What school subjects were you good at?
Good:
English
German
History
Hated:
Math
Science
Mechanics
>>28835257
I was never good at any subject which is probably why im a neet and want to constantly anhero
I was a B student in everything.
>>28835257
>Hated:
>Math
>Science
>Mechanics
I am certain that OP is low test.
Why don't you just pack your things and go, /r9k/? Become the eternal wanderer. The mysterious tarot reader in Venice. The busker with a thousand secrets in his guitar case, one day in Barcelona, the other in Paris, working for the forces of good. The man with no name, righting wrongs wherever you go and leaving the moment you're offered the deputy's badge.
Every journey begins with the first step.
ITT: OP insults people who bother to call that bullshit infeasible
>>28835181
doing that on a smaller skale isnt bullshit though. if youre depressed, why not see the world? i wagecucked for a year and im using the money to travel for a few months
>Venice
>Barcelona
>Paris
Enjoy your gypos and rapefugees
The Surgeon General has just released a checklist to establish whether or not you are afflicted with Femanon Personality Disorder, a dangerous new mental illness sweeping the nation:
[ ] Brightly colored hair dye
[ ] Tattoos
[ ] Piercings
[ ] Playing video games
[ ] Watching anime
[ ] Cosplaying
[ ] Into "lolita fashion"
[ ] Have camwhored online
[ ] Call whoring "sex work"
[ ] Have rape and degradation fantasies
[ ] Consider yourself a feminist
[ ] Watch interracial porn
[ ] Are extremely left-wing
How many...
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>>28835157
Sorry, no cunts allowed here.
Just the anime and video games one.
>>28835157
if you check any of those boxes as a girl, you're guaranteed to be able to check every single one of them
where can i download the columbine doom.wad
>>28835149
I second this. My heroes shall never die! If I only tried beating the highscore while I still had access to my fathers guns... ;_;
on reddit
r/doomwadsPeople will think I'm taking the piss when I'm really not
>>28835207
Holy shit delete this
>be 5'8
>born with a micropenis
>premature balding at age 21
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY GOD? WHY WAS I BORN WITH ALL THESE PROBLEMS?
>>28835146
>be 5'9
>hairline hasn't receded much aside from a tad around the crown
>have a shlong
>>28835146
I'm 22, 5'6 and still have a head full of hair. my penis is like 6inches but it has an ugly noticeable curve to the left.
>born with a micropenis
Please tell me they at least didn't circumcise it?
>Be a 24 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?
21, what's it like up at 24?
29 soon.
I've already been lifting 5 years and bought a new wardrobe, hasn't helped at all. I'm still 170cm manlet that never goes out. How the fuck is a nearly 30 year old manlet supposed to even "go out" with no friends or experience ever going out and meeting people. I have the social skills of a literal 12 year old.
>21
>fucked only 3 girls
>kissed a lot, but who cares about kisses
>had only one 3 year long relationship
and now i'm to old to do anything or to even bother with girls anymore girls are for faggots.
>baka
>you just shot up a school
>your browsing history has been leaked to the press
What does CNN say about you?
>>28835034
A pervert and a fan of Japanamation.
>>28835034
Well i think we can all agree nobody needed him anyway.
>>28835034
>the shooter had a big 90gb bane folder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZz8MYO6of8
Size matters. Time to let that dumbass "it's what you do with it" go.
This dude was smart and made them say it with a mask on, which you wouldn't see if they ( or white skanks ) did it with their face visible.
>>28835021
>Size matters
actual robots already know this. it's the cyborg faggots and normies on here that say to just b urself
>>28835021
In related news water is wet.
So?
>>28835021
>TFW Im the guy on the left
who /shitpostingfromwork/ here?
gonna take a literal poo in the loo now and go back to work
I literally get paid more while taking a shit at work than a neet gets all day.
Wagecuck reporting in. Enjoying my free time while I get paid. Neets think they have all the fun.
shitposting from College. I'm all alone in my free period, which is like 1hr and 30 minutes.
sucks that /r9k/ is extremely slow in the morning. NEETS probably get up at like 3:00PM
Anime doesn't fill the void anymore. I'm too old now to enjoy it.
What should I get into to replace it?
>>28834903
Scifi and Fantasy novels. I like the Book of the New Sun and The Stand.
>>28834903
Get it into the cartoon your image is from, Looney-Tunes.
Bump orororiginal
>tfw living vicariously through escortbro
>tfw fell in love with Marina because of his descriptions
>tfw no ex-escort gf
>>28834892
FUCKING KILL ME
Thesis is done btw.
>>28834892
My life feels empty now.
>>28834892
Escortbro triggered some heavy feels the last couple of days. I live in a country next to his, I'm almost the same age and I went to a few escorts myself.
>almost 4 years ago I was a 20 year old euro cyborg
>I was still in training, had the time of my life at vocational school
>the class was awesome, I made some friends and thought I could finally escape robot life
>Went on a short...
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>mum found the cum popsicles
>>28834876
no shit, that actually happened to me
>grandpa found the shit zipper
>daddy found the g-spot
It's that time of the day again. Slavkeep here, having a bit of shit day, divert my attention with your feels and conversations lads.
>>28834869
Fuck off. It's your cancer that made the board go down, faggot.
>>28834869
Hey bar keep
Give me something strong. First time here a friend recommend it
But long story short
I've trying to connect to people and I used to think it's to share past experiences and past trouble with how you over came that and how it left you a changed man with more wisdom
You also try to help the person with anecdotes for your own past and link it to theirs and how you felt and thought to over come it
People end up telling me I can induce great flashes of insight...
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Normal fag trigger warning.I'm dating a girl. But she is a total Stacy. She doesn't get anything I do all I do is fuck her well and make her laugh. I met a qt from a shit site. I think she is perfect for me. I don't believe the picture she sent me. Shea gorgeous. She won't talk to me anymore. I'm getting sad even though I have a Stacy gf. I wish I knew what to do. I'm not that autistic to keep annoying the perfect shit site qt.
>mom found the cum zebra
>>28834453
>uncle found the Pepsi teeth
>Father Garrett found my naughty bits
>dad found the shit stocking
It's over lads I'm finished
Why does promiscuous women get angry when you call them whores?
This woman that I met online drove to an abandoned gas station so we could meet.
I told her I was a virgin and she got really horny because of that because "HOW CAN SOMEONE LIKE YOU BE A VIRGIN? YOU MUST HAVE TONS OF GIRLS AFTER YOU" and "I WANNA BE YOUR FIRST! ILL SWALLOW, BLAH BLAH".
She was actually legit. I stalked the gas station, she was all pampered up, clearly ready for sex, nice mom car and all.
So I obviously didn't get in the car.
Next day she called...
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So you arranged to fuck her, made her waste her time, then insulted her for wanting to fuck you? I think that /r9k/ has reached a new level of autism
>>28834422
You pussied out on getting laid. Then blamed it on her. You are the worst. Or just making up a beta story for the internet
>They act like sluts and expect what?
To get fucked? idk what's wrong with you dude, that is the main purpose of sluts.
>>28834422
fuck you fucking kid