile, but I can't seem to be fucked to do much else
>>28835517
I consider myself a below average manlet with social anxiety, and like 20 thai girls + some other nationalities have contacted /me/, I've had pulled in two LINE accs as well.
post confirmed robot accounts
"When our parents found out they were going to have you as a baby they were excited. When they had you, you were there world and they had the highest hopes for you.
At the same time, they are their own people with their own dreams and hopes. They want to see you flourish in the environment they provide and become the best you can be. Then they want to relax and live out their days, entertaining visits from you and your family, hearing about what the kids are up to and how your job is going.
By staying NEET, you've robbed them of all that. They will never...
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>>28835427
you don't owe shit to your parents. you are a real human bean. you are free. you can do whatever you want. there's nothing wrong in being a neet.
I'll be so glad when capitalism finally dies. We need a system were people have value not because of how many shekels they own.
filthy dumb neetcuck scum
So wich Overwatch hero would you fuck if you could only choose one?
>>28835395
The big pink haired russian lesbian.
>>28835395
Mercy without a doubt.
dva
you will never know what being inside a vagina feels like
Probably like one of these.
>>28835362
thats a small ass
i like
the feeling would be wasted on you all anyway. you use too much death grip with jerking off and wouldn't even be able to maintain an erection inside an actual vagina
>Alright anon, I'm sorry I don't feel like going out with you.
>Tell me though, before you start complaining about your loneliness, how many girls have you asked out this year?
>I mean, you can't seriously complain about it if you do nothing to fix it, right?
>Be honest. I can tell when you lie, you have no social skills.
>>28835340
Shut the fuck up, slut. It doesn't matter how many girls I ask out they will all day no, just like you did, due to my 6 inch penis, 5'11 height and womens preference for chads and men with sexual experience.
How can I fix myself when the world us against me? No bitch, its all your fault.
>>28835383
>>28835383
No one knows your penis size anon. By the time a chick sees it it's already game on. Don't act weird when you whip out your baby dick and odds are you'll be fine
>>28835340
>Turning down Paul Dano
What's the most common interracial coupling in your local area?
White guy/Asian girl for me.
I'm in London, btw.
>>28835284
>non americans thinking anyone gives a shit about their irrelevant countries trends
Black man / white girl
Jew york
>>28835284
London, Canada? Because I'm in London, England and the most common interracial pairing I see is BMWF
You guys seen this new Australian """""""""""""""""""""""""reality"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" tv show?
>1 female kisses 12 males to see if they """""""""""""""love"""""""""""""...
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One of the average guys in the 12.
>>28835269
>Our reality shows have become so degenerate and desperate for ratings that its just gonna be full blown amateur porn soon.
Why do they make these shitty reality shows and why the fuck do normies watch them?
>>28835269
>This is literally considered normal
actually it's considered ridiculous, which is why people watch it.