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My life is literally a meme and I can't help but laugh at this point
God dude get help, at least stop shitposting on here.
Pretty much all you can do mate is laugh or else it eats you up
>>28577918
Suck your thumb and pretend it's a pen0r
>get fed up with being oneitis' orbiter
>break all contact
>she calls and asks why I've been avoiding her
>tell her I have feelings for her, and that we can't be "just friends"
>she said she'll do anything for me but date me, that she doesn't want to ruin our friendship
>(She's given me the "I love you as a friend" speech before)
>she says she values our friendship and doesn't want to lose me
>she suggests that we date so she won't lose me
>I say no because she doesn't love me, and loves someone else (he doesn't feel the same way)
>she says she can learn to love me
>still say no because she doesn't really mean it, and any "relationship" we'll have will be fake
>(Better to be khv forever than to be in a fake relationship, right?)
I did the right thing, right?
On one hand... It seems like emotional blackmail if we date, like she's dating me so I won't go away
On the other hand she suggested that we date instead of letting me go, that means there's a chance she'll genuinely fall in love with me, right?
>pic unrelated
Wow. I'm actually surprised it was her who suggested actually dating you. Weird coming right after saying she'll do anything but date you, but whatevs. It seems like she cares for you and is attached if she's willing to do that, that's a good thing.
She may end up cucking you, but I'd actually take the chance to do shit with a girl you're crushing on, even if it doesn't end well. I mean it may ruin your friendship in the end, but you planned to cut her off anyways because of your one-sided feelings. There's nothing to lose, is there?
>tfw i put myself in your shoes halfway through your story and then made my own path in my head then got mad at myself because I ended up blowing it with her
fuck you op
That whole situation just seems so strange. Women don't normally go from "I won't date you" to "okay I'll date you so you won't go away", while being so desperate about it that they'll even say they'll "learn" to love you.
Anything else about it you could elaborate on?
Is this worth buying?
No. Too many characters.
>>28577842
No. It's pretty fun though.
I'd pay like $20 for it
>>28577842
Yep, based as fuck.
>>28577861
>Implying that lots of variety is a bad thing
When did the future become so... GOOD?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyFMVjPhl9o
>>28577789
It'll get banned by the feminazis, don't get your hopes up.
>>28577810
vibrators first
>>28577822
Won't work, they'll only ban things that they don't want. And there;s nothing robots can do about it.
>racist
>hate women
>exploit your parents
>praise murders and psychopaths
>openly state that you want to kill people with jobs and active social and romantic lives
>wonder why you don't have a girlfriend
The reason you don't want a girlfriend is because you're a psycho scumbag.
>>28577738
Wow those are my perfect fantasy girls tits
>>28577738
Here's your (you)
Origino
>/r9k/ is one person
>Lonely edgy teens is the only userbase
Hi robots,
It's open mic night ITT, post your stand up comedy, poems, jokes, etc. Entertain us!
>>28577695
What's the deal with airplane food?
It's not an airplane and it's not food
>>28577695
>be on stage
>all those judging eyes
>"so you guys ever...."
>puke everywhere
>>28577720
I would pay to watch that
It's not that great having a huge cock.
6.7x5.5 here.
I've had sex with 5 girls, 3 of which complained about me hitting their cervix and the other 2 were too kind to say it.
I always end up not being able to go balls deep because of this, which is frustrating for me. I am yet to find a girl who thinks my dick is actually pleasurable when all of it is in. I have no idea how female pornstars do it.
>>28577619
get out if you don't mind
same dick size here, I think it's pretty great.
Am a virgin though.
>>28577619
hey OP
just reminding you that you should probably reconsider those suicidal thoughts you had a while back.
Because really you aren't worth anything and no one wants to hear from you ever again.
I stopped fapping. Not because of /nofap/ or anything, but just because Ive come to realize it's the same experience every time. There's literally no point in doing it the millionth time. Now Im starting to find girls that I would usually think are ugly, really hot.
Why do you still fap?
thank you hungry skeleton
original oc
>>28577499
You idiot, now you're supposed to start fapping to more degenerate shit to keep your fucked up libido functioning
thank you Mrs Skeletal
>Be 30 year old guy who has never been employed
>Been looking for work for the past 8 months
>No-one will hire me because I have no work history
Well this is just great
>>28577459
there are places that will hire you, but you will be underpaid till you get some experience up for 2 to 3 years.
And what are you qualifications?
>>28577509
>And what are you qualifications?
Don't have any. Been NEETing it up for a decade. Been fun but the gravy train is running out
>>28577524
Well than you can start doing some shit tier jobs. Start figuring out your dream or at least end game goal so you can start taking small steps toward it.
There is nothing wrong with trying till you die.
>if people generally treat you nicely for no reason, you're probably attractive
>if people generally treat you cruelly for no reason, you're probably ugly
People are always nice to me, especially middle-aged/older women. Do they just feel sorry for me or does this mean I'm handsome?
Stark unrelated
If you're their age you're attractive.
If not I'm sorry anon but this isn't a good thing
>>28577381
I'm not
Maybe it's just because I'm small
People wanna protect me or something
>>28577371
This is now a Robb Stark thread.
Posting Robb.
A new challenge is given to you by an entity you trust, be it a person, company, government, etc.
You have to drive this Rolls Royce Ghost from New York to the coast of Washington.If it doesn't get stolen at all, you get to keep it and you get 3 million dollars to top it off.
If you do get it stolen..well it's stolen.
How are you going to go about bringing a $500k car across the states without incident?
Buy a gun
Jdhwjsjio
>>28577334
I'd hire someone to do it for me. Should still be worth it.
>>28577334
Are you retarded? Just fucking drive it from A too B. Once i drove a 300k car across europe and nothing happened i dont think the US will be any different if you just stay out of ghettos
Uwaa~
Morning r9k... I love you...
>>28577326
You're a cute, got more pics? uwu~
I'm about to go to sleep so good night
OH GOD!!!! TRESSPASSER!!!!! *calls the police*
When did you realize you were good looking?
>be 15
>notice how i girls want to be around me
>random 10/10 qt smile at me
>thought i was ugly for the most of my life cus low selfesteem
>look at pictures from when i was 10
>i was cute as fuck dot jpeg
>i could get ANY girl on omegle to flash for me (told them i was a model lel)
>im tall with a big dick
too bad none of this matters because im shy and socially awkward
>imb4 show pics
Nahh
prove it
oc commeto
>>28577320
When I was around 12, on the way back to school. I got harassed by a group of girls who asked me if I wanted to go out with one of their friends. I was so scared I ran home.
>>28577320
Same here, too bad I'm a neet now at 19 and my hairline is already starting to receed.
ITT: we post "that guy" or "that girl" co workers
>that guy who does do jack shit but he's charming so he gets away with it. Check off our cleaning list but hasn't even done anything
>that girl who works as floor manager and is always a massive cunt compared to the other managers, threatens to fire you and doesn't collect food herself
>that autistic quiet guy who just kinda rolls with it and doesn't know a single co workers name and doesn't know them at all
>mfw the last guy is me
>>28577216
#justwagieproblems
>>28577216
>>that girl who works as floor manager and is always a massive cunt compared to the other managers, threatens to fire you and doesn't collect food herself
>she won't blackmail you into fucking her if you want to keep your job
I was the third guy as well when I worked, but I was also the first.
Post in this thread and you will die in your sleep tonight.
I already did yesterday and nothing happened
Jokes on you, I'm not sleeping tonight. Tonight is hummus night. But then again, jokes on me too because I actually want to die so
yes. please kill me
